I brought a Jurassic

Chapter 14: New Ways to Play with Goldfinger

They even shamelessly made a world food ranking list. Our eight major cuisines, excluding local snacks, were only ranked fifth by them. They are so shameless.

Forget it, let’s not talk about these uncivilized people. I’m afraid that if they mention some sensitive words, the author’s book will be banned. The author has already had one book banned.

Wang Luo was chewing on the crocodile dragon meat until his mouth was full of oil, while he continued to think about the previous question.

"There are no movies or TV shows, so there are books. Who would write about this in orthodox literature? They only care about the Spring and Autumn Period and educating people. They would never write about something as boring as eating dinosaurs. The best they could write about is being so hungry that one can't stand it, and looking for crabs in the river with bare bottoms before the age of fourteen. That leaves online novels."

While I was thinking about this question, suddenly I heard a few chirping sounds of birds coming from under the eaves at the door.

The little swallows in their swallow's nest are hungry and are asking the old swallows for food.

Hearing the swallow's call, he slapped the table, and the big teacup for drinking water on the table was shaken and jumped high. He didn't pay attention to why his strength became so great, but finally remembered which online novel he was reading.

"Ha, it turns out to be this bastard. I read an online novel called "Carrying a Jurassic with You" written by Muyu Monk, a fellow villager from Henan Province. The protagonist Yan Feiyan Sanfen eats dinosaur eggs at the beginning and then eats crocodile meat later. That guy has no idea what civilization is. He actually used a sledgehammer to smash things and only used brute force. I am not like that. I rely on wisdom and use mousetraps. I am much better than him. He is nothing in front of me.

I get so angry when I talk about this Muyu Monk. Damn it, it's a well-written novel, I subscribed to all of it before I even read a single chapter, but he actually wanted to give it a bad ending and kill such a good novel. Yes, it didn't have a bad ending in the end, but it was only at the request of the majority of readers that he had no choice and couldn't stand the pressure, so he gave it an ending. But it's been more than a year, is there any point in giving it an ending? He has even forgotten the general plot. Do he want us to read the book again?

Not only this book, he also wrote a novel called "Please Stay Calm, Fellow Countrymen", which has 176 million words. He has quit again. This is simply not a human being. If he was still in that world and had not traveled through time, he would definitely tear up the "Non-Aggression Treaty of the Four Provinces" and madly fired firecrackers at their Henan Province on New Year's Eve, at least forty times. He has so much money that he can't spend it all.

I won't mention that bastard anymore. I get angry when I mention him. Besides, I have traveled through time, so why should I still think about him? I won't be able to see the ending he wrote anyway. If he reappears in this world in the future and continues to write novels, I will become a rich man by then. I will run to his house, catch him and ask him to finish the ending for me. If he doesn't finish it, I will smear salt on the soles of his feet and find a sheep to lick his feet as a punishment.

What's more, his protagonist Yan Sanfen's plug-in is the same as mine, both of them have a Jurassic World. So, can I also become extremely strong? Can I kill an animal in Jurassic World and turn into the appearance of the killed animal?
This should work, right? How about I give it a try later? If so, then I will take off. Those beasts in the courtyard are just scum. My future goal is the stars and the sea, hehehe!"

The more Wang Luo thought about it, the more beautiful it seemed. Before he knew it, his saliva was flowing out of his mouth. He was just like Yan Sanfen, a fool.

"Dry!"

Fill your stomach quickly, put aside whether it’s delicious or not, the most important thing now is to see if the golden finger can work.

He flashed into the Jurassic World, quickly took off his shorts, hurdle vest, etc., and found a broken mirror to face himself, and began to imitate his predecessor Yan Sanfen. He posed like a middle school student and shouted "Change".

Sure enough, the great god never lied to me. Although that bastard Mu Yu He Shang likes to leave bad endings and eunuchs, this golden finger is still not a lie.

I saw myself in the mirror and immediately turned into a stupid and thin crocodile dragon, with a neck stretched out and legs becoming thin. Not to mention, although the meat of the crocodile dragon tastes good, it looks really ugly, especially the skin, which is rough and not round at all. I want to play with it, but unfortunately I can't do it now because I have two short hands.

"Squeak!"

Wang Luo wanted to shout out happily, but he couldn't, so he could only use the squeaking sound of the crocodile dragon instead.

Forget it, forget it, don’t think too much, just try to take a few steps first, yes, just take a few steps, this has become a new species after all.

I was staggering and swaying, and it was really hard to get used to it. I couldn't get my balance right, just like a baby learning to walk.

But it's not a big deal. Just walk more and you'll be fine once you get used to it. He is not afraid of not being able to change back, nor is he in a hurry to learn to walk. He has plenty of time now, so why rush? Besides, with the example of his senior Yan Sanfen, even that idiot can do it. How can he, a top student from a 211 university and a person with higher education, not be as good as him, who only scored three points in the exam!

Just like that, in this small cave, Wang Luo walked back and forth. At first, he was a little unsteady, but after practicing for an afternoon, he mastered the technique and walked smoothly. Not only could he walk, he could also run and jump. It was like a "Step by Step reading machine, just click on the part you don't understand, so easy."

"Hahaha, cool!"

After having enough fun, Wang Luo finally turned back into his original form. He first checked on his little baby, who hadn't changed at all and was still so mighty and majestic. Then, like Charlotte, he waved his fist and shouted loudly (the reader's father is required to provide a picture here).

Excited, excited, too excited, his mood at the moment was simply beyond description, his heart was beating "thump, thump", he knew that every time traveler's golden finger would not be so simple, and would not be useless. Look, now it's here, isn't it? Finally mastered the secret of using the golden finger, it would be strange if he wasn't excited.

Well, the title of the first chapter "Waste Golden Finger" was not said by Wang Luo, but by the author. The two do not belong to the same person, so feel free to scold the author. Every wrong has its perpetrator, every debt has its creditor, so don't blame the wrong person.

After finally calming down, Wang Luo sat on a mat with his bare butt, feeling the Jurassic sea breeze, and began to think about how to make good use of this golden finger.

(End of this chapter)