Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 97 Evil

Zhu Shanzi rushed out angrily and scolded Tian Xiaolei, Tian Erlei and Tian Dalei. He completely lost his former gentlemanly appearance. Not to mention that the immortal spirit of the past, who was dressed in white robes, is gone. He doesn't even hold the folding fan in his hand, so there is no way to say that he is still elegant?
Looking at Zhu Fan who looked like a scolding shrew, Zhu Badger was naturally happy. He was so happy that he almost yelled "I am the Nine Immortals" or "Sister, go forward boldly!"

Zhu Badger was thinking about how to incite the three last generations of the Tian family and Zhu Fanzi to scold him more fiercely? Tian Leizi rushed out of the door, slammed a shovel on the ground in his hand and cursed: "Zhu Shanzi, don't take advantage of yourself and behave like a good boy. If it hadn't been for me these years, without my big, two, and little lei, Can you pretend to be polite until now? I tell you, if you don’t take back those shameless words today, I will expose all your scandals.”

"Dad, he scolded us like this, how can you save him any face?"

"That's right, every dog ​​knows how to be grateful to people who give it shit to eat. He is simply worse than a dog."

"To call him worse than a dog is to insult the dog. Look at the fairy's dogs. They are all stronger than him."

Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei were initially frightened by the scolding by Zhu Fanzi who suddenly came out. The three leopards leaned out of the window and wanted to shrink back. Tian Laizi came out with a shovel in hand and scolded Zhu Fanzi. The three brothers immediately stretched out his head even further than before, and his throat was naturally several times louder than before.

"You, you are simply unreasonable!" Zhu Fanzi was so angry that he almost lost his breath and left with his eyes closed.

Zhu Badger fanned the flames: "Uncle Tian, ​​you are really the anchor of our old house. You can't just eat half a meal and say half a sentence. If you want to say something, you must say everything. We are all ears."

"Okay, then you go back and wash your ears before you come here to listen." Blue jade Liu Yingying walked out of Zhu Fanzi's house, supported Zhu Fan and spoke to Zhu Badger, with a smile on her face but a solemn tone, with a sense of calm and self-prestige. .

Naturally, this lack of anger and self-prestige is for clowns like Tian Xiaolei, Tian Erlei and Tian Dalei. When the three little leopards saw Lan Yuliu appear, they scrambled to retract their heads from the window, and then rushed out of their own way. At home, he stood behind Tian Leizi with a cowed look on his face, a pair of mung bean eyes staring at Lan Yuliu like a green-headed fly.

Zhu Badger could not be majestic by Lan Yuliu, but she was overjoyed. The purpose of her tossing like this was to lure Lan Yuliu out, embarrass Lan Yuliu and embarrass Zhu Fan. When Zhu Badger heard Lan Yuliu ask her to go back and wash her ears before listening, she responded with a smile: "I really want to go back and wash, not just my ears, but also take a bath, but there are no men lying at the window to peek, and there is no such thing." A motivation to wash. Oh, who calls me not a beautiful girl? Only a beautiful girl can attract blue-headed flies to stare at her. "

"Hey, Badger Immortals, go back and wash yourself. We will come over and take a look."

"It's just that if you don't watch it, it's in vain. If you watch it, it's in vain. It doesn't cost money anyway."

"Who wants to look at a body like bean sprouts? Only someone like Sister Liu is worth looking at."

"That's right, that's right, my dad said, you can never get tired of watching it a hundred times. The more you watch it, the more it makes you itchy."

"I really want to see it right now. It makes me feel itchy and uncomfortable. I feel terribly uncomfortable."

"If the Eight Immortals Badger hadn't woken me up, I would have been peeking at Sister Liu in my dream, and Sister Liu was waving to me."

At first, Tian Xiaolei and Tian Erlei wanted to please Lan Yuliu and ridiculed Zhu Badger, but Tian Dalei's words, "Only people like Sister Liu are worth watching" immediately aroused the two rogue perverts, and the three brothers stood in front of them. The place was full of filthy words about Lan Yuliu, and the words were so ridiculous that the onlookers were embarrassed to lower their heads.

Zhu Badger was happy in his heart and thought, seeing how proud you are of a willow tree spirit, I will disgrace you, unless you are so shameless that you don't even have the dignity of a woman. Unexpectedly, Lan Yuliu's face was still full of smiles, she spoke neither hastily nor slowly, and her voice was clear and graceful. She faced Tian Lezi and said, "Uncle Tian, ​​are you going to dig up spring bamboo shoots for me with a shovel? I'd better do this." One bite.”

"Yeah, uh uh uh." Tian Lezi's hands holding the shovel were trembling slightly, and Lan Yuliu's voice was trembling slightly.

"Da Lei, Er Lei, and Xiao Lei, you and your father will dig spring bamboo shoots for me together. If you dig more, I will stay at your house." Lan Yuliu smiled charmingly at Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei. The laughter made the three little leprechauns feel numb all over and almost collapsed on the ground.

Suddenly, Lan Yuliu put away her smiling face, and replaced it with a look of sadness. Her tone of voice was even more heartbreaking. Lan Yuliu said faintly: "It's a pity, there is no goat milk for face washing, and there is no goat milk for bathing." , what should I do with my skin that is as thick as jade?”

"What? No goat milk? Badger Immortals, you did a good job."

"Badger Immortal, you deliberately set fire to Uncle Tiger's sheep pen, you should go to jail."

"She must go to jail. Let's go to the town police station to report the crime and arrest her and put her in jail."

Lan Yuliu's plaintiveness made Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei become so angry that they spat and cursed Zhu Badger. The onlookers also unanimously accused Zhu Badger, believing that Zhu Badger should not have burned the sheepfold of his squinty-eyed mother-in-law's family for no reason. He should make compensation to some extent and apologize to his squinty-eyed mother-in-law.

The squinty-eyed woman didn't dare to go out of Zhu Fanzi's house. She only dared to lie behind the door and eavesdrop. When she heard the unanimous voice outside to attack Zhu Badger, she rushed to Zhu Badger with confidence. She put her hands on her hips and squinted her eyes until all she could see was white. She kept saying that she must kill Zhu Badger. Badger compensated her family's sheep pen and the two dairy goats, saying that her sheep pen was built with purple bamboo from Nanshan. The dairy goats were in their prime, and the milk they produced every day could fill the Taiping Pond.

Zhu Badger didn't expect that Lan Yuliu could turn the target on him in just a few words, and he became the target of public criticism. Looking at Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei acting like scoundrels, looking at the cannibalistic look of the squinting woman, the proud look of Lan Yuliu and the confused look of the neighbors, Zhu Badger could no longer help him. Controlling herself, she was about to explode when Dan'er walked steadily to Zhu Badger and whispered, "Steady."

After a steady sound, Dan'er's mother's eyes were fixed on Xianyanpo, and she asked her word for word: "Did you just say that your sheepfold is built with purple bamboo from Nanshan?"

"Yes, yes, yes." The squinty-eyed woman didn't dare to squint at Daner's mother.

Dan'er's mother still asked the cross-eyed woman word for word: "Then can you explain it in more detail?"

"My original sheepfold was damaged last time by badgers who stole the goat's milk. After my tiger came back from the Chinese New Year, he went to Nanshan on the night of New Year's Eve and cut down more than a dozen purple bamboo branches to build it again. , His hands were bleeding." Xianyanpo said in detail. She was a little afraid of Dan'er's mother at first, but Dan'er's mother asked her to explain in more detail. She thought she wanted to help Zhu with the calculation. How much did Badger pay to her family? So when did Lian Zhuhu go to Nanshan to cut purple bamboo? How many branches were cut back? How to split bamboo into strips? How to build it? All explained in detail.

After listening to Xian Yanpo's detailed account, Dan'er's mother nodded and said, "Very good, as expected of you."

"My memory is very good, my memory is very good." The squinty-eyed woman thought that Dan'er's mother was praising her, and couldn't help but feel a little complacent. She was so happy that even Lan Yuliu couldn't help but wink at her without squinting.

Dan'er's mother ignored the cross-eyed woman again, but turned around and asked the villagers who were watching: "Everyone, you should all know the ban on cutting down Nanshan Zizhu, right?"

When Dan'er's mother asked about "the ban on cutting down purple bamboo in Nanshan", all the villagers who were watching looked at each other in shock. Even Tian Laizi didn't dare to say anything more. The squinty-eyed woman was so frightened that her eyes turned black, her face turned pale and her body trembled. It went on and on, and the elation just now only lasted a few seconds.

"Mom, I can recite it." Dan'er and the children arrived at the scene at some unknown time. He walked to Zhu Badger, took one of Zhu Badger's hands, and recited "Nanshan Purple Bamboo Cutting Ban" loudly to the squinty-eyed woman:
"There is purple bamboo in Nanshan, which is a sacred bamboo and cannot be cut down. Those who cut it down will have their hands and feet cut off in the lightest case, and their lives will be beaten with a stick in the serious case. The punishments are as follows: Those who cut down one bamboo shoot or young bamboo will have one finger cut off, and those who cut down two bamboo shoots or two will be killed. If the bamboo is young, two fingers will be cut off, and so on, until all the fingers are cut off and then the hands and feet are cut off. If one branch is cut to become bamboo, one hand will be cut off directly. If the bamboo is cut from one to ten branches, both hands and feet will be cut off. If the purple bamboo you cut has been destroyed, take the life of the door latch stick from the old house to comfort Guanshiyin Bodhisattva."

After finishing carrying Dan'er, her little body stood up straight.

"Everyone, my Dan'er still remembers the prohibition on cutting down purple bamboo in Nanshan. I guess everyone dares not forget it, right? This is a prohibition imposed by Grandma Taizu herself. The caretaker of the old house's ancestral hall must reiterate this prohibition every year on the day of ancestor worship. Age In all likelihood, the caretaker of the old house, could you please reiterate on the day of ancestor worship last New Year's Eve?" Dan'er's mother looked at Zhu Shanzi with a sharp look.

Zhu Shanzi's originally tall and straight body had become obviously rickety these days. When Daner's mother asked him, his rickety body couldn't help but shudder. He took several steps back and stammered in reply: "Yes, please, apply." "It's fine if you apply. That means Zhu Hu will have to use the door bolt of the old house to kill him three times." Just as sharp.

Zhu Fanzi stammered and asked: "Three, three, three times? Why, why three, three times?"

"Listen carefully to me, everyone, please listen to me. Why did Zhu Hu need to be slapped with a stick three times? Once, for chopping down purple bamboo without permission; twice, for being a village official at the time and violating the ban; and three times, for chopping down purple bamboo without permission. The eighty-nine-year-old caregiver of the old house was punished for violating the ban on the day of reaffirmation. Did you say that Zhu Hu was wronged or not? He spoke loudly and forcefully, and his questions were straightforward and sharp.

Zhu Fanzi trembled a few times and stammered in reply: "No, no, no injustice, no injustice. The stick should be used, the stick should be used."

"Okay, since it's not unjust, and since it's the stick, let's do it. Fairy Laozhai, get the bolt of the door." Dan'er's mother showed her power as never before. Of course, this was only in Zhu Badger's memory, she As soon as Dan'er's mother called her to come over to get the door latch of the old house, she forgot to say yes and ran over to get the door latch, which weighed hundreds of kilograms, just like picking up a chopstick.

"Zhu, Zhu, Zhu Hu, he, he, he went to the county to do, do, work." Zhu Fanzi looked at the door bolt in Zhu Badger's hand and kept stammering.

Dan'er's mother asked coldly: "Really? Then let his wife receive the cane first. Isn't she the messenger?"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not referring to the messenger, the messenger is, yes, she, she, she..." Squinty-eyed woman collapsed on the ground, raising her right hand with difficulty and pointing at Lan Yuliu.

Dan'er's mother asked: "Why her? Please explain it clearly."

"Yes, yes, that's the case. I complained to my Huhu, saying that the Eight Badger Fairies, oh, fairies, said that the fairies destroyed my sheepfold. My Huhu said, what do you care about a sheepfold? I will build another one. But But Lan Yuliu said, "You have to care about it. If you don't care about it, then she will take advantage of it. We have to do something big next, so we must give her some color." My Huhu said, we can't provoke her in person, not only does she herself. After becoming a fairy, her mother, Yaksha, can't stop it, and there's that jade tree facing the wind, and, and..." The squinty-eyed woman squinted at Dan'er, and her mother didn't dare to continue.

Dan'er's mother asked sharply: "What else?"

"And, and you, you, the asthmatic woman who is neither a human nor a ghost, are facing her." The squinty-eyed woman said with her squinting eyes closed, not even daring to raise her head.

Dan'er's mother scolded: "Keep talking!"

"Lan Yuliu said that we don't work with her openly. On the surface we flatter her, but secretly we do things to the extreme. My Huhu asked, what does it mean to do things to the extreme? Lan Yuliu said, always We secretly did things that were not allowed in the old house, and turned everything upside down to see what she could do. So my Huhu deliberately went to Nanshan to cut purple bamboo to build a sheep pen." The bamboo cave fell all over. come out.

After hearing this, all the villagers who were watching criticized Lan Yuliu one after another, but Lan Yuliu and Zhu Fan were nowhere to be seen.

Zhu Badger asked Daner what his mother should do? She was completely like a child in front of Dan'er's mother, and she was even better behaved than Dan'er.

Dan'er's mother said, "A monk who can run away cannot run away from the temple. Today's goal has been achieved. Your face has been saved. That's it. Go home for lunch."

Zhu Badger told Dan'er's mother that Ma Yasha went to town, Uncle Liu and Lu Bo also went, and I would just bring some rice dumplings and steamed buns for Lu Huan and Dr. Wang to eat for lunch.

Dan'er's mother told Zhu Badger that she knew that Ma Yasha, Uncle Liu and Lu Bo went to town to deal with Zhu Hu's affairs. Dr. Wang is a distinguished guest of the old house, and so is Huanhuan. How can we let them eat cold rice dumplings and cold steamed buns? She will go back to make lunch now and let Zhu Badger, Dr. Wang and Lu Huan go over to eat later.

Zhu Badger held up the door latch and asked Dan'er's mother, "What happened to Zhu Hu?" Is it possible that something is really wrong with him?

Dan'er's mother didn't respond to Zhu Badger immediately. She walked to the door of her own house, then turned back to Zhu Badger and said, "When your own mother comes back, you will understand everything. Why are you holding the door bolt?"

"Well, I'll put it back right now." Zhu Badger returned to the front yard. The door latch in his hand became extremely heavy and he had to take a break.

Dan'er came over and lifted the end of the door bolt onto his shoulder. As he walked, he said to Zhu Badger: "Sister, evil people will have their own troubles. You and I can just smile to the sky."

"Is this what he said again?" Zhu Badger couldn't help but look towards Xishan.

Dan'er answered with a smile: "Why is it still him? Didn't you already call me dad in person?"

"I'm worried that others will hear it." Zhu Badger looked away from Xishan.

Dan'er smiled and said, "Are you still the Eight Badger Immortals? Look ahead and look behind."

"I think twice before I act, do you understand?" Zhu Badger actually didn't fully understand.

Dan'er laughed even more happily, and after laughing, she said to Zhu Badger: "No matter what, you are the true fairy. You are the Nine Immortals."

"Am I the Nine Immortals? Am I really the Nine Immortals? Will I be the real Nine Immortals? What kind of real Nine Immortals will I be?" Zhu Badger looked up at the sky and kept asking himself.

Dan'er stopped, turned around and said to Zhu Badger: "Sister, whether you are a Nine Immortal depends on you. Whether you can become a real Nine Immortal depends even more on yourself. What kind of real Nine Immortal you will become. It’s definitely up to you.”

"You bastard, you talk about it endlessly? Why do you remember what dad said so well? Why don't we go see him now?" Zhu Badger raised the door latch and put it back to the door, looking up at the top of the west mountain. The branch of borneol camphor on the tree.

Dan'er Raju Badger turned around and said: "Dad, please remember, the jade tree still needs to be exposed to the wind and rain, and you still need to ignore the fairy. If the love lasts for a long time, how can the love last day and night?"

"Yes, I remember it, but did you add the last sentence yourself?" Zhu Badger asked Dan'er deliberately. Dan'er replied with a smile: "The following sentence is not meant for you, but for the people behind me."

"The people behind?" Zhu Badger turned around and saw Mayasha standing behind him.

Ma Yaksha sweatdropped, pulled Dan'er in front of him, and said angrily: "You are the only one with a sweet mouth. Look, what did mother buy for you in the town?"

"Gun?" Dan'er took a toy gun from Ma Yasha and rushed to the backyard to show off to the children.

Zhu Badger asked Mayaksha: "What happened to Zhu Hu?"

"It's none of your business. I heard that Lan Yuliu was possessed by an evil spirit." Ma Yaksha walked into the main room on his own.