Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 96 Oblique

The squinting eyes of the squinting woman looked at Zhu Badger with nothing but white beads. Zhu Badger knew that her heart was as ecstatic as her squinting eyes, even to the point of getting carried away. Zhu Badger wanted this effect.

"Sister-in-law Hu, it turns out that woman is the willow tree spirit? Brother Hu, isn't he afraid of bad luck? This woman can't even kneel down to worship her ancestors." Zhu Badger wanted to trick the squinty-eyed woman into saying something.

The squinty-eyed woman thought she had seen through Zhu Badger's tricks, and Zhu Badger was already wary of her. Her squinting eyes became even more severe, and she responded to Zhu Badger with disdain: "You know what the heck, I asked my Huhu to come over and accompany Sister Yuliu to the latrine." . Mr. Zhu said that it is good luck for a beautiful girl like Sister Yuliu to become popular."

"Jade Girl? She is a Jade Girl? What about you? Did Zhu Shanzi say what kind of girl you are?" Zhu Badger almost broke out in laughter.

The cross-eyed woman squinted and said proudly: "Mr. Zhu said I am a flower girl, a woman like a flower."

Huh, a woman like a flower? A typical nymphomaniac, Zhu Fanzi ridiculed you and thought he was praising you, but you were really sold by him and you still helped him count the money. Sooner or later, you would cry. Zhu Badger secretly cursed in his heart, but still had a smile on his face and nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes, Sister-in-law Hu is a woman like a flower. Hey, Sister-in-law Hu, how could Brother Hu abandon you like this?" A woman who looks like a flower goes to the county town to work alone?”

"Who said he abandoned me? He couldn't bear to let me stay alone in the old house. If he hadn't asked me to stay in the old house to take care of Mr. Zhu and Sister Yuliu, I would definitely go to the county town with him, and he would definitely take me When he goes to the county town, he relies entirely on my relatives. Even Sister Yuliu has to listen to my relatives' words. "The squinty eyes of the squinty woman are unusually squinty.

Zhu Badger was surprised and happy in his heart. He was surprised that the cross-eyed woman had such relatives in the county. He was happy that the cross-eyed woman spoke exactly according to her thoughts, so he gave a thumbs up to the cross-eyed woman with envy on his face and at the same time begged for the cross-eyed woman. The mother-in-law said: "Sister-in-law Hu, can you say a few nice words to me in front of your relatives? I want to work in the county, and I can also be a nanny for his family. Please forgive me if I have offended you in the past, and I promise that I will do the same in the future." I will respect you as much as I respect a Bodhisattva.”

"You? Want to work in the county town? Is it possible?" The slanted eyes of the squinty woman turned black, which was a sign of her looking down on people. Zhu Badger didn't care. In order to achieve her goal, she didn't care whether the squinting woman rolled her eyes or cast a black eye on her. She still said with an apologetic smile on her face: "Sister-in-law Hu, it's not that you don't know that I am no longer a human being inside and outside. I am a good-looking housewife." I worked so hard and offended Zhu Fanzi, Liu Shujing and Tian Laizi’s family, the Weasel family, I really don’t have the dignity to stay in the old house any longer.”

"Of course it's a good thing that you can leave the old house. My Huhu is eager for you to leave, and Mr. Zhu and Sister Yuliu are also eager for you to leave. They are trying to force you to leave, but I can't contact my relatives at the moment. "The squinty-eyed woman squinted her eyes and kept saying "there" on her lips.

Zhu Badger knew that the squinty-eyed woman had completely dispelled her alertness when she started talking, so he took the opportunity to whisper to her: "Sister-in-law Hu, tell me the names of your relatives and where they live in the county? Write me a letter and I'll go there myself." Find him. Don't worry, I promise not to let others know, and I promise not to come back after I go. I don't have the shame to come back." When Zhu Badger said this, he glanced at Granny Xianyan and saw her squinting eyes. He kept tilting and tilting, thinking in his mind, and threw out the chips: "Sister-in-law Hu, if I leave the old house, then the old house will naturally belong to your family."

"This is not necessarily true. Unless your mother Yaksha meets Yaksha to the end, Yushu Linfeng will not agree. Also, in addition to Mr. Zhu and Sister Yuliu, Huang Qiukui, Tian Lezi, etc. are also eyeing her." The squinting woman squinted. To the old owner's house.

Zhu Badger said: "Sister-in-law, no matter how eagerly they look at you, Brother Hu and you, Sister-in-law, are not the only tigers. In fact, you and Brother Hu are just pretending to surrender to Zhu Fanzi and Willow Tree Spirit, right? You are living in the first wing of the old house now. , if I leave the old owner’s house, this main house will naturally belong to you. Don’t worry, I will write down the papers, and the old owner’s house will belong to you from now on.”

"Did you write down the note? Is it true or false?" the squinting woman squinted.

Zhu Badger raised his hand and swore: "If I tell a lie, I will be struck by thunder from heaven!"

"Just because you don't lie doesn't mean that your mother Yaksha doesn't know Yaksha. That Yushu Linfeng will throw skinned mice to my stove. It's useless. I'm going to find my dairy goat." The squinting woman squinted at the main house and Zhu The badger will leave in a while.

Zhu Badger hurriedly grabbed the cross-eyed woman and said softly: "Sister-in-law Tiger, as long as you write a letter to your relative, I promise to declare in front of all the neighbors that the old house belongs to you before leaving the old house."

"Keep your word?" The slanted eyes of the cross-eyed woman started to shine again.

Zhu Badger raised his hand again and swore: "If I don't keep my words, I will not die well in this life."

"Then let me think about it carefully. Don't talk to others first. I will discuss it with your Brother Hu and give you an answer. After all, Mr. Zhu and Sister Yuliu are watching you closely, and they are also watching us closely." The squinty-eyed woman squinted. After several attempts, he still didn't agree immediately.

Zhu Badger cursed in his heart: You squinty-eyed woman, are you trying to play tricks on me? Okay, I'll let you play.

"Sister-in-law Hu, since you are in trouble, forget it. I'll go ask Dr. Wang. He is from the provincial capital. He and Huanhuan are in love. Huanhuan really wants to be the owner of the old house. If the main house is given to her, she will definitely ask Dr. Wang to find me a good job in the provincial capital." Zhu Badger turned around and left. The squinty-eyed woman hurriedly grabbed Zhu Badger, squinted at Zhu Badger and asked softly: "Is that Lu Huan and Wang Jingyan in love?"

"Huanhuan and Dr. Wang had already established a relationship as boyfriend and girlfriend when they were in the provincial capital. Dr. Wang came here because Huanhuan liked the old house. You think, if Dr. Wang takes action, other people may occupy the old house. Is it cheap? I’m afraid it’s impossible to even live in the old house, right?” Zhu Badger wanted to trick the cross-eyed woman from another angle.

Unexpectedly, the squinty-eyed woman squinted her nose and snorted, and said disdainfully: "What are those Wang glasses? He is just a nerd like Old Man Liu and Old Man Lu. My Huhu said to me when he came back last night, my relatives Let us rest assured, it is better for the county magistrate to take charge now. Besides, my relatives are county magistrates and are now in charge of the old house. "

"Huh? Your relatives are so powerful? Sister-in-law, I used to be blind and I offended a lot of people. Please forgive me. From now on, I promise to treat you as a god and light three sticks of incense for you three times a day." Zhu Badger pretended. He showed an expression of both fear and admiration.

The squinting woman's squinting eyes were so slanted that they lost their pearls, but after squinting for a while, they turned black. She asked Zhu Badger: "What did you just say? Light three sticks of incense for me three times a day? Do you want to pay homage to your dead father?" Let me tell you, my relatives are now in charge of things like the old house."

"Really? Sister-in-law Hu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I made a slip of the tongue just now. I meant that from now on I will treat you to a banquet three times a day. As long as you help me say a few nice words in front of your relatives, give it to me." Find a job in the county." Zhu Hu said New Year greetings, but he was surprised in his heart. He didn't expect that this slant-eyed relative of his husband's family had such energy. No wonder Zhu Hu didn't care too much about him when he came back during the New Year.

The squinting woman's squinting eyes turned white again, and she said slowly: "Eight Badger Immortals, did you know? My relatives have said that if we don't plan for a long time, we will completely put the old house in my name, and all the treasures in the old house will be my family." After all, he has already made official arrangements to protect the old house for that, what kind of paper and what kind of guarantee?"

"Ouch, it turns out your relatives have the final say on this? No wonder the willow spirit wants to turn against Brother Tiger." Zhu Badger wanted to stimulate the cross-eyed woman again.

The squinty-eyed woman was really angry, her squinty eyes were all black, and she said angrily: "Huh, if she hadn't had a way to turn the treasure into cash, my relatives would not let my Huhu bring her to the old house, and my Huhu wouldn't If she is so respectful to her, I will call her Sister Yuliu.”

"Sister Hu, then you and Brother Hu compliment Zhu Fanzi so much, right? It's because he knows where the treasure in the old house is?" Zhu Badger further probed. The squinty-eyed woman squinted and smiled mysteriously: "You are indeed a fairy. I can guess that, but he only knows what treasures are in the old house? Don't know where they are hidden?"

"Sister-in-law Hu, the baby must be hidden in the old owner's house. As long as you and Brother Hu get the old owner's house, won't the baby be all yours?" Zhu Badger simply said it.

The squinty-eyed woman squinted her surroundings, "shushed" at Zhu Badger and said, "Be careful, the walls have ears. It seems you are still a bit tender."

"How can I compare with your sister-in-law Hu? Well, sister-in-law Hu, please tell me the name of your relative, and I will go to the county to find him myself. I will give this old owner's house to you." Zhu Badger looked carefree.

The squinting woman's squinting eyes were only white again, and she exhaled out of her nose: "Hmph, do you think I will believe you? My Huhu told me many times when he returned to the county this morning, be sure to be careful of you, the Badger Eight Immortals, behind my back. Make trouble."

"Brother Hu really returned to the county town early in the morning? Oh, what a pity, who made me like to sleep in so much? I would have known to go to the county town with him. He needs someone to take care of him in the county town alone. I can do his laundry at least Cook and serve him for you." Zhu Badger had a very regretful and regretful look on his face.

The squinty-eyed woman squinted at the sheepfold that had been burnt to ashes and said, "Badger Immortals, if you really have that heart, build a new sheepfold for my family first. It must be better than the original one, and then When I'm happy, I might tell you the names and addresses of my relatives."

"Damn you squinty-eyed woman, are you really kicking your nose? I am just teasing you when I have nothing to do." Zhu Badger kicked the slant-eyed woman down, then pointed at her nose and cursed: "Squinty-eyed woman , I warn you, if you dare to build a sheepfold in the yard again, I will burn it every time you build it, and I will also burn down your house." "You, you, you dare?" The squinty woman lay on the ground and squinted. Then tilt the red badger.

Zhu Badger spat fiercely at the cross-eyed woman: "Don't you dare, just wait and see!"

"Then I'll show you my death. Ouch, the Eight Badger Immortals have beaten people and killed them." Squinty Eye Woman closed her eyes and lay on the ground wailing.

The red badger whistled loudly and shouted: "Dog, badger, bite her!"

"Oh my God!" The squinty-eyed woman quickly rolled away from the feet of the red badger like a spinning top, and rolled towards her hut. After hitting the door hard, she quickly rolled and crawled away to the backyard.

"Hahaha, hahaha..." Zhu Badger looked at the back of the cross-eyed woman and laughed.

Standing in front of Zhu Fanzi's house, Lan Yuliu looked at Zhu Badger with cold eyebrows. After the slant-eyed woman ran into Zhu Fanzi's house, Lan Yuliu moved her sexy lips a few times, but in the end she said nothing. .

Zhu Badger stood there and shouted: "I am the Nine Immortals, I am the Nine Immortals!"

Lan Yuliu glanced at a thin dog and a pig badger at the feet of Zhu Badger for a few times, then looked back at the thin dog and a pig badger at the door of the ancestral hall opposite, then lowered her head and returned to Zhu Fanzi's house.

Zhu Badger understood that if she hadn't been followed by a thin dog and a pig badger, Lan Yuliu would have come over to call the cross-eyed woman back, or pretended to scold Zhu Badger. It was absolutely impossible to let Zhu Badger talk to the cross-eyed woman alone for such a long time. Lan Yuliu stood in front of Zhu Fan's house for a long time, looking over here.

"I am the Nine Immortals, I am the Nine Immortals!" Zhu Badger roared and returned to the ancestral hall, followed closely by a thin dog and a pig badger.

When Lan Yuliu saw Zhu Badger coming with the thin dog and pig badger, he leaned over and closed the door with a glare.

When Zhu Badger walked to the door of Zhu Fanzi's house, he deliberately roared and sang louder, almost tearing his vocal cords. The thin dog and the pig badger following the red badger greeted happily when they saw the thin dog and the pig badger guarding the entrance of the ancestral hall. The barking and the roar of the red badger complemented each other and overwhelmed the sound. The sound of children reading in the ancestral hall.

"Nao Xi, it's your turn to take Chinese lessons." Lu Huan stood on the stage and called Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger stood at the door of Zhu Fanzi's house. Although he couldn't see Lu Huan on the stage, he could imagine Lu Huan's expression at this moment. He must be angry and anxious but helpless, so he responded loudly: "It's not up to you this morning. Do you take math and English classes with your husband?”

"It's over. I'm going to have a baby with my husband. Come back soon." Lu Huan's answer not only made Zhu Badger laugh out loud, but also made the children burst into laughter, especially Dan'er's laughter. Crisp and loud.

Dan'er's mother laughed for the first time and came out of her home to tease Lu Huan: "Huan Huan, if you and Dr. Wang give birth to a child in the ancestral hall, he will be a standard golden boy."

"Godmother, we just want to have a golden boy. This old house can't just have beautiful girls, hehe." Lu Huan responded with a smile.

Zhu Badger heard that there was something behind the words of both Dan'er's mother and Lu Huan, so he said: "The golden boy must be a standard golden boy, but the jade girl is a fake. You can tell at a glance that it is a gold jade with corruption on the outside. Only The blind man thinks she is a pretty girl."

"Hey, Badger Immortals, who are you scolding in a weird way?" Tian Xiaolei stuck his head out of the window of his house.

What Zhu Badger wanted was for someone to talk to him, so he asked Tian Xiaolei: "Can't you hear me criticizing Sang and Huai?"

"Is the Sophora japonica you are scolding our Sister Liu?" Tian Xiaolei was fooled.

Zhu Badger pretended to be stupid: "Your Sister Liu? Who is your Sister Liu?"

"Of course our Sister Liu is Lan Jade Liu. She is the most beautiful woman in the world, a real jade girl." Tian Xiaolei answered very proudly.

Zhu Badger looked surprised: "Ah? Is she a real jade girl? She is obviously a ruined beauty, how can she be a jade girl? It's just that her face has been rubbed white with flour."

"Badger Immortals, you are ugly, don't tarnish Sister Liu. Sister Liu never rubs flour on her face. She washes her face with goat milk every day and bathes in goat milk. Her body is whiter than goat milk. After seeing it, I guarantee you won’t be able to sleep for three days and three nights,” Tian Xiaolei said while licking his saliva.

Zhu Badger still looked surprised: "Tian Xiaolei, what are you talking about in your sleep with your eyes open? Do you use goat's milk to wash your face and bathe? In our old house, only the cross-eyed woman raised two dairy goats, and she was filial to the goat's milk every day. Gave it to Zhu Fan.”

"Haha, the Eight Badger Immortals, you only know one but not the other, right? Zhu Shanzi leaves goat milk for Sister Liu every day to wash her face and take a bath." Tian Xiaolei licked his saliva more frequently.

Zhu Badger asked: "Tian Xiaolei, what evidence do you have to prove that your Sister Liu uses goat milk to wash her face and bathe?"

"Hehe, my eldest brother and my second brother and I peek out of the window every day. If you don't believe me, you can ask my eldest brother and my second brother." Tian Xiaolei turned around to greet Tian Darei and Tian Erlei.

Zhu Badger was happy when he saw three leprous heads peeking out of Tian's window, but he still pretended to be in disbelief and questioned Tian Xiaolei: "I heard from Huanhuan that your Sister Liu is good at kung fu. Sleep with her at night." Together, I can hear the leaves falling outside the window, how could I not notice you peeking at her bathing? "

"Hey, Badger Immortals, are you asking questions knowingly? My dad said that Sister Liu deliberately let us peek, otherwise how could she whet our appetite?"

"That's right, I peeked at the one-armed and cross-legged ones, and Sister Liu even took a long time to take a bath on purpose. That figure, that skin, oh my, my heart feels itchy just thinking about it."

"Oh, if I could really have a good relationship with Sister Liu, I would be willing to die now. Sister Liu, a real beautiful girl, a real beautiful girl!"

"Bah, shameless people, you still have no shame? How come the Tian family has the last generation like you?"

Just when Tian Xiaolei, Tian Erlei and Tian Dalei were saying that Lan Yuliu was arousing, Zhu Shanzi rushed out of the house and scolded them.