Myth: Just become a polite scum, Yang Chan comes to visit

Chapter 35 Big shot, bald man, I will teach you a lesson today! (Ask for monthly ticket)

Lying down in Pingfu.

This place belongs to the poorest mansion in the Han Dynasty.

“But the service is really good~”

Lu Dongbin had just come out of the brothel.

After staying away from that guy Jin Chanzi, Lu Dongbin suddenly felt that the air in the whole world was much fresher.

In his previous life, Lu Dongbin knew that Jin Chanzi's reputation among Buddhists was not very good, but his relationship with him was not bad.

"After reincarnation, my style has changed a lot."

Lu Dongbin complained.

Fortunately, he was the one he met. If he had met someone else, Bai Mudan's incident alone would be enough for some immortals to fight him.

It's just that Lu Dongbin has a free and easy nature, and although he and Bai Mudan are married, they have not known each other before.

What's more, once the other party knew his identity as an immortal, the relationship itself was completely broken.

After throwing Ma Liang out, he was happy and free. Anyway, he never wanted to see Lin Bei again in his life.

"The world is so big, let me be free hahahahaha~"

Lu Dongbin couldn't help laughing when he thought of the fun place.

"Zhenren Lu has a free and easy nature. He was smiling so happily just after he came out of the brothel."

While he was talking, a middle-aged man with an energetic scholarly look walked over slowly.

"You guys are not staying with the emperor in Chang'an, so why are you here in this remote place?"

Lu Dongbin didn't even explain.

In the previous life, he divided the East Pole and ranked above Donghua. He could pass on the position of spiritual official and compete with the immortals in their abilities. From the earthly immortal to the divine, then to the heavenly immortal, he finally became a true saint and entered the void cave.

Being in charge of the immortal books of all immortals can be regarded as being inferior to one immortal and superior to tens of thousands of immortals.

It’s just that the higher the status, the higher the character requirements.

It's not your own requirements for yourself, but that you have already stood on the altar in that position and have to do what others ask of you.

Now the reincarnation can be regarded as breaking away from that cage.

"The East China Sea has not been peaceful recently, and I was ordered to come here."

The middle-aged man said helplessly.

The Dragon King's riot in the sea has been happening for some time. If the riot continues, it will be difficult for the fishermen along the coast.

"Dragon King of the East China Sea, this matter is not easy to solve."

Lu Dongbin shook his head.

As the lord of the East China Sea, the Dragon King of the East China Sea has not made trouble to the territory of the Han Dynasty. Don't say whether he can fight or not, even if he can, there is no reason to fight~
"Your Majesty has made his own decision on this matter, but Immortal Dongbin, are you looking for the remaining Eight Immortals?"

The middle-aged man spoke slowly.

Lu Dongbin was stunned, not because the man in front of him knew his purpose.

It has long been spread throughout the three realms that the Eight Immortals can achieve great merits when they gather together.

The Eight Immortals represent men, women, old and young, high and low, rich and poor, and their return to their respective positions is of great significance.

Just by listening to the words of the person in front of him, he seemed to know the locations of the remaining Eight Immortals.

"The teacher asked me to give you a message, Huashui County Government Office!"

When Lu Dongbin heard the other party talking about his teacher, he was immediately in awe. That person's status was not ordinary.

For example, if an immortal goes to the peach orchard and steals a peach by himself, he will receive some verbal warning or even punishment.

The guy in front of me did the same thing as him by relying on his reputation as a teacher, so the Great Heavenly Lord just laughed it off.

This shows the status of his teacher in the Three Realms.

But, Huashui County Government?

Suddenly a hateful image appeared in his mind, and Lu Dongbin's face turned dark.

Just wanted to say something.

"Cough cough~"

There was a sound of coughing in the carriage behind the man. The man in front of him, who had such a high status that even gods and gods had to bow three points when they saw him, ran over like a dog-legger.

"The voice sounds like that of a young man. Could it be——"

Lu Dongbin's expression suddenly changed, and he slightly raised his fists in salute to the carriage that was going away.

This is true. If other people in the Han Dynasty knew that these two people had come to Lieping Mansion, everyone would be shocked. That Dragon King of the East China Sea may be in bad luck this time~
"Jin Chanzi, don't think that I'm afraid of you~
The worst I can do is bark like a dog! "

Immediately, Lu Dongbin gritted his teeth and took a step forward. In an instant, the distance of thousands of feet was reduced to within one step.

The county seat of Huashui County.

The Dharma Minister finished repairing the chimney and walked out satisfied.

"Thank you, Master~"

A woman's tired voice came from inside the house.

Obviously this is not an easy job.

"Amitabha, it is the duty of a monk to be kind to others."

The Dharma minister clasped his hands together, with a kind expression on his face.

Monks and Taoists do not have so many rules and regulations. Although Buddhism is now almost quarrelsome and divided into several schools, this kind of thing will not affect people like me who have not even achieved Arhat status.

You should eat and drink as you should, and drink as you should.

"It has indeed been so long, it should be——"

Faxiang frowned, then his ears twitched slightly, and a look of joy flashed across his face.

He took one step forward and spanned the distance in an instant.

If any knowledgeable person saw this scene, his jaw would probably drop in shock.

Although shrinking the earth into an inch is not a great magical power, it must be achieved in order to learn to use it.

And Fa Xiang is just a monk who has not yet become an immortal. How can he use it?
"Indecent, indecent~"

Waves of shouts came from the closed door of Lin Bei's house, and occasionally the screams of Bai Mudan and He Gu could be heard.

Fa Xiang looked shocked.

They were too focused on repairing the chimney just now, and the spell cast on He Gu and Bai Mudan has been lifted.

"Why don't you believe me?"

Lin Bei's aggrieved and somewhat angry voice came from inside the house again.

The corners of Dharma Prime's mouth raised slightly.

"Sir, how could you do such a thing!"

"Woooooo~"

There was chaos in the whole room, and a graceful woman was even vaguely seen going to the kitchen to get a knife.

"Amitabha, here comes the poor monk!"

The door was ajar, and the Dharma Prime Minister silently put the photo stone aside and prepared to take a photo.

After all, it is also a glorious moment for the humble monk!
The current Master must be very disappointed.

Being plotted against, and the people closest to you still not trusting you, this is the warmth and coldness of human relationships.

Although Lin Bei was plotted against, Fa Xiang did not feel at all that he was wrong.

"Master, my disciple is just giving you a good service——"

"Squeak~"

"Wow~"

A layer of foul-smelling objects fell from the door, and a bucket of dung mixed with swill tried to pour down but was blocked by a ray of Buddha's light.

It's just that this object is the most filthy thing in the world. It comes from the five internal organs and is human waste.

At this moment, the Buddha's light became slightly weaker under this filthy thing.

At the same time, the surrounding environment instantly became illusory, as if it had turned into a land with its back to the green mountains and its front to the green water.

Very elegant.

"Great monk, I will teach you a lesson today!"

In the sight of the Dharma Prime Minister, everyone who was noisy at first stopped their original movements at the same time and looked coldly to this side.

Fa Xiang felt a little confused.

who am I?
Where am i?

What the hell is going on here now?
"What are Ma Liang doing? This bald man has not yet become an immortal. Fuck him!"

　woohoo~
　　Hungry, vote~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)