Myth: Just become a polite scum, Yang Chan comes to visit

Chapter 34 Lin Bei: Do you like steamed or braised? (Ask for monthly ticket)
On the streets, Dharma images strolled.

The corners of his mouth were raised diagonally.

The spiritual consciousness did not always pay attention to Ma Liang and Xiao Conch, mainly because he was afraid that some scenes that would insult the purity of Buddhism would appear.

People still have to have a certain bottom line.

Not to mention, he will become a Buddha and become an ancestor in the future.

Well, the main thing is to give yourself a surprise.

"Amitabha, the poor monk must prepare a photo stone to record this incident. When he becomes an Arhat in the future, he will play it when educating his disciples to warn future generations to practice Buddhism~"

The Dharma sign puts his hands together.

Jinchanzi.av?

Amitabha, sin, sin~
But when the time comes, you must not spread this image stone with your own identity, not because you are worried about the Buddha.

Although Buddha is the master's master, he understands the relationship between the two.

On the other side of Lingshan Mountain, Master is also unclear about a few monsters, but those monsters are still extremely powerful.

The Dharma minister dare not touch their brows.

"Master, don't blame your disciples. Use your body to demonstrate mistakes for future Buddhist cultivators. This is a great merit and good fortune!"

The Dharma image is in no hurry to pass.

According to the agreement, when the monster makes a cry of being molested, Ma Liang will directly shout and shout, and then He Gu and Bai Mudan, who were trapped by his own spells, will go back and just hit this scene, so that they can get their turn to appear.

As for whether Xiao Conch and Ma Liang would turn against each other, Fa Xiang had never thought about it.

Lure the demon with profit, but the demon obviously has no feelings for Lin Bei.

By luring him with benefits, I think the other party will not have any second thoughts.

Using cause and effect to coerce Ma Liang, not to mention that Ma Liang's reincarnation had some complaints against Lin Bei.

Ma Liang was an immortal in his previous life, and immortals value cause and effect, not to mention Lin Bei's oppression of him before.

After Ma Liang awakens the memory of his past life, he must leave, and it is natural for him to let out a bad breath before leaving.

"Amitabha, so good, so good~"

Can a poor monk become an Arhat if he has such a comprehensive plan?

"Master, your craftsmanship was excellent last time, but recently my chimney has been blocked again. The damn guy in my house has also gone up the mountain to chop firewood. Master, are you?"

“It’s the small things, the small things, and helping others that are the foundation of my Buddhism.”

The Dharma Minister took his time and was not in any hurry. He even had time to help the folks in the village.

If you want to spread Buddhism here, you must first build up your reputation!
It doesn't really matter if the poor monk is a little bit tired.

At the same time, Lin Bei’s family.

The air was somewhat still at the moment.

The little conch looked at Ma Liang with wide eyes.

Doubt, confusion, disbelief, surprise.
Various expressions appeared on his face, and his brain completely shut down for a moment.

Nothing special?
This script is wrong!

"You're talking nonsense. You were the one who colluded with that monk. Whether you met that monk or I wanted to report you, I was the one who came first [○｀Д○]"

The little conch defended loudly.

Whether it is to win Lin Bei's favor or to make Ma Liang, a young man, feel frustrated, it is always a happy thing.

When two happy things come together, they are obviously twice as happy. Why has it become like this now?

The little conch didn’t understand, but the little conch was greatly shocked!

Despicable humans!
Ma Liang didn't take it seriously at all, and didn't even bother to think about what Little Conch said.

It's just the roar of a defeated dog.

"Sir, you know me.

You have such a good relationship with Lu Zu, and Ma Liang was guided by Lu Zu to let me follow you. How could Ma Liang have second thoughts? "

What Ma Liang said was right.

In fact, as Ma Liang said, no one with a normal mind would think of dating a bald man who has not yet achieved immortality~
"No, Lin Bei, you know me, I.I."

Little Conch's face turned red. He wanted to explain that he had found him but didn't know what to say. However, he saw Lin Bei turning his head and looking at Lin Bei with a slight smile.

"I believe you."

Suddenly, the little conch felt a sense of relief all over his body. Sure enough, an adult needs to know right from wrong!
Just Ma Liang~
"Ma Liang, heat up the oil!"

Little conch? ? ?
But Lin Bei looked over, his face still kind. It shouldn’t be!

He said he believed me?
Oh yes, it's almost noon today.

Humans usually start lunch at this point, yes it must be like this!
"Don't get me wrong, I'm just hungry, so whether you like it steamed or fried, or stir-fried is fine."

Lin Bei asked with a smile on his face.

"Steam it, I like it lighter."

The little conch patted his belly and his face was filled with pride and then blushed with embarrassment.

You treat me so well. Could it be that you like me?

"Well, if you steam the conch and add some sauce, it will taste pretty good."

Little conch_(3″∠)_
Looking at the little conch whose eyes turned white, Lin Bei curled his lips slightly.

Waste snacks!

"How should I deal with this monster, sir?"

Ma Liang came forward in an awkward manner.

"A useless snack. She doesn't have the courage. Have you awakened your past life memories?"

Then Lin Bei looked at Ma Liang.

The courage of the little conch is obvious to all, and the double pupils can distinguish the smallest expressions to judge whether the other party is telling the truth or lies. From the beginning, the little conch has really not told any lies.

瞧~
I fainted with excitement.

"Ah."

Ma Liang nodded.

"Can you deal with that monk?"

Ma Liang's expression paused, with a look of contentment on his face.

"In my previous life, I was considered an immortal official, and that bald man was just practicing the Tao. Now, although my cultivation level has not been restored, I still hold a painting pen in my hand, and I can pinch it with each hand!"

Above the Immortal and Under the Immortal are actually two concepts.

If there are some wandering wild immortals, even ordinary people holding immortal weapons may kill the opponent.

Not to mention myself.

"Sir, do you want it?"

Ma Liang's eyes flickered.

Ma Liang had no psychological pressure when dealing with a monk.

The relationship between heaven and Buddhism is always like that.

The Heavenly Court was originally the orthodoxy of the Three Realms. Even the Buddha Guanyin Bodhisattva served in the Heavenly Court, but he just built the Lingshan Great Leiyin Temple, and under him, many Arhats, Bodhisattvas and Buddhas were granted the status of Buddha.

There is nothing wrong with the rules of heaven. After all, even a second-grade emperor in heaven can open a palace and grant the position of immortal official to ordinary people. Buddha and Bodhisattva also have this kind of authority.

All it takes is permission from heaven.

It's just that the West recruits disciples to educate the general public, and the recruitment standards are very loose and weird. Even some people who don't meet the standards at all are recruited.

As an immortal official in heaven, it is natural to look down on such people.

Even those monsters who are crazy about joining the establishment, their first consideration is always heaven.

Buddhism?

WTF!

"I'm not a person who likes to suffer."

Lin Bei said coldly.

I have known for a long time that these Buddhist people will not be honest, but it is fine if the other party does not jump out. If they jump out and do not deal with it, they will be like stinky dog ​​shit on the roadside.

It feels disgusting if you step on it, and you will feel disgusting if you don't step on it!

What's more, this stinky piece of shit is almost going to burn your face, and he will try to smash it in your face from now on.

Isn’t it disgusting~
"Sir, I have a plan!"

Ma Liang's eyes lit up and he knew it was time to show his loyalty.

"I can participate too!"

The little conch got up weakly, making Ma Liang and Lin Beiqi roll their eyes.

This useless snack was just pretending to be faint!
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