Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 47 Skirt

Because Lan Yuliu and Lu Huan were there, most of the conversations in the hall were polite or joking, without much practical content. Zhu Badger went back to her room without waiting to eat the chicken juice soup. Her stomach was still not feeling well. Secondly, she wanted to show Lan Yuliu and Lu Huan that she no longer cares about the world, and she no longer cares about delicacies.

Zhu Badger entered the room and made out with eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers for a while before going to bed.

He did not lie down immediately after going to bed. He sat on the bedside and carefully reviewed all the experiences of the day. Zhu Badger found that everything could be summed up in one sentence, a sentence Lan Yuliu said to Lu Huan: "When the truth is false, the false is also true. The truth is also false when it is false, it is false when it is true, it is true when it is false, and who can tell the truth about some people and things?"

Zhu Badger returned from the hut before Lu Huan and Lan Yuliu. As soon as he came back, he asked Zhu Yunshan what "broken leg" meant? Zhu Yunshan invited Mr. Zhu into the house, and after sitting down in the hall, he told Zhu Badger that his legs were broken by large rocks that fell from the construction site five years ago, and he couldn't understand why it suddenly happened today. Can you stand up? He can still walk freely, and his steps are as fast as flying. Zhu Badger asked, how did Huang Okra know about this? Zhu Yunshan replied, Huang Qiukui is the boss of the company where he works, how could he not know? If it hadn't been for her at that time, he wouldn't have been able to compensate him with that much money, and he wouldn't have been able to return to the cave.

Zhu Badger frowned, looked at Zhu Yunshan for a long time, and finally stopped at his feet and asked, "Do you mean she is your benefactor?" Do I have to thank her with all my gratitude? Zhu Yunshan said, you are you and I am me. Anyway, I have to be grateful to her. Then should I say sorry to you? Go to her to apologize? Zhu Badger turned away and looked at Grandma Taizu on the wall.

Mr. Zhu advised Badger Zhu not to be too childish and to stand tall and see far. Zhu Badger angrily criticized Mr. Zhu. Is it because people are more irritating than others? Girls from the same old house, why is there such a big gap?

"Is there a gap between you two?" Mr. Zhu ignored Zhu Badger's anger and insisted on explaining the facts to her. Zhu Badger slapped the table and stood up, saying angrily: "She is the glory of Lvbu Village and the glory of the old house. You don't need to be nagging. I will go to the provincial capital tomorrow to apologize to her and ask her to come back to Lvbu Village. Old house!”

"Sit down and talk about it carefully. If you exclude the factors of the old house, it is indeed the glory of the old house. Building a road through the city has been the dream of generations of villagers. Who has been able to realize this dream for many years? Can you do it, can I do it, or can your parents?" Mr. Zhu said one thing after another without showing any mercy to Badger Zhu. Zhu Badger was speechless for a moment, turned around angrily and wanted to go back to his room. Mr. Zhu continued: "Only when you have a big belly can you do great things, and when you are big-hearted, you can achieve great things. You want to protect the old house with a small belly like you? Humph, I'm afraid you can't even fight against the flat-mouthed woman. Don't think that you can bluff me after two days of acting. Ordinary villagers would really become fairies. If someone hadn’t helped out and the ancestors’ treasures could be used as props, don’t you know how many times you would have died?”

"We are all our own, don't worry about it, the two of them are back." Ma Yasha poked his head out of the kitchen and shouted in a low voice. After shouting, he returned to the kitchen to get busy. Zhu Badger had to sit down again and pretend to be with his biological father and Mr. Zhu. Talk about gossip.

"Nao Xi Lao, how could this old guy know that I have treasures left by my ancestors as props?" Zhu Badger sat on the bed and thought.

That's right, Zhu Badger flew from the gate of the old house, sang "With Mother and Father" as she flew, flew over the Taiping Pond and landed on the earth platform under the big camphor tree, all because of the white dress she was wearing. It’s not that she has actually become a fairy and can fly high like a bird.

This white skirt has been kept in the old-fashioned wardrobe in Zhu Badger's room. I wonder which generation of ancestors left it? Badger Zhu was looking through her wardrobe once and saw this white skirt and thought it looked good, so she took it out and put it on. Because this skirt looks like an ordinary skirt on the surface, but there are many small copper wires and bamboo pieces strung together inside, a bit like a kite. After putting it on, Zhu Badger felt that he was walking very lightly, and he was so happy that he kept walking back and forth in his room. Mayaksha called her, and she quickly jumped on the bed. She was afraid that her mother would faint from fear when she saw her wearing a skirt. She had never worn a skirt since she was a child. Once, Ma Yasha bought her a skirt from the town, but she refused to wear it.

When Ma Yasha went out, Zhu Badger jumped out of the bed in her skirt. A miracle happened. She actually flew up and flew to the top of Babu's bed. Zhu Badger was anxious and pulled at the skirt from time to time. He accidentally pulled a small copper button on the sleeve, causing the skirt to bulge and fly up again. She pulled again, her skirt was gathered up, and she fell to the ground. Zhu Badger was not an ordinary surprise. He stayed in his room for several days to study the skirt, and found out that it was not an ordinary skirt, but an aircraft. So in the dead of night, she put on her skirt and flew to visit the pig badgers under the big camphor tree. Even the pig badgers were dumbfounded. Of course, Zhu Badger never wears this skirt easily, fearing that it will wear out and not be used at critical moments.

Come to think of it, what is the real background of this old guy? Do you even know that my skirt is a prop? Doesn't he know that I have other props?

Since Zhu Badger found out that the skirt was an aircraft, he has conducted a detailed exploration of every object in the room, from the large bed to the small wall nail. The result is not an ordinary surprise, it can be said to be a surprise. Even if she had the best imagination, she could not imagine whether so many magical objects were invented by her ancestors or obtained from outer space?

While thinking about it, he heard Zhu Yunshan, Ma Yasha and Mr. Zhu's farewell words coming from outside the house. Zhu Badger didn't pay attention at first, but then the sound of the door closing made Zhu Badger jump out of bed and rush to the window to look out. Sure enough, the door was closed outside, not when entering the house. That is to say, Zhu Yunshan and Ma Yaksha did not return to the house after seeing off Mr. Zhu, but closed the door and left their home.

Zhu Badger waited for Zhu Yunshan and Ma Yaksha to walk out for a while, then gently opened the door and followed them on tiptoe.

Why are you still not sleeping and going out so late? This is going to the backyard. Why are you going to the backyard? Zhu Badger hid behind the persimmon tree of Squint's husband's house and saw his biological father and mother walking side by side to the backyard, and was a little puzzled. After they passed Weasel's house, she was about to step out from under the persimmon tree and follow her. With a "squeak", Zhu Hu poked his head out from the crack in the door of his house. Zhu Badger quickly hid under the persimmon tree again. later.

After Zhu Hu poked his head and looked around for a while, he saw that there was no one around. He hunched over and slipped out of his home. He first stood under the persimmon tree and imitated the cat's meow three times.

"Meow, meow, meow" after three cat calls, the door of Zhu Badger's house opened, and Lan Yuliu came out. She was very generous, and went straight to the persimmon tree to meet Zhu Hu. Zhu Badger quickly squatted down on the spot. Roll, roll to the sheepfold, and listen to Zhu Hu and Lan Yuliu talking.

"The two old men are out."

"I know."

"Would you like to follow?"

"Wait a little longer."

"It takes too long and I'm afraid I won't be able to keep up."

"Don't worry, they are going to the ancestral hall."

"Oh, did you overhear them talking?"

"Don't ask too many questions, just keep an eye on that box for me."

"Well, she didn't even dare to touch it, and now she sleeps like a dead pig."

"Be careful about her leaking information. If the Eight Badger Immortals find out, they will definitely find out everything." "Are you so afraid of her? She is just bluffing. She is definitely incomparable to you in terms of strength, and even the okra cannot compete with you. Compare."

"Stop talking about New Year greetings. Someone from the Weasel family should come out soon. You quickly stand behind the tree and we will follow them when they come out."

After a while, two black figures flashed out of Weasel's house. They looked around for a while and then walked along the wall toward the backyard. Lan Yuliu greeted Zhu Hu and followed him along the wall, followed closely by Zhu Badger.

Not many steps later, Lan Yuliu and Zhu Hu stood close to the wall. Zhu Badger stood in the same posture and looked forward. He saw Zhu Yunshan and Ma Yasha standing at the door of Mr. Zhu's house. Weasel and Huang Doujiang were hiding. Go to the corner of Dan'er's house not far away.

After a while, Zhu Yunshan and Ma Yaksha still stood at the door of Mr. Zhu's house, and everyone could only continue to remain as they were. Zhu Hu's legs and feet were probably a little numb as he was leaning against the wall. He swayed a few times. Lan Yuliu stretched out his hand and pinched his waist hard. Zhu Hu bared his teeth and looked in pain, but he didn't dare to make a sound, let alone move. Zhu Badger It's funny to watch.

Zhu Badger is not far away from Lan Yuliu and Zhu Hu. Lan Yuliu and Zhu Hu happened to be standing under the bedroom window of Tian Lezi's house at this time. This bedroom is still lit with lights through the light reflected from the window. , Zhu Badger can see Zhu Hu and Lan Yuliu relatively clearly. Zhu Badger didn't know whether Tian Leizi and his wife lived in the bedroom of Tian Leizi's house, or Tian Dalei, Tian Erlei or Tian Xiaolei, and she didn't want to know.

Nao Xi was in prison and even put on night clothes. Zhu Badger saw that Lan Yuliu was still dressed in black, but it was no longer a black coat, black trousers, and a scarf, but a set of tight black clothes and black trousers. Her hair was all stuffed into a black hat. A pair of red high-heeled leather boots was replaced by a pair of black travel shoes, which were somewhat similar to the ones worn by Huang Okra. Lan Yuliu's exquisite figure was wrapped in tights to the extreme. Even Zhu Badger's heart beat faster when he saw it. No wonder Zhu Hu, who stood close to Lan Yuliu, was always unsteady.

Zhu Yunshan and Ma Yasha still stood at the door of Mr. Zhu's house and refused to leave. Weasel and Huang Doujiang had to continue hiding in the corner of Dan'er's house, and Lan Yuliu and Zhu Hu had to continue to stand in front of Tian Laizi's house. Under the bedroom window, Zhu Badger continued to stand where he was - the corner of the one-armed Luo family.

"Wow!" A large basin of water was poured from the bedroom window of Tian Lezi's house. Lan Yuliu and Zhu Hu immediately became drowned, but they did not dare to raise their hands to wipe it. The red badger was secretly happy, he deserved it, so he had better get another pot.

"Wow!" Another large basin of water condensed from the Milky Way and fell from the sky, splashing on Lan Yuliu and Zhu Hu. "Hee..." Zhu Badger laughed out loud and quickly covered his mouth with his hands, thinking, my idea is quite good. If I have another pot, it means that I have really become a fairy.

"Wow!" The third basin of water was poured, and Zhu Badger was extremely happy. He thought, I have to thank this Tian Xiaolei when I have the opportunity. I didn't expect that he could actually have a heart-to-heart relationship with me. Bah, bah, bah, I can have a heart-to-heart with anyone, but not with you Tian Xiaolei. I will always be disgusted with you, Tian Xiaolei. Zhu Badger just saw Tian Xiaolei pouring water down from the window. The blue jade willow and Zhu Hu were chilled, and the worries of the day were swept away.

Zhu Hu probably couldn't bear it anymore, so he reached out to wipe the dirty water from his face, but Lan Yuliu held him back to prevent him from moving. Fortunately, Zhu Yunshan and Ma Yaksha left the door of Mr. Zhu's house and returned the same way. Ma Yaksha didn't seem to see Lan Yuliu and Zhu Hu standing close to the wall of Tian Laizi's house. As they walked, he said to Zhu Yunshan: "This Zhu Sir, you drink so much at a young age." Zhu Yunshan responded to Ma Yasha: "Now that he has turned off the lights and gone to bed, can you feel at ease? He has a good drinking capacity." Zhu Yunshan also didn't seem to see Lan Yuliu and Zhu Tiger, and Mayasha went to their homes alone.

Seeing her biological father and mother returning the same way, Zhu Badger hurriedly hid in the doorway of One-Armed Luo's house. As soon as her feet stepped on the threshold, a big hand pulled her into the house. Just as Zhu Badger was about to shout, "One-Armed Luo" Whispered: "Fairy, it's me."

When Zhu Yunshan and Ma Yaksha walked by, Zhu Badger asked One-Armed Luo: "What are you pulling me for?" "If I didn't pull you, wouldn't you have been discovered?" One-Armed Luo was about to close the door, but Zhu Badger stopped him and put his head out. Looking outside, she saw Zhu Hu fleeing back to his home as if running for his life. She stopped paying attention and looked back at Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu was still clinging to the wall of Tian Leizi's house without moving. It seemed that the three large basins of water poured down by Tian Xiaolei had no effect on her at all.

"Is there anyone else outside?" One-Armed Luo asked Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger stared at Lan Yuliu and asked One-Armed Luo Dao: "Have you been spying on me?"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I went to bed right after we came back from your house. We drank a little too much tonight, and we just woke up from peeing. As soon as we came out, we were stopped by a man who asked me to pull you in and hand this over to you. "After speaking, the one-armed Luo stretched out his hand in front of Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger took a piece of paper from the one-armed Luo, unfolded it, and borrowed the dim light of Tian Lezi's bedroom to see eight words: "Be still and be prepared."

I'm confused, what does it mean to say the same thing twice? Didn't I do it? Ignoring this for now, keeping an eye on Lan Yuliu is more important. Zhu Badger put away the note and asked One-Armed Luo: "Where are the others?"

"Who?" One-Armed Luo looked sleepy, as if he was still dreaming. Zhu Badger didn't ask any more questions, and saw that Lan Yuliu was still clinging to the wall of Tian Lezi's house motionless. He was a little surprised. Didn't she follow her parents? Impossible, she and Zhu Hu made a clear appointment to follow my parents, and even said that my parents were going to the ancestral hall. Could it be that my parents found out that someone was following them, so they deliberately pretended to be worried about Mr. Zhu and stood still in front of Mr. Zhu's house, trying to get rid of them, but they didn't move and had to go back the same way?
My parents have been back for a while, why doesn't she move? Wasn't it damaged by the three basins of water? Impossible, who is she? How could it be so easily spoiled? Oh, she must be waiting for Weasel and Huang Doujiang to move first. If Weasel and Huang Doujiang don't move, she will definitely not move first. Okay, let's compare patience and see who can survive who? Zhu Badger thought of this and asked One-Armed Luo to go back to sleep. One-Armed Luo refused and asked Zhu Badger if he had something big to do. If Zhu Badger doesn't answer, One-Armed Luo won't leave.

Zhu Badger had no choice but to tell One-Armed Luo that if you follow me, you must listen to me. You can't talk casually or act without authorization. The one-armed Luo nodded repeatedly and asked Zhu Badger excitedly: "Fairy, do you want to catch ghosts or demons?" "Both, don't talk anymore." Zhu Badger stared at the blue jade willow diagonally opposite. Not moving, not even the red badger. The one-armed Luo stood on the left side of Zhu Badger. His line of sight was just blocked by the door frame and he could not see the blue jade willow.

Time passed by, Tian Xiaolei turned off the light, and Zhu Badger could only see Lan Yuliu vaguely. If she hadn't been staring at Lan Yuliu closely, she wouldn't have been able to see anyone on the opposite side. Lan Yuliu was all dressed in black. Completely blended into the night.

Zhu Badger admires Lan Yuliu, but even though Tian Xiaolei poured water on him three times, he still can still act as if nothing happened.

"How old are you and you still wet the bed? Get up and sleep on my bed!" Dan'er Niang's scolding sounded, breaking the tranquility of the night. Not long after, the blue jade willow walked along the Tian family wall, and Zhu Badger quickly came He rushed out of One-Armed Luo's house and chased him along the wall. "Hey, where is the person?" When One-Armed Luo reacted and chased him out of the gate, Zhu Badger was nowhere to be seen outside the gate.

One-Armed Luo searched around his home for the Red Badger. He searched back and forth twice but still couldn't find it. He had to go home and continue sleeping, pretending that he had just dreamed and sleepwalked.

Zhu Badger chased Lan Yuliu into the ancestral hall.

I wonder why the door of this ancestral hall is open again?

Badger Zhu told Mr. Zhu more than once that the door of the ancestral hall must be locked and should not be opened at ordinary times. Mr. Zhu promised well, saying that his family has been guarding the ancestral hall for generations, and if anything happens to the ancestral hall, he will be blamed.

I have to ask you tomorrow, but now it's more important to follow Lan Yuliu and guard Weasel and Huangdoujiang. Zhu Badger believed that Weasel and Huang Doujiang had also entered the ancestral hall, otherwise Lan Yuliu would not have been able to enter the ancestral hall alone. If she wanted to enter, she would have come in long ago. She could have entered when Zhu Hu ran away. After waiting for such a long time to enter, she must have chased after Weasel and Huang Doujiang when they saw them entering the ancestral hall. The key is that she kept an eye on Weasel and Huang Doujiang and wanted to do something. What?
Zhu Badger entered the ancestral hall but saw no one.

(End of this chapter)