I am a fairy in the world of mortals

Chapter 202: What’s the use of being able to copy, you have to be able to tell stories
Facing Kuoyuezi's complacent gaze, Li Lang's heart was filled with anger, but his expression became calmer.

After being Yun Xue for a while, Li Lang still absorbed some of Yun Xue's temperament into his body.

He stepped into the hall, stretched out his hand, and water mist turned into figures and scenes. The constant changes around him formed a vague scene of a young man and a girl looking at each other.

Put your hands together and say: "Amitabha!"

Then he said: "I am not as eager as Senior Guo Yuezi, so I will tell you a Buddhist story to add some fun to everyone!"

The path to favoring the Ge family has already been taken by Kua Yuezi.

If he continues to follow, even if the poems and lyrics he selects are more outstanding, it will inevitably appear to be a bit off-putting.

It's better to find another way.

Anyway, this game is about how to win the favor of the women present.

Nothing can satisfy most women more than telling a touching story about adding a dog. Why is it that in many idol dramas, the most popular ones are the male leads? Isn’t it because most of the male leads are handsome and rich, but they still lick them passionately despite knowing that there is no hope?

At the end of the painting, a stone bridge appears over the endless river. The girl passes by holding an umbrella. She does not know that the bridge under her feet has actually been transformed by the young man passing by.

Although the final result has not yet come out, anyone with eyes can see it, and the outcome is clear at a glance.

But the women showed signs of being moved.

Kua Yuezi listened to the music produced by Li Lang's tapping on the air, with a gloomy look in his eyes, but a look of disdain on his face.

This will bring him great convenience.

The eyes he looked at Li Lang were also gleaming and silky.

If you calm down, there may not be a considerable number of people who, considering the power and tyranny of the Heshan Sect, will make choices against their will.

Before Li Lang could speak, Qin Tuo acted as his mouthpiece: "What? Run away after losing? Don't admit it?"

Adding a harsh noise to the originally ethereal music.

It is an appearance, but it may not be a reality.

Kua Yuezi's face turned pale and he walked out of his seat.

They play their respective roles in the world and are all indispensable.

Then he snorted coldly and actively interrupted Li Lang's music.

After telling a story, most of the men present had expressionless faces.

So there is a saying that the male lead is for the female lead, and the second male lead is for the audience.

The sense of realm is greatly reduced.

At this time, most of the women must still be immersed in the story and unable to extricate themselves.

"Ananda said: I would like to transform into a stone bridge and be exposed to the wind for five hundred years, the sun for five hundred years, and the rain for five hundred years, just for her to pass by on the bridge."

"Let's go!" he said and was about to leave.

Li Lang cupped his hands and made an acknowledging gesture toward Yue Zi.

The pattern transformed by water vapor begins to change. Although the facial features cannot be seen clearly, the rhythm can be felt in the painting. The young man and the girl are approaching each other, but they just pass by each other.

This is a classic transference effect.

Li Lang was not affected by Kua Yuezi's cold snort at all, but said in a rich yet magnetic voice: "Before becoming a monk, Ananda, a disciple of the Buddha, met a young girl on the road, and he fell in love with her from then on."

Now, he supports the notorious Heshan Sect, and he wants to be ruthless, vicious, and domineering. Only in this way will others be afraid of him, and will not dare to easily provoke him or his sect.

Some people are honest and chivalrous, and naturally there are also people who are arrogant and domineering.

After the magical power was activated, notes full of ethereal feeling began to appear in people's ears.

Kua Yuezi, on the other hand, sat back in his seat with satisfaction and looked at Li Lang, who was performing a show in the center of the hall, from a slightly overlooking perspective.

Many people who were listening attentively had expressions of displeasure, but they didn't say anything.

Li Lang just told the story of Ananda, who happened to be a monk as well.

When the young man turned back, the girl just walked further and further away, seemingly indifferent to the young man passing her by.

This is how he became. The cautiousness he had when he was young has long since disappeared.

Li Lang's fingertips twitched gently in the air.

When making choices, they tend to be emotional rather than rational.

Kua Yuezi may not have been such a domineering and sinister person at first, but he has been playing this role for a long time.

Flowers began to line up and be delivered to Li Lang.

Compared with the flowers that had quickly piled up into a mountain high in front of Li Lang, there were only a few flowers in front of Kuo Yuezi... and they were sent by some elderly female cultivators who had not maintained their youthful appearance. The difference was very big. It's obvious.

He is also a monk with an excellent image and a great reputation.

"Okay! I've finished telling the story, everyone can start choosing." Li Lang completely grasped the rhythm.

"Buddha asked Ananda: How much do you like this woman?" The picture changed again, and the young man knelt in front of the Buddha, seeming to be pleading.

Didn’t this sense of immersion come all of a sudden?

The originally noisy sounds became quiet at this moment.

"Are all monks from Luzhou so worthless?"

These words fired the map cannon.

But... it drives beautifully!
Li Lang nodded secretly in his heart.

Although Qin Tuo may have aroused the hostility of the monks in Luzhou, he, Li Lang, will definitely reap the 'reward' promised by Kuo Yuezi. At this time, as long as Li Lang doesn't want Kuo Yuezi to commit suicide, he will probably agree.

After all, the tone has been brought up.

If he refuses to admit his fault, he will lose the face of the entire Luzhou monks.

Sure enough, Kua Yuezi stopped and turned to look at Li Lang. The viciousness and murderous intent in his eyes were not concealed at all.

"what do you want?"

"Wealth? Status? Beauty? Or magical skills? I can satisfy you!" Kuo Yuezi is not really stupid. At this time, he would rather bleed heavily than let Li Lang make some extremely embarrassing demands for him.

After all, giving money, benefits, and beauties made him feel distressed, but what if Li Lang wanted him to go alone into the Heihan tribe? What if he were to assassinate the Imperial Master or Master Yun Chu?
Isn't this a suicide?

Li Lang smiled slightly, and then said: "My requirements are not high. I only hope that the donor will swear with the Taoist heart and never use any unsincere means to force or intimidate any woman in the future."

As soon as this request was made, Yuezi immediately looked like a clown in comparison.

The women who supported Li Lang also showed expressions of satisfaction. Their eyes when looking at Li Lang were more gentle and kind. Several beautiful and moist women even clamped their legs under their skirts.

Dao Xin swore that this was a restraint method only for high-end monks.

If you talk to a low-level monk who is new to spiritual practice and has not even touched supernatural powers, it would be nonsense if you talk to him about Taoism.

He doesn’t even have the Dao, so what kind of Dao intention do he have?
Then the oath is not made casually?

This is just like ordinary people who can discuss current affairs at will, or even curse the Queen a few times in the countryside.

Basically no one cares or cares about them.

But if it was a Beijing official who did this, then he would be assuming that the envoy no longer existed.

Get ready to go to jail!

As far as cultivation is concerned, only monks who have begun to condense the divine map, or have already condensed the divine map, or even reached a higher level, can see the Tao and have the Tao mind.

Swearing with the Taoist heart becomes solemn and should not be used lightly.

Li Lang's seemingly 'selfless' request was actually ruining Kua Yuezi's practice.

Kua Yuezi practices the harmony of yin and yang, and his style is determined early. He never considers the other party's opinions and ideas when necessary.

If you can use power and money to coerce and induce, then use coercion and inducement. If you encounter a strong person, you will directly rape him, and then slowly reform him. If the reform is not successful, you will stick to it and then kill him. In short, his female companion will be exposed to the outside world. , all seem to be voluntary. This is also the reason why Heshan Sect has not been directly labeled as a demon heretic.

Because for some things, they still do it secretly, without being too blatant.

Of course, it's certainly not decent.

After all, let's face it, the Ge family is not a good bird. How can the green forest bandits in Luzhou be a good person?
The Ge family and the Heshan sect, mixed together, can only be said to be a nest of snakes and rats.

With the virtue that Kua Yuezi has developed, coupled with his reputation, do you want him to impress the woman with his sincerity and then practice together?

This is too embarrassing for Kuaoyuezi.

Li Lang's move was completely to force the old man to close the mountain and go home to eat himself.

After hearing Li Lang's request, Kua Yuezi's expression changed several times, and she opened her mouth several times, but she never said anything.

His face felt even more anxious, and he just wished that there wasn't a crack for him to get through.

"No way! No way! You can't even do such a simple request?"

"Or do you mean that you have no other means other than kidnapping?" Qin Tuo continued to taunt with all his firepower.

He was so angry that he took the opportunity to vent his anger.

Not afraid to take things further.

Kua Yuezi's face was red from suppressing it, and bloodshot eyes were faintly oozing out from the corners of her mouth.

If the circumstances were different, he would have really made a strong and complete move.

But this is the Ge family, and this is the banquet hall where the old man of the Ge family celebrates his birthday. It doesn't matter if he uses a few tricks to punish the family.

The quarrel was really too fierce, and the Ge family would really be on the same page from now on.

He...the Heshan Sect couldn't stand it.

"Hahaha!"

"It's just a little joke between seniors and juniors, why take it seriously." came a voice.

Qin Tuo was about to continue outputting, but he felt the air was stuffy, and the words he spoke were blocked again, as if he had been slapped in the face.

Qin Tuo's cheeks were burning with pain, and Qin Tuo was so angry that the spear flew into his palm.

Li Lang did not restrain himself. The dagger floated in his hand, but there was a knife hidden deep in his sleeve.

When he was doing Yun Xue, the sword was the main attack and the sword was the hidden weapon.

Returning to oneself, becoming Li Lang, the sword that has been exposed for a long time is the exposed weapon.

The knife was hidden and kept as a weapon.

In a flash, Li Lang had arrived in front of Kua Yuezi, and before he could react, he shot a sword into the three inches and two ounces of flesh below his navel.

Whoosh!
The sharp sword light flickered, and Guo Yuezi instinctively pulled away, although he barely managed to avoid this extremely fast sword.

But the pants were torn, exposing two hairy thighs, which were messy in the cold smoke and cold wind.

"What a courage!"

"court death!"

Two voices sounded simultaneously.

At the same time, there was the sound of palms touching each other.

Kuoyuezi flew out with a crash and fell directly into the pool.

And a figure flew down on the main seat.

But it was a man with a blue beard and blue hair who looked to be no more than fifty or sixty years old.

The silver-patterned brocade robe he was wearing and the patterned accessories on his clothes were not in line with current trends, but looked like styles and products from hundreds of years ago.

When the man with the golden sword sat on the main seat, all the guests present also stood up.

The old man of the Ge family...appeared!

With a leopard-like head and beard and hair like steel wire, this old man of the Ge family really has the face of a good gangster.

Just by looking at his face, you can tell that he is definitely not a kind person.

It perfectly satisfies people's stereotype of bad guys.

It was this old man Ge who had just struck Yuezi from the hip with a palm and knocked it into the pool.

He slapped Kua Yuezi not because he was defending Li Lang, but because Kua Yuezi didn't give him face and wanted to do something nasty at his birthday party.

"Today is my big day and I don't want to see blood!"

"Boy! You are so arrogant!"

"Come here! Take them down and wait for three days of banquet before settling the bill." Mr. Ge waved his hand and said to the heroes of the Ge family.

He didn't care at all about the world-famous 'Xiao Monk Xuelang'.

After living for three hundred years, I have seen many heroes.

No matter how famous you are, it's all bullshit.

Only when you are alive can you have the right to speak. When you are dead, you are just a bargaining chip for others to use and decorate.

Qin Tuo gave Li Lang a look, signaling that he could leave.

A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall.

Even if they wanted to fight out of the current situation, they might not be able to do so.

They could only use the backup plan Shen Xinghai had left on them and teleport away directly.

Li Lang did not refuse Qin Tuo's proposal, but just said before leaving: "Only a hero can drive away tigers and leopards, and there is no hero who is afraid of bears. Lang... follow his promise and do whatever he wants. Although the old man doesn't like it, I I thought this was a feast for heroes, and there was no room for sneakiness."

Mr. Ge burst out laughing when he heard this: "You say you are a hero?"

Li Lang said: "The old lady too?"

Mrs. Ge waved again, and the heroes of the Ge family who were surrounding Li Lang and Qin Tuo retreated to the corner.

"Of course I am!"

"Two hundred years ago, I killed the Six Evil Old Demons, and more than a hundred years ago, I went to sea to kill dragons. I have done everything in my life. Although I dare not say that I have no faults, I am aboveboard." Mr. Ge said.

Li Lang thought to himself at this moment that it was true.

This old guy, who is hundreds of years old and has not been hiding in the secret realm to practice hard to live a long life, but comes out to cause trouble and trouble, is obviously a master who loves to be in the limelight and wants to show off.

"Tell me, are you a hero?" the old man asked.

Li Lang said: "I have fought against generals in front of you, and also killed the false emperor to reach the star platform. If I don't claim to be a hero, who in the world can live there?"

Mr. Ge obviously fell for this trick, and his laughter became even louder: "Okay! What a young hero!"

"Come here! Move the table, put out the wine, and let me have a drink with this young hero, a Buddhist disciple."

"Little monk! I don't have vegetarian wine here!"

Vegetarian wine generally refers to crude wine brewed from some fruits, and is used with vegetarian food. Because it does not harm the grains and does not spoil the grain, it can be used by monks and nuns.

Li Lang said with a smile: "How can one glass be enough? Let's have wine and meat, and we will welcome everyone who comes!"

Mr. Ge's face suddenly darkened: "It turns out that he is a fair-weather monk who doesn't abide by any rules. How dare he call himself a hero?"

Li Lang was not afraid at all, and only said: "The wine and meat passed through the intestines, but they stayed in the heart of the Buddha."

However, the last two sentences, "If the world imitates me, it will be like entering the devil's path" have been temporarily hidden.

(End of this chapter)