Evolutionary routine starting from babies

Chapter 17 Chatting with Master Orange, Sanda and Wrestling

Chapter 17 Chatting with Master Orange, Sanda and Wrestling

Master Ju was too lazy to speak. Song Qi had his own way. He knew this big orange too well.

He found a cat strip, took it to the cat's nest, and tore the seal open with a squeaking sound.

The cat strips are mixed with catnip, and the smell will make the cat smell it more and more. The mixed ingredients of minced meat and fruit pieces also have an excellent taste.

When Master Orange heard the sound of tearing off the packaging, he couldn't sit still. He shook his beard, struggled, and even sighed.

Damn it, this kind of food only available to two-legged animals always makes cats corrupt.

It decided to forgive the little Twoleg for its rude behavior just now.

Then he climbed out of the cat nest neatly and rubbed Song Qi's leg with his head.

"Meow."

Song Qi showed a victorious smile and immediately imitated "meow" several times to gain experience in [Cat Language].

Squeeze out some cat strips, let Master Orange lick them clean, and then motion for him to say a few more words...

After some interaction, Master Orange finally discovered the pattern——

As long as he barks, the little twoleg will be excited and talk nonsense, and then obediently offer the food.

Under the temptation of the cat strip, it became very cooperative and meowed non-stop.

"Baby, what do you want to eat for lunch today?"

After Ye Shan finished her online class, she walked to the bedroom door and saw this scene——

His child was sitting in front of the cat's nest. Master Orange meowed, and he meowed too.

It’s like I’m learning how cats talk.

Ye Shan couldn't help laughing, quietly took out her phone and took a photo.

Under the sun, in the bedroom, a chubby orange cat and a baby about the same size as the orange cat meowed one after another.

Everything seemed extraordinarily beautiful.

Ye Shan did not disturb Song Qi and wanted to let him play for a while.

Since the child learned to speak, his thinking ability has improved rapidly, and his words and deeds have become more and more like a teenager, which makes mothers always feel unreal.

Only at this moment, when Song Qi was playing with Master Ju, he looked like a child less than one year old...

After interacting for half an hour, Song Qi looked at the panel again, and gained 2 experience points for the skill [Cat Whispering].

It's a pity that Master Orange only said a few words over and over again, which was very perfunctory, and the two sides still couldn't communicate effectively.

"It would be great if we could use our thoughts to transmit information. We don't need to learn any language, so we can communicate directly with animals."

Song Qi was thinking about the direction of evolution, the "primary mind body". When the evolution is successful, will it have similar abilities?

In the following days, after training, he had an entertainment activity - chatting with cats.

The most suitable chat partner is naturally Xixi, because she can understand human speech and understand Song Qi's needs.

But Xixi is the hardest to find. You never know where it is hidden, and you may not get a reply even if you call her name.

Most of the time, Song Qi could only use a cat strip to tease Master Ju.

It's almost summer, and parents with children are breathing a sigh of relief as the raging storm of spring influenza has subsided.

When Ye Shan didn't have online classes, she would push Song Qi around the community in a stroller.

Before going out, she always told Song Qi not to talk outside and to keep a low profile as much as possible to avoid being regarded as a "prodigy" prematurely and causing danger and trouble.

But she also hopes that her children can play more with peers and not stay at home practicing Sanda every day.

In the same community, there are several children under the age of three, who are not yet old enough to go to kindergarten. The mothers have added each other on WeChat and brought their children out for a walk together.

Next to the flower bed in the community, Song Qi sat on the stroller, looking at the other "peers" on the strollers, and sighed silently.

"Pee, piss." A little girl suddenly cried.

A little boy heard the cry and started crying too, for no reason.

There was also a child who wanted to climb out of the stroller, but he couldn't walk and was too dirty to crawl on the ground, so the child's mother had no choice but to put him back into the stroller over and over again. Finally, the child became so angry that he started to make a fuss and tried to smash the stroller with his butt.

"Ugh."

The children's joys and sorrows were not the same, and Song Qi only thought they were noisy.

The mothers noticed this and praised in unison:

"Mother Ye's baby is so well behaved."

"Yes, he doesn't cry or fuss, and he doesn't chew his fingers. If my child is half as worried as he is, I can sleep more peacefully."

Ye Shan smiled happily. Everyone likes their children to be praised by outsiders.

Suddenly a mother said: "This baby looks very smart just by looking at his eyes. Have you ever gone to the hospital to have his intelligence tested? Maybe he is a child prodigy."

The mothers looked at Song Qi and nodded, "Yes, I read on the Internet that many prodigies look different when they are one or two years old."

Hearing what everyone said, Ye Shan was a little nervous and waved her hands repeatedly, thinking about how to deal with it.

A mother had already walked to the stroller, stretched out a finger, and asked Song Qidao with a smile:
"Baby, what is this? If you answer correctly, you can get some candy."

Everyone looked over and waited. If a half-year-old child can understand simple words spoken by adults and can speak a few words, it means that his intelligence level is very high.

Song Qi was naturally too lazy to pay attention and turned his face to the other side.

It turned out that there was a stray cat squatting opposite the flower bed, basking in the sun.

He was very happy and immediately stretched his neck and shouted to the stray cat:
"Meow meow meow!"

mothers:"……"

Ye Shan breathed a sigh of relief and quickly changed the subject.

The stray cat was very alert. When he heard the meow, he turned his head and looked over in confusion, and then ran away.

"Tell your mother next time to bring me two cat strips when you go out." Song Qi thought to himself.

There are a lot of stray cats in the community, enough to become the learning objects of the [Cat Language] skill.

……

In May, the primary school placement test was getting closer and closer, and Doudou was under a lot of pressure every day.

Song Qingshi also reduced his Sanda instruction to Song Qi, and concentrated on practicing physical fitness with Doudou at night.

Song Qi didn't care about this. After his spirit +6, he could still capture many details of the movements by watching the instructional videos on the computer, and his learning speed was not slow.

After getting started with boxing, kicking, and footwork, the next step is wrestling.

Throwing is a very distinctive technique in Sanda, especially fast throwing, which can quickly destroy the opponent's center of gravity. This is something that many ring fighting techniques do not emphasize, and it is actually very practical.

As a result, Song Qi discovered a rather embarrassing problem——

Can't find a suitable sparring partner.

You can practice punches, kicks, and steps by yourself, but wrestling requires someone to give you moves, preferably someone with a similar body shape.

Of course his father Song Qingshi is willing to train as a sparring partner, but he is 180cm tall and Song Qi is now 81cm tall. The size difference is too big and they cannot fall at all.

Song Qi tried to ask Master Ju to practice with him, but Master Ju lay lazily on the bed and remained unmoved no matter what he did.

Xixi is a good training partner, but she has been so elusive recently that she won't come out even if she is tempted with a cat strip.

While Song Qi was thinking about countermeasures, he walked to the door of the utility room and saw Doudou lying on the bench, holding a barbell, sweating like rain.

By the way, the person in the family whose body shape is closest to mine is probably my elder sister, right?

When he thought of this, Song Qi's face became sullen, as if facing a formidable enemy.

If you want my sister to be your sparring partner, you must first determine the strength gap between the two.

Otherwise, the tragedy of being beaten by my sister every day will happen again in this life...

(End of this chapter)

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