Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 99 Smooth

Zhu Badger was lying on the bamboo recliner and felt comfortable all over. The heat used to make her miserable when it first came, but now she felt extremely comfortable.

Damn it, why is Zhu Fanzi’s bamboo recliner in my room? I clearly saw Lu Bo carrying it with one hand into Dan'er's house and into Lu Huan's room? Lu Bo came out of Lu Huan's room in sweat. Could it be that he moved the bamboo lounge chair to the main house and to my room? So why not just get it to my room? Why go over the wall and get to Dan'er's house first to get to Lu Huan's room?

Oh, Uncle Liu said that the evil in the blue jade willow was false, and I was possessed by the real evil. To drive out the evil in me, Lu Bo must first break the mechanism of the bamboo recliner.

Does this bamboo recliner really have a mechanism? Uncle Liu said that this bamboo recliner is a yin object, and the evil effect is not small after it is cast with a charm. So, am I the one who has been possessed by the evil spirit of this bamboo recliner? But don’t I feel very comfortable lying on it now? Could it be that Rubeus really broke the trap? Has the old evil spirit clinging to this bamboo recliner been completely driven away?

Well, I have to see if the shiny object on the armrest of this bamboo lounge chair is still there? Zhu Badger leaned forward and looked at the left and right armrests of the bamboo lounge chair. He found nothing unusual, let alone any shiny objects.
Hey, I clearly saw shiny objects on the left and right armrests of this bamboo lounge chair. At that time, Lan Yuliu was lying on it pretending to be possessed by evil spirits, and the flat-mouthed woman was chanting incantations and practices around the bamboo couch. I even looked at it intently several times.

Um, no, how come this shiny object is gone? I have to get up and take a look.

Zhu Badger got up from the recliner, stood at a position about the same distance from where he saw Lan Yuliu lying on the bamboo recliner, and carefully observed the bamboo recliner, but still did not find any shiny objects on the left and right armrests of the bamboo recliner. On the other hand, my stomach hurt so much that I felt worse than death.

Unable to bear it anymore, Zhu Badger had no choice but to lie back on the bamboo couch. As soon as I lay down, my stomach no longer hurt, and my whole body felt very comfortable, especially there, where it was so hot and cold that I held the stove. I have never felt like this before, such a wonderful and comfortable feeling.

Feeling comfortable, Zhu Badger fell asleep comfortably. There were no dreams at first, and I slept extremely comfortably.

After a long time, Chouyu tiptoed towards Zhu Badger. When he was about to reach the bamboo couch, Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly appeared and stopped Chouyu from getting close to the bamboo couch. Chouyu wanted to get closer, but Zhu Yuanzhang refused to let her get closer. The two of them stood in each other's way, pushing each other, but they didn't dare to make any sound, let alone start an argument, as if they were performing a pantomime.

Zhu Badger looked funny and allowed Chou Yu and Zhu Yuanzhang to perform pantomime in front of her. But soon, Zhu Yuanzhang became angry and kicked Chou Yu. Chou Yu fell to the ground. Zhu Yuanzhang refused to let go and stepped on Chou Yu. body. Zhu Badger got angry and slapped the armrest of the bamboo recliner and cursed Zhu Yuanzhang, but before she could curse, the bamboo armrest of the bamboo recliner fell to the ground. Not only the armrest she photographed fell to the ground, but both armrests of the bamboo recliner fell to the ground. fell to the ground at the same time.

Zhu Badger was even more angry now. She jumped up from the bamboo lounge chair and wanted to go over and kick Zhu Yuanzhang. However, the scene in front of her made her extremely surprised and pale in fright. She saw that the left and right armrests of the bamboo lounge chair fell to the ground and changed. They became a pair of lovely golden boys and girls, laughing and throwing themselves into Zhu Badger's arms.

Zhu Badger wanted to hug the cute golden boy tightly, but no matter how hard he tried with his arms, he couldn't hug him or her. And he and she were jumping around in Zhu Badger's arms, extremely happy.

This pair of golden boys and girls looked smaller than Dan'er, much smaller, only as big as the dough that Ma Yasha pinched during the Chinese New Year. The golden boy is dressed in red, and the beautiful girl is dressed in green. Both of them have a pair of braids on their heads. The "flowers" dotted with cinnabar between their eyebrows bring out the childishness, innocence and innocence of him and her. .

Zhu Badger was fascinated by the golden boy and beautiful girl, and naturally loved him even more. When she wanted to hug the golden boy and the beautiful girl again, the golden boy and the beautiful girl jumped into her left and right palms. The golden boy was in the left palm and the beautiful girl was in the right palm. After the two of them giggled for a while, they clasped their hands in a fist salute to the red badger.

"The red boy says hello to the fairy."

"Little Dragon Girl wishes the fairy."

"Are you Red Boy? Are you Little Dragon Girl?"

Zhu Badger looked at the golden boy and girl in her left and right palms, and she was not an ordinary surprise. She wanted to confirm with Zhu Yuanzhang and Chou Nu whether the golden boy and girl in front of her were actually the red boy and the little dragon girl they said they were. But looking around, Zhu Yuanzhang and Chou Yu were nowhere to be seen, and he felt unhappy.

"Don't fairies like little dragon girl?"

"The fairy doesn't like you, a red boy."

"The fairy must like me."

"The fairy definitely doesn't like you."

"..."

Red Boy and Little Dragon Girl were quarreling in Zhu Badger's left and right palms. Zhu Badger was amused and asked, "Are you really Red Boy and Little Dragon Girl?"

"Replacement guaranteed."

"Instead, it would still be us."

Red Boy and Little Dragon Girl puffed up their chests and answered proudly.

"Then why did you come to play with me?" Zhu Badger lowered his head and asked Hong Boy and Xiao Longnu.

"We are not here to play with you, we are here to help you protect the old house."

"That's right, we were assigned by Lady Guanyin to help you protect the old house and its treasures."

"Yo yo yo, just the two of you?"

Zhu Badger showed disdain in his words and expression. Hong Boy and Xiao Long Girl were angry. They pursed their lips and jumped off Zhu Badger's palm. They jumped on the back of the bamboo lounge chair and said to Zhu Badger: " Since you, the Nine Immortals, look down on us, there is no need for us to be hot-faced and cold-blooded, to be sentimental and to bring trouble to ourselves." "Yes, if Lady Guanyin hadn't told you how difficult it was for you and how you shouldered such a heavy responsibility, we wouldn't have wanted to come. In this extremely poor ravine."

"Hey, you showed up on your own, I didn't ask you to come." Zhu Badger still looked dismissive.

Red Boy and Little Dragon Girl were even angrier, their little mouths were full of fire, and they scolded Zhu Badger endlessly: "Humph, they say they are nine immortals. I don't think there is even one immortal." "One immortal is the boss, but the boss is not." A well-educated and sensible fairy, which god in heaven wouldn't praise her? "Well, now I finally understand why she, a Nine Immortal, was demoted to the mortal world." "In the end, I must have turned over a rock and stepped on my own feet. I will suffer the consequences of my own misfortune. I will be laughed at by Lan Yuliu and Huang Qiukui." "Even Tian Xiaolei, Tian Erlei and Tian Dalei saw the joke. One-armed Luo Yang died of laughter. That cow.”

"Hey, hey, hey, are you done? My stomach hurts very much. I want to lie down for a while." Zhu Badger got up from the recliner and began to feel uncomfortable in his stomach again. At first, the appearance of Hong Boy and Xiao Longnu diverted his attention. She didn't feel any discomfort, but now Hong Hai'er and Xiao Longnu were singing and scolding her. Her stomach pain was worse than ever before, and she was in unbearable pain.

Ignoring that Hong Hai'er and Xiao Longnu were still standing on the back of the bamboo couch, Zhu Badger stumbled onto the bamboo couch and turned over after a while. My stomach no longer hurts. I call out to Red Boy and Little Dragon Girl, but there is no response. I open my eyes and look around. Where are the Red Boy and Little Dragon Girl? On the other hand, there was a piece of wetness underneath him. When he touched it, he felt warm; when he smelled it, he felt fishy.

Damn it, why am I still wearing the same clothes? Zhu Badger hurriedly got up from the bamboo couch and ran to the bed. After she finished everything as usual, she turned around and wanted to lie down on the bamboo recliner, when she saw another magical scene.

This scene was even more surprising than the moment when the left and right armrests of the bamboo recliner fell to the ground and turned into the red boy and the little dragon girl. However, her surprise was immediately replaced by surprise, until she turned into joy and couldn't help herself. win.

"Grandma Taizu!" Zhu Badger rushed to the bamboo couch and threw herself into the arms of Grandma Taizu who was sitting on the bamboo couch.

The bamboo lounge chair has changed from the original tile to a backrest seat. The left and right armrests have been restored to their original shape. It cannot be seen that they have been dropped to the ground. Zhu Badger sat on Grandma Taizu's lap, and Grandma Taizu hugged her tightly with both hands. She was much more childish and cuter than Red Boy and Little Dragon Girl just now.

"Grandma Taizu, why did you come back suddenly?" "Can't I come back?" "Oh, I asked the wrong question. I should ask you why you suddenly appeared?" "Can't I appear?" "Of course I can. , I miss you every day, all the time. ""How can you think of me all the time, if you are dishonest? Just don't scold me in your heart." "Grandma Taizu, how can I scold you?" You're still being dishonest. Didn't you scold me in your heart? "I scolded you. How did you say 'Liu Lu is old at home'?" "No, they are obviously old kids." "Old kid? Did you go and see what they did when they arrived at the old house?" "Did they do anything?" "Go and see for yourself." "Have I been watching?"

After not waiting for Grandma Taizu's response for a long time, Zhu Badger was confused and felt that her whole body felt comfortable all of a sudden, even more comfortable than when she lay down on the bamboo recliner before. When she lowered her head and saw that she was lying on the bamboo recliner, the bamboo recliner was the same as hers. When you enter the room, it is still tiled, and Grandma Taizu is no longer on the bamboo recliner.

Zhu Badger wanted to get up from the bamboo recliner and go to Grandma Taizu, but she couldn't bear to get up because the feeling of comfort all over her body was so wonderful. It was a feeling she had never felt since she could remember. It was worse than the first time she ate butter candy when she was a child. Even better.

"You Badger Eight Immortals, why don't you just take a nap? Do you have to sleep until the sun goes down? Then don't get up at all and sleep for three days and three nights." Ma Yasha cursed in the hall. If she didn't lower her voice , even if you speak normally in the house, your squinting mother-in-law can hear you.

Zhu Badger hurriedly responded: "Get up, get up." But her body still lay motionless on the bamboo recliner, because she really couldn't bear to let go of the feeling of comfort throughout her body.

"Sister, get up quickly, we are waiting for you to go to class." Dan'er shouted outside the house.

Zhu Badger's mind suddenly jumped up, and he jumped up from the bamboo lounge chair. He opened the door and rushed out. "Bang", he knocked over an object and didn't even bother to take a second look, let alone help him. He rushed out of the hall and out the door, and rushed out. Toward the ancestral hall.

"Sister, please go forward boldly, don't look back!" Tian Xiaolei stuck his mangy head out of the window of his house and shouted at Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger did not raise his head to look at Tian Xiaolei. When he rushed to the door of the ancestral hall, he shouted back: "I am the Nine Immortals, I am the Nine Immortals!"

"I am the Nine Immortals, I am the Nine Immortals!" The children sang collectively on the stage of the ancestral hall. Zhu Badger ran onto the stage and shouted: "I am the Nine Immortals, let's go to class!"

The sound of reading loudly came from the ancestral hall, and Uncle Liu and Lu Bo walked out of Dan'er's house and came to the main house. Ma Yasha shouted several times outside the door but did not respond. When they went in together, they were shocked to see Ma Yasha lying at the door of Zhu Badger's room, dying.

"What's going on?" "Is it possible that the old evil charm didn't leave?" "It's impossible, I broke all the traps." "Is that because my spell failed?" "This shouldn't be possible, the fairy has obviously recovered. Normal." "Then what's going on?" "It's important to save someone first." "Is my niece okay?" "Why is she like a dead person? "Lying on the ground?" "You are the dead one. She just fell to the ground and fainted due to external force. How much external force could it take to knock her over between my niece's skill and yours and mine?" Like this?" "Can you stop nagging? Go get a bowl of cold water." "You've drank so much, can't you just drink some Laolong Tu Rui?" "This is your niece. My daughter…uh…”

Before Uncle Liu finished speaking, Lu Bo was a little bit on his abdomen. Before Uncle Liu had time to turn around, he made a sound of "uh" and the old wine he had just drank sprayed all over Ma Yasha's face.

"Good wine, good wine!" Ma Yasha woke up.

"Don't say it." "If you don't say it, you won't say it." "It's a puppy." "It's an old dog." "Dad, uncle, what did you two say?" Ma Yasha got up from the ground, Seeing Uncle Liu and Lu Bo standing in front of her and winking, they wiped the old wine from their faces and asked.

Uncle Liu and Lu Bo hurriedly replied: "Say good wine, good wine." "Yes, yes, good wine, good wine."

"Good wine? Where did you get the good wine? Hey, why does it smell like alcohol? I didn't drink?" Mayasha wiped the wine from his face and put his hand under his nose to smell it.

"Did you drink?" "You must have drank." Uncle Liu and Lu Bo turned behind Ma Yasha and pinched each other's waists.

"Did you two drink? Didn't you spit on my face when you were drunk?" Ma Yasha suddenly turned around. Uncle Liu and Lu Bo stood up in a hurry and answered in unison: "Spit."

"Are you really vomiting? I'll beat you two bad old men to death!" Ma Yasha picked up the broom at his feet and hit Uncle Liu and Lu Bo head-to-head.

Lu Bo ducked behind Uncle Liu and hurriedly explained to Ma Yasha: "Niece, it was your father who vomited. It was your father who vomited."

"You old dog, didn't you promise not to tell me? Daughter, dad didn't vomit on you on purpose, he vomited on you on purpose, on purpose." Uncle Liu let Ma Yasha hit him with a broom, and after scolding Lu Bo, he hurriedly turned to Ma Yaksha explained.

"Are intentional and unintentional the same thing? Are you becoming more and more unseemly as you get older?" The broom in Ma Yaksha's hand hit Uncle Liu and couldn't even kill the mosquitoes.

"Daughter, there is definitely a difference between deliberate and intentional." "Yes, yes, yes, it must be different." "Under normal circumstances, intentional is a derogatory term and intentional is a neutral term. Today, under special circumstances, intentional is a complimentary term for dad." "Niece, Your father meant it as a compliment, but it was his unintentional intention that broke my little sister's heart. Only when you are willing can you save people. "You two are singing and talking about each other. What do you mean, save me?" Ma Yaksha heard his father and uncle say it funny, but his face still looked like a yaksha.

Uncle Liu and Lu Bo were stunned for a moment and then asked Ma Yaksha in unison: "Don't you know you died just now?"

"I'm dead? Is it possible? Are you expecting me to die? Then I'll die immediately for you to see!" Ma Yaksha did not expect that the two old men would joke about death. They looked like real Yakshas and were about to rush into the case. Several.

Uncle Liu and Lu Bo hurriedly grabbed Ma Yaksha from left to right and asked in unison: "Are you really unable to remember anything?"

"What do I remember?" Ma Yasha's face changed into a look of confusion.

Uncle Liu and Lu Bo said in unison: "You passed out and died on the ground."

"I passed out on the ground? Let me think about it, let me think about it." Ma Yaksha tried his best to recall, and finally remembered the situation at that time, and said, "She knocked me down."

"Who is she?" Uncle Liu and Lu Bo asked in unison.

Ma Yaksha said: "Who else dares to bump into me in this main house?"

"She? She can knock you down?" "Impossible, impossible." Uncle Liu and Lu Bo didn't believe it.

Ma Yaksha glanced at the door and saw that it was closed. He lowered his voice and said to Uncle Liu and Lu Bo, "She must have lied down on that bamboo recliner. She must have felt comfortable all over."

"Good thing!" "Good thing!" Uncle Liu and Lu Bo ate the poached eggs with joy.

Ma Yasha said in a low voice: "I thought she would smash the bamboo recliner, but she felt relieved immediately. It seems that we can take formal action and tell her all the plans."

"Well, the time is right, let's take action immediately." "It's up to you to tell her the plan, and she will execute it to the letter." Uncle Liu and Lu Bo said to the dominatrix in a low voice.

"Wrong, she will execute it to the letter if he tells her." Mayasha's face was full of joy.