Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 46 Trouble

"Hey, where is Badger Fairy?" Lu Huan entered the hut and didn't see Zhu Badger. He came out and looked around, then went back and looked again. While searching, he said to himself: "I won't fall into the cesspit." Right?" Then he poked his head out and hurriedly said to Lan Yuliu: "Sister Liu, hurry up and call One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man to come over and fish for it."

"Do you think you are fishing for people in the Taiping Pond? The one-armed Luo and the swing-legged guy don't know how to fish. They want to fish for you." Lan Yuliu responded with a loud voice. The one-armed Luo and the swing-legged guy just stood up from the dining table. The foot guys thought she was calling them, so they rushed here in a hurry, taking long strides and swinging wildly, completely ignoring whether there were any obstacles on the ground. She just wanted to rush to the beautiful lady Lan Yuliu as soon as possible so that she could show her courtesy, but in the end, they were tripped by Zhu Hu and Xianyan Po who were lying on the ground.

"Hmm, why are you so soft?"

"Soft? It's so hot!"

The two people, Stilt-legged Man and One-Armed Luo, were so drunk that their faces were red and their ears were hot. They were dizzy and stumbled on Xianyan Po and Zhu Hu. Their hands were scratching here and there, trying to find support to stand up. One touched the cross-eyed woman's body, and the other scratched Zhu Hu's face. Zhu Hu and the cross-eyed woman lay on the ground and did not dare to say a word.

"Hey, why don't you get up?" Lan Yuliu shouted. In fact, she was calling Zhu Hu and Xianyanpo. One-armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man thought they were calling them, and hurriedly responded: "Get up!" "You must get up!" "Immediately!" !" "Right away!" He staggered and stood in front of Lan Yuliu. Lan Yuliu hated the smell of alcohol between the two of them, so she took a few steps back and cursed: "What are you two doing here? Why did this girl go to the latrine to lock you two grown men up?"

"The latrine? I want to go to the latrine!"

"I want to go to the hut too, I can't hold it in anymore!"

One-armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man drank too much tonight and wanted to be released when they got up. They stumbled towards the latrine one after the other.

"Stop, there's someone inside!" Lan Yuliu scolded.

"Stop, don't move."

"There's someone inside, go back and deal with it."

The one-armed roller picked up the swinger and walked back. After taking a few steps, the two of them stopped at the same time, muttering to each other, and it was time to solve the problem.

"Are you blind? Where do you pee?" Zhu Hu jumped up and bumped into One-Armed Luo. The one-armed Robben was unable to stand firmly and fell to the ground with a "boom".

"Okay, you cross-legged guy, you just ate my tofu, but now you want to pee on me? I'm going to unscrew your penis!" The squinting woman half-sited up and raised one hand to the cross-legged guy. The cross-legged man stammered: "Bean, tofu? It turns out to be tofu? No wonder it's so, so soft, soft, delicious, delicious..."

In the blink of an eye, he saw the body of the cross-legged man slumped, pushing his wife on the ground. Zhu Hu rushed over desperately, but was tripped by the one-armed Luo, and his body was pressed firmly on the cross-legged man. The cross-eyed woman shouted: "I'm going to die!" Zhu Hu shouted: "Get up, get up quickly!" The cross-legged man hummed: "Comfortable, comfortable!" The one-armed Luo muttered: "Sleep, sleep..."

"What's going on with the noise over there?" Zhu Yunshan looked toward his latrine. Zhu Badger said, "It's okay, the kids are playing games."

Zhu Badger heard that Lan Yuliu and Lu Huan came to the latrine to look for her. Zhu Hu and Xianyanpo fell to the ground, and immediately jumped out of an opening on the other side of the latrine and sneaked back to the front yard along the screen wall.

The hut of Zhu Badger's family was built on the west side of the ten reverse-seat houses next to the gate, four to five hundred meters away from her main house. It was still bright at first, but then it gradually darkened until it was completely dark. , the banquet has ended, and the neighbors have almost left. Only the people who were close to Zhu Yunshan in the old house or who had ulterior motives remained to sit around the main table and talk.

There was a lot of noise over there that Zhu Yunshan wanted to go over to see what was going on. Zhu Badger stopped him and said, it's normal if you drink a little more and play for a while. You can sit down and talk to Mr. Zhu and the others while I go over and take a look.

Zhu Badger walked towards the latrine again, thinking as he walked, it seemed that what Grandma Taizu said in her dream was definitely not "Liu Lu is here, the old house is safe", and the blue jade willow was definitely not the mascot of the old house. The conversation between Tiger and the cross-eyed woman has completely revealed that there is some kind of conspiracy between her and the couple, and she came here just to realize that conspiracy. Hum, I want to see what kind of conspiracy you want to play?
And this Lu Huan, Ji Xiangbu is not there either. She obviously looks like a very innocent girl. How come she saw Zhu Hu and Xianyan Po lying on the ground and said, "How do you couple in Lubu village love each other so much?" Do you want me to call someone over to help? You two are a lot older than a son and a half, right? Are you trying to create humans?" Does she know how to create humans? Does she know that Zhu Hu and Xianyanpo have no children? Alas, it seems that she was not kidnapped by Tian Xiaolei, but carefully planned.

Zhu Hu said that Huang Qiukui is already the village official of the village where the donkey cannot reach the village. Is it possible? Money can make all the difference. In today's society, as long as you have money, what kind of things can't be done? No wonder this weasel is still so arrogant. It seems that I have to be prepared, just like what is written on the note passed by Yushu Linfeng called Dan'er: "Be still and be prepared."

Yushu Linfeng, what kind of person are you? Normally, I should invite you to the banquet tonight, but I don’t know where to invite you? Will you come please?
The comfort and joy that Zhu Badger originally felt while squatting in the hut had long since disappeared after he overheard Zhu Hu and Xie Yanpo talking. Now there was only confusion and a sense of tension to meet the opponent's challenge at any time.

The confusion comes not only from Mr. Zhu and Yushu Linfeng, but also from her own father. Zhu Badger believes that Huang Qiukui will not make false claims. She swears that Zhu Yunshan is the father of Zhu Badger's broken leg, and there must be a basis for it. By the way, Zhu Badger remembered that he had met Zhu Yunshan twice in the cave before. Zhu Yunshan always sat on the big rock and talked to her, and did not move until she said goodbye. Could it be that his legs were really broken? So what's going on with Zhu Yunshan, who is so lively now? Lan Yuliu said to Lu Huan, this one may not be true, what does it mean?
If the current Zhuyun Mountain is fake, wouldn’t Ma Yaksha be able to tell? Can Mr. Zhu not see it? Can weasel and soybean paste be seen? Wouldn't it be obvious to people who are older or about the same age as Zhu Yunshan?

Zhu Badger understood that when she pretended to be a ghost in front of the neighbors and Huang Okra, "The wind is blowing to welcome her father home", she was actually relying on the weather and the tacit understanding of the pig and badgers. When eight pig badgers appeared in front of her, she knew they were coming from the cave. One of the pig badgers had a small piece of Director Zhang's clothes in its mouth, knowing that they had indeed besieged them.

When the pig badgers arrived at the feet of the big camphor tree, they looked at the hole of the big camphor tree from time to time. Especially when Zhu Badger said that she wanted to welcome her father back, the pig badgers looked at the hole of the big camphor tree with joy in their eyes. She concluded that her father was in the tree. In the hole, the tree hole, the mountain cave and the hole in the corner of his room are connected to each other. This is a trivial matter for the pig badgers. Pig badgers are famous in the animal world for burrowing, not to mention they are a large group of pig badgers.

In order to determine whether his father is in the tree hole? Zhu Badger took advantage of the chat with Huang Qiukui to jump to the entrance of the cave and knock a few times. This was the communication code she and Zhu Yunshan had agreed upon. There was a knocking response from the tree hole, indicating that Zhu Yunshan was in the tree hole. Therefore, Zhu Badger was full of confidence and wanted to "welcome his father back when the strong wind rises." When dark clouds covered the sun, the north wind rose sharply, and no one could distinguish between east and west, Zhu Yunshan took the opportunity to get out of the tree hole and stood beside Zhu Badger.

But did Zhu Yunshan break his leg before? Zhu Badger was not sure. If his leg was broken, how could it suddenly heal? Zhu Badger decided to ask Zhu Yunshan, and now she wanted to drive Zhu Hu and other outsiders away, so she went over to the Stilt-footed Man, Squint-eyed Woman, One-Armed Luo, Zhu Hu and others who were still fighting with each other and scolded: "No more Make me throw you into the cesspool one by one!"

Zhu Badger shouted, and the One-Armed Luo and the Stilt-legged Man quickly got up from the ground. Most of them were sober, and they came over and stood up with their hands down. Zhu Hu stood up from the ground unconvinced, mumbling curses. The squinty-eyed woman refused to get up, so she cried and complained to Zhu Badger about the state of the cross-footed man, and how he took the opportunity to eat her tofu. Zhu Badger couldn't laugh or cry, and wanted to get angry. He felt that after all, people came here to have a banquet and celebrate Zhu Yunshan's return. He couldn't go too far, so he suppressed the anger in his heart and said: "If Tofu didn't agree, it would have been broken into pieces. It's better to go back and let Hu Brother, please check where it is broken and can it be repaired?"

When Zhu Hu heard this, he felt ashamed. He ignored the cross-eyed woman who was still sitting on the ground, turned around and walked towards his home without saying a word. After hearing these words, the cross-eyed woman felt as if she was sitting on the brazier. She immediately jumped up and chased Zhu Hu, shouting as she chased him: "I didn't, it wasn't broken anywhere. It would have been you who broke it."

What Zhu Hu said was, "It's better if it's broken into pieces. I don't care about it in the first place. There are many beauties like Yuliu in the city!"

Lan Yuliu didn't know whether she was telling Zhu Hu and Squinty-eyed Po or Zhu Badger. After hearing Zhu Hu's words, she said: "It's better to go to the hut and take a pee to take care of yourself. The pigs in the city are also I won’t like you.”

Lu Huan ran to Zhu Badger and asked with a look of surprise and joy: "Badger, where have you been? I thought you fell into the manure pit."

"I fell into a manure pit? Don't be too imaginative." Zhu Badger now feels that Lu Huan's acting skills are too average.

Lu Huan still insisted on continuing with the performance, pointing to the one-armed Luo and the swing-legged guy standing next to Zhu Badger and said: "The two eldest brothers are here to get you."

"I'd better catch you. I'm a fairy. Do I need to go into the hut?" Zhu Badger turned around and left.

"That's right, since fairies don't eat fireworks in the world, do they need to go to the hut?" One-armed Luo followed Zhu Badger closely.

"Xiao Huanhuan, when you fall into the manure pit, call Brother Qiao, and Brother Qiao will definitely go down and pick you up, haha." The turtle-footed man grinned at Lu Huan and caught up with Zhu Badger.

Lu Huan stood there and felt that there was something wrong with what the cross-footed man said? After thinking for a long time, he realized the smell and yelled at the back of the cross-legged man: "You just fell into the manure pit yourself? Want to hug me? Go ahead and dream about your cross-legged dream! Go and ask Tian Xiaolei , what does it feel like if you hit your head with a hot water bottle? I guarantee you will hit your head with a stick, and you will be a dragon! You are stuck in the head, and you still want to eat my tofu? "

"Okay, okay, is it okay to get angry with this kind of person? Hey, you can also put your head in jail?" Lan Yuliu came over to persuade Lu Huan. Lu Huan looked at the blue jade willow in front of her, blinked her big eyes, and asked, "What do you mean?" "I don't mean it. I said you don't want to get angry with people like the Stilt-legged Man, he is just a loser. Let's go back to sleep." Lan Yuliu reached out to hold Lu Huan's hand. Lu Huan shook off Lan Yuliu's stretched out hand and said to Lan Yuliu intently: "It's not this sentence, it's the last sentence." Lan Yuliu Liu smiled and said: "I said you also like to say Nao Xi Lao Lao? Isn't that her patent?" "Who said it is her patent? I taught her this when we were in the provincial capital." Lu Huan said He hurriedly returned to the main house, leaving himself alone.

When Lan Yuliu returned to the main room, all the people eating at the table had dispersed, and the yard was empty. When he walked into the hall, Zhu Badger was sitting with Mr. Zhu and Zhu Yunshan talking, Ma Yasha was busy in the kitchen, and Lu Huan After going upstairs, Lan Yuliu went straight upstairs, because no one greeted her after she entered the room. Zhu Badger didn't even look at her. Zhu Yunshan's back was turned to her, and Mr. Zhu glanced sideways. She immediately looked away.

The three people spoke a little softly, and Lan Yuliu couldn't hear her clearly after going upstairs. Lu Huan got into bed without washing, and Lan Yuliu didn't talk to her again. After sitting on the edge of his bed and being dazed for a while, he picked up the basin, took the toothpaste, toothbrush and towel and went downstairs. When he entered the kitchen, Ma Yasha almost finished cleaning up. He scooped hot water for Sapphire Liu and asked Lu Huan why he didn't come down? Lan Yuliu replied that she was tired after playing all day and dreamed of her Duke Zhou as soon as her head hit the pillow. "Who said I would dream about Duke Zhou as soon as I hit the pillow?" Lu Huan stood behind Lan Yuliu.

Lan Yuliu was a little embarrassed, and Ma Yasha said that if she wasn't tired, she might as well stop washing up and go to the hall to talk together while I make chicken soup later. "Okay, okay, I haven't had chicken soup for several days." Lu Huan clapped his hands, put down the basin in his hands and ran towards the hall.

Tonight, the lights in the hall were as bright as day, and a large charcoal fire was lit, which was as warm as spring. Lu Huan sat next to Zhu Badger, Lan Yuliu sat at the lower end of Zhuyun Mountain, and Ma Yaksha sat at the upper end. After Ma Yasha served everyone a cup of tea, he also served some fruits and said that they would only be frying New Year's goods tomorrow and would eat some fruits in the evening to aid digestion. He sat down next to Mr. Zhu instead of Zhu Yunshan.

Mr. Zhu politely said: "You have worked hard all night." "This kind of work is the most difficult but also the joy. In the future, you will come and sit here often. I didn't dare to invite you before. After all, we are an orphan and a widowed mother." Ma Yasha handed Zhu a grapefruit. gentlemen.

Mr. Zhu said while peeling the grapefruit: "Even if Yunshan comes back, you can't just enter the main house. To be honest, I'm just a servant in charge of the ancestral hall."

"Hey, you have become so humble all of a sudden? Oh, you have put away the folding fans? No wonder it's me instead of the old man. Hey, you have been sitting down for a long time. Aren't you afraid that Grandma Taizu will blame you? "Zhu Badger teased Mr. Zhu. "Damn it, damn it, I, an old man like me, have entered the hall and haven't even knelt down to worship Grandma Taizu." Mr. Zhu jumped up from his chair and hurriedly rushed to the top of the hall to kneel down and kowtow.

The hall of Zhu Badger's house, that is, the hall of the old owner's house, is not large. The layout inside has always been the same as it was when it was first built, that is, how it was when Taizu's grandma was there. There are no inconveniences like tall cabinets and other large hardwood cabinets. The movable furniture, tables, chairs and desks are also arranged randomly. The neatly arranged furniture in the halls of wealthy families shown in movies and TV shows only started in the Qing Dynasty. In the Ming Dynasty, it was generally very casual, but there were some details on the screens and chairs.

There is a screen in the hall of Zhu Badger's house. It is said to be a gift from the emperor. Some people say it is worth a thousand gold. Mr. Zhu said it is a priceless treasure. Zhu Badger doesn't see anything special about it? It just felt very old. It wasn't until the expert came later that Zhu Badger was stunned for a moment and thought it was a priceless treasure.

What Mr. Zhu was kneeling at the top of the hall and worshiping was an ancient painting, which showed a woman sitting cross-legged under an ancient pine tree spinning thread. The woman with a short coat and a long skirt made of coarse cloth had a calm and indifferent face. She was the legendary one. Grandma Taizu. There are two banners hanging on both sides of the portrait, with the following words: "The rivers and seas do not compete with the wells for their clarity." "The thunder does not compete with the frogs and worms for their sound."

Grandma Taizu in Zhu Badger's dream is the image in the portrait. She is kind and amiable, and will always live in her heart and dreams. Unfortunately, she can't dream of her these days. She really wanted to ask Grandma Taizu whether it was "Liu Luzhi, the old house is safe" or "Liu Luzhi, the old house is safe"?
Zhu Yunshan knelt down next to Mr. Zhu and kowtowed. As he kowtowed, he shed tears and blamed himself: "The unworthy descendant Yunshan is guilty. He does not dare to confront his opponent head-on. Instead, he wants a weak woman to come forward to deal with him."

"Everyone, get up. My daughter is not a weak girl, but a real fairy." Ma Yaksha spoke. After Zhu Yunshan and Mr. Zhu got up and sat down again, he continued: "As long as you don't hide it and help Badger Badger wholeheartedly, Badger Badger will definitely not disappoint Grandma Taizu, and will definitely surprise us."

"It's absolutely true that the Fairy of the Old House protects the Old House is arranged by God. If a villain wants to cause trouble, he will undoubtedly use an egg to hit a rock without knowing what he can do." Mr. Zhu shook the folding fan.

Zhu Badger looked at Lu Huan and Lan Yuliu. One of them was staring at the portrait and the other at the screen. They didn't realize that Zhu Badger was observing them. This somewhat confirmed Zhu Badger's guess.

(End of this chapter)