I am a fairy in the world of mortals

Chapter 201 Langshu Showdown
Stepping into the main hall, everything is particularly lively and lively.

The glazed lamps hang freely at high places, causing swaying light and shadow. The elegant and refreshing aroma permeates the space, making people's thinking more active. Obviously, the burning incense is extraordinary. Taste.

The colored light generated by miraculous powers or magic spells transformed into many strange and magnificent scenes, wandering on the top, walls, and floors of the hall, as if everything in the world was contained in this hall. People are not in this hall. Instead of attending a wedding banquet in a closed space, you can wander between heaven and earth all the time, sitting and watching the many changes.

Occasionally, there will be spirit fish jumping up from the pool in the center of the main hall, and then jumping into the dishes of the guests, turning into delicious fish meat in a blink of an eye.

Of course, the most eye-catching ones are the beauties dancing gracefully in fishtail-like long skirts.

If you look carefully, you can also find that their dress designs still have some traces of the concept of evening dresses.

Obviously, a few years have passed, and the dress style originally designed by Li Lang has long been integrated into the local area and has been changed for several generations.

Although it is not yet on the list of some serious ladies and young ladies to wear when going out, it is no longer a rarity among women who entertain others with sex.

In the melodious tunes, the dancers dance gracefully, and their graceful postures are pleasing to the eye, but without too many inappropriate thoughts.

The snow-white long legs that are occasionally exposed from under the skirt are also tied with overlapping black ribbons, which are not hidden until the end of the viewing angle. People can't help but want to follow and explore. It is quite sexy. mean.

Young people only have one or two divine veins, so they are not worth mentioning here.

Making fish meat seems simple, but it is not easy to make it well.

Ge Mingming, who was sitting at the table on one side, had his teeth chattering loudly.

But in the spiritual world, those with big fists are the real bosses.

Those young people are more outwardly emotional.

But the elder, who already had the realm of the divine map, was also sealed lightly and could not even use his own divine map and domain. This was amazing.

No matter how hard he slapped the water wall, he could not escape.

All it takes is red soles and high heels, and everything is fine!

"What a rude young man, you are here to entertain me!" Kua Yuezi's voice had a double tone of youth and old age, which sounded very strange.

Kua Yuezi swept away the water in the pool, and the water dropped towards the provocative young man. In just a moment, even the young man's elders did not come back to their senses to react, and the young man was turned into a prisoner in a drop of water. Villain.

When the fish meat is spread out, it is not only thin and translucent, but also exudes a hint of coldness. The bright red fish meat with golden lines is like a hibiscus in full bloom.

Although the protagonist has not arrived, the banquet has been going on for a long time.

After all, Ge Qianqian came from a well-known family and was pretty. Even though she didn't have much friendship with her, she still had some thoughts in her heart.

With Qin Tuo's fierce eating style as a comparison, Li Lang's seemingly elegant, but actually moving chopsticks like flying style of eating and drinking seemed more natural and less eye-catching.

This person is actually handsome, but the evil aura on his face is too strong, and there is even a red streak between his eyebrows, which shows his domineering intentions... He is definitely not a kind person.

Under Ge Mingming's guidance, Li Lang and Li Lang were now sitting at the front of the main hall, just behind some Ge family acquaintances and veteran seniors. It can be said that they paid more attention to them.

It was as if he had the dual nature of youth and old age at the same time.

Ge Qianqian has obviously used his skills on this a long time ago.

"Master! Try this. This is the dragon carp raised secretly by our Ge family. The fish meat couldn't be more delicious." Ge Mingming's sister, a girl called Ge Qianqian, nimbly grabbed one. A golden red carp with a dragon's horns swam past her. The carp froze with a flick of her wrist. Then she quickly cut it with her fingertips, not only removing all the scales and internal organs, but also cleaning it. , neat fish meat was placed in front of Li Lang.

Shen Xinghai had a big fist and defeated the two fishermen and woodcutter elders in the Deification Realm with one against two. This matter had already spread, at least the leaders of the major families and sects knew about it.

Even if you are not outstanding, you will be passively pushed to the forefront.

This arrangement was made not only because of Li Lang's special status, but also because they represented Shen Xinghai.

Now seeing Ge Qianqian trying to please the monk Li Lang, how could he not feel any sense of comparison?
"Brother Ge! Who is this master? Sitting here? How can he be next to Senior Kua Yuezi!" A young man asked Ge Mingming with a smile from a distance. From his tone to his attitude, he seemed very polite. He was completely the same. A curious gesture.

Wow!

Although in terms of years of cultivation, Shen Xinghai can still only be regarded as a 'junior' here.

Many guests who also paid attention to their table also cast more meaningful glances.

It’s so artistic!

And Qin Tuo is also a big-bellied soldier who doesn't care about politeness and eats as soon as he sits down.

But if you say it out loud, it's just trying to make someone angry.

Li Lang, this little butterfly, seems to have changed a lot.

Such a scene can be described in one word...art!

However, some people are destined to be dazzling pearls and will become the center of attention no matter where they are.

Li Lang also glanced at it.

Li Lang found the dance performance boring and got tired of it after watching it for about ten minutes, so he started to feast on the food in front of him.

The banquet hall was bustling with excitement, but the protagonist of this birthday banquet had not yet appeared.

Li Lang needless to say that the Taotie Skill he practiced was for eating. He ate with an open belly. He could digest almost as much as he ate, and all of it was converted into blood and stored for consumption in sweatshops.

Li Lang watched the dance with appreciation. After taking a few more glances, Li Lang lowered his head uncharacteristically and stopped staring at his crotch.

If Shen Xinghai comes in person, then I am afraid that only the position next to the longevity star will be worthy of him.

Kuo Yuezi, who was drinking from a beautiful leather cup, naturally turned his head slightly when he heard the words.

It's just that those who understand it won't really find it funny.

"Senior!" The elder of the clan who was walking with the young man asked for mercy, but unexpectedly another drop of water flew towards him. The elder who had not formally asked for mercy was also sealed into the water drop and became a The whole joke.

Kua Yuezi didn't show any signs of being taken advantage of, but Li Lang was not happy at all.

Because he knew very well that this matter had just begun.

Kuaoyuezi punished the guests who came to the banquet casually without caring about the host's face. Such a guy would never end up like this once he took action.

Sure enough, one of the water droplets waving by Yuezi flew towards Li Lang.

"Although he is provoking, what he said is correct. Who do you think you are?"

"Are you worthy of sitting next to me?" When Kua Yuezi's voice came, Li Lang could no longer hear it completely.

From the perspective of others, it was just a drop of water flying towards him.

But from Li Lang's perspective, what flew over was not a drop of water, but a river and a sea.

The chopsticks in his hand were raised, and Li Lang's field was compressed like a sharp blade, and he stabbed forward.

Jianyi!

Wow!

The river and the sea are cut and broken, and the sea is divided into two sides.

In people's eyes, the drop of water was broken by Li Lang's chopsticks.

The chopsticks in Li Lang's hand also shattered.

"Hey! The swordsmanship is good, a bit like the Junshui Sword Sect." "But those crazy women from the Junshui Sword Sect only accept female disciples. When did they teach a monk? Could it be that they are wild men raised outside? ?" Kua Yuezi had clearly thought of Li Lang's identity, but he deliberately didn't reveal it and instead spoke sarcastically.

But he finally stopped taking action.

Li Lang sneered in his heart, with a shy expression on his face: "Uncle Yu Qinglian is so important that he taught me some swordsmanship. It's not worth mentioning. It's a shame!"

Kuaoyuezi ridiculed him for eating soft rice?
Li Lang didn't fall for the trick, he just made it clear that someone was protecting him.

What happened to the head of Heshan Sect?
Compared to Yu Qinglian, the leader of the Junshui Sword Sect, that was still far behind.

In today's world, unless those old monsters appear one after another, Yu Qinglian can be ranked among the top three in terms of swordsmanship.

What kind of thing is the crotch moon that deserves to be compared to it?

Hearing this, Kua Yuezi's face turned cold, but he really stopped taking action.

The two beauties sitting next to him were crying out in pain, as if they were suffering some kind of pain, which made many people feel heartbroken.

"I am thinking of a person. I heard that he is also a monk. He is a bit talented but does not know the basics. Although he has some skills, he was kicked out of the capital by the Queen. He is very embarrassed...I don't know who I am talking about, but you?" Kua Yuezi asked Li Lang.

Li Lang shook his head: "I don't know who the senior is talking about, but I do know that there is a monk who is upright and upright. He doesn't care about fame and fortune. He goes to war for thousands of miles just to protect the mountains and rivers."

Hearing this, Kua Yuezi pointed at Li Lang and laughed: "The monk you are talking about can't be you!"

Li Lang's expression did not change and he said: "It's the young monk! A monk... doesn't lie, and there is no need to be humble. Everything he says is true."

"If there is any lie, Buddha will blame me!"

Kua Yuezi's face was cold, and he threw a beautiful woman in his arms who I felt pity for to Li Lang, and said at the same time: "I heard that you are a compassionate person, a flower monk who wanders around the mortal world. Even so, I will not bully you, you I have one beauty per person, and the limit is one stick of incense. Whoever can make the beauty in my arms faint more times will agree to a condition. "

"You wouldn't dare, would you?"

However, Li Lang did not directly catch the flying beauty. Instead, he tapped Ge Qianqian's elbow with his finger and used Ge Qianqian's strength to let her hug the flying beauty on his behalf.

The beauty fell into his arms, but Ge Qianqian only felt her hands were cold.

This beauty's belly was already covered with a layer of sinister frost.

Ge Qianqian turned his attention to his brother.

Ge Mingming had already stood up and was about to speak.

But I heard Li Lang speak first.

"Since you are pity for the beauty, why do you tease the beauty in public? A beautiful flower needs pity, and it is cruel to destroy it blindly, breaking the body and scattering the soul?" Li Lang shook his head and said, but under the provocation of Kuoyuezi's behavior, his heart His anger has recovered a lot, and his overall state has improved again, no longer the plain and low-key behavior before.

"How about you and I being in this hall, using the women here as justice, each using means, using flowers as a bargaining chip, one person for one flower, and whoever gets more flowers in the end will be considered the winner, how about that?"

Li Lang's smile was still shy, but he didn't have any stage fright.

In fact, there is no need to officially start the comparison.

If you follow his opinion, he will have won.

Compared with Kua Yuezi, an old guy who treats women as playthings, Li Lang, a monk who looks young and shy but respects women, is undoubtedly much more likable.

As for the simple Mu Qiang...

Perhaps some of the women present were like this.

But more women with extraordinary backgrounds have not yet made it clear that this will be the case. Their identity and face have already determined their stance.

The simple Mu Qiang ruined the family character.

At least, the Heshan Sect, which is just a notorious one, is not to the point where it makes people lose face.

Li Lang's words changed the position of offense and defense.

Li Lang was even polite and did not add another sentence: "You wouldn't dare!"

"Don't you dare!" Qin Tuo helped fill in this sentence.

Although Qin Tuo dislikes Li Lang, he is on Li Lang's side here and at this moment.

Because he doesn't like this crotch confinement even more.

He has no master, no father, no family and no country. He only wants to bully women and is arrogant and domineering.

Qin Tuo would look down on such a person even if his cultivation level was not as good as his.

Of course, Qin Tuo's thoughts are just his own.

For many practitioners, the feelings of family and country are empty talk.

Peng Zu has no country, Chen Zu has no family, and some old monster monks whose lifespans are longer than Zuo, a country, have gone through various dynasties, so how can they talk about patriotism?
Which country do they love?
"Okay!" Kuaoyuezi's expression changed several times, and then he agreed with a smile.

Then he made an invitation gesture to Li Lang: "You are a junior, I will let you come first."

When Li Lang heard this, he stood up and walked two steps in the hall, and then said: "Today is the birthday of the Grand Master of the Ge family, so I will send you a poem to show my respect."

Just as he said, Li Lang thought: "Nine curves of the Tianhe River are thousands of miles of sand, and the waves and winds are blowing from the end of the world. Now I dive into the mysterious place, just like the home of the gods in the Dragon Palace."

After Li Lang finished speaking, he looked at Kua Yuezi and motioned for him to come.

Hearing this, Kua Yuezi had a strange expression and a smile on his face.

"What a poem! What a poem!"

"In that case... then this poem should be mine!" As soon as he finished speaking, Li Lang felt his eyes blur.

The mist seemed to have dissipated, but the surrounding audience was still looking forward to Li Lang.

I didn't hear the poem Li Lang just wrote at all.

Before Li Lang could speak, Kua Yuezi said: "If you think about it carefully, in this competition, the one who comes first does not have the advantage, so let's change it. You are the junior, you come later."

"Let me, a senior, start by offering some ideas."

After saying that, Kua Yuezi directly recited the poem that Li Lang had just read.

After he finished reading, many people present looked surprised.

Although Kua Yuezi is often arty, many people still know his level.

Although this poem cannot be said to be very amazing, it is still a work of a high standard. Compared with Kuo Yuezi's previous works, it is really much higher.

"Plagiarism?"

"Or is it blatant copying?" Li Lang's anger suddenly rose.

Although he is also a copycat, how can this be the same?
He didn’t copy it in person!

There is still a difference!

(End of this chapter)