Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 82 Escape

The first month of the lunar month is not yet full, and the donkey is already busy in the mountains and fields without the villagers, including of course the people in the old house.

All the young and middle-aged people go out to work, leaving only the elderly and children at home. Naturally, it is the elderly who are busy in the mountains and fields. Of course, Tian Leizi's family is an exception this year. Three young men, Tian Dalei, Tian Erlei and Tian Xiaolei, have not gone out to work or go to the fields. They have been following Lan Yuliu around all day long.

Wandering around was the word Dan'er used when he was telling Zhu Badger a story.

Every day when Dan'er comes to Mr. Zhu's house for class, he will report to Zhu Badger the movements of Lan Yuliu during the day. Zhu Badger understands that this is Yushu Linfeng relaying what he observed through Dan'er's mouth.

Although there are thin dogs and pig badgers monitoring Lan Yuliu, they can only prevent her from causing damage and cannot tell her specific whereabouts and movements.

Wandering around? What does she mean? Are you confusing me? Or am I trying to think of a solution because I can't get rid of my dog ​​and badger?
During this period of time, not only Lan Jade Liu has been wandering around, but there is no news about Huang Okra. Huang Doujiang and Pig Killer have not returned yet. It is unknown whether Weasel is dead or alive?

Badger Zhu and Mr. Zhu work together to teach literacy to the children in the village, which is regarded as a village primary school.

Don't think that Zhu Badger has always been just a godly person and has no serious business. In fact, she worked as a teacher in the village primary school after returning from working in the provincial capital. It was due to the winter vacation not long ago, so she worked day and night to solve the serial murders caused by the demolition notice and caused so many strange things.

It is really not easy for children in the deep mountains to go to school. The nearest regular primary school in the surrounding area is more than 20 miles away from Lvbuo Village. It is still a winding mountain road, and some sections are still cliffs. Therefore, the children in the village have always been taught by Mr. Zhu to read and write. People in the town regularly send books for each grade of primary school. Mr. Zhu teaches children of each age group according to the books. After finishing the primary school textbooks, if the family still wants the child to study or the child still wants to study, he will be sent to the town to attend middle school. Middle schools can live on campus, but not many actually go to school. In some years, none.

Badger Zhu had nothing to do after she returned from working in the provincial capital. After Mr. Zhu’s recommendation, the town agreed that she should take Mr. Zhu’s place in teaching children to read. After all, she is the only authentic high school student in Lvbuo Village so far. Mr. Zhu said that Huang Qikui is now a graduate student and will soon get a doctorate. Zhu Badger didn't believe it. How could she, a person who had never studied in junior high school, become a graduate student and a doctorate all of a sudden? Of course, if you have money, it’s easier to do things. What kind of certificate do you want that you don’t have?

Although there is no official salary for teaching children to read and only a small subsidy, Zhu Badger is very happy and happy that the children call her "teacher".

Since the start of school in Lvbubu Village Primary School on the 20th day of the first lunar month, Zhu Badger has been dressed cleanly and neatly every day as if he were a different person. His activity track is only two points and one line, from the old house owner’s house to the old house Zhu At home, the husband devoted himself to teaching the children to read and ignored what was going on outside the window.

Liu Ruyu carefully cooked the three meals for breakfast, lunch and dinner. In addition to Zhu Badger, four people including Uncle Liu, Lu Bo, Lu Huan and Mr. Zhu ate together. There was an Eight Immortals table. Uncle Liu and Mr. Zhu each had one side, and Zhu Badger and Liu Ruyu On one side, Lu Bo and Lu Huan are on the other side. Sometimes Dan'er and Dan'er's mother come over to eat, and Uncle Liu and Mr. Zhu are on the other side.

Zhu Badger had announced on the night of the Lantern Festival that except for her and Ma Yaksha, of course this meant that Liu Ruyu was Zhu Badger's mother as Ma Yaksha, and no one else was allowed to step into the old house owner's house, unless There is an invitation from Zhu Badger.

Therefore, Liu Ruyu usually brings food to Mr. Zhu for three meals a day. Mr. Zhu is also the Riddler. Zhu Badger has a clear love and hatred for him. When they teach the children how to read and digit together, they call him Mr. Zhu respectfully. Outside of class, Badger Zhu seldom talked to Mr. Zhu, and Mr. Zhu never took the initiative to talk to Badger Zhu. However, Dan'er reported that there were several times when Mr. Zhu chatted happily with Lan Yuliu in private.

So Zhu Badger asked Lu Huan to pay more attention to Mr. Zhu. There was only a wall between Dan'er's house and Mr. Zhu's house, and it was also close to Tian Lezi's house. Although Yushu Linfeng will monitor everything, tigers also take naps. The time when Mr. Zhu and Lan Yuliu are chatting happily is either late at night or early in the morning, when most people are asleep.

Lan Yuliu was still living at Tian Lezi's house, and said she wanted to live with One-Armed Luo or Stilt-legged Man, just to tease the two old bachelors. That day, Lan Yuliu deliberately sat between One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man on the big fish banquet at Zhu Badger's house, posing and being extremely charming, with the purpose of driving a wedge between One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man.

Zhu Badger had already seen Lan Yuliu's purpose, and everyone with a discerning eye would understand what was going on? But the one-armed Luo and the swing-legged guy were so confused that they thought Lan Yuliu was really extending an olive branch to them, so they let her play with them in a daze. As a result, One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man changed from good brothers to sworn enemies. To this day, the two people still can't see each other, and sparks will hit the earth when they see each other. The cross-legged guy will definitely not be able to beat the one-armed Luo, but he has his own tricks, and the dirty tricks were taught to him by the one-armed Luo.

The saying "repay the other person with his own way" is most appropriate when dealing with the one-armed Luo. Thinking about the past, in order to deal with Zhu Badger's indifference, One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man discussed that they must use dirty tricks against Zhu Badger. One-armed Luo came up with many dirty tricks, the main ones are: attaching a excrement basin to the door of Zhu Badger's house, digging a large cesspit on the road where Zhu Badger passes by, mixing rhubarb powder with Zhu Badger's ingredients, and adding rhubarb powder to Zhu Badger's house. The badger's clothes and trousers are stuffed with eryngium seeds in the hidden places...

Later, because Zhu Badger became a fairy, One-Armed Luo and Stilt-legged Man resolutely defected to her, without using any of these dirty tricks. Now the Stilt-legged Man became enemies because of Lan Yuliu and One-Armed Luo. He knew that he couldn't defeat One-Armed Luo, so he used these dirty tricks that One-Armed Luo had come up with to deal with One-Armed Luo.

In this way, the one-armed Luo Santianliang was hit by the trick of the cross-legged man. Either when he went out and pushed the door, a big pot of shit fell from the sky and landed on his big head; In the pit, the pit is full of dung. It was already three o'clock in the morning today, and One-Armed Luo was still lying in bed unable to get up. It had been three days in a row, and he had severe diarrhea. He took a sip of cold water and it immediately gushed out from the bottom. The arms are just like Dan'er's fucking hands, skin and bones.

Liu Ruyu felt sorry for the one-armed Luo, so she cooked him a bowl of noodles at noon and placed it at the door. Liu Ruyu will never go in the house. There is a lot of gossip in front of the widow's door, and there will be no lack of talk in the bachelor's house. What's more, Liu Ruyu is still a widow now. Regardless of Ma Yasha's identity or Liu Ruyu's identity, she lives alone with Zhu Badger. Unexpectedly, as soon as Liu Ruyu put down the bowl of noodles, the stiletto man came over and pretended to be unsteady. He stumbled and fell at the door of the one-armed Luo's house. Not only did he knock over the bowl of noodles, but he also splashed the noodles that he had just turned around. Liu Ruyu's whole body.

Zhu Badger was passing by with a book in his hand. Seeing this, he couldn't bear it anymore. He used the book in his hand to beat the man with legs and feet continuously. The man with legs and feet wailed: "I'm beating people, I'm going to beat them to death."

"Humph, you're still a teacher. Is there anyone who can be such a role model?" Lan Yuliu stood diagonally opposite and vented her breath.

Tian Laizi's family and the one-armed Luo family walk across the road, diagonally opposite each other. These days, Lan Yuliu would always move a chair to sit in front of Tian Laizi's house when Zhu Badger was in class, holding a book in her hands and reading with concentration. Her posture and expression made her look like a scholarly lady.

Zhu Badger hit the cross-legged man, and Lan Yuliu stood up and taunted him. Zhu Badger ignored him, and Lan Yuliu scolded him again: "Books, a fragrant thing, can't they be regarded as hitting people with sticks?" Zhu Badger still ignored Lan Yuliu, and he continued the same. Hit the stilt-legged guy with a book.

Lan Yuliu saw that almost all the old people staying in the old house had gathered around, and even the children who were waiting for class at Mr. Zhu's place had also gathered around. She raised the book in her hand to everyone, and said in a clear voice: "Book Like medicine, good reading can cure fools. Those who treat books as sticks are also fools. How can a fool become a teacher? It is a great sin to mislead others, which is a hundred times worse than a thief!

"Well, that makes sense. How can you hit someone with a book?"

"Alas, the Eight Badger Immortals, they just can't change their nature regardless of their care."

"Hmph, you even said you became a real fairy. I don't think that's a thing at all."

The old people all agreed with Lan Yuliu and accused Zhu Badger, and the scene was one-sided.

"That's right, who do you think you are? Are you still a teacher? Hit me with a book indiscriminately, what's the difference between me and a robber? You don't deserve to be a fairy in the old house at all!" The stilt-legged man was paralyzed on the ground, unable to fight back. Don't dare to fight back. Lan Yuliu stepped forward to accuse Zhu Badger. The old people supported Lan Yuliu, which was equivalent to supporting him. The Cross-legged guy naturally resurrected with full blood. He got up from the ground and poked Zhu Badger's face with his finger. Hibiki scolds Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger didn't expect that the rocker-legged guy would dare to touch her with his hands and scold her loudly in front of everyone. He became more angry, threw the book in his hand, raised his leg and kicked the rocker-legged guy in the chest, and the rocker-legged guy said "ouch" He fell to the ground on his back, motionless.

"Killing to pay for one's life and debts to pay back money has been a matter of course since ancient times. What's more, we are in a new society, a legal society. How can we allow her to kick a living person to death in full public view?" Lan Yuliu said righteously.

Zhu Badger originally wanted to teach the Stilt-legged Man a lesson and leave, but he didn't expect that Lan Yuliu would take the initiative and scold her. Now he is threatening her with the Stilt-legged Man's life. How could she just give up? But if the swinger is really kicked to death by her, then it is not just a matter of admitting defeat, but a matter of exiting the main house of the old house directly, giving up his life for his life, disappearing into thin air, and she, Lan Yuliu, can be in the old house from now on. Do whatever you want at home. "Oh my, why did someone die? Today is an auspicious day." The flat-mouthed woman got the news from nowhere and rushed to the scene quickly. Zhu Badger was thinking about how to deal with the situation in front of him. When he saw the flat-mouthed woman walking briskly into the old house, he yelled without thinking: "Get out of here!"

"Ouch, what are you yelling at? Is there any use in having a loud throat? Miss Lan is right. Murder to pay for life and debt to pay for money has been a matter of course since ancient times. What's more, this is a new society, a legal society, and the superiors will definitely come to arrest them. You go and shoot him. Ouch, I'd better hurry up and do something for the man who died unjustly. It's hard to get rid of the soul of this unjust person, and it might make us unable to live in peace." The flat-mouthed woman said as she put the bag on her shoulder. He took out the wooden sword and the talisman and started doing it.

"Hold on, you think the cross-legged guy is dead if he's dead? You have to ask someone who understands to check it out, right?" Lu Huan appeared next to Zhu Badger.

"Of course it's verified. Everyone, can you verify it?" Mr. Zhu came closer.

"Mr. Zhu's verification will of course count." Lan Yuliu said this, and everyone nodded in agreement, including Zhu Badger and Lu Huan.

Mr. Zhu lifted up his robe, leaned over and reached out to explore the cross-legged man's nostrils. He shook his head first, then sighed, straightened up, and said with red eyes and choked with sobs: "No matter how out of tune he usually is, after all, we have lived together in the old house for so many years. People with the same surname of Zhu are sad to leave like this, so sad."

"Huh? Are you really dead?"

"You were kicked to death by the Badger Immortal?"

"He also saved the Eight Badger Immortals. How can the Eight Badger Immortals repay kindness with enmity?"

"Alas, this Badger Immortal is usually too self-righteous and doesn't take us all seriously."

"..."

Everyone again blamed Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger stood there silently. Lu Huan pulled the corner of her clothes, but seeing that she still had no response, he had to look for help at Liu Ruyu who was standing in the distance. Liu Ruyu pretended not to see her. Lu Huan had to look around for his father and Uncle Liu, but the noise outside was so fierce that Uncle Liu and Uncle Lu didn't even show up.

Lu Huan saw Dan'er standing not far away and quickly winked at him to come over. But Dan'er was just like Liu Ruyu, turning her head away from Lu Huan. Lu Huan was so anxious that he stamped his feet. At this time, the flat-mouthed woman was doing her thing vigorously, stabbing the red badger from time to time with the wooden sword in her hand. Mr. Zhu stood next to Lan Yuliu, shaking the folding fan happily in his hand.

"I think this is okay. Since Master Tiaojie has gone, it's important for us to take care of his funeral first. As for the murderer, there was no way to call the police at once. Brother Hu went to work in the county again, so he asked Uncle Tian to come forward and deal with it. Uncle Tian came forward to deal with it. He has been a militia captain to some extent, so he should have no problem keeping a female murderer in check," Lan Yuliu said.

"I agree!"

"I support it!"

"I firmly support it!"

Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei raised their arms and shouted, as if it was their biological father who died and Lan Yuliu was avenging them. They were extremely grateful.

Tian Leizi walked up to everyone with a serious face. He first asked his three sons to keep quiet, then cleared his throat and pretended to say: "Thank you for your trust. I will live up to everyone's expectations and strictly guard the murderer." Tian Lezi finished speaking. He walked up to Zhu Badger with eight-character steps, looked at him coldly, and said harsh words: "Eight Badger Immortals, I am now officially informing you that your personal freedom has been restricted. Come with me."

Zhu Badger remained silent, his eyes only staring at the cross-legged man lying on the ground, without even looking at Tian Laizi.

Seeing that Zhu Badger was still ignoring him at this time, Tian Leizi was burning with anger. He turned around and winked at his three sons and shouted: "Tie them up!" Tian Dalei, Tian Erlei, and Tian Leizi Xiao Lei immediately came over with a rope in hand to tie up Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger still stood motionless, not looking at the Tian family and his son.

Tian Laizi raised his foot and kicked Zhu Badger's knees hard. He probably wanted to kick Zhu Badger to her knees so that his three sons could tie her up. Unexpectedly, two thin dogs suddenly sprang out from behind Zhu Badger. One thin dog bit Tian Leizi's raised foot, and the other thin dog bumped into the foot Tian Leizi was standing on. In addition, three pig badgers attacked Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei respectively. Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei threw down the rope and turned around and ran away, ignoring Tian Lei's fall on the ground and being balled up by the thin dogs. Surround.

"Badger Immortals, don't act recklessly. If another person dies, you will be completely ruined." Lan Yuliu retreated to Tian Laizi's house, and all the onlookers retreated a hundred meters away.

Zhu Badger still stood motionless, staring at the stiltsman lying on the ground and responded to Lan Yuliu word by word: "If you kill one person, you will shoot him. If you kill ten people, you will also shoot him. I'll just kill you all first, and then I'm going back to heaven."

"Hey, hey, hey, calm down, calm down, I don't know if I should say something or not?" Mr. Zhu stood at the door of his house and shouted to Badger Zhu.

Zhu Badger ignored Mr. Zhu and shouted to Tian Leizi's house: "Lanyu Liu, you can either get out now, or I will set you on fire and burn you to ashes."

"Set fire? What's wrong with you? You can't save Tian Lezi's entire old house even if you burn it down." Lan Yuliu responded, her voice obviously vibrating, completely different from her previous self.

Zhu Badger heard the change in Lan Yuliu's tone, took out a box of matches from the pocket of his cotton-padded jacket, took out five or six matches, lit them together, and threw them into the chicken coop of Tian Laizi's house. Soon, sparks flew everywhere, and thick smoke Roll. Tian Laizi's family wanted to go out to put out the fire but didn't dare, and the onlookers didn't dare to go out to put out the fire, because there were five small dogs and five pig badgers gathered around Zhu Badger, who were watching everyone eagerly.

Lan Yuliu couldn't stand it anymore and said loudly to Zhu Badger: "I'm leaving, but you have to return all my things to me."

"It's a beautiful thought. If you want to get out, get out immediately. I'll count to five. If you still don't leave, I'll add more fire!" Zhu Badger started counting.

Lan Yuliu escaped from Tian Lezi's house with a white towel in her hand and dragged a red suitcase. She fled to the door of Mr. Zhu's house and bumped into Mr. Zhu. Mr. Zhu helped her up, but she didn't bother to say thank you. She was dejected. Escape from the back door of the old house.