Mystery: Two or three things between me and Tianzun God
第498章 第502 嗯?天尊爸爸的大不大?65K(2合1)
Chapter 498 Chapter 6.5 Hmm? Is Tianzun Daddy's big? K (two in one)
"grass……"
"Luo... Ugh!!!"
Klein realized that something was wrong and was so scared that he didn't bother to continue disguising himself. He started in C gear and called out Ron's real name.
However, as soon as he shouted, it was suddenly blocked by something soft and he could not make any sound.
"Jie Jie Jie..."
Tracy laughed strangely, and with a push of her waist and back, she easily pushed Klein Moretti down on the bed.
The pirate general was in a very strange state at this moment. Although there was an indescribable mean expression on her face, her blue eyes were still watery and misty, which looked inconsistent.
It's like schizophrenia, one has his own normal personality, and the other is occupied by other strange things.
"Finally I caught you, you're so hateful!"
Tracy looked at Klein with gritted teeth and slapped him with all her might.
clap, clap, clap...
Suddenly, a suspicious sound was heard in the beautifully decorated captain's cabin.
???
After these slaps, Mr. Fool's cheeks turned red, his saliva flew everywhere, and he stood there in a daze, unable to react for a while.
Klein had thought about what it would be like to encounter "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" again, and even thought about what kind of battle it would be.
But he never expected that he would be defeated so completely and be pinned down and slapped in the face by the opponent.
"Fuck, I have to find a way to save myself, otherwise it's all over..."
Thoughts raced through his mind. Klein, who had red hair, a delicate face, and a panicked expression, rubbed his middle finger and thumb vigorously and snapped his fingers crisply.
pat!
In the next second, a burst of orange-red flames suddenly rose from the inside of his black skirt, completely covering Klein's body in an instant.
Magician - Fire Jump!
"How dare you!!!"
Are you being a little too disrespectful to me?
When Tracy saw this, a cross appeared on her smooth forehead. She twitched the corners of her mouth and deftly grasped Klein Morey's right fingers with her palms down and twisted them hard.
“Hiss… fuck!!!”
Severe pain attacked from his fingertips. Klein's facial muscles twitched wildly. He howled miserably as if he had lost his composure. His face turned from red to blue and then to pale.
Do you guys, the authority of the true gods, just snap your fingers?!
"Ron, help!!!"
At the last moment, he forcibly suppressed the pain from his fingertips and squeezed out a cry for help from his throat with a desire to survive.
However, Tracy, who gave him a strange feeling, as if she was a different person, didn't care at all. She just tore off the last piece of gauze around her body and exposed her graceful body to the candlelight.
"Oh, stop screaming. No one will come to save you even if you scream your throat out."
"Hehehe...just obey me. When I transfer the pollution into your body, you will see how mysterious the realm of the gods is."
"Besides, I also helped you solve your lifelong event. Where can you find such a good thing?"
"Tracy" chuckled twice, with a lingering sweetness in her laughter.
The two pairs of heavy and full breasts swayed slightly with her laughter. She spread her legs and sat on Klein's waist without reservation, frantically tearing off the black dress he was wearing.
"Fuck, what are you doing!!!"
Klein was shocked and stunned. He still didn't understand what was going on.
He instinctively stretched out his hand to stop her, but under the oppression of "Tracy" he could only retreat step by step and was unable to organize an effective resistance.
At this moment, Mr. Fool was like a young wife who was raped and humiliated by someone, and his tears of grievance and fear were about to flow out.
Wait, how did things turn out like this!?
Also, where did He come from, what was He going to do, why did He take off my clothes! ?
Klein twisted his body wildly while forcing himself to maintain a semi-meditative state. At this point, he had gotten over his initial panic and immediately thought of a question.
If "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" really found him in some way, why didn't he just kill him and seize Source Castle?
Judging from the character displayed by this "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" last time, he is definitely not a kind-hearted person!
This is very wrong! ! !
"You are not Him!"
Klein realized something and suddenly shouted tentatively.
At the same time, he found the right opportunity to stretch out his fingers, and at the cost of his dress being torn, he instantly put his fingers into Tracy's delicate nostrils.
This move was fast, accurate and ruthless.
The crazy adventurer exerted force with his arms, and with a scream that only women can give, he threw the seductive body on him to the ground.
After seeing this scene, Klein Moretti became more convinced of his guess.
Since "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" can become Ron's opponent, it means that the strength of both sides will not be too far apart.
Such a terrifying existence, even if it is a clone or a secret doll, cannot be dealt with so easily by oneself.
Normally, I should be the one who is easily dealt with...
Klein muttered inwardly, trying to find a way to make the best of a bad situation. This relieved the enormous pressure that was making him feel breathless.
Then, he pulled the shredded dress, supported the Great Omen that had lost its function due to the resin falling off, and shouted:
"Who are you!?"
"Oh, who am I? How hateful! If it weren't for the secret doll clone that would be discovered, why would you still be barking at me here?"
"Don't you know I am..."
boom--
Before Tracy finished speaking, Gehrman Sparrow suddenly opened his mouth and simulated the sound of a gunshot.
Magician - Air Bullet!
Air bullets are invisible and intangible, and despicable sneak attacks happen in a flash.
However, before Klein could fire the second shot, he covered his chest in astonishment, staggered back two steps, and finally sat down on the ground dejectedly.
"Hiss...ah..."
Waves of hysterical muttering surrounded his ears, and the thoughts in his mind instantly boiled over, causing Klein to gasp in pain.
His face was distorted as if he was enduring great pain. Ugly translucent granulations appeared on his body. His fingers kept digging into the floor, and he was unaware even though his hands were covered in blood.
But in just a few seconds, he, who was in good condition and mentally stable, was about to lose control!
When it comes to despicable sneak attacks, it is clear that "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" is more capable.
"No"
'What's going on? Am I contaminated? No, I didn't realize it before, and it didn't show the appearance of a mythical creature!'
'According to what He just said, He is not as strong as I thought. Oh, I know what the weird feeling of Tracy is!'
"That's the mind-stitching monster mentioned in Russell's diary. In order to deal with me, he actually stitched his own mind with Tracy's! ?"
'No, for a being of his level, it would probably be more appropriate to transfer his own pollution!'
"you……"
Klein Moretti's eyes were bloodshot, he clenched his teeth and veins popped out on his forehead. Although he didn't know how the other party bypassed Ron's blockade, this critical moment was obviously not the time to think about these things.
Since the little brat is unreliable, you can only rely on yourself!
Even rabbits bite when they are cornered. Although Klein has always kept a respectful distance from "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun", he can no longer care about much at this moment.
Even if they don't want to face it, this damn fate will still make them meet each other, it's just a matter of sooner or later!
Klein sniffed the strange smell around him and his face changed. He finally realized that something was wrong.
He raised his hand with great effort, took off the white lace panties that were originally covered on his head, and threw them away with great effort.
Damn, there is drugs hidden in the vagina!!!
As the suspiciously contaminated underpants left, the crazy adventurer's mumblings in his mind suddenly lessened a lot. He didn't bother to curse "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" in his heart for his meanness and shamelessness. He staggered to his feet, and the wriggling hunger on his left palm suddenly turned into a golden color that gave people a deep sense of majesty.
Interrogator—Mind Piercing!
To deal with a mentally stitched monster, naturally only extraordinary abilities targeting the mind will be effective.
Unfortunately, Klein happens to have two different abilities.
Two white lightning flashed in the crazy adventurer's dark eyes, and his whole body was filled with dazzling majesty.
"Tracy", who had already climbed up from the ground, groaned, and her whole body suddenly stopped in place and kept shaking, with blood gushing out from the corners of her eyes, nose and ears.
efficient!
However, before Klein could feel joy in his heart, he saw the hazy blue eyes of the sick general "Tracy" suddenly change, filled with countless cunning and changes.
"Oh, how stupid! Even if the judge really comes, he can't do anything to me!"
Blood was gushing out of the corners of Old Tianzun's eyes, nose, and ears, but she was still being stubborn. She used her toes to pounce on Klein Moretti who was running towards the door.
"Where do you want to run!?"
The white body slid out a graceful arc in the air, and the charm of the "sick girl" was fully displayed at this moment.
Unfortunately, facing this extremely erotic scene, Klein Moretti didn't even turn his head.
Some people say that dying under the peony flowers makes one a romantic ghost, just like Russell and his ilk. But who is Klein? He only loves money and life. Women will only affect his speed of advancement!
Damn it! ! !
"Why are you running? Are you incapable?"
“Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun” obviously did not expect that Klein would not be tempted by the witch. In his view, those who inherit Sefirah Castle must be bad people.
Although he looks bright and beautiful on the outside, his heart is definitely not as upright as he appears.
However, the resurrection vehicles released by the first two Source Castles were quite normal, so why did the third one release such an unfortunate thing?
Seeing that Klein Moretti's palm was about to touch the door handle, the old lady was too lazy to pretend at this time. The two lumps of soft flesh in front of her squirmed for a while, and finally transformed into dozens or even hundreds of fine tentacles.
The tentacles secreted a large amount of sticky liquid, which seemed to be composed of translucent fine granulations. The old celestial master held his head high and puffed out his chest. Hundreds of tentacles shot out like bullets, instantly wrapping around Klein Moretti's hands, feet, and neck.
Come on you!
Although it was only a mental pollution that invaded the witch's body, it was still enough to make Mr. Fool crawl on the ground in fear.
Frankly speaking, for the old Tianzun, there is no more efficient way to pollute Klein and occupy his body than through "intimate" communication.
Since you don't want to come in, then I will go in. Anyway, it's just transferring pollution, and there's no need to give birth to a baby. It doesn't matter whether the sockets match or not, as long as they can be used.
As for why they didn't spread the pollution and invade Klein Moretti's mind out of thin air, it was because blocking Klein this time was essentially deceiving fate, or in more abstract terms, deceiving the secrets of heaven.
Although He and Klein were now experiencing a touching separation of life and death, in the eyes of outsiders, everything that happened in the captain's room was still the scene of Gehrman Sparrow assassinating Vice Admiral Disease.
It is not easy to deceive the all-seeing God, and if one wants Klein Moretti's fate to become one with his own, he must wait for him to come to the door himself.
If the pollution spreads, it will not only be a matter of the fate of two people, but a change in the environment that should not have happened. Trying to conceal it is not only time-consuming and laborious, but more importantly, inefficient.
"Oh my god!!!"
Klein, whose limbs were entangled by tentacles, screamed loudly. It was not because he was embarrassed, but because he was facing the "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun". Even if the Old Ones outside the barrier came, they would be scared and run away.
This is so exciting!
I saw a witch with a perfect figure and impeccable looks, but with slippery tentacles all over her chest. She was not only pulling his pants, but also shouting while pulling:
"Don't worry, you won't get pregnant. Just one time, just one time!"
At this moment, the tall, mighty, and mysterious image of "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" in Klein Moretti's mind completely collapsed.
"Gun, gun, gun!!!"
He stretched out his right foot and kicked "Tracy" who was pulling down his pants madly, causing her delicate face to have crooked eyes and mouth, and to be cracked with fine cracks.
In the crack, fat, translucent maggots were crawling in and out, soon covering most of his face and climbing up Klein's thighs and inside his skirt.
Seeing this scene, Klein Moretti's heart sank.
Now he couldn't use the strength of Sequence 6 of the "Fortune Teller" path at all. He was completely suppressed, just like drinking the magic potion in vain. Although the wriggling hunger had some effect, it was probably too late for him to launch continuous attacks to cause damage.
Weird, spooky, scary.
This was Klein's first impression of "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun", and his second impression was...
Shameless, despicable, and shameless.
Suppressing the horror in his heart, the wriggling surface of his hungry body was suddenly covered with a layer of brilliant golden color. Klein was unable to stand up at this time, but he still put on an attitude of praising the sun.
Priest of Light - Holy Light.
A beam of light fell from nowhere and instantly covered Klein's entire body. A crackling sound rang in his ears. The fat, translucent maggots began to emit billowing white smoke under the power of purification. Even the tentacles that were wrapped around him were shaking violently under the burning sunlight.
"Sure enough, any pollution cannot escape the purification of the sun. If I had known this, I would have taken out 0-21!!!"
Seeing that it really worked, Klein immediately controlled the wriggling hunger to fire another shot.
"Damn it, bastard, even if he's dead he's still so troublesome!!!"
The burning from the sun completely infuriated the old Celestial Lord. He really didn't expect that the insect entangled by the tentacles would be so provocative.
Immediately, he no longer held back the slender tentacles and exerted force again. Although they were shaking violently due to the burning sunlight, for "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun", that was all.
After a series of fierce operations, the damage is only 0.5. It is in vain because there is no divinity.
"Oh, use more strength, haven't you eaten yet?"
In his spare time, he actually had time to utter a mocking sound, which made Klein dumbfounded.
What kind of monsters are these? Why won’t they die?
At this moment, Klein was completely at a loss. How could a Sequence Six like him escape from the trap carefully laid by Fu Sheng Xuan Huang Tian Zun?
But at this moment, just as Klein's mind was running a marquee and he had already thought of his last words, the world in front of him suddenly shook, as if a convex lens was passing by his eyes quickly, and then, everything in the captain's room stopped in place, unable to move at all.
The flame of the burning candle stopped trembling, and the worms that had crawled all over his body stopped climbing. The "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" who had been so arrogant before also stopped where he was.
"Hey, why am I okay?"
"This is Ron's ability. I've seen this shit before. Do you know how I got through the past few minutes?!"
Klein's heart slowly calmed down, and the joy of surviving the disaster suddenly surged into his heart. He quickly looked around to find the figure of the blond boy.
But after turning around, he still couldn't find his good brother who was both his teacher and friend.
When you are useful, you are called a good brother; when you are useless, you are called a little brat. Even Mr. Fool cannot stop the law of true fragrance.
Although he didn't find Ron, Klein didn't waste time. With hope, he suddenly felt endless strength all over his body. He just shook his body vigorously and instantly broke free from the tentacles.
The tentacles that were originally tightly wrapped around me suddenly became loose and drooped on the carpet.
Without thinking any more, he quickly shook off the bugs crawling on his body, leaving no one behind. At the same time, he used his wriggling hunger to cast the Holy Light, purifying it five or six times. After confirming that his inside and outside of his body had not been invaded by this strange pollution, Klein breathed a sigh of relief.
"Fortunately, fortunately"
Klein, who survived the disaster, gasped for breath, and at the same time, he couldn't help feeling grateful.
Although he is still in a daze, he has already understood part of the situation. If it weren't for the fact that "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" was not trying to secretly pollute himself, there would probably be no need to go through so much trouble.
At this moment, a malicious gaze swept over him, and Klein's whole body trembled, and a chill suddenly emerged in his tailbone.
He looked in disbelief at the sick lieutenant general who had mutated into something strange, and who made himself dizzy just by looking at him. He didn't expect that even when time stopped, the pollution from "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" was still conscious.
At this moment, He was staring at him!
Klein didn't hesitate, he turned around and ran.
In order to run more conveniently, his body shape and appearance changed to look like Gehrman Sparrow. Although the Faceless Man potion did not increase Klein's strength, according to biology, people with more muscles will definitely run faster at the same weight.
He kicked open the door of the captain's room, leaped to the side of the ship in two steps, and jumped down without stopping.
Klein originally wanted to dive into the sea and look for a big fish that he could control with the Scepter of Poseidon, so that it could take him to move quickly on the seabed. However, when he saw that the outside world was also a black and white world, he immediately gave up the idea.
His feet landed on the water, and the crazy adventurer rolled over to relieve the impact. Without causing a ripple, he immediately ran towards the coastline without stopping.
In the still time, the sea provided him with solid support.
"I hope I can run in time, before I fall into the sea or get caught up by that perverted guy."
I breathed a sigh of relief and finally had the energy to complain in my mind to relieve the tension.
At this moment, he suddenly heard an illusory sound of shattering. This sound was like a recollection from a dream, causing Klein to unconsciously turn his head and look at the Black Death, which was a few hundred meters away from him.
The Black Death was still the same Black Death, without any changes. However, at this moment, Klein smiled slightly, breathed a sigh of relief, and said to himself:
"Lieutenant General Disease is really amazing. Even though I removed her magical item immediately, she was able to delay me for so long. Fortunately, I was one step ahead and killed her with my rich preparations."
"Of course, this is probably due to the sudden pause in time, but I can actually move freely here. Is it because of the sequence path Ron gave me?"
“I really didn’t expect that Bayam’s Governor’s Office would secretly connect with Lieutenant General Disease. No, it shouldn’t be the entire Governor’s Office, but only some important generals appointed by the royal family.”
"Tsk, that's difficult."
As Klein ran, he recalled everything that had just happened on the Black Death, and reviewed the entire battle process in his mind, finding many of his own weaknesses that could be called weaknesses.
Fate changed silently, the disordered and deformed fate nodes disappeared, and everything got back on track without any mistakes.
"What a lucky guy!"
In the unknown, the great existence that hovers over fate uttered a helpless sigh.
The waves surged, and Klein relied on his last bit of strength to swim from the sea to the beach. When he ran three-quarters of the way, the black and white world finally disappeared like a prank, making the already embarrassed Gehrman Sparrow even more embarrassed.
"I was wearing a skirt, and my upper body was torn into strips. That's not the worst. The worst is that the 'rubber' was gone, and my underwear was hanging on my chest. Luckily, there was no one on this beach, otherwise the crazy adventurer Gehrman Sparrow would be a pervert and would be on the headlines of the islands newspapers tomorrow!"
Klein curled his lips and sighed helplessly. Just as he was about to look around to see if there were any suitable replacement clothes, he heard a familiar cry not far away.
"Mr. Shigelman Sparrow, what happened to you? Do you need my help?"
Audrey Hall waved hesitantly. As a "spectator", she knew very well that greeting in this situation would make the other party quite embarrassed.
but.
"Mr. World's situation looks bad. I don't know why he put on a skirt, and it seems like he has been violently persecuted. But we are all members of the Tarot Club, so we will help him if we can."
'Just for Mr. Fool.'
Noticing the noble lady's gaze, Klein turned his head stiffly and gave an awkward yet polite smile.
I am Gehrman Sparrow, I am a crazy adventurer, I am the Fool, I cannot reveal my true identity, absolutely cannot reveal my true identity
He shamelessly tore off the ominous sign hanging on his chest and threw it into the sea. Then he asked dryly:
"Who are you? I don't know you. I killed Lieutenant General Tracy of Disease!"
"No one asked you whether you did it or not, Mr. World, what are you feeling guilty about? Wait, who did he say he killed?"
"Was it done by someone dressed as a woman?"
The noble lady once again glanced at Klein's entire body and immediately realized something and asked excitedly.
"."
"It's not about dressing up as a woman, it's about lurking and disguising!"
Gehrman Sparrow defended himself for the last bit of his reputation.
(End of this chapter)
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