Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 61 Peep

On the night of the first day of the first lunar month, Zhu Badger sat under the big camphor tree until dawn. No one came to see her. The eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers never showed up. She felt extremely depressed and thought, can I still get a new year in this new year? ?
Not only was my mood unrefreshed, but the new clothes were stained with mud and had several cracks and splits.

To be honest, fireworks and firecrackers are shoddy products, but I didn’t expect that these clothes are also shoddy products.

Zhu Badger picked up a ball of down on his red down jacket, something that didn't look like down or cotton wool, and threw it into a ball into the distance. His frustration was more or less blown away by the wind.

Zhu Badger was extremely excited when he first put on this red down jacket. His disdain and resentment toward Okra had somewhat subsided, and he even felt a little guilty and fond of it. Now that the hem of the red down jacket was open and the armpits were open, Zhu Badger's trace of guilt and affection for Huang Okra was gone, and his whole body was completely filled with anger.

"See how I deal with you, hum!" Zhu Badger kicked the big camphor tree.

Ouch, it hurts! When he looked down, he saw that the upper of the brand-new Martin boots had a big crack, and the soles flew into the Taiping Pond. Zhu Badger kicked the trunk of the big camphor tree with his bare feet, grinning in pain.

You Okra, you are a piece of shit, what you sell is a piece of shit, and what you give away is an even bigger piece of shit!

Zhu Badger was so angry that she jumped up on the earth platform under the big camphor tree and wanted to yell at the okra in front of the old house. However, after a "sting" sound, a cold wind rushed in from Zhu Badger's buttocks. She couldn't help but shuddered and stretched out her hand to touch it. , the crotch of the jeans given by Huang Okra was completely torn, Zhu Badger hurriedly jumped off the platform, covered his front with one hand and covered his back with one hand, and hurried to the old house.

I ran to the front door of the old house, which was closed. Come on, why should I close the front door? Zhu Badger hurriedly turned to the back door and bumped into Mr. Zhu who was rushing to Dongshan for morning bath in the corner. Because Zhu Badger's hands were covering the crotch crack of his jeans, he couldn't take his hands out in time when he collided with Mr. Zhu. He spun around in place like a top for a few times and then fell down the dam.

"Hey, who hit the old man?" Mr. Zhu looked around, but saw no one. He said to himself in confusion: "Did I hit the wall myself? The wall won't move. Only I can move it. If I move the wall, it won't move. , it seems that the wall I hit is not wrong. Oops, wall, wall, yesterday, the first day of the first lunar month and the first day of the new year, I forgot to offer you incense. It’s a sin.”

"Hee!" Zhu Badger climbed up from under the dam and laughed out loud when he saw Mr. Zhu hunched over and muttering in front of the wall of the old house.

"Who?" Mr. Zhu turned around and looked around. Since he was still hunched over and his field of vision was limited, and Zhu Badger was quick to dodge, he immediately squatted down. Mr. Zhu didn't notice, and became even more suspicious. He turned around, knelt down and bowed his head. While bowing, he said: "Grandma Wall God, I know you are laughing at me. This old man with all white hair and beard is worse than a girl like the Badger Fairy. Alas, I am old and it is time to go to Xishan, but I can't bear it. In this old house, although the Badger Fairy has grown up, she is still young after all, and I am worried that she will not be able to fight against those monsters and monsters with evil intentions."

"Go to hell!" A sharp female voice sounded, and Mr. Zhu fell to the ground with a "plop". His face, which was originally as white as snow, instantly turned purple-red, like a piece of pig liver under the sun, and it was so wrinkled and purple-red that it made people laugh. nausea. Mr. Zhu's eyes, which were originally as clear as water, became hollow and turbid at the same time, making him even more dull than those old people who usually bask in the sun with their hands folded under the big camphor tree.

"Tian Xiaolei, if I don't dig out your eyeballs today, you won't be the Nine Immortals!"

"Huh? Don't you want me to die?"

When Mr. Zhu heard Zhu Badger's furious shouting, a carp jumped up from the ground and flew to the edge of the dam. His face returned to normal without saying anything, and his eyes were as bright as lightning as he looked at Tian Xiaolei who was being chased by Zhu Badger.

Who is Tian Xiaolei's opponent to Zhu Badger? Soon he was caught up by Zhu Badger and stepped on. Zhu Badger bent down and beat Tian Xiaolei hard.

"Yo yo yo, you have to see it." Mr. Zhu folded a fan to cover his face, his face turned purple, but the purple was no longer the pig liver under the sun, but a ripe apple, his eyes were full of shame.

This "shame" is similar to Zhu Badger's "shame" when he becomes angry. One is "shame" for seeing things that shouldn't be seen, and the other is "shame" for letting people see things that shouldn't be seen.

Badger Zhu and Mr. Zhu collided in the corner and fell down the ledge. When they got up, they saw Mr. Zhu hunched over the wall of the old house and talking to himself non-stop. He found it funny, so he just lay down by the ledge and listened to his talk. In order to prevent Mr. Zhu from discovering her, Zhu Badger shrank her head, tightened her abdomen and raised her buttocks. She thought this would prevent Mr. Zhu from being discovered, but in the end, it gave another person an advantage.

This person is Tian Xiaolei. He couldn't have gotten up so early on the second day of the Lunar New Year. His mother called him up to help, saying that today it was his family's turn to entertain the people in the old house for a reunion dinner. When he heard that people from his old house were coming to his house for a reunion dinner today, Tian Xiaolei was very energetic. He climbed out of bed and went downstairs dressed neatly. Because Lu Huan and Lan Yuliu would come, so he had to take good care of himself. Express yourself, and maybe invite them upstairs to have a good talk.

Tian Xiaolei had a stomachache after moving a few stools, so he ran out of the old house and went to the open-air manure tank under the dam to defecate. Not long after he squatted down, Zhu Badger hurried back to the old house. He just wanted to say hello to her and ask her to go early. Take Lu Huan and Lan Yuliu to his house. Zhu Badger and Mr. Zhu collided and fell down the dam. Tian Xiaolei laughed so much that he almost fell into the manure tank. He finally stopped laughing. Just as he was about to call out Zhu Badger again, Zhu Badger shrank his head, retracted his abdomen and turned his back to him. Lying under the dam and looking at Mr. Zhu, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

When Zhu Badger fell down the dam and got up from the ground, he should have been able to see Tian Xiaolei squatting on the open manure tank like a bird. The only reason is that Tian Xiaolei was wearing a camouflage uniform today. This was him When he was working in the provincial capital, he went to the construction site to move bricks and clothes. Today, his mother asked him to move tables and stools. In order to keep his new New Year clothes clean, he put on a camouflage uniform. As a result, he squatted on the open manure tank with the people next to him. The Chinese cabbage is almost the same color, and Zhu Badger cannot spot it at a quick glance.

Tian Xiaolei's mouse eyes were wide open. He forgot to wipe his butt and put on his pants, so he slid down the edge of the tank and tiptoed close to the red badger.

When Zhu Badger heard Tian Xiaomeng swallowing his saliva, he realized that he had been spying on him for a long time. He was so angry that he chased and beat him while scolding him.

As Tian Xiaolei ran away, he resented why he couldn't control his saliva. Ever since he discovered that Zhu Badger's jeans were torn at the crotch and Zhu Badger was wearing nothing underneath, his saliva was like spring water from Nanshan, and he couldn't stop gurgling at all.

"Tell me, which eye saw it?" Zhu Badger stepped on Tian Xiaolei and fell to the ground.

"No, no, no, none." Tian Xiaolei's mouse eyes were still staring at the same place without blinking.

"Nao Xi is in prison, isn't he? What are you doing sneaking around without you?" Zhu Badger stepped on Tian Xiaolei's body hard.

"You just locked your head, so he can see more clearly?" Ma Yasha came over and pulled Zhu Badger behind him, kicked Tian Xiaolei, turned around, took off his cotton-padded jacket and handed it to Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger didn't want to take the cotton-padded jacket from Mayaksha. He looked down at his jeans and blushed like a pepper. He took the cotton-padded jacket from Mayaksha and wrapped it around his waist. He rushed to the back door of the old house and rushed back to his home. He went back to his room, closed the door and cried.

Zhu Badger cried until her heart was broken, and her tears dried up, but she kept crying, because no one came to comfort her until the sun went up.

Lu Huan was nowhere to be seen, Lan Yuliu was nowhere to be seen, Zhu Yunshan did not appear, Ma Yasha also did not appear again, not even the eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers appeared.

Damn it, you all just ignore me, and I don’t care about you either!
Zhu Badger took off her red down jacket and blue jeans, put on her own set of cotton jacket and trousers, went to the kitchen to get the fire tongs, picked up her down jacket and jeans and left the house.
Nao Xi is in prison, where is this person? Didn’t I say that today it’s Tian Laizi’s turn to treat guests to a reunion dinner? Zhu Badger passed by Tian Laizi's house and saw that there was no one in it, and the anger in his heart turned into full of suspicion. After passing Mr. Zhu's house, the door was still closed and there was no sound. According to the normal schedule, Mr. Zhu should take a lunch break and start reading poetry at this time.

After walking out of the back door of the old house, he still didn't meet anyone. Zhu Badger's suspicion turned into extreme nervousness. He had never been nervous before, inexplicable nervousness, and no reason for nervousness. The hands holding his down jacket and jeans were shaking violently.

A strong wind blew, and a cry came. The cry was sad and sad, and Zhu Badger got goosebumps all over his body. Damn it, today is only the second day of the first lunar month, how can anyone cry? She was crying so sadly and so scary.

Scary, yes scary. In addition to being sad, Zhu Badger felt a layer of goosebumps after hearing the cry, and her whole body shivered even more violently. The red down jacket and blue jeans on the tongs fell to the ground, because the cries were tight and made her hair stand on end. .

The crying was getting heavier and closer. Zhu Badger stood at the back door of the old house and looked forward. He vaguely saw a woman walking towards the other end of the old house. This woman was the one who was crying.

The old house has eight entrances and eight exits. It is more than 400 meters from the front door to the back door. It takes almost a mile to walk along the wall. The woman appeared in the direction of the front door. Zhu Badger couldn't see who she was?
The crying woman slowly approached, and Zhu Badger saw that it was Dan'er's mother.

Dan'er's mother hugged Dan'er and cried heartbrokenly. Zhu Badger's nervousness and horror became even more intense.

Zhu Badger wanted to rush up to see what happened to Dan'er? But his feet didn't obey him at all, and he couldn't move a step.

Dan'er's mother was followed by a large group of people, almost everyone in the village followed her.

Ma Yasha followed Dan'er's mother at the front, followed by Zhu Yunshan, and behind Zhu Yunshan were Lan Yuliu and Lu Huan, then Mr. Zhu, One-Armed Luo and others.

The one-armed Luo was tall and kept gesturing towards the red badger with one arm.

Zhu Badger's absent-minded eyes were fixed on Dan'er in Dan'er's mother's arms. How could he pay attention to One-Armed Luo's gesture?

Dan'er's mother staggered up to Zhu Badger with Dan'er in her arms, her voice was already hoarse from crying. She didn't know where she got the strength to hit Zhu Badger with her head. Zhu Badger was knocked to the ground and rolled down the dam. Dan'er, she Mother held Dan'er firmly in her arms and walked straight into the back door of the old house.

The red badger rolled down the dam, and the tension and horror disappeared, and a force surged through his body, an invincible force. She jumped up from the ground, flew up the dam, dispersed the crowd, rushed into the back door of the old house, rushed in front of Dan'er's mother, grabbed Dan'er and put it in her arms.

"Dan'er, Dan'er..." Zhu Badger urgently called Dan'er, who had his eyes closed.

Dan'er's mother stretched out her skinny hands to grab Dan'er. Zhu Badger hugged Dan'er and ducked sideways, continuing to shout: "Dan'er, Dan'er..."

"Why are you pretending to be so hypocritical? Aren't you just setting yourself up for death?" Tian Laizi stood aside and made sarcastic remarks. The one-armed Luo retorted loudly: "Which eye of yours saw the fairy putting the egg to death? I don't think he put you to death. Your bones are itching."

Tian Laizi stepped aside and did not quarrel with the one-armed Luo, because the flat-mouthed woman came to the old house wearing a piece of linen cloth and holding a wooden sword and a charm in each hand.

"Stop, if you dare to step into the old house, I will immediately call my dogs and badgers to bite you to death!" Zhu Badger hugged Dan'er and shouted at the flat-mouthed woman. I don't know when eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers returned to the feet of the red badgers.

The flat-mouthed woman frowned and ignored Zhu Badger. She asked Dan'er's mother, "Are you still going to do this?" Dan'er's mother's eyes, red and swollen from crying, were fixed on Dan'er and she didn't respond. Mouth Po. The flat-mouthed woman walked up to Dan'er's mother, raised the wooden sword in her hand and said, "If you don't want to do it, give me the money you just paid for the practice at the big pit."

"Money, money, money. I only want money, so I know what you are doing is pretending. If you had not pretended to be a ghost, you would have taken Dan'er home earlier, and maybe Dan'er would not have died." One-armed Luo went over and knocked him off. The wooden sword held high by Zui Po.

"Who said Dan'er is dead? Dan'er is fine. He was just too tired and fell asleep." Zhu Badger gently patted Dan'er in his arms a few times. When Dan'er's mother heard Zhu Badger say that Dan'er was not dead but just fell asleep, her eyes glowed again, and she stretched out her hands to Zhu Badger to take Dan'er back. Zhu Badger held Dan'er and turned sideways and said to One-Armed Luo: "Brother Luo, please watch over the flat-mouthed woman for me. If she dares to step into the old house, call me immediately, and I will kill the dog and badger." she."

"Okay!" The one-armed Luo agreed and took a big step to force the flat-mouthed woman out of the back door of the old house. The flat-mouthed woman only stepped onto the threshold of the back door of the old house with one foot. She was now standing on the steps of the back door of the old house unwilling to accept it, but faced with the tall and powerful one-armed Luo and the eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers that were eyeing them. , not daring to take another step, pursed his lips a few times and shouted: "If Dan'er didn't do what I did, I guarantee that I wouldn't be able to make it past Haishi tonight."

"Hey, Lazui Po, didn't you say that Dan'er is dead? Why can't you tell me about Haishi tonight?" One-Armed Luo raised his arm to catch Lazui Po, who turned around and ran away. While running, he responded loudly to One-Armed Luo: "It was my method that caught his soul. If you don't ask me to do it next time, his soul will definitely be gone by the end of the year. Believe it or not, just wait and see."

"My Dan'er, mother-in-law, please save my Dan'er." Dan'er was going to chase after Granny, but Ma Yasha pulled her and whispered in her ear: "Just make a show of it. If you go too far, you won't be able to stop it." "You said Dan'er is really going to be fine, right? Why didn't he take a breath for so long?" Dan'er's mother turned around and glanced at Dan'er in Zhu Badger's arms. Ma Yasha poked Dan'er's waist and cursed in a low voice: "Don't you take a breath? If you have anything to do, ask your man." "That's your man, I'm just carrying it for you." Pot, hee..." Dan'er laughed out loud and covered her face with her sleeves. She changed her laughter into crying. Unfortunately, it was just a howl. Her voice was still very hoarse, without the sadness and sorrow from before.

Others couldn't hear the change in Dan'er's mother's cry, but Zhu Badger heard it clearly. She hugged Dan'er and turned around to glare at Ma Yaksha. Ma Yaksha avoided Zhu Badger's gaze, helped Dan'er and his mother walked and said, "Don't worry. , with my fairy here, Dan'er will definitely be able to come back to life, you'd better go back and have a good rest."

"Nao Xi, are you trying to lift me up or hurt me? She is really my mother!" Zhu Badger held Dan'er in his arms and walked straight to the front yard. He heard Ma Yasha shouting at Tian Leizi: "You are still standing there stupidly. What are you doing? It’s your turn to have a family reunion dinner today, why don’t you go back and get ready? "

"Aunt Ma, you're ready. Are you ready? Fairy, Huanhuan, and Sister Liu can come together, right?" Tian Xiaolei nodded and bowed to Ma Yasha obsequiously.

Ma Yasha responded calmly: "The fairy wants to recover Dan'er's soul, so she will definitely not have time to come. As for Huanhuan and Xiaoliu, you go and invite them yourself."

"Okay, okay, Aunt Ma said this. I'd rather obey the little leper's orders than respect him. I'm so happy to be happy." Tian Xiaolei was as happy as a puppy after grabbing a bone, and happily ran towards Lu Huan and Lan Yuliu.

"Plop!" Tian Xiaomeng just started, and the cross-legged man's good foot stretched out and tripped him up.

"Hey, is there really a pile of shit? Zhu Badger, fairy, your dog just pooped it, right?" Tian Xiaolei lay on the ground and shouted at Zhu Badger's back.

Zhu Badger turned around and spat at Tian Xiaoli, cursing: "You are the dog. Dogs, go over and pull him away."

"Don't, don't, don't, I pulled it myself. I pulled it myself." Tian Xiaolei got up from the ground with a tremor and a grunt. When he raised his head, he could no longer see the figure of the red badger. Not only Zhu Badger was missing, but also Lu Huan and Lan Yuliu, and everyone else was missing. His legs gave out, and he fell to the ground with a "plop", unconscious.

(End of this chapter)