Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 139 Dish

"Boom!" There was a crisp sound, and Zhu Badger's head hit the armrest of the chair heavily.

"It hurts!" Zhu Badger subconsciously reached out to touch his forehead, and there was blood oozing out.

"Why did I fall asleep sitting here?" Zhu Badger opened his eyes and saw that he was sitting on a chair in the hall.

Looking around, everything was still the same. A thin dog and a pig badger were sleeping soundly at their feet.

Dream? It turned out to be a dream, a nonsensical dream.

Zhu Badger saw that it was not completely light yet, and wanted to get up and go back to the room to have a good sleep, but the thin dog and pig badger at his feet were sleeping so soundly, so he did not get up.

Is it snowing outside? Have my biological father and mother ever come back?

Since it was a dream, it must not have snowed, and my biological father and mother must have never come back.

When did this dream begin? Or which scene did the dream start from?
Start picking up rotten mice at Tian Leizi’s house? Have I ever entered Tian Leizi's house? Are there any rats that are about to rot in Tian Laizi's house?

If I had really entered Tian Laizi's house, and there must have been rats that were about to rot in the courtyard of Tian Laizi's house, then this dream should have started at the Weasel's house. I have been to Weasel's house, but the whole house was empty. There were no chairs on the floor, and there was no portrait of Weasel on the chair.

Is the weasel dead? Daylily said that he was killed by the big firework at that time, but why do I think he is not dead yet? Could it be that he has been wandering around the old house as a lonely ghost? Want to find something to do with me?
"Fairy, fairy..." a cry came from outside the house.

The thin dog and the pig badger rushed to the door first. The red badger opened the door and saw that the sun had already risen to the top of the east mountain.

The shout came from outside the old house. Zhu Badger recognized it as Daylily and asked loudly: "What are you doing back here?"

"I miss you, I miss you." Daylily's voice came from the front door of the old house.

"Then you go to the back door." Zhu Badger walked towards the back door of the old house.

Arriving at Weasel's house, Zhu Badger went in specifically to take a look. Weasel's house seemed to have been ransacked and was clean and refreshing. There were no chairs on the ground, and it was even more unlikely that there was a portrait of Weasel.

When I went into Tian Laizi's house, I saw that there were indeed traces of cleaning in the hall, and there were still a few bits of mouse hair stuck to the ground.

Zhu Badger was sure that the dream started at Weasel's house, but it had been a long time since he had dreamed about the people and things around him. All he had dreamed about was Zhu Yuanzhang, Chou Yu and God.

"Fairy, fairy..." Daylily shouted at the back door of the old house.

"Here we come." Zhu Badger went over and opened the back door. He saw that it was not just Day Lili that had returned to the old house. Following Day Lili was Fatty Zhu. He asked Fatty Zhu, "Why are you back too?"

"I miss the fairy, I miss the fairy." Fatty Zhu was smiling, carrying his cooking guy on his shoulder.

Zhu Badger waited for Day Lily and Fatty Zhu to enter the old house and turned around to close the door. He taunted Fatty Zhu and said, "Sister Huicai thinks it's possible for me, do you think it's possible for me?"

"It's possible, it's possible, of course it's possible." Fatty Zhu smiled with unusual enthusiasm. Zhu Badger felt even more strange and asked, "Did you pull down some treasure and try to steal it out from under my nose?"

"No, no, no, it's impossible, it's impossible, how is it possible?" Fatty Zhu kept shaking his hands.

Day Lily spoke for Fatty Zhu: "Fairy, don't scare him, he just won this opportunity with great difficulty."

"It took a lot of effort to get this opportunity? What opportunity?" Zhu Badger turned around and walked to the front yard.

Day Lily followed Zhu Badger closely and explained: "Aunt Ma said that the old house will be fully renovated next and will need people from all walks of life, so I secured a cooking position for Fatty Zhu."

"You fought for it? When did my mother say this to you?" Zhu Badger stopped.

Huangliang replied: "Today, just today, Aunt Ma came to the immigrant community and said that the neighbors who can't find suitable jobs for a while can come back to help, and the wages will be paid according to the standard."

"Today? You just left yesterday, and she asked you to come back to help today?" Zhu Badger didn't believe it.

Day Lily reached out and touched Zhu Badger's forehead and asked, "Fairy, why are you so confused when you don't have a fever?"

"I'm confused? What do you mean?" Zhu Badger was a little unhappy and walked to the front yard.

Day Lily caught up with Zhu Badger, grabbed the corner of Zhu Badger's clothes, and asked: "Fairy, we have been down the mountain for more than a month. How do you say we just left yesterday?"

"What? It's been more than a month since you came down the mountain? Fatty Zhu, has it really been more than a month since you came down the mountain?" Zhu Badger turned his head and asked Fatty Zhu.

Before Fatty Zhu opened his mouth to answer, he nodded with his big round head like a chicken pecking at rice. He pecked for a while before replying with a smile on his face: "It's been more than a month, it's been more than a month."

"Has it been more than a month? Has it really been more than a month? Why do I remember it as if it was yesterday?" Zhu Badger muttered to himself, walking slowly towards the front yard. When he walked to Weasel's house, he turned around and asked Daylily: "Where will you live when you come back? There is nothing in your parents' house."

"It's not my mother's house anymore, it's the fairy's old house. Aunt Ma said, let us live in the one-armed and stilted house first, and then we can live outside together after the engineering team officially arrives." Daylily looks unusual. of excitement.

Zhu Badger was even more confused and asked Day Lily: "Us? You and Fatty Zhu? Or is there someone else?"

"Yes, yes, I'll be back soon." Daylily walked quickly to the stone mill in front of the main house and sat down. After wiping the sweat from his forehead, he continued to say to Zhu Badger: "The town is too noisy. I still like the village and the old house.”

"Almost are coming back? Your mother-in-law is coming back too? The pig butcher is coming back too?" Zhu Badger asked Day Lily.

Daylily replied: "Of course, of course they will come back."

"Of course you're coming back? What are they doing here?" Zhu Badger frowned.

Day Lily grinned widely and did not answer Zhu Badger's question. Instead, she said to Fatty Zhu: "Why don't you go cook the food quickly? Did you touch it in vain along the way?"

"No, no, no, no, no, you, you, you..." Fatty Zhu's face was red, his fat hands couldn't help wiping the sweat from his forehead, and his big eyes avoided Day Lily's fiery gaze while looking at Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger burst out laughing and thought, you, Fat Zhu, still want to touch the day lily? If you want to touch her, why don't you touch the boar's legs a few more times? But he still saved face for Fatty Zhu and said: "Then just like when we had a big banquet in the past, fire next to the stone mill, but be careful with the candle and don't touch it to make a big fire."

"Don't worry, Fairy. When Fatty Zhu is cooking, he won't let me touch him even if he wants to." Daylily reached out and touched Fatty Zhu's chubby face.

Fatty Zhu ducked his head and started to light a fire.

There are two large open-air stoves on the stone side of the main house. In addition to being used for big banquets, they are also used to cook pig food, make large meat jelly, large fish jelly, and cook rice dumplings during the Chinese New Year.

Zhu Badger pulled Daylily to one side and asked, "What are you doing back with the Trapped-mouthed Woman and the Pig-Butcher?"

"Come back and make money." Daylily picked up a cucumber from the big bag of ingredients that Fatty Zhu carried back and gnawed on it. Zhu Badger asked: "How can we make money? If the donkeys are not in the village and there are no people, what else can we do? What pigs can we kill?"

"Fairy, didn't Aunt Ma tell you?" Daylily quickly finished eating a cucumber.

Zhu Badger asked: "What did she tell me?"

"Aunt Ma said that if the donkeys don't come to the village, the village will be more lively than before. The method still has to be done and the pigs still have to be killed." After gnawing the cucumber, Daylily wiped her mouth and went to get two more tomatoes.

Zhu Badger asked: "My mother really said that?"

"Aunt Ma only said that the village will be more lively than before if the donkeys are not there. The method still has to be done and the pigs still have to be killed. That's what the flat-mouthed woman said." Eat one day lily in one mouthful and two tomatoes in two mouthfuls.

Zhu Badger didn't ask Day Lily anymore. He went into the house and took out a few rice dumplings and handed them to Day Lily. He went over and asked Fatty Zhu: "Did my mother ask you to come back and cook for the engineering team?"

"Yes, yes, yes, Aunt Ma said, the wealth should not go to outsiders, the money must be earned by one's own people, and the work must be done by one's own people." Fatty Zhu quickly cooked three large dishes and a bowl of soup.

Badger Zhu, Fatty Zhu and Daylily had just finished lunch when the sound of car horns came from under the big camphor tree.

"Coming, coming, they are all coming." Daylily ran towards the front door of the old house and wanted to pull the bolt, but Zhu Badger sternly stopped her.

Day Lily turned back and grinned at Zhu Badger: "Fairy, the front door can be opened now. The old house already belongs to you anyway. It belongs to you."

"The old house belongs to me. When the renovation of the old house is completed, I will naturally open the front door. Now I still have to use the back door." Zhu Badger walked to the backyard.

Day Lily had no choice but to chase Zhu Badger with Fatty Zhu. While chasing, she asked, "Fairy, I heard that your family's assets in the province are greater than my sister's?"

"Does your sister still have assets?" Zhu Badger asked.

Day Lily replied: "Of course, my mother went to the provincial capital to manage those assets for my sister."

"Your mother went to the provincial capital to manage assets on behalf of your sister?" Zhu Badger wanted to laugh, but then thought about it and asked Day Lily: "Has your sister already come out of it?"

"Shh, don't say it loudly. My sister sneaked out from inside. She didn't let my mother tell anyone, including me." Daylily looked around subconsciously for a while.

Zhu Badger asked: "Then how did you know?"

"Of course I was eavesdropping. My sister secretly came to pick up my mother in the middle of the night last night. They thought I was still asleep, but in fact I was very alert. I pretended to be snoring loudly and listened to them with my ears straightened up." Daylily is not. General pride.

Zhu Badger thanked the day lily and gave her a thumbs up while asking her: "Sister Huacai, have you been drinking jade liquor and eating dragon liver and phoenix marrow every day for more than a month?"

"No way? Fairy, let me tell you the truth. The reason why I overheard what my mother and my sister were saying was not because I was alert, but because I thought about your jade liquid, nectar, dragon liver, and phoenix marrow every night so much that I couldn't sleep. "Daylily told the truth.

Badger Zhu glanced at Fatty Zhu who was following him and asked Day Lily: "Can't you ask him to make it for you?"

"Fairy, how could I possibly make jade liquid nectar and dragon liver and phoenix marrow? Even if I knew how to make it, I wouldn't be able to get such ingredients. Your father in heaven and mother in heaven would send the heavenly soldiers and generals to send them down to you specially." Fatty Zhu didn't wait for Day Lily to answer Zhu Badger, and responded quickly, fearing that Day Lily would stare at him like a king's glasses.

Zhu Badger smiled and said to Fatty Zhu: "That's true, first go to the big camphor tree to see who is coming? Tell them that I will be there soon, and no one is allowed to take any action before I arrive. What did I say to Sister Huicai?" Words.”

"Okay." Fatty Zhu's chubby body rolled towards the big camphor tree.

Zhu Badger pulled Daylily to the wall and asked her: "What else did your sister say to your mother?"

"Fairy, you'd better let me take a sip of jade liquid and nectar and a sip of dragon liver and phoenix marrow first. I'm really going crazy thinking about it." Daylily stretched out her big tongue and licked her surprisingly thick upper and lower lips from time to time. .

Zhu Badger said: "I have already prepared the jade liquor and dragon liver and phoenix marrow for you, but you must first tell me in detail what your sister and mother said, without missing a word, otherwise the jade liquor and dragon liver and phoenix marrow will be mixed with each other." I would rather throw away the dragon liver and phoenix marrow or give it to my dogs to drink and my badgers to eat.”

"No, no, no, no, I will tell you in detail what my sister and my mother said, without missing a word." Daylily came over in a hurry and grabbed Zhu Badger's arm tightly.

Zhu Badger shook off Day Lily's hands and asked her to speak slowly. Huang Qiakui told Zhu Badger that as soon as Huang Qiukui saw Huang Doujiang, she said that she must seek revenge from Zhu Badger, even if she lost all her family property.

Huang Okra told Huang Doujiang that there was a big boss above who always wanted to sleep with Huang Okra, and Huang Okra was hanging on him. This time, he tried every means to sneak Huang Okra out, in order to make Huang Okra appreciate her, so that he could show his body to her. May.

Huang Doujiang said to Huang Okra, as long as he is a real boss and can really help you seek revenge on the Eight Badger Immortals, what does it mean to let him sleep? You won’t be missing a single part on your body.

Huang Okra said to Huang Doujiang, this boss must be a real boss, otherwise could he secretly get himself out of it? It's just that this big guy is abnormal, and most women are afraid of him.

Are most women afraid of him? Why should we be afraid of him if he is not normal in that aspect? Besides, you are not an ordinary woman, and it’s not like mother doesn’t know, hehe. Huang Doujiang smiled obscenely, and Huanglili said she almost vomited at that time.

Huang Qiukui told Huang Doujiang that the big boss was not abnormally strong in that area, but that he was abnormally strong and had an abnormally large number of menstruation patterns that ordinary women could not bear.

Huang Doujiang didn't take it seriously and said to Huang Okra, your father is stronger, doesn't your mother still serve him comfortably? Your father has more tricks, but isn't your mother still able to handle him properly? Mom will teach you some tricks when she comes to the provincial capital, and make sure that after he is with you, he will never want to be with another woman again.

Huang Okra told Huang Doujiang that she just wanted to hang him, so that he would feel more itchy and help him seek revenge from the Eight Badger Immortals. Once he really gets her, a boss like him will definitely not care about her anymore.

Huang Doujiang said, this is really true, you are the best when a man doesn't get you. Once I have you, you are nothing. Looking at the height of the mountain, domestic flowers are more fragrant than wild flowers, and your wife must be someone else's wife.

Huang Qiukui told Huang Doujiang that Zhu Fanzi once read a poem in front of her: "A foot of deep red dust is born, and old things are not as good as new." Which man doesn't like the new and dislike the old? Who doesn’t want to try something new?
Huang Doujiang said to Huang Qiukui, "Then you hang him. There are also tricks to make a man a mother. After you teach him, I will make sure that he will be tickled by insects and obey your mercy."

Huang Okra said to Huang Doujiang, I know my mother is capable. If it hadn't been for the trump card you taught me back then, I wouldn't have been able to rise from San'er to a senior position so quickly. The reason why I came to pick you up overnight to take you to the provincial capital as soon as I came out was because I wanted you to go over and give me face-to-face guidance.

Huang Doujiang beat her chest and promised Huang Qiukui that she would handle the big boss properly and that she would seek revenge from the Eight Badger Immortals as soon as possible.

Zhu Badger felt angry, hateful, and amused at the same time, and asked Daylily: "Did your sister tell your mother how she planned to seek revenge from me?"

"No, I said I would make plans after arriving in the provincial capital. Fairy, you have to be careful. My sister said that the big guy's energy is not that great." Daylily is worried that something will happen to Zhu Badger. If something happens to Zhu Badger, she will drink it forever. You can’t eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow without drinking jade liquid and fine wine.

Zhu Badger smiled and asked Day Lily: "Don't you believe that a fairy like me can defeat that Aoi monster in your house?"

"Believe, believe, must believe, firmly believe that she is just a demon at most, and you are a serious immortal. How can a demon defeat an immortal? Fairy, I can drink jade liquid and fine wine and eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow. Are you done yet?" Daylily kept smacking her plump lips, as if she had drank jade liquid and eaten dragon liver and phoenix marrow.

Zhu Badger patted Day Lily on the shoulder to comfort her and said: "Sister Huicai, in addition to treating you to drink jade liquid and fine wine and eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow when you get back later, I will also let you taste the flat peaches from the sky. That's early in the morning." My mother in heaven sent fairies to pick them from the peach garden, and specially sent heavenly soldiers and generals to deliver them to me.”

"Okay, okay, then let's go back now and eat the peaches." Daylily grabbed Zhu Badger's arm and pulled it back.

Zhu Badger broke free from Day Lily's hands, pointed at a large group of people under the big camphor tree and said to Day Lily: "Let's go over first and see who they are? What do you want to do when you come to our Lvbuo Village? If you want to be with You fight for the peaches, I have to kill them first."

"Yes, yes, they must be destroyed. The flat peach is mine, mine." Daylily rushed towards the big camphor tree.