Players’ NPC daddy

Chapter 769 Cat Food
Blaze sat in the arena, getting to know the stranger again among the crowd, and discovered two things he had never noticed before.

First of all, strangers like to give opening remarks. Every stranger will say something when he appears on the stage. Secondly, the strangers’ actual health may not be good.

What about liver care, eye protection, and physiological disorders? It's full of holes.

When Blaze thought of the stranger working day and night to save the world with such a body, he couldn't help but be moved to tears.

[You guys, take care of yourselves first! ]

[Without a healthy body, how can you help people? ]

Except for Blaze who sighed in his heart, the other audience members shouted out directly. As soon as the most popular stranger appeared on the stage, the audience would shout out the lines that the stranger had said before, with great momentum.

When Greenland is on the scene, the crowd in the audience will shout diapers--

Greenland was almost pissed off. She was very thick-skinned, but the audience around her shouting about diapers would make it difficult for her to pronounce the next line of the commercial.

Although the business order stipulated that she only needed to read the lines, she was a responsible person and would never be so casual.

We must use more shocking effects to satisfy Party A.

A ray of light flashed in Greenland's mind, which was jokingly called the new human brain, the world view, the audience's emotions, the noise... countless pictures were connected one after another, and finally came to a conclusion.

Greenland suddenly raised his hand, and under the watchful eyes of the crowd and amid the wave-like cheers, he slowly opened his hand and placed a few dry grains in his palm.

"In countless life-and-death moments, I relied on these foods to save my life time and time again, and to seize the chance of victory!"

"Ahh - that's our Mejingeode's cat food!" A group of strong men stood up and roared in super loud voices, with a hint of pride in their voices.

This is cat food for the hero who defeats the big red dragon.

It was cat food that created the miracle!

"Cat food! Cat food! Cat food!"

Amid the deafening cheers of the Sun Arena and the shocked expressions of his opponents, "Do you really want to eat this?" and "You're a human being!", Greenland stuffed the pellets in his hand into his mouth.

Not only that, to prove that she really put it in her mouth, she stuck out her pink tongue so that everyone could see the particles on her tongue, then rolled the particles in, making a crunching sound while chewing, and finally...

"It tastes great!"

"Oh - the cat food gave her strength!"

The opponent, a stranger, had a confused look on his face because the business order he received was for toilet paper, but he had no way of eating it.

Greenland opened her arms and faced her own cheers. She quietly opened one eye and glanced at the backstage. The client's mother was very satisfied and had already paid the balance and given an extra bonus.

After all, the taste of "Godlock" is restored very delicately. For people to eat cat food... that's really not a pleasant thing.

This is the brilliance of the Greenland plan.

It is common sense that cats eat cat food. So the cat beastman must have taken out cat food, which is also a subconscious thought.

But how could she really eat cat food? What she took out was emergency food from Mekingjord. Her purpose was just to make people around her think that she was eating cat food, so that she could get the cat food order.

It was simply perfect. Not only did it complete the business order, but it also gave a shot in the arm to future clients.

She, Greenland, would do anything to humiliate herself for a business deal.

In a hospital outpatient department, a famous model was looking at the handsome celebrity doctor in front of her with expectation, and she used her winning tricks.

"Oh~ Doctor, my chest feels a little uncomfortable~" The coquettish voice is enough to soften any man, but this celebrity doctor covered his mouth, leaned on the table with the pen in his hand, and his eyes never left the screen in front of him.

The model couldn't help but worry that her idea of ​​faking illness to deceive the doctor would be exposed. This black-haired, cool and handsome guy would probably scold her and tell her to get out.

"Hmm~Pfft~"

The model was stunned. She heard a snickering sound that sounded like a cough.

"Doctor, what's wrong?"

"Haha, it's nothing, our cat is just acting silly." The doctor faced the model for the first time. He seemed particularly happy, with crystal tears in the corners of his eyes.

It was like plum blossoms blooming in the snow. Those who heard the laughter and saw the plum blossoms exhaled white air and their cheeks turned red.

I don’t know if it’s because the weather is too cold or the flowers are too beautiful.

The model couldn't help but approach the doctor cautiously like a cat.

Swah——

The nurse next to her with a cold expression chopped the file board in her hand with the posture of chopping beef bones with a kitchen knife, almost cutting off the model's nose.

"Doctor, our cutting-edge medical equipment can't find out what's wrong with this patient. Why don't we use some primitive methods? For example..."

The nurse looked at the model with sidelong eyes. Although she was wearing a mask, the words she spoke seemed like cold air spewing out of it.

"How about a lumbar puncture biopsy?"

"Okay, go ahead." The doctor wiped his eyes, his eyes never leaving the screen.

"I, I'm not sick!" The model turned pale, put on his clothes and ran out.

"You shouldn't scare patients." The doctor casually lectured the nurse.

"You shouldn't watch live games in the outpatient clinic." The nurse retorted, and then stood behind the doctor like an ice sculpture, motionless.

"Why are you still here?"

"I support Greenland. I will never miss any of Greenland's live broadcasts." The nurse raised her chin in a haughty manner, and her cold voice gradually melted. "With Greenland's strength, even if he is in the top 128, he can't last more than five minutes in her hands, and these five minutes are my rest time."

“This is the only place where you won’t be disturbed!”

"Ah—Lord Greenland!"

The doctor covered his forehead with his hands in pain, but he didn't dare to turn off the live broadcast because the nurses behind him were already fanatical, waving boards in their hands and cheering.

Fortunately, Greenland is really strong and can end the battle in a few minutes, otherwise people outside would think he is a psychiatrist.

"Hmm..." The doctor held his chin, squinted his eyes and looked at Greenland fighting on the screen with a smile.

This guy got too carried away and actually showed off his cat food during the battle. Although it didn't affect the battle...but God knows what interesting reaction she would have after knowing the truth.

"so cute."

Doctor, the Ripper decided to try to keep this secret.

(End of this chapter)