Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 56 Liang

In order to let the neighbors see the face of the flat-mouthed woman and where he was standing, Zhu Badger called to his father and mother in the sky to light up the sky lanterns quickly. The flat-mouthed woman thought it was funny, but no one believed it, including Dan'er who had been following her.

Is it possible to light sky lanterns casually? As a result, the bright sky lanterns were not lit, but the sky lanterns were lit instead.

In ancient times, "lighting a sky lantern" not only refers to hanging a blazing lantern on a long bamboo pole on festival nights to illuminate people's celebrations all night; it also refers to a kind of torture, which is extremely cruel. In order to strip off the prisoner's clothes, wrap them in linen cloth and put them into an oil tank to soak. After soaking for a day and at night, the prisoner's head was tied to a large wooden pole with his head down and his feet up, and then he was set on fire from his feet. This is done by using linen soaked in oil as fuel to burn the prisoner alive. The pain and cruelty can be imagined.

Just when the flat-mouthed woman was about to taunt Zhu Badger, there was a crisp sound above the village, and a huge lamp hung above the big camphor tree, illuminating the western mountain as if it were daytime.

"Ouch, the sky lanterns are really turned on."

"Kneel down quickly, kneel down quickly, the fairy is standing there watching us."

"The sky lantern lights up as soon as it is told to light up. If she is not a real fairy, who else is a real fairy?"

All the villagers knelt down, except for the slut-mouthed woman and the pig-killer, all wet, standing there looking towards the place where the sound came from...

"Ah?!" When the Pig Killer saw Zhu Badger majestically standing in front of a tomb, his legs went weak and he collapsed next to his wife, Daylily.

"Put-mouthed woman, why don't you kneel down and confess your guilt?"

"The old woman kneels down to the heavens and gods and kneels to my father and mother, how can I kneel to a bastard like you?"

"Okay, then I'll drag you up and kneel to your ancestors!"

The sky lanterns went out, and the village was shrouded in a dark and mysterious atmosphere.

"Wow……"

Dan'er started crying again.

"Don't cry, just laugh, my parents in heaven, show your joy to the village!"

Zhu Badger finished speaking, the east was bright, the sky was filled with colorful morning glow, the golden dragon of the old house took off under the glow, and Lv Bubuo Village ushered in a new year.

The villagers who were kneeling on the ground raised their heads and looked around, and saw the red badger standing in front of a green cypress tree in the glow of the glow, with a shivering woman kneeling at her feet.

"All my fellow villagers, please stand up and listen to me expose this evil old woman's trick of pretending to be a ghost."

After Zhu Badger finished speaking for a while, everyone did not dare to get up from the ground. After Zhu Yunshan and Ma Yaksha went over to help the eldest Mr. Zhu and several other old people to get up, everyone stood up from the ground one after another. Butcher and Daylily, look at me and I look at you. They want to stand up but dare not stand up. Their buttocks are raised high and they are trembling.

"You two, get up too. After all, you have no choice but to obey her."

Before Zhu Badger finished speaking, Butcher and Daylily got up from the ground in a hurry, but before they could stand still, they both fell to the ground.

"It's a pity that you two have no children. Who is to blame? I can only blame you, a pretentious mother-in-law." Zhu Badger's right hand pointed at the flat-mouthed woman lying on the ground, and said sternly: "Get up and tell the villagers. Neighbors, what’s going on in this tomb?”

"No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay. Fairy, please, please spare me this time. It's my fault. It's all my fault. I'm blind and can't recognize that you are a real fairy. Fairy, as long as you let me go today, I will From now on, you must be a good person and be a good person." The flat-mouthed woman begged for mercy, and the divine energy she had just disappeared completely.

Zhu Badger ignored the flat-mouthed woman and said condescendingly to everyone: "Neighbors, do you know? She set fire to her house herself. But it's okay, as we bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, our village is booming. If it’s popular in the New Year, it will be even more prosperous in the new year!”

"She set it on fire herself?"

"Is it possible? Impossible, right?"

"That is, it is impossible for an individual to set fire to his own house."

"..."

"My fellow villagers, I couldn't believe it at first, but the facts are in front of you and you have to believe it. Everyone, please see, what is inside this tomb? Some people may not be able to see clearly. Brother Hu, you are still a member of our village. The head of the house, please bring a few people up to have a look."

When Zhu Hu heard that Zhu Badger called him Brother Hu in public and said that he was still the head of the village, he was extremely excited. He just stood there and nodded, not knowing how to take a step.

"Quickly, take a few people up to see what this evil old woman has hidden in the tomb?" The cross-eyed woman urged Zhu Hu. She was even more excited than Zhu Hu. Zhu Badger said that Zhu Hu is still the head of the village, so Zhu Hu is the head of the village. Now whoever goes against the fairy Zhu Badger is blind and will be unlucky.

Zhu Hu picked out One-Armed Luo, Stilt-legged Man, Weasel, Fatty Zhu and Dan'er Damn from the crowd and happily came to Zhu Badger. Stilt-legged Man and Fatty Zhu were injured, but they were in good spirits at the happy event. The pace of the individual is not inferior to that of the normal One-Armed Luo and Weasel, especially the stilt-legged guy, who swings his stilts faster than Dan'er's mother.

"Very good, Brother Hu, please show everyone a good look and then tell everyone." Zhu Badger was very satisfied with the people Zhu Hu picked. Dubiluo and Stiletto Man were hers, and he gave her face. Everyone knows that Fatty Zhu and Weasel are working with Lazui Po and going against her. Dan'er's mother is considered to be the representative of women, and everyone knows that Dan'er's father, Shenlong, has never seen the end of his life.

Zhu Hu took One-Armed Luo, Stilt-legged Man, Weasel, Fatty Zhu and Dan'er Damn to inspect the tomb carefully. Then he stood next to Zhu Badger and stated the facts indignantly to the waiting villagers who were standing in front of the ruins of Butcher's house. : "Everyone, these two tombs contain not only all the belongings of the butcher's family, but also the paper-wrapped old houses and everyone in the family. It's obvious that she transferred the property in advance and then set it on fire. She wanted to gain everyone's sympathy and live in the old house. Moreover, she recited poisonous spells on us who were tied up with paper every day, cursing us to die early so that the old house could be owned by her family. "

Zhu Hu was afraid that everyone would not believe it, so he took out a lot of small paper figures from a tomb. These little paper figures are all made of white paper, with heads, hands and feet. The names of the people who live in the old house are written in cinnabar on the body parts, and the features of each person are outlined in black ink on the face. It looked particularly dazzling in the morning light, making people shudder.

"It's true that you know people but don't know their hearts. My family and yours are in-laws, and you actually cursed us?" The weasel picked up the paper man with his name, Huang Doujiang and Huang Okra's name written on it and threw it at the flat-mouthed woman.

Fatty Zhu was seriously injured because he was trampled by everyone in the ancestral hall. He was breathing heavily. He almost died when he saw the paper figures of his family. After regaining his breath, he tore the paper figures into pieces and stuffed them into the mouth of the pouty woman. While stuffing it, he cursed angrily: "Well, you are a flat-mouthed woman. I have cooked so many good dishes for your flat-mouthed woman to eat. I never thought that you would curse me to death and curse my whole family to death. Are you still a human being?"

"She was never a human being."

"That's right, only people like you who don't distinguish between good and bad treat her as a human being."

One-armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man destroyed the paper figures with their names on them while scolding the flat-mouthed woman and Fatty Zhu.

"It seems that this slutty woman is not just a bad person, she is extremely bad."

"She is crazy about wanting to live in the old house, and she actually came up with such a poisonous trick."

"I knew she was not a good person. She pretended to be a magician all day long and was doing all kinds of tricks behind her back." "..."

Everyone rushed to the tomb, looking for paper figures with their own and family names written on them, while cursing the flat-mouthed woman.

The flat-mouthed woman sat on the ground with her mouth closed tightly, her eyes blank, and she let everyone smash the pieces of the paper man on her head.

"Hey, she is really a poisonous woman. She won't even let go of her own son and daughter-in-law." One-armed Luo picked up the last two paper figures in the tomb and threw them in front of the butcher and Daylily who were still lying on the ground. .

Butcher and Daylily glanced at the paper figures with their couple's names written on them, and lowered their heads.

Zhu Badger was about to go down the mountain, and Daylily suddenly jumped up from the ground.

Daylily jumped up from the ground and rushed to the flat-mouthed woman. After the plump body overwhelmed the flat-mouthed woman, she started to gnaw fiercely. When the red badger came back and picked up Daylily, Daylily's mouth was full of blood. The flat-mouthed woman was curled up on the ground and missing an ear. .

"Nao Xi Tie Lao, do you think you're chewing on a pig's ear? Come on, take her ear, maybe you can put it back on again." Zhu Badger didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Day Lily wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth and coldly replied to Zhu Badger: "Eat it!"

"Eat? You are really a foodie. Okay, dog bites dog, you go on, I'm going to let go of the cannon." Zhu Badger kicked the day lily and turned around to go down the mountain. When she reached the halfway point of the mountain, the butcher rushed over to stop her. If Zhu Badger hadn't reacted quickly and stopped his feet urgently, he would have rolled down the Western Mountain and into the Taiping Pond after hitting the Pig Butcher.

The butcher hugged Zhu Badger's feet tightly and stammered: "Fairy, fairy, fairy, you, you, you can't leave."

"I can't leave? Are you sure I can't leave?" Zhu Badger looked at the Pig Killer coldly.

Butcher still hugged Zhu Badger's feet with both hands, and still stammered: "No, no, we can't leave."

"Okay, I won't leave. I didn't want to leave in the first place. I just want to save your mother's life and save some face for you and your wife." Zhu Badger kicked the butcher away.

The Pig Killer also wanted to come over and hug Zhu Badger's feet. He saw that there was an extra pair of feet beside Zhu Badger's feet, and the red leather boots on his feet were so bright that he had to retract his hands and stammered to Zhu Badger: "Fairy , Fairy, Fairy, you, my mother, was completely dead when you left, and, also, me, my wife and I estimate, estimate, starve to death, freeze to death."

"Fairy, he is right. If you leave now, the neighbors of those old houses will definitely beat the old woman to death. Also, if you don't make arrangements, where will he and his wife live? Where will they eat?" Lan Yuliu spoke.

When Lan Yuliu spoke, the butcher raised his head, cast a grateful glance at Lan Yuliu and then begged Zhu Badger pitifully: "Fairy, you have a beautiful heart and a beautiful heart. Let my mother go and save me and my wife." ?”

"Oh, stop stammering? Didn't I let your mother go? Didn't I save you and your wife?" Zhu Badger hated the Pig Killer even more, and his dissatisfaction with Lan Yuliu came back to his heart.

On New Year's Eve, when welcoming the stove and worshiping ancestors, Lan Yuliu showed off to Zhu Yunshan in front of Ma Yaksha and Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger was very angry. If Ma Yaksha hadn't persuaded him, Zhu Badger would have driven Lan Yuliu out of his own house. Home. Later, Zhu Badger wanted to take advantage of Lan Yuliu's opportunity to go to Zhu Hu's house to check out her mysterious big box. Lan Yuliu was very cooperative, and Zhu Badger's anger towards her subsided a little.

There was a fire at Pig Butcher's house, and Zhu Badger led everyone to put out the fire. However, the flat-mouthed woman was trying to get rid of Zhu Badger. Lu Huan quietly went to the main intersection. When it was almost dawn, Zhu Badger only had to say, "My dear father and mother in heaven, light up the sky lanterns," and she and Lu Huan would set off a big firecracker first.

Lan Yuliu also told Zhu Badger that the fire at the flat-mouthed mother-in-law's house was not an accident, but intentional, with the purpose of burning down her own home and moving into the old house. Lan Yuliu asked Zhu Badger to go to the tomb of the Pig Killer's ancestor alone while Lazui Po was doing it, where he might be able to find relevant evidence.

Zhu Badger was doubtful and hesitant, but he couldn't think of a way to deal with the flat-mouthed woman for a while, so he had to do what Lan Yuliu said. As a result, in the tomb, he found those paper figures in addition to the belongings transferred by the Pig Butcher's family. Lan Yuliu looked at it with admiration. Lan Yuliu and Lu Huan cooperated with Zhu Badger to light up the sky lantern. Zhu Badger did not express any anger towards her and was full of gratitude.

Now that Lan Yuliu has returned to point her fingers at Zhu Badger in front of the Pig Killer, Zhu Badger's gratitude to her has completely disappeared, and he still feels a lot of dissatisfaction. He thinks, since you are so powerful, why don't you come forward to dominate the world by yourself? Why do you want to use me as a gunman? I don't want to be in the limelight and get splinted.

Yes, plywood crime. If things have developed to this point, if Zhu Badger intervenes again, it will be displeasing to both parties and will offend both parties.

As for the old house dweller, who would forgive her if she saw her family being turned into paper figurines and cursed by the woman with a flat mouth? Even if Weasel is a relative and Fatty Zhu is a gang, he would be merciful if he didn't kill her immediately in anger. Not to mention taking her in, Pig Killer and Daylily would not agree.

As for the flat-mouthed woman, since she dared to commit such a vicious attack, she must have left a way out. If you pity her, she must think that you are still afraid of her. Not only will she not be grateful to you, she may even jump over the wall and fight you to the death. The Pig Butcher is the same. On the surface he begs you pitifully, but in his heart he must think that it was you, the badger, who harmed their family. Daylily is even more worried. From the time when the fire was put out until now, she has never taken a direct look at Zhu Badger. That means she doesn't take Zhu Badger seriously at all. Of course, Daylily only sees delicious food, and Zhu Badger is too thin and weak to catch her eye as a foodie.

Huh, who? What home? All of them are either crazy or cowards, and some of them are die-hard foodies. I really can’t believe that this day lily can actually marry into such a family just to eat like a pig? Look at Okra, he is now a famous figure in the provincial capital. How do these two sisters resemble each other?

Hey, didn't Zhu Yuanzhang say that to deal with okra, we have to rely on daylilies? is it possible? Can a bad foodie deal with a big CEO? Although they are two identical sisters. Zhu Yuanzhang, next time I dream about you, I have to give you a good beating and let you remember it. Don't think that you are great because you were the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

"Fairy, you'd better hurry up and find a way to settle the Pig Killer's family. You have to make good use of this day lily. She is your best choice to deal with the okra." Blue Jade Willow has an ear and a red badger.

Zhu Badger frowned and thought, why do you say that day lily is the best choice to deal with okra? Could it be that you are really related to Sapphire in the "Sapphire Case"? Are you coming to the old house to seek revenge? Okay, since you said so, then I will grant you your favor, and then I will seek revenge.

"Butcher, get up and help your wife over." Zhu Badger kicked the butcher.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." The pig-butcher agreed repeatedly, rolled his chubby body to Daylily, and pulled her up to the red badger.

Zhu Badger glanced at Day Lily, and saw that she still didn't look at him, and felt angry in his heart. However, Zhu Badger didn't want to release this anger, but suppressed it in his stomach. He forced a smile on his face and asked Day Lily: " Do you resent me because you can’t afford big fish and meat during this Chinese New Year?”

"Asking knowingly!" Daylily gave Zhu Badger a white look.

It is not surprising that the idiom "Zhu Badger" is used to curse daylily. Although this daylily only knows how to eat, its IQ is not low. Mr. Zhu has always said that if Daylily were to become a foodie, with her IQ, it would be a piece of cake for her to be a top scorer in college and now go to university. It's a pity that all my thoughts are focused on eating. As long as I have something to eat, it doesn't matter if my father and mother die.

Zhu Badger smiled and said to Day Lili: "From today on, I will let you live in the old house, how about a big meal of fish and meat?"

"Seriously?" Daylily's eyes lit up.

Zhu Badger replied with a smile: "This fairy spits like a nail, so of course he means what he says."

"You don't have any conditions, do you?" Day Lily stared at Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger thought, you are indeed a foodie, and your IQ is indeed not low. You didn't look at me just now because I cut off your food. Now I let you eat big fish and meat for every meal. You goldfish eyes are fixed on me. ah? Okay, I let you eat the weasel and the okra mixed with soybean paste. I lowered my voice and said to the day lily: "As long as you listen to me in the future, I will definitely let you eat big fish and meat for every meal, and it will be cooked by Fatty Zhu."

"Fairy, if you let me eat the big fish and meat cooked by Fatty Zhu for every meal, don't tell me to listen to you. It's okay for me to call you mother." Daylily drooled.

(End of this chapter)