I, the outlaw, was caught again

Chapter 220: Hundred-ton King, Accident Maker! [Two-in-one monthly ticket request! ]

"No thanks, not interested."

Xu Sheng declined politely, then paused and looked at Chaozi with a strange expression.

"Where did you get those data from!?"

"Ask Captain Li for them. They are all files that have been made public. They just need to be sorted out a bit." Wang Chao felt that the people around him might not be able to get them, so he spoke nonchalantly.

"Tsk, I have to say it, Chaozi, you are quite smart in some ways."

Xu Sheng's eyes twitched and he spoke with some emotion.

In less than half a year, the other party came up with four opportunities to make a fortune!
In my hometown, Ningguang City, I wanted to start a business but ended up getting jailed before I even started.

In the imperial capital, a series of entrepreneurial markets that could make a lot of money and give him the opportunity to become famous in twenty years popped up in his mind. But before he could even get started, a dead body fell and ruined Chaozi's entrepreneurial dream.

Let’s go back to Jiangsan City. The conditions in the city are not sufficient to develop mobile phones.

But this kid hasn't given up yet.
Not long after he saw Li Hao, the idea of ​​'risk hedging' business popped up in his mind again.

If the customer is alive, the superman makes money; if the customer dies, the superman makes even more money!

I can't see where the loss is!
"You have figured out how to play insurance."

Xu Sheng said with emotion.

After receiving the praise, Wang Chao grinned with eight white teeth showing.

This guy used the company to make profits from the beginning to the end, but the key is that there is no handle, such as leakage or kickbacks, so people can't find any loopholes.

And there is no such thing as kickbacks.

Business promotion will always exist. These customers are serious consumers in another industry, not even in the insurance field.
As for cost.

As I said, the funeral industry has a small upper limit and cannot be monopolized, but it is still a highly profitable industry for individuals!
It is very normal for a small shop in the countryside to earn 24 or yuan a day during the Qingming Festival for years. If there was no ban on burning fireworks, the profit would be even higher!
“I think you can write a book.”

Xu Sheng said tactfully, "The title of the book is "On the First Day of the Interview, I Turned the Interviewer into a Customer!"

"Brother Xu, you are still good at making money!"

Wang Chao exclaimed excitedly.

But before he could finish, a few shy people suddenly came up to him.

"Hmm? Is there anything you can do for me?" Chaozi was stunned when he saw the figure.

"Nothing, I just want to know something."

Most of the people who gathered around were young people who had already finished their interviews and were so shocked by Chaozi's words that they forgot to leave.

Now they looked shy and were embarrassed to speak.

"Yes, the insurance policy."

"How much is it?"

Someone asked.

"Well, I think it's necessary to buy myself a copy of this stuff. Buy a few copies. It's too dangerous outside. If you're not careful, you can die."

Some people sighed.

"I didn't even know that I was hovering between life and death every day!"

"It is a blessing to be alive today."

"After hearing what you said today, I feel that it is very necessary to buy a set!"

The other people also nodded quickly.

"Me too."

Although they also came for an interview for insurance sales positions, not everyone can get the job just by showing up.

For example, those who are not good at speaking or have a slow mind will basically be eliminated.

I'll buy it later.
If it was before, they might not care, but now, Chaozi exudes a feeling that they may not live to see the future.

Immediately, these people came forward with anticipation on their faces.

Wang Chao was overjoyed. He started to save these people's names on his newly-issued phone cards.

Mr. Xu:
Mr. Xu on the side was a little speechless.

"Tsk, looks like I can write another book called 'How to Turn Competitors into Customers'."

He sighed slightly.

The results of the application have not been announced yet, but this guy already has achievements.
How many potentials do you have to be a capitalist!

Well, luckily it’s a funeral.

"If this brain was placed somewhere else, it would probably produce a great vampire named Wang Chao."

Xu Sheng paused and said with a smile:
"Well, just insurance and funeral."

"I guess other industries always fail halfway through their business!"

This kid is not very lucky.

Taking normal people as an example, the number of acquaintances they know is definitely more than the number of dead people they have seen.

Although Chaozi is an ordinary person, he also has a little bit of extraordinary qualities.

The number of dead bodies this guy has seen is so great that even if Xu Sheng closed his eyes and counted them, he would know that it is definitely more than the people he knows!

There is just the 'human-animal' case, and there is also the 'diner' case. It couldn't be any worse!
He felt that this kid might be unlucky in his fate, but he was extremely stubborn. The great way could erase his bad luck, but he couldn't erase his "bad feng shui" mouth.

After a long while, until the other party had finished dealing with the problem, Xu Sheng took the other party away.

"Chaozi, why don't you buy a black hat? I'll have someone write the words 'Peace in the World' on it for you."

The two were on their way home.

Mr. Xu told Wang Chao the truth.

As an insurance salesman, it's normal to wear the hat of "peace in the world", right?

"No, Third Brother and I are a team, we can't be treated specially."

Wang Chao thought about it and then shook his head.

"Then buy Haozi a white hat and show him 'making money at first sight'."

Mr. Xu spoke considerately.

"Look, you're selling insurance, Tai Ping."

"He's in the funeral business, making money. Is there anything wrong with 'making money'? Is it reasonable?"

Wang Chao was stunned.

He thought carefully for a moment and was finally overjoyed.

"Brother Xu is really cultured!"

"It's a nice name. It sounds pretty nice."

"right."

Xu Sheng grinned, took out a notebook and a ballpoint pen, and wrote down this matter in case he forgot it.

"Next time I go to sell insurance, the first thing customers see when they open the door is the word 'Taiping'."

Chaozi spoke excitedly.

"I'm here, so peace has come, right? This is so fitting!"

"If something unexpected happens, when customers open the door again, they will see 'get rich' at a glance."

"Although it's not very kind, it's okay. Haozi won't come in person, so we can keep it from them."

Wang Chao felt that this was a perfect fit for him and his expression was filled with satisfaction.

Although he has bad luck, he always goes to places with bad feng shui.
But Chaozi has always had a heart for peace in the world since he was young!
Well, in a sense, that's true.

As long as all the cases involving deaths and accidents are uncovered, everything will be peaceful.

"as long as you are happy."

After Xu Sheng took note of it, he continued walking slowly.

The amusement park is not far from here, only a few kilometers away.

They just thought of it as exercise, so they didn't take a taxi and just walked back.

When I got home, it was already one o'clock in the afternoon.

As soon as he got home, Wang Chao hurriedly asked someone whether he wanted to buy insurance, but unfortunately, Mr. Xu had already bought insurance for him.

Except for a few illegal residents, all the remaining registered residents are covered by insurance.

As for Li Shu, you can’t buy him even if you want to.

He can go to school, but he has exceeded the nine-year compulsory education. It is embarrassing for a young man who is almost an adult to go to the first grade of elementary school. That is why he has never gone and has hired a tutor instead. "Second brother, I got a job!"

When Li Hao saw Wang Chao coming home, a smile appeared on his face and he spoke excitedly.

"The same to you?"

Chaozi's eyes lit up.

Their group, "Peace in the World, Fortune at First Sight", is about to start making a profit right after its establishment! ?
"The business given to us by the brigade is a truck traffic case on the highway. The subject was hit all over the place, and it's not easy to handle." Li Hao said.

When it comes to traffic accidents involving trucks on expressways, if anyone dies, the circumstances of their death are usually not very good.

It is normal for the deceased's body to be covered with fracture scars.

Of course, generally speaking, it is not impossible for certain accidents to make people become "xx sauce".

for example.

In the case where the victim was a truck driver, he was pulling cargo such as steel coils and was facing an oncoming car.

In this situation, what would the truck driver do?
emergency brake?
As expected, the steel coil would be rushed forward by inertia and then break through the cab. The huge weight and force would crush the people in the cab into a pancake!

That is to say, if you brake suddenly, you will die.

The only option left is to avoid the vehicle, but on the highway, a truck will almost certainly roll over if it avoids the vehicle. If the highway section is not good, it may cause multiple rollovers and lead to the driver's death. Therefore, most train drivers will basically not choose this option unless they are avoiding it subconsciously.

That leaves only the third point.

Hit it!
That’s right, just hit it, and without mercy!
why?
Because compared to dying yourself, letting others die is obviously more beneficial to yourself.

And even if someone is killed in the accident, there will be a company and insurance to compensate.

You should know that the insurance for trucks is almost fully covered, and the insurance pays full compensation. As long as it is not intentional, if someone dies, then that's it, and life will remain the same as it was before.

If they encounter an accident that is someone else's fault, or even their own fault, they will definitely crash into it if they are in a rational state.

This mentality causes a lot of truck drivers to run red lights or overtake aggressively, leading to murders.

So those who dare to confront the trucks are really brave, but Xu Sheng thinks that if possible, they can give up some of their courage.

"Tsk, I heard that truck was pretty impressive."

Li Hao smacked his lips and spoke.

"The deceased was smashed into pieces and died on the spot. Even if medical standards were improved for a thousand years, they wouldn't be able to save him!"

"My arms and other parts were blown away by the twisted shape of the car, and my upper body was turned into a meat patty."

"Do you know about the explosion?"

Li Hao looked at Wang Chao in a mysterious way.

"Just like those exploding bread and exploding fudge."

"The deceased's organs, heart, lungs, and kidneys, exploded directly under the pressure! The blood plasma and meat paste were fused together, just like the filling of dumplings, with egg liquid and meat paste."

"But the mind still retains some clarity."

As he spoke, Li Hao's face froze. "It was because the bodies were in such a state that the funeral homes took a look and decided not to take them over."

"When the detectives went to investigate whether there was any suspicion of murder, they saw that there was no undertaker who could prepare a disguise for the body, so they recommended us."

A mortician is also a type of undertaker.

Their makeup skills are very good, of course, they are makeup for the dead.

There is also the service of cleansing the body, as well as the problem of corrupt gases inside the body.

The essence is to allow the deceased to leave with dignity and maintain the most beautiful and considerate stage.

However, it is precisely because of this that some people commit crimes.

For example, in "Lian Bing Bar", people inside sneak into funeral homes with cameras, and specifically pick out the beautiful corpses of women who died of heart disease, cerebral infarction, etc., and record the poker process on them.

For example, in the case of the "Gourmet Case", the other party's target for selecting concubines was those who had been buried.

Normally, if the upper body is turned into a meat pie, no undertaker can do anything, but...
"Talent!"

Mr. Xu looked at Li Hao and was amazed by the solution he proposed.

What his haunted house has the most is talent!
"Second brother, I can make paper figures!"

Li Hao said proudly, "When I had no business in Zhuwen City before, didn't I think about making silicone dolls and selling one to each of the fishermen at sea to take with them out to sea?"

"At that time, I learned some knowledge about the structure of the human body and how to create the human body."

"So, I found some flammable objects and molded a body similar to the deceased's body shape according to the photo. Then I put some of the victim's flesh scraped from the car on top. If there was anything that couldn't fit, I just put it aside with the bone residue."

"This way, the deceased can at least take on a human form!"

What are cross-industry competitors?
This is cross-industry!

Mr. Xu felt that this idea of ​​'making money at first sight' was absolutely damn right!
I guess the local funeral parlor in Jiangsan City would never think of it until they starve to death.
The technique of attacking them by dimensionality reduction was learned from silicone dolls.
I would never have thought that the field that is frantically building channels to receive orders and has massive amounts of free advertising is the insurance industry.

Difficult to stretch.

What kind of car could hit someone like this?
"Is it the Hundred Ton King?"

Wang Chao spoke in confusion.

Around the year 00, there was a type of truck called the "-ton King".

As the name suggests, this thing can carry nearly 100 tons of cargo.

It is called the 'Land Train'!
It looks like a train, but instead of moving on an iron cabinet, it moves on land, with a locomotive pulling several cargo boxes.

Generally speaking, the concrete floors cannot withstand the pressure after running on them once and will crack directly. The reason for the potholes on the roads in the early years was all because of this thing. Some even collapsed directly!
This is also the reason why the East Kingdom later did not allow private individuals to modify their cars without reporting it, and included it in the criminal law.

It's too difficult, there are so many talented people.
Normal people still try to modify their cars to make them faster and more stylish.

Civilian talents directly converted tractors into helicopters, trucks into trains, and tricycles into trucks.
There are all kinds of monsters and demons, it’s impossible not to mention them. It’s true that there are people who can fly!

Get back to the topic.

Although Li Hao can create a body, but.
"We are short of a makeup artist."

Li Hao spoke.

The head of the corpse is still there, but it is also very horrifying and even ordinary undertakers cannot handle it.

"As far as I remember, Doctor Liu Han majored in psychology." Wang Chao scratched his head.

The two paused and turned their eyes to Xu Sheng at the same time.

They remembered that Xu Sheng's makeup skills directly turned Mimi into "Laomi".
"What are you looking at me for?"

Xu Sheng's expression changed.

"Brother, are you willing to watch your brother pay for breach of contract and affect his reputation? "

Wang Chao started to play the victim, his face full of sadness.

"I am willing."

Mr. Xu nodded.

"But they gave a lot of money. The truck driver's company wanted to settle the matter as quickly as possible and have the goods taken away quickly, so they gave a large sum of money." Li Hao said regretfully.

rich?

Xu Sheng's heart moved, and he recalled someone who was counting money and saving money to buy a small house.

"how much is it?"

"Let's split it 30-70." Li Hao said.

“30%!?”

Mr. Xu raised his eyebrows. He was considered the largest shareholder of the Tianxia Shengcai Group.

"That was a body that was smashed into a meat pie. I can't even imagine how damaged its head was. I don't even dare to imagine how difficult it would be to repair it."

Li Hao explained, "Seventy percent of it is yours, big brother!"

"received!"

Xu Sheng spoke without hesitation.

"When to set off!?"

Li Hao was overjoyed, "Tomorrow will do."

"it is good."

Xu Sheng nodded and headed backstage. He wanted to prepare the props he would use in advance, but he didn't take a few steps.
He stopped suddenly.

"What did the detective say about this car accident?"

Xu Sheng turned around, looked at Li Hao and asked silently.

"murder?"

Traffic Case
Mr. Xu remembered that there were many murder cases involving this thing!
For example, the so-called "accidental maker".
This is the kind of person who loves to kill people through accidents like traffic accidents!
(End of this chapter)