Mystery: Two or three things between me and Tianzun God

Chapter 497 Klein: It seems that I can only seduce you! 5.7 in (K)

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On the Black Death, red-haired Elaine had her hands behind her back, with a thick locked iron chain wrapped around her forearms.

He was wearing men's casual clothes, but his jacket and shirt looked a little messy. It was obvious that the escort sent by "Lieutenant General Disease" was not so honest.

".Fortunately, this time we didn't use the ritual magic of the Amon religion, but used resin to mold it into a suitable shape."

A certain faceless man secretly rejoiced in his heart, and at the same time, with the help of the not-too-bright crimson moonlight and the fire on the deck, he took in the surrounding environment.

The pirates stood at their respective posts, holding long swords in their hands and gun bags hanging on their waists. They looked very alert, as if they were guarding against some terrible monster.

"This is different from what I imagined and what Danitz described. Is it because I killed their third mate?"

The leather shoes squeaked on the deck as Hermann joined the hunt tonight.

Skillful hunters often appear in the form of prey. It must be said that, to some extent, the methods of "The Fool" and "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" are quite similar.

Just like...

He disguised himself as a woman in a despicable way and used himself as bait to deceive people.

In just a few minutes, Klein left the huge deck behind. He was now brought to a maid with a distinguished appearance and thick golden hair.

"The captain has been waiting for you for a long time, you'd better give her an explanation!"

There was a trace of scrutiny and unconcealable jealousy in the eyes of the blonde maid. She raised her chin slightly and a sneer appeared at the corner of her mouth.

As her eyes moved slightly, she seemed to have thought of what kind of ending this defector would have.

"Hmph, bitch!"

Seeing Elaine, who looked pitiful, with messy red hair, delicate features, and a slightly neutral temperament, the blonde maid cursed in a low voice, and then ordered impatiently:

"Give her to me, or I'll dig your eyes out!"

"……Yes!"

The voices of several pirates seemed to tremble, and they were obviously afraid of the maid of the "sick girl". Without any delay, they turned around and moved away.

"As for you..."

The maid looked at Klein again and glanced at his men's attire.

"As for you, you should take care of it before you go and apologize to her, you hypocritical bitch!"

Hey, did I provoke you? Why are you so angry?

Although he knew that the person who was scolding him was Elaine herself, and not him, Klein Moretti, he still felt a little uncomfortable when someone pointed at his nose.

"Hmph, an old woman in menopause."

Klein retorted in a soft female voice.

As the saying goes, a long illness makes a good doctor. After being ridiculed by Ron for half a year, Klein's sharp tongue has been trained.

With just one sentence, the blonde maid's psychological defenses were completely pierced.

"you!"

This provocation that directly hit her lungs instantly made the blonde maid's face flush red. She grabbed Klein's arm, opened the door, and threw him into a bedroom.

"Who do you think you are, bitch!?"

"Whether you can survive after today is still a matter of debate. Now I order you to take off your clothes and put on a new dress!"

Madam, you speak very terribly. What do you mean by ordering me to take off my clothes? Is this the only way you can save your pathetic dignity?

Klein complained in his heart, and the corners of his mouth twitched, but he still didn't say these extremely powerful words in his heart.

After all, he is not a chatterbox like Ron.

Glancing across the bedroom, Klein noticed the clothes the blonde maid mentioned.

It was a black women's long dress with a wide, layered hem that looked quite conservative.

Klein did not hide his frown. He breathed a sigh of relief. He secretly glanced at the waiting blonde maid and said coldly:
"Untie my hands and get out."

"Bah, you stinky bitch, you slut!"

When the blonde maid saw Klein's cold expression, she naturally fought back fiercely and kept shouting. However, after cursing a few times, she still obediently untied the chain and went outside to close the door.

Only then did Klein breathe a sigh of relief.

He walked quickly to the bed, picked up the dress with a complicated expression, and then picked up the women's underwear underneath it, with the corners of his mouth twitching wildly.

"What and what is this!?"

"And what's the use of this bitter tea? Do you want me to pull out the rubber band and hit the glass of the Black Death?"

This guy never expected that the first time he would come into contact with this kind of thing was not with his girlfriend, but when he was wearing women's clothes and a skirt.

At this moment, Klein had the urge to turn around and leave.

"Calm down, isn't it just women's clothing? This isn't the first time, it's all to investigate clues of human trafficking..."

"If I can find any clues, I will definitely kill Tracy right away!!!"

He picked up the Great Omen and put it on his chest, while stuffing the resin prop he had made into it. Soon, Klein's disguise had become a size that was not suitable for his level.

Then, Mr. Fool came to the full-length mirror and put on his skirt skillfully. He raised his hand and touched his face. His facial features moved and changed. The neutral feeling on his face disappeared. He completely changed into the appearance of Elaine.

Looking at Elaine in the full-length mirror, Klein compared her carefully until he had removed the last blemish on her face. Only then did he nod with satisfaction.

Ron Sothoth was worthy of his title of "Infinite Wisdom". This god seemed to have anticipated this day and had consciously cultivated Klein's professional qualities in this area a long time ago.

"I absolutely cannot let that little brat know about this, or he'll laugh at me to death..."

“What if He slanders me again at the Tarot Club, saying that The Fool likes to wear women’s clothes? Then I won’t even have anywhere to cry…”

The crazy adventurer muttered in his mind to relieve the tension before the hunt, while at the same time he took careful steps, lifted his skirt, and pushed open the closed door.

"You stinky bitch, put your hands behind your back, you are a criminal now!"

Seeing Elaine push the door open, the blonde maid raised the chain in her hand and locked Klein's hands tightly in front of her.

Then, she pushed the crazy adventurer in revenge and brought him to the door of the captain's room.

"Let her come in alone."

As soon as they arrived at the door, Vice Admiral of Disease in the captain's room noticed their arrival. Her voice was soft and a little psychedelic, which made the blonde maid push the weak, pitiful, and helpless Gehrman Sparrow hard.

When faced with this one-on-one situation with the witch, the crazy adventurer is very familiar with it.

He immediately pushed open the door and walked in, while quickly glancing around with the corner of his eye.

This is a room with very luxurious decoration. The captain's room is covered with carpets, and the walls are covered with various paintings and an exquisite and gorgeous sword. The most eye-catching thing is that there is a large bed in the center of the room.

The bedding on it is in a mess, which makes people think a lot.

"Elaine, how do you think I should punish you?"

At this time, the sick general who was half lying in the rocking chair asked playfully.

Her deep blue eyes suddenly widened, as if covered with a layer of mist, looking particularly alluring.

The same was true of her entire body, with large areas of snow-white skin exposed all over her body. Her face, neck, and collarbone were slightly flushed, and her heavy and full flesh was beating constantly with her panting. Her flat belly and abs were not covered at all, and were exposed to the air. Her round and slender thighs were swaying lazily alternately on the seat.

The mysterious color was looming, and even the short skirt made of white gauze could not hide the whole picture. The degree of eroticism was comparable to that of Mrs. Sharon who wanted to study history with Klein.

"Can't these witches wear proper clothes? Is the Black Death so poor that you have to wear gauze?"

Gehrman Sparrow complained silently in his heart upon seeing this, and immediately collected his mind, meditating on layers of light balls in his mind to resist the temptation from Lieutenant General Disease.

He was already accustomed to the witch's mediocre skills. It's just taking off clothes, who can't do that?
Although he felt helpless about this, Klein still followed his character setting and said in a soft voice with a hint of pain:
"Catching me back is the best punishment."

"Oh? Catching you back is the best punishment?"

"Humph, actually sometimes I think you are quite proactive, but you always appear to be hypocritical..."

Having said that, Tracy looked at Klein's bound hands and raised her eyebrows.

"They trapped your hands. I don't think we've played this kind of game before?"

Ma'am, your speech was terrible...

The sick lieutenant stroked his flat belly, stood up, and walked around Elaine, who was disguised as Klein, again and again. Then he put his face close to Klein's neck and took a deep breath, as if he was confirming something.

"The smell is exactly the same. Your hypocritical look is not something you can act out. It seems to be real." Suddenly, Tracy chuckled, stretched out her fingers and gently slid them across Elaine's face. Finally, she lifted Klein's head from the chin up.

What do you mean by hypocritical? I have always been very serious, okay! ?
Hearing this, Klein silently complained in his heart, but in the next second, he realized that there was something wrong with what Vice Admiral Disease said.

What does it mean to appear to be true?
How could she be sure that Elaine was fake!?
How can this be! ?
In an instant, Klein's heart almost sank, and he seemed to fall into the icy sea.

Because before coming to the Black Death, he did divination above the gray fog, and the divination showed that there was no danger.

Has my divination been disturbed again?
Do you want to start now? I have used the characteristics of the "Trickster" to distort and seal the room. Even if we start a battle, the alert pirates on the deck will not be able to detect it in a short time!

No, although a sudden attack has advantages, it may not be able to defeat this Sequence 5 witch. She hasn't discovered me yet. Maybe I can use Elaine's identity to get some important information from her.
Klein's thoughts raced, and in just a moment he suppressed the shock in his heart and the decision to retreat immediately.

He hesitated for a long time, resisting the urge to act immediately, and finally used the Joker's extraordinary ability to control his facial expressions.

Red-haired Elaine raised her eyebrows slightly, bit her rosy lips with her pearly teeth, and asked softly with a look of great resistance but also a little curiosity:
"It seems to be true?"

Since forceful tactics are inappropriate, the only option left is to sell your body.

You know what, this charming look even gave Klein a fright when he saw himself in the full-length mirror.

The sick general did not notice anything unusual about Elaine, but instead thought that she was deliberately bringing up the topic in order to please him.

"Yes, I have now confirmed that you are the real one."

"Cooperating and resisting at the same time, isn't that what you are like, Elaine?"

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Hearing this, Klein was speechless. His hands hidden under his skirt trembled three times, and he resisted the urge to slap Tracy.

I've already sold my body and you're telling me this?

Do you want me to tear off my clothes and expose my thighs?

Although the first attempt was a complete failure, Klein was not discouraged. His thoughts raced, and he soon found another way.

The red-haired Elaine shrugged her shoulders slightly, took a deep breath, and a sad smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. She shouted loudly with despair:

"Then why didn't you let me keep resisting? Why did you capture me back?"

Hot tears flowed from the corners of Elaine's eyes. She gasped for breath, struggled to free herself from Tracy's fingers that were supporting her chin, and pulled her dress off in despair.

"If you want, then come. You arranged so many people on the ship, isn't it to prevent me from escaping again?"

Sizzle, sizzle.
The hoarse voice, accompanied by the sound of shredding cloth, echoed in the beautifully decorated captain's cabin.

Although her hands were tied, Elaine still stubbornly tore off her dress, leaving purple marks on her fair arms.

However, after tearing for a long time, he didn't see any results. Apart from a few cuts on the hem and chest, nothing inside was exposed.

Seeing this scene, Tracy's eyes widened slightly, and her heart softened. She had never seen Elaine like this before, especially when she saw the purple marks on her arm, she felt an indescribable loneliness in her heart.

In order to leave me, you would rather hurt yourself like this?
"No, Elaine, it's not to guard against you!"

Tracy said in a hurried tone, and at the same time she picked up a brass key, grabbed Elaine's arm, opened the chain herself and threw it to the ground.

"Elaine, let me explain."

"I won't listen! You've always just tricked me into having sex with you!"

Klein was overjoyed when he saw this, and his acting skills soared.

He had seen many similar scenes when he was a keyboard warrior in his previous life. Now he couldn’t control a little witch?
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Tracy was speechless, and the expression on her face quickly turned into anger. She immediately stretched out her hand, wanting to use special methods to discipline the disobedient Elaine as she had done in the past.

However, when she saw that there was no more timidity in Elaine's eyes this time, but only the emptiness and despair of having let go of everything, Tracy felt as if her heart was stabbed by a knife.

She sighed, pulled the red-haired Elaine to sit on the bed, and explained softly:
"Elaine, listen to me, it's not what you think."

"Those guards on the deck are definitely not guarding against you!"

Hearing this, Klein's expression softened slightly, but he still asked in a cold tone:

"Who are you guarding against?"

This time the sick general was not prepared at all and said in a deep voice:
"A month ago, I received news that someone would sneak onto the ship to assassinate me. Elaine, you know, I'm definitely not afraid of this with my strength, but the mission I received was to catch him, so."

Tracy stopped talking here. Her blue eyes moved slightly, and when she saw that the red-haired lady's expression had improved a lot, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Although I don’t know why I, who had always been strong, became so passive, fortunately everything is back to normal.
Compared to Lieutenant General of Disease's relaxation, Klein's situation was not so good at the moment.

"I received news that someone was assassinated. If there is no one else, then you are talking about me, right? "

And it was a month ago! ?

What kind of news is this? Where did you get this news?

A feeling of fear of facing the unknown suddenly surged into his heart, causing Klein's body to unconsciously stiffen in place.

Is my recent fate being controlled? Is someone influencing my subconscious?
He had planned to assassinate Lieutenant General Disease only in the past two days, but someone had actually notified him to be prepared a month in advance. This method of foresight made Klein feel a chill in his bones.

A witch cult!?

My undercover work in the witch sect was exposed, so the original witch came to my door! ?
Klein's heart trembled, but he quickly overturned this speculation.

Without mentioning whether the witch sect member he killed with his own hands was worthy of the attention of the "Original Witch", let's talk about why the divination above the gray fog would present a result that was completely opposite to reality.

There was absolutely no problem with the divination on the gray fog, but in reality the problem was simply too big!!!

"And the gray fog can obviously block the influence of the true gods. Although the divination of things with too high a status will fail, it will not lead to being misled."

"Who on earth could predict my specific actions a month later? And set a trap for me like it was a script?"

"If it weren't for women's clothing today, and if I wasn't very proficient in this area, then I..."

In fact, after reasoning about the problem to this point, Klein already had the answer in his mind. Although he had the values ​​of a modern person and did not have much reverence for gods and the like, there were exceptions to everything.

Among all the known gods, there is only one who can make Zhou Mingrui feel fear in his bones.

"Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun!!!"

At this moment, Klein was like a black cat with its fur standing on end, wanting to jump up and yell at Ron to save him.

It’s not Klein’s fault that he’s timid. It’s just that the last time the old Tianzun left him with a deep psychological trauma, so he sees everyone as Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun.

Since there is a faceless man in the fortune-teller's way, does it mean that "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" also has this ability, maybe even more powerful and more weird?
"Elaine, why are you silent? Did I make you angry?"

Suddenly, Klein felt his right arm become soft, and a warm breath came to his ears.

In an instant, a subtle fragrance that only a woman could smell quickly entered Klein's nose, causing Mr. Fool's sexual desire to surge, and he almost couldn't hold back.

At this moment, the sick general's cheeks were flushed and a trace of greed flashed in her eyes. She was already lying on Klein, rubbing her fair body against him.

She stretched out her slender white fingers, took out a small triangular object from under her body, and threw it at Klein's head.

"Great Mr. Fool, has anyone ever told you that you were a green tea just now?"

A skilled hunter often appears as his prey. Compared to being mean and shameless, Mr. Fool is somewhat restrained.

Western Continent.

The endlessly surging dark tide surged up violently, instantly corroding the secret puppets that were trying to fish out something on both sides of the loess.

"Really? He can't rest in peace even after death, and he's still involved with that guy."

With a pretentious sigh, "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" didn't care at all that it was he who killed "Eternal Darkness" in the first place, which was why the "River of Eternal Darkness" treated him as an enemy when seeing him.

Although the "River of Eternal Darkness" resisted and refused to allow anything to be touched, Old Tianzun naturally had a way to fish out what he needed from it.

He raised his hand and grabbed, forcibly borrowing strength from his past self. With the false power, he instantly scooped up a wisp of bright red breath from the black river water.

This aura was terrifying and violent, constantly emitting violent will and pollution, as if it wanted to invade the body of the person in front of it and completely revive itself.

"This is not okay."

"Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" imitated Ron's posture, raised his hand and slapped the "Blood Emperor" in the face, instantly beating him down to the ground without any temper.

Seeing that this spiritual will had finally calmed down, the "Lord of Mysteries" waved his hand and took out a mirror stained with strange rust and the smell of disaster.

After a few seconds, the mirror rippled a little like the surface of water. Seeing this, "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" immediately grinned and said with a sly smile:

"Madam Witch, you don't want your lover to never be resurrected, right?"

(End of this chapter)