Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 153 Add

Lan Yuliu laughed loudly, laughing freely and happily. Her laughter floated over the old house late at night, making people feel creepy.

Fake Lu Bo hurried forward and asked Lan Yuliu carefully, "Boss, are you okay?"

"Something's happening. Something good. Something extremely good. Hahaha..." Lan Yuliu laughed and strode towards the front yard of the old house.

The fake Lu Bo followed closely, and when he came to the half-broken persimmon tree that originally belonged to Zhu Hu's family, he saw Lan Yuliu stop and stand there staring blankly outside the wall. He did not dare to get too close to her.

Lan Yuliu stood there quietly without moving for more than ten minutes, and then suddenly burst into laughter again. Her laughter was even more exaggerated than before, almost to the point of madness.

After Lan Yuliu laughed for a while, the fake Lu Bo carefully reminded her: "Boss, it's late at night, so you'd better be careful."

"Pay attention? Pay attention to what? Do you know? I already know where Lan Yu hid the treasure, hahaha..." Lan Yuliu opened his arms and laughed wildly towards the starry night sky.

Fake Lu Bo approached Lan Yuliu and reminded again: "Boss, you have to pay more attention to this."

"Pay attention? I used to pay too much attention, which is why I was teased by the Badger Eight Immortals time and time again. From tonight on, I will be the Marshal Jianliu again." Lan Yuliu knelt on the ground, opened her arms and shouted loudly facing the west: "Grandpa, Dad, your granddaughter and daughter have found the treasure house, you can rest in peace now!"

Two mournful cries of owls were heard from the west mountain. Lan Yuliu burst into tears and choked up, saying, "Grandpa, Dad, if you are still alive, please bless me to take out the treasures from the treasury smoothly. I will bring the treasures to your graves to pay tribute."

Two more calls of owls were heard from the west mountain. Lan Yuliu stood up from the ground, wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, turned around and asked the fake Lu Bo who was standing respectfully behind her: "How do I treat you normally?"

"The boss treats me like his own son." The fake Lu Bo answered respectfully.

Lan Yuliu burst out laughing and said, "I like your servant look. You are becoming more and more likable now. Don't worry, when I get the treasures that Lan Yu has hidden in the old house, I will return your true body, reunite your family, and live a normal life from now on."

"Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss." The fake Lu Bo hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu returned to the main house and went straight into Ma Yasha's room. Seeing the fake Lu Bo standing in the hall, she beckoned him in. The fake Lu Bo walked to the door but didn't dare to take another step. Lan Yuliu came over and pulled him in, then heavily closed the door.

"Sister, he's going to die of happiness now, right?"

"What does a child know? Don't ask nonsense questions."

"Sister, do you understand? Hehe."

"Are you trying to piss me off to death? Stay here and don't move. I'll go over and listen."

"Sister, I want to go over and listen together."

"Not suitable for children, understand?"

"Sister, I've grown up before, and I may understand some things better than you."

"Tell me, was it Huanhuan who taught you?"

"Sister, if Sister Huanhuan were here, she would probably go break down the door right now, right?"

"If she was here, she would not only break down the door, but would definitely catch them in the act."

"Sister, what you said is too harsh, isn't it? I am willing to be with you."

"Hey, tell me the truth, how much did your sister Huanhuan teach you in that area?"

"No, not at all."

"Not at all? Not at all. Can you say that I am willing to be with you?"

"This is a line from a movie Sister Huanhuan took me to see. To be honest, the movie was not good at all, but I just remembered this line."

"Humph, I knew you would only learn bad things when you're around her."

"Then why do you keep pushing me towards her?"

"I am doing this to help you. Do you understand?"

"don't know."

"You heartless little thing, stay here quietly. I'll go over and listen."

"Sister, such a long time has passed, it should no longer be a time for children, right?"

"You ballless bastard, you still know how to calculate time? I'll beat you to death."

"Sis, if you beat me to death, you'll have to save me again, it's too much trouble, just don't beat me. Besides, I obviously have balls, you know that."

"You, you, you, I really regret sending you to the provincial capital, to be with her."

"Sister, don't be angry. Listen, the noise over there is a little loud."

"Oh no, we've been fooled."

By the time Zhu Huan and Dan'er hurried to the underground passage of Ma Yasha's room, Lan Yuliu and the fake Lu Bo had already walked out of Ma Yasha's room and the main house.

"It's all your fault. You said something inappropriate for children and delayed important matters."

"Sister, you were the one who said it was not suitable for children."

"Anyway, it's all your fault, it's that Huanhuan who led you astray."

"Hey, you've been saying bad things about me all night, do you want me to reward you with something?"

"what?"

"you?"

Zhu Huan and Dan'er blamed each other. Just when they were about to chase Lan Yuliu and the fake Lu Bo, they were shocked to see Lu Huan suddenly standing in front of them.

"What's wrong? Are you feeling guilty or are you afraid that I will catch you in adultery?" Lu Huan put his hands on his hips and stopped Zhu Huan and Dan'er.

Zhu Hu hurriedly apologized with a smile: "You're here? Good that you're here, good that you're here. You must be tired from the journey. Go and have a good rest first. Let my mother cook you some chicken soup. Haha, haha."

"Yes, yes, Sister Huanhuan, the chicken soup cooked by my mother is delicious. You will definitely want to eat it again after you have tried it, hehe, hehe." Dan'er laughed.

Lu Huan glared, "Stop the hesitating, you two. Can you still make chicken soup now? Can you? Humph, you think I haven't eaten the chicken soup cooked by my mother. Oh, the chicken soup cooked by my mother is delicious, it's delicious, how long has it been since I last had it? I want to eat it so much, I want to eat it right now."

Seeing Lu Huan's face change from angry to stupid, Zhu Huan and Dan'er looked at each other, not knowing what to do. Just when they were at a loss, Ma Yasha came over from the other end of the underground passage, and Zhu Yunshan came with him.

Zhu Huan and Dan'er felt relieved and quickly winked at Ma Yasha and Zhu Yunshan.

Ma Yacha glared at Zhu Huan and Dan'er, then walked over and said softly to Lu Huan, "Eat, eat now, eat the chicken soup that mother cooked now."

"Well, mother is still the best, and the chicken soup cooked by mother is still the best, woooo..." Lu Huan threw himself into Ma Yasha's arms and burst into tears.

"Dad, her? Will it?" Zhu Huan looked at Lu Huan who was crying loudly in Ma Yasha's arms and asked Zhu Yunshan softly.

Zhu Yunshan responded to Zhu Huan in a low voice: "It's okay, Lan Yuliu has already left the old house. Even if she is still in the old house, she can't hear Huanhuan's crying. The sound insulation of this underground passage is very good."

"Dad, what happened to Sister Huanhuan?" Dan'er asked Zhu Yunshan.

"What's wrong with me? It's because of you, a heartless person, who left me alone and ran back to the old house." Lu Huan turned away from Ma Yasha's arms and reached out to hit Dan'er. Zhu Hu went over to stand in front of Dan'er, smiled, and whispered to Lu Huan: "Huan Huan, if you want to hit someone, hit me. Dan'er is still a child, still a child."

"Are you still going to say that he is an egg without balls? But I have really fallen in love with him, I love him so much, I can't live without him for a minute or a second, wuwuwu..." Lu Huan threw himself into Ma Yasha's arms and burst into tears again.

Zhu Huan and Dan'er looked at Zhu Yunshan for help. Zhu Yunshan pulled Zhu Huan and Dan'er out of the underground passage one by one and onto the crown of the Camphor tree.

At this time, the sky was already bright and a red sun was rising from the top of East Mountain.

Zhu Hu looked at the old house under the rising sun and asked Zhu Yunshan worriedly, "Dad, why did Huanhuan come here suddenly?"

"Are you worried that her coming here will affect your plans?" Zhu Yunshan asked Zhu Huan with a smile.

Before Zhu Huan could respond to Zhu Yunshan, Dan'er spoke first, "Dad, Sister Huanhuan is a reckless person. How can anything good happen if she comes back? Not only will Lan Yuliu find out, but the weasel will also find out, and Zhu Shanzi will continue to play dead."

"You, your little mouth is smacking more and more like your sister when she was little. Don't worry, I intentionally led Huanhuan to the old house." Zhu Yunshan stroked Dan'er's little head lovingly.

Zhu Hu frowned and asked Zhu Yunshan: "Dad, are you going to use Huanhuan to add fuel to the fire at the old house?"

"Hey, hey, hey, sister, dad, we've just cleared out those illegal buildings in the old house and are preparing to renovate it. How can we let Sister Huanhuan add fuel to the fire? If Sister Huanhuan gets angry, she will really add fuel to the fire and burn down the old house." Dan'er stood up from the tree canopy in a hurry.

Zhu Hu hurriedly pulled Dan'er to sit down, and said angrily, "Can you please stop saying that? We are not really asking your sister Huanhuan to burn down the old house, but we are asking her Lan Yuliu, Huang Weasel, and Zhu Shanzi to add fuel to the fire."

"Oh, I understand. You want Sister Huanhuan to urge Lan Yuliu, Huang Weasel and Zhu Shanzi to hurry up and find the treasures that Lan Yu hid in the old house." Dan'er blinked his big round eyes, looking as if he had suddenly realized something.

Zhu Hu scratched Dan'er's little nose, looked towards Taipingtang and said, "I understand. We can't alert the enemy now, but Huanhuan can. We can alert all those evil thieves who covet the treasure hidden by Lan Yu in the old house."

"The key is whether those treasures really exist? Maybe it's just a legend. Maybe Lan Yu has never been to our Donkey's Village and has never hidden any treasures in the old house." Dan'er held his chin with both hands, imitated Zhu Huan's look at the Taiping Pond in front of the old house, and talked to himself in an air of being old-fashioned.

Zhu Hu withdrew his gaze from Taiping Pond, looked at Dan'er and said, "You are acting dumb sometimes, a naive child sometimes, and an elderly wise man sometimes. Could it be that Han Xiangzi is still possessed in you?"

"Bieber, don't joke in front of Dan'er." Zhu Yunshan lovingly held Dan'er in his arms.

Dan'er looked up and asked Zhu Yunshan: "Dad, I was not born by Yunhe Dad and Ruyi Mom, but you saved me from the mouth of a wild wolf, right?"

"Kid, why did you suddenly think of asking this?" Zhu Yunshan's gaze involuntarily rested on Zhu Huan.

Zhu Hu hurriedly explained to Zhu Yunshan: "Dad, I didn't say anything and I don't know anything."

"Really?" Zhu Yunshan still stared at Zhu Huan.

Zhu Hu stood up straight and answered seriously: "Of course it is true. It is true. Dad, to be honest, I am still confused by you guys."

"What are you confused about?" Zhu Yunshan asked Zhu Huan.

Dan'er answered for Zhu Huan first: "It's my life experience and your life experience."

"Our life stories?" Zhu Yunshan withdrew his gaze from Zhu Huan and looked at Dan'er.

Dan'er replied: "Yes, Ruyu Niang, you, Ruyi Niang, Yunhe Dad, it's all too complicated."

"Child, is there anyone in this world who can be as simple as a blank sheet of paper? Especially me and your father Yunhe, you Ru Yu Niang and Ru Yi Niang. As the people living in the main house of the old house, there is no way to be simple even if you want to." Zhu Yunshan sighed as he looked at the old house.

Dan'er pointed at Zhu Huan with her little hand and said, "She is very simple."

"Because she is the fairy of the old house, and none of us can reach her." Zhu Yunshan's gaze still stayed on the old house.

Dan'er wanted to say more, but Zhu Hu reached out and covered his mouth with his hand, and said in a low voice: "The willow spirit is coming."

"What is she doing here?" Zhu Yunshan withdrew his gaze from the old house and looked towards the foot of the West Mountain. He saw Lan Yuliu and the fake Lu Bo walking quickly towards the West Mountain.

Zhu Hu replied to Zhu Yunshan softly: "They must be here to disturb you. Now only you, a handsome man, are making her feel uneasy."

"I haven't shown up for such a long time, but she's still thinking about me?" Zhu Yunshan said as he gestured to Zhu Huan and Dan'er to hide under the tree canopy.

Through the dense bonsai leaves, Zhu Hao saw Lan Yuliu in high spirits, walking very quickly; while the fake Rubeur following behind her was limping and walking with some difficulty.

"Dad, sister, could it be that the willow spirit has discovered us?" Dan'er asked softly.

Zhu Hao responded softly: "Impossible, if she found us, we wouldn't be like this now."

"What does she look like now? Is there anything special?" Daner asked.

Zhu Hu replied: "She is now full of vigor and energy to meet the legendary handsome man. Congratulations, you will soon have a third mother."

"Huey, didn't I remind you? Don't make such jokes in front of Dan'er. If you lead Dan'er astray, your master will not forgive you." Zhu Yunshan scolded Zhu Huan.

Zhu Huan smiled and asked Zhu Yunshan: "Dad, if it was Dan'er who led me astray, could you forgive him? Hehe."

"Sister, is there anyone who complains like you?" Dan'er stretched out his little hand to hit the red badger, but his foot slipped and he fell off the tree. Zhu Yunshan was quick and leaned over and stretched out his big hand to catch Dan'er, but he still startled a group of birds perched on the other side of the tree.

"Sure enough, there are people!" Lan Yuliu, who had just walked to the foot of the mountain, immediately stopped and looked up at the mountain at the group of birds fluttering up.

"Boss, how could there be someone else in Xishan?" The fake Lu Bo turned around and looked in the direction of the old house.

"There must be someone, otherwise those birds wouldn't suddenly fly up for no reason." Lan Yuliu was very vigilant.

"Boss, is there a snake that wants to eat the bird or a big bird that wants to occupy the little bird's nest?" The fake Ruber asked Lan Yuliu while still looking back at the old house.

"The big bird wants to occupy the little bird's nest?" Lan Yuliu turned around to look at the fake Lu Bo, and saw him staring blankly at the old house, and asked: "Could it be that a little bird wants to occupy our nest?"

"Boss, look, it seems someone has come to the old house." The fake Ruburt pointed towards the main gate of the old house.

"Oh no, she's here." Lan Yuliu turned and ran towards the old house.

The fake Lu Bo followed closely, but couldn't catch up halfway, so he just walked back slowly. When he reached the Taiping Pond, he saw that Lan Yuliu had already started a fight with the man who was standing at the main entrance of the old house.

"Lu Huan, what are you doing here at the old house?" Lan Yuliu angrily asked Lu Huan who was standing at the main entrance of the old house.

Lu Huan did not show any weakness, and questioned Lan Yuliu in the same tone: "Willow Spirit, should I be the one asking you why you dare to appear in the old house when you are still haunting me?"

"Lu Huan, I was just about to settle the score with you. You've come at the right time." Lan Yuliu approached Lu Huan.

Lu Huan laughed loudly: "Yes, yes, willow spirit, you came at the right time. I was just about to settle the score with you."

"Lu Huan, it's no use for you to act crazy and stupid in front of me. Today I must settle accounts with you." While speaking, Lan Yuliu untied her hairband and held it in her hand.

Lu Huan was calm and composed, and asked Lan Yuliu with a smile: "Have you settled the bill? When do you plan to pay it back?"

"Lu Huan, do you still want to act crazy and stupid in front of me? Well, I'll help you and let you be partners with the Slant-Eyed Woman." Lan Yuliu shook her right hand, and her hairband emerged like a dragon from water, hitting Lu Huan's face.

Lu Huan did not dodge or evade. When Lan Yuliu's hairband reached the top of his head, he stretched out his hand and grabbed it. After holding it tightly, he pulled it back with force, causing Lan Yuliu to stagger forward several steps before she could stand firm.

"Oh, Lu Huan, you're quite capable. It seems I underestimated you." Lan Yuliu pulled back her hair tie and changed from a straight hit to a horizontal hit, striking Lu Huan's waist horizontally.

Without waiting for Lan Yuliu's hair tie to be pulled, Lu Huan jumped onto a stone drum in front of the main gate of the old house and said to Lan Yuliu with a smile, "Willow Spirit, with your mediocre skills, how can you be the commander of Jianliu Sect? It seems that the time has really come for Jianliu Sect to be wiped out."

"Lu Huan, little foodie and little nymphomaniac, is it your place to say anything about Jianliu Clan? Originally, I wanted to spare your life and let you go to accompany the Slant-Eyed Woman. But since you refuse to accept my toast, I will take your life today and let you go to the West Hill to accompany the Eight Badger Immortals." Lan Yuliu spun around as she spoke, and the hair rope was swung high up, wrapping, winding, swinging, throwing, sweeping, swinging, collecting, and releasing. In front of the main gate of the old house, one could hear the whistling wind, but Lan Yuliu was nowhere to be seen.