Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 98 Chair

Ma Yasha said that Lan Yuliu was possessed by an evil spirit, which made Zhu Badger even more curious than Zhu Hu had committed a crime.

If you are possessed by an evil spirit, it means that you are possessed by a ghost.

Possessed by a blue jade willow ghost? is it possible? Impossible, it is possible that she is possessed by a ghost.

When Zhu Badger rushed to the door of Zhu Fanzi's house, the neighbors were once again surrounded outside the house.

"The way of heaven is completed, thirty to five percent. The sun and the moon both come out gracefully. When they enter the underworld, Qi preaches. Qi leads to the gods, and Qi conducts evil. Evil ghosts and thieves will all perish. Those who see me are blind, and those who listen to me are deaf. Dare you have any Those who plot against me will suffer disaster, and I will be lucky and the other will be unlucky." The flat-mouthed woman was holding a wooden sword and reciting the "Evil Curse" around the blue jade willow.

Lan Yuliu was lying on the big bamboo chair where Zhu Fanzi used to take a nap in the summer, with her eyes closed and her face as pale as a piece of tinfoil, which made the men feel distressed.

Zhu Badger didn't take another look at Lan Yuliu, but fixedly looked at the bamboo chair where Lan Yuliu was lying.

This bamboo chair is literally a bamboo chaise longue, shaped like a chaise longue. This bamboo recliner was originally placed in Zhu Fanzi's study room, and Zhu Badger lay on it more than once when he was a child.

Now the bamboo recliner has been moved to the ground of Zhu Fanzi House, so that when Zhu Badger and his neighbors stand at the door of the house, they can see Lan Yuliu lying on this bamboo recliner.

According to Zhu Fanzi, this bamboo recliner was passed down from his ancestors, but he refused to say how many generations it has been passed down.

Zhu Fanzi, not to mention Zhu Badger, can also guess from the appearance of the bamboo recliner that it is at least three generations old, because the entire bamboo recliner is already bright red, even brighter than the red paint.

Because he grew up in the mountains, the village is rich in moso bamboo, Zhu Badger has been exposed to it since he was a child, and he knows that it takes at least dozens of years for the color of bamboo products to naturally turn red, especially if it is red and shiny.

The original color of moso bamboo is green. After being made into bamboo products, it will slowly turn green-yellow or yellow over time. After turning yellow, it will change from pure yellow to black-yellow, red-yellow, until it turns red. After turning red, it will change from light red to dark red, and then start to shine after reaching dark red.

Zhu Badger is staring closely at this bamboo recliner not because of its age, but because there is something shining on the front bamboo joints of the left and right armrests of the bamboo recliner.

what? Why have you never seen this before? When Zhu Badger was fixating his eyes on that shining place, Lan Yuliu suddenly jumped up from the bamboo couch, grabbed the wooden sword from the hand of the flat-mouthed woman, and went straight to Zhu Badger.

Seeing that the wooden sword was about to pierce Zhu Badger's chest, Dan'er's mother came over and pulled Zhu Badger behind her, and then faced the wooden sword with her head held high.

"Clang!" The wooden sword fell to the ground, and Lan Yuliu turned over and lay down firmly on the bamboo couch.

This scene happened in an instant. People who blinked or were distracted couldn't see or react clearly what happened just now?
Just as Zhu Badger was about to question Lan Yuliu, Dan'er's mother spoke before her: "You're not hungry, we are, and everyone is waiting for you to have lunch." After saying that, Zhu Badger walked out of the crowd.

Zhu Badger walked into Dan'er's house. Uncle Liu, Lu Bo and Wang Jingjin were already sitting at the Eight Immortals table. Lu Huan came out from the kitchen with food and called to Zhu Badger: "Come in quickly, Auntie is frying eggs for Dan'er."

Mayaksha fried eggs for Dan'er? Have Daner's balls been found? You should protect it well after you find it, why are you still frying it? How painful does it have to be?

Zhu Badger remembered that Chouyu had once told her that when they were in the palace together, they could always hear the old eunuch talking about how painful it was to clean one's body and pick one's balls. Now Mayasha wants to fry the eggs of the egg, is that okay?

Dan'er's mother couldn't help but pull me over. Could it be that she asked me to come over and dissuade Mayasha from frying Dan'er's eggs? It's possible, otherwise a hateful person like her wouldn't let Lan Yuliu stab me with a wooden sword in public.

Hey, there really is no egg in the house. Normally, he would have jumped out to greet me when he knew I was coming. It seems that Dan'er was really pressed on the stove by Ma Yasha to fry the eggs. I have to go in quickly, otherwise Dan'er, who finally came back, will be fried by Ma Yasha indiscriminately. By then I will How to explain to dad?

Zhu Badger temporarily forgot her unhappiness and trotted into the kitchen in three steps at a time. She wanted to stop Mayasha from frying the eggs.

You Lu Huan, are you kidding me? Zhu Badger ran into the kitchen and saw Ma Yasha frying poached eggs for Dan'er on the stove. Dan'er moved a stool and stood on the stool, leaning on the edge of the stove to watch Ma Yasha frying poached eggs for him.

"Sister, the poached eggs fried by my aunt are delicious. I can eat five at once." Dan'er talked to Zhu Badger, eyes fixed on the poached eggs in the pot.

"Eat whatever you want to make up for it, then you eat more." Zhu Badger exited the kitchen and wanted to talk to Lu Huan, but Lu Huan spoke first: "Go sit down and listen to my dad talk about that handful of bamboo." Lounge chair.”

Hear Ruburt talk about that bamboo lounge chair? How could Lu Huan know about the bamboo recliner if he didn't go to the scene? Ruburt has research on that bamboo lounge chair? He also saw that the armrests of the bamboo lounge chair suddenly shone? But Rubeus was clearly not at the scene?

Zhu Badger was doubtful and went to sit down at the Eight Immortals table, looking at Lu Bo blankly.

Rube asked Zhu Badger: "Are you okay?"

"It's okay." Zhu Badger replied.

Uncle Liu said: "It seems that he is really possessed by evil spirits."

"What kind of evil is possessed? I think it is obvious that he wants to kill me by being possessed by the evil spirit." Zhu Badger said bitterly.

Rubeus said to Zhu Badger: "She is not really possessed by evil spirits, but you are really possessed by evil spirits."

"What evil has possessed me? Who are you two masters? I don't think it's 'Liu Lu's old house is safe' at all, but 'Liu Lu's old house is even more chaotic'." Zhu Badger turned his head away from Lu Bo.

Uncle Liu said: "The one who has been possessed is not just any ordinary evil. It seems that this bamboo recliner is indeed a sinister object."

"The yin object has been cursed, and naturally it has a lot of evil. The fairy has encountered some gloomy things in recent days, and his yang energy has been damaged a lot. It is normal for him to be evil. It should be fine with you here." Lu Bo looked at Zhu. badger.

Uncle Liu also looked at the red badger, looked at it for a while, shook his head and sighed: "Oh, you have to find a way to break the mechanism on the vagina first, otherwise no matter how I cast the spell, it will be in vain, and I can only scare it away temporarily. "Old evil charm for half an hour."

"Is this okay? You scare off the old evil spirit first, and I'll try to break the mechanism of that evil thing in half an hour." Lu Bo asked Uncle Liu.

Uncle Liu nodded: "Very good, but you still have to drink wine and eat."

"That's right, only when you are full of wine and food can you break the trap and ward off evil spirits." Ruburt said, turning back and raising the wine cup.

Zhu Badger secretly cursed: Huh, Nao Xi is in prison, what are you pretending to be? Aren't you pretending to be mysterious and profound in front of me? There's nothing unusual about that bamboo lounge chair except for the inexplicable sparkle on the armrest? Not to mention what agency? You two old men don't dare to confront the willow spirit in person. What's the point of acting in front of me? It was also said that "Liu Lu arrived at his old house in peace", but I saw that it was clearly "Liu Lu arrived at his old house in chaos". It was so chaotic that the yin and yang were reversed, it was so chaotic that people didn't look like humans and ghosts didn't look like ghosts, it was a complete mess...

"Hey, old evil charm, where can you escape?"

While Zhu Badger was thinking wildly, Uncle Liu suddenly slapped the wine cup in his hand heavily on the Eight Immortals table, and with one move, he jumped across the abyss and landed in front of Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger didn't react at all. At the same time, Lu Bo's dragon emerged from the water, dodged out of the hall, flew up the wall, and hid behind the loquat tree in the corner.

"Ouch, you Wang Glasses, you say you are a doctor, how come you are the same as Tian Xiaolei? When you see that willow tree spirit, you lose your mind." Lu Huan pulled on Wang Glasses and rushed out of Dan'er's house as fast as possible He rushed to the door of Zhu Shanzi's house and started crying.

The flat-mouthed woman was still doing it, Lan Yuliu was still lying on the bamboo couch, and the villagers who were watching the excitement were still gathered around the door of Zhu Fanzi's house. They all turned around when they heard Lu Huan making a fuss behind him.

Dan'er squeezed into Zhu Fanzi's room at some point, threw two bags of chicken excrement wrapped in lotus leaves on the heads of Flat Mouth Po and Lan Yuliu, then went over to untie a large kettle on his back, unscrewed the lid, Splash the swill from the pot all over Zhu Fan.

There was an evil in the blue jade willow, and the flat-mouthed woman came to do it. The villagers gathered at the door to watch and discuss. Zhu Fanzi did not participate from the beginning to the end. He always stood under the authentic osmanthus tree with his back to everyone, reading.

After completing a series of actions, Daner quickly sneaked into Zhu Fanzi's bedroom, took out a small bundle of dried mugwort leaves from his clothes pocket and lit it with a match. When the smoke billowed, he climbed out the window and returned to his home.

Dan'er's mother stood at the door of the ancestral hall and shouted: "Put out the fire, put out the fire!"

Ma Yaksha stood at the door of the old house and scolded: "It's on fire. Do you still have time to argue? Do you still have time to watch the excitement? Come in and put out the fire!"

All the villagers swarmed into Zhu Fanzi's house, knocking down the flat-mouthed woman and Lan Yuliu who were cleaning chicken excrement from their heads, and knocked down Zhu Shanzi who was about to take off his robe.

The flat-mouthed woman closed her eyes and recited a spell, and Dan'er suddenly threw a bag of chicken shit on her head. At first, she thought that some neighbor saw her hard work and threw a meat bun at it. She sniffed and it smelled bad. When she reached out and touched it, it was chicken. Shi, she hurriedly used the wooden sword and charms in her hands to push away the chicken shit on her head. Unexpectedly, all the villagers rushed into the house desperately to put out the fire and knocked her to the ground.

Lan Yuliu was lying on the bamboo recliner with her eyes closed and concentrating. She did not take the opportunity to stab Zhu Badger to death, and she did not feel disappointed in her heart. Instead, she thought that she had not succeeded, otherwise she would have ruined the important matter that she had worked so hard on in a moment of impulsiveness, and it would not be worth it. She hadn't had a good night's sleep in the past few days, and when she was about to fall asleep, lotus leaves and chicken excrement suddenly fell from the sky. For a woman with a mysophobia, it was undoubtedly the worst disaster. She jumped up from the bamboo couch with excitement. She was so anxious that she wiped the chicken excrement on her face, and just as she reached out her hand, the villagers rushed in and knocked her to the ground.

Zhu Fanzi was very proud of the good show he directed, especially when Zhu Badger was almost stabbed to death by Lan Yuliu with a wooden sword, and all the fire in his nest was swept away. He pretended to read in order to regain his sense of elegance in front of his neighbors. Although his back was turned to everyone, he remained highly vigilant at first, fearing that Zhu Badger would continue to cause trouble regardless, and even more worried that Zhu Badger would find out his trick and kill him immediately. Unexpectedly, Lan Yuliu suddenly burst out to stab Zhu Badger to death, and he was extremely excited. He has always thought that Lan Yuliu was too low-key, especially since Zhu Badger had already exposed her and was still so patient. After Dan'er's mother pulled the badger back, he began to relax. He originally wanted to drive the lady back, but after thinking about it, he decided to do the whole thing. Unexpectedly, he was splashed with swill and knocked to the ground.

All the villagers rushed into Zhu Shanzi's house to put out the fire. You squeezed me, and I squeezed you. Finally, they squeezed to the ground. When their feet slipped, they knocked down Lazui Po, Lan Yuliu and Zhu Shanzi. They all fell to the ground.

The villagers' feet slipped because they stepped on lotus leaves. Green lotus leaves were thrown on the cobblestones and were naturally extremely slippery. How could they not fall?

It took half an hour of crying for father and mother before Zhu Shanzi's house returned to calm. When the squinty-eyed woman came from her home and brought Zhu Shanzi and Lan Yuliu face wash, Lan Yuliu wanted to lie down on the bamboo recliner for a while. , only to realize that the bamboo deck chair was gone.

"Where's the chair? Where's the chair?" Zhu Fanzi searched back and forth in the ground, and after finding some points, he swept the floor completely.

Lan Yuliu was still calm and asked the cross-eyed woman: "Is the chair still there when you came in?"

"Isn't the chair in the room? What are you two doing like this? It seems like I stole it." The squinting eyes of the cross-eyed woman were all black, indicating that she was already very unhappy with Lan Yuliu.

Zhu Shanzi hurried into the house, searched every room but couldn't find the bamboo recliner, then hurried out and grabbed the cross-eyed woman by the collar and asked anxiously: "Where is the chair in the house? Where is the chair in the house?"

"Aren't there chairs around the Eight Immortals' table, in the study, and in front of the bed?" The cross-eyed woman wanted to let go of Zhu Fanzi's hand grabbing her collar, but as soon as her own hands touched Zhu Fanzi's, she was so frightened that she hit her Shivering, because Zhu Fanzi's hands were colder than popsicles.

Zhu Fanzi grabbed the cross-eyed woman's collar even tighter, and asked hysterically: "Bamboo recliner? That bamboo recliner?"

"The bamboo recliner is just a bamboo recliner. Why are you so mean?" The squinty-eyed woman did not expect that Mr. Zhu, who used to swing the folding fan gently, would turn into a demon Zhu. She wanted to turn around and escape back to her home, but Zhu Fan grabbed her collar and couldn't. put.

Lan Yuliu came over and put on the red fan: "We fell into the trap, they must have taken away the bamboo lounge chair."

"Ah? I'll strangle you to death!" Zhu Fanzi's hand grasping the collar of the cross-eyed woman tightened her neck like a pair of iron pliers.

The squinting woman's squinting eyes were white and black for a while, and she was out of breath. Her hands and feet that were scratching and kicking gradually stopped moving.

Lan Yuliu reached out and touched Zhu Fanzi's limb socket, and cursed in a low voice: "What's the use of strangling her to death? Why don't you go and see if the other treasures are missing?"

"Well, okay." Zhu Fanzi let go and squinted at Po, and ran into the house in a panic.

The squinty-eyed woman fell to the ground and gasped for air. She squinted at Lan Yuliu and didn't pay attention to her. She got up from the ground and ran out of Zhu Fanzi's house and ran back to her own home. She didn't dare to leave the house for three days.

Zhu Badger doesn't know what happened at Zhu Fanzi's house. Why? Uncle Liu jumped in front of her, and she was just startled. Then she stood there motionless and let Uncle Liu stand in front of her and recite the spell.

It was said that Uncle Liu recited the incantation. Zhu Badger later determined from the shape of Uncle Liu's mouth when he recited the incantation, because the flat-mouthed woman also used the same mouth shape when reciting the incantation. As for whether it is really a mantra? Badger Zhu didn't ask Uncle Liu, didn't want to ask, and was embarrassed to ask, because at that time her mind was blank as if she was indeed possessed by an evil spirit. It wasn't until Uncle Liu talked about Lu Bo's return that she finally became conscious.

It is said that it is consciousness, and it can only see the objects in front of it. As for what Uncle Liu is talking about? What did Lu Bo say to Uncle Liu after he came back? People who are deaf generally cannot hear at all.

Zhu Badger vaguely remembered that Lu Bo carried back the bamboo recliner in Zhu Fanzi's house with one hand. It was the same bamboo recliner where Lan Yuliu lay on it. She also lay on it when she was a child.

That bamboo recliner must be quite heavy. As a child, Zhu Badger tried to move his position several times, but the bamboo recliner did not move at all despite all his might. Later, I secretly moved it with Dan'er, but still couldn't move it.

When Lu Bo arrived at Dan'er's house with a bamboo couch in one hand, he didn't come in through the gate as usual, but flew down from the wall next to the loquat tree. Carrying the bamboo couch in his hand was like holding a pair of chopsticks.

Lu Bo entered Dan'er's house with a bamboo deck chair in one hand and did not stop in the hall. He went directly to the wing where Lu Huan lived and came out after a while. When I came out, my forehead was dripping with sweat, as if I had been working hard in the fields.

Seeing Lu Bo come out, Uncle Liu stopped talking about Zhu Badger and went over to talk to Lu Bo. The two stood and talked for a while, then sat down at the Eight Immortals table and started changing cups.

Zhu Badger still stood motionless. Although he could clearly see Uncle Liu and Lu Bo in front of him sitting at the Eight Immortals table, drinking and talking, he couldn't hear what they said?
"Sister, eat poached eggs." Dan'er called Zhu Badger, Zhu Badger could hear her, she shook her head and looked around. Ma Yasha, Dan'er's mother, Lu Huan, and Wang Jingyan, who came back with Dan'er, were already sitting at the Eight Immortals table. While eating.

Zhu Badger did not go over and sit down immediately, but walked to the entrance of the hall and looked at the loquat tree, and then looked up at the blue sky.

Cloudless is a very appropriate way to describe the sky at this time. There is not even a single white cloud in the blue sky. Zhu Badger wonders if there is something wrong with his eyes? The eyes were definitely back to normal, the ears were back to normal, and all functions of the body were back to normal, because Zhu Badger felt the heat.

Zhu Badger ran out of Dan'er's house regardless of Dan'er's invitation to eat poached eggs again.

I ran home all the way without meeting anyone, and the old house was eerily quiet.

Zhu Badger ran into the main house and ran into his room. He was surprised and happy to see Zhu Fanzi's bamboo reclining chair in front of Babu's bed. He couldn't help but go and lie on it.

The sudden heat became very smooth and no longer life-and-death.