I brought a Jurassic
Chapter 13 A familiar scene
Chapter 13 A familiar scene
If, as in the TV series, Sha Zhu found a weak-willed young lady like Lou Xiao'e, wouldn't he be bullied to death and eaten up until nothing was left?
Wang Luo thought that while he was taking revenge on Yi Zhonghai, he had also done a good thing, so that he would not become a big blood bag of the entire courtyard and die under the bridge.
When he got home and opened the door to his room, he was so angry that he almost exploded.
Of course, it wasn’t the “King of Thieves” Banggeng who came in to steal things. He is only five years old and doesn’t have the ability to pick locks. At most, he is just a spoiled brat.
What made him angry was that a rat appeared in the house, a big rat at that. When he entered the house, it was openly eating his unfinished breakfast on the dining table.
"Damn it, I've eaten all the eggs of your ancestors in Jurassic World, and you dare to steal my food? I'll kill you, just wait!"
He put the candy into the cabinet beside the kang, flashed into the Jurassic World cave, took the money, closed the door again, and went straight to the supply and marketing cooperative.
"Comrade, give me ten mousetraps, large ones!"
After shouting several times, the salesperson who was knitting a sweater reluctantly put down the work in her hands and cursed: "Just shout once, my ears are not deaf, wait, I will give it to you, hand over the ticket and money first."
Come on, this is the service attitude of the current state-owned supply and marketing cooperatives. If you want them to treat customers as gods like in later generations, huh, that's just a daydream. They are formal employees of the state and live in an era where everyone is equal and there is no distinction between high and low in real professions. No one should spoil anyone else. Didn't you see the slogan on the wall? Customers cannot be beaten or scolded at will.
Just like Sha Zhu, he can quarrel, fight, and bang the table with Deputy Director Li. At most, he can trip him up, but he cannot fire him. It doesn't matter.
Wang Luo was already used to it, so he didn't argue with him. He just handed over the money and the bills obediently, then went home with the mousetrap.
"Go to hell, all of you, go to hell, you damned rats."
Put bait on the mousetrap and place it in the path that mice must pass, then wait for them to take the bait and kill them.
Rats are the most annoying thing. They not only spread diseases, steal things, but also reproduce a lot. They are currently one of the four pests. Even in later generations, they have not been eliminated. Moreover, there are still tasks and rewards for catching rats. As long as you catch a rat, cut off its tail and hand it over to the "Four Pests" Elimination Office, you can get money. One tail costs two cents. Although the money is not much, in this era when everyone is short of money, people are still very enthusiastic about killing rats.
After finishing all these, I put a piece of candy in my mouth and started thinking about making something delicious. There was no shortage of vegetables at home, after all, the whole yard was a vegetable garden, but what was lacking was meat and eggs.
"Oh, what should I eat? I've eaten two meals of pterosaur eggs last night, and I'm a bit sick of it. How about changing the taste today and eating some meat? But this dinosaur is hard to catch. The pterosaur is too big and can fly. Not only is it impossible to catch the slender crocodile, it's also very fierce. This is a big problem!"
Flashing to the Jurassic World, Wang Luo looked up to see the group of pterosaurs flying in the sky, then glanced at the slender crocodiles shuttling between the mountains and the beach in search of food, and then looked at the unknown dinosaurs in the distant sea. He covered his head and tried to think of a solution.
"Damn it, I forgot about this thing. If the pterosaur can't catch it, can't the crocodile dragon be caught?"
Wang Luo, who had hit his head and thought of a solution, happily returned to the world of the courtyard.
I put away a few mousetraps that were originally used to catch mice today and flashed back to Jurassic World.
He opened the mousetrap, flashed to the beach, took some food that he observed the crocodile dragon liked to eat, and set it up, catching the crocodile dragon like catching a mouse. Since the beach was far away, Wang Luo also took out the old American military binoculars that his father Wang Zhonghua had seized during the Korean War and gave him as a birthday gift to observe this side. Whether he could live a free life of eating meat in the future depended on this tremor.
"Go ahead, go ahead, yes, yes, that's it, don't you like eating this the most? It smells really good."
While observing, he was still muttering to himself.
"Snap, squeak!"
The mousetrap was finally triggered, but these slender crocodiles were very stupid, with small brains, and they had never seen anything like this millions of years later, so they put their heads in without hesitation.
"Ahhh, I can finally taste dinosaur meat!"
Wang Luo excitedly took off his hurdle vest and shouted excitedly with his bare arms.
This also fully proves that his golden finger is finally not useless.
Now only this one mousetrap has been triggered, and there is no movement from the others. But there is no need to rush, they will take the bait sooner or later, and then you can enjoy the freedom of eating meat.
One of them flashed to the mousetrap, and when the surrounding crocodile dragons did not surround it, another one flashed directly back to the cave.
Picking up the axe and kitchen knife that had been prepared long ago, he began to skin and remove the internal organs of the unfortunate crocodile dragon, just like skinning a wild rabbit. These internal organs were not thrown away, as they could be used as bait later.
After finishing the processing and washing it clean in the nearby stream, I returned to the courtyard and started chopping it, imitating the Yimeng fried chicken of later generations. I put it in a pot with cold water and stew it first to rinse off the blood and foam. Then I added oil, spices, peppers and other condiments and started stir-frying, and then added the source of life and started stewing.
The meat of this thing looks firmer, so you have to increase the heat and stew it over high heat. After it boils, you can then switch to low heat and simmer it slowly. Soon, the fragrance starts to spread outside, causing chaos in the yard again, with children crying and adults yelling.
Wang Luo didn't care at all after hearing this. He just liked seeing you guys being so greedy but unable to eat. I'm making you guys so greedy.
As expected of dinosaur meat, it was really difficult to stew. It was stewed from around 11 a.m. to around 1 a.m., a total of two hours. He tasted it and found it was cooked through. Finally, he went to the vegetable garden to pick up a coriander to garnish it. Wow, the fragrance came up immediately.
“It tastes good, just like eating chicken!”
He nodded while chewing the meat.
"That's not right. Why do I feel like the scene of me eating the meat of the slender crocodile dragon is a bit familiar, as if I have seen it somewhere before."
The more he thought about it, the more familiar it became. He thought for a long time to make sure he had not seen it in a film or TV show, because there seemed to be only a few movies about dinosaurs, and he had seen them all. There was no scene of eating dinosaur meat in them, because the protagonists were all chased all over the ground by dinosaurs, so how could they have the pleasure of eating dinosaur meat?
The most important thing is that those are European and American blockbusters, and they are all starring Europeans and Americans. With their limited cooking skills, they can't even cook a potato. They either boil it or fry it. It's tasteless. Even if you put dinosaur meat in front of them, they won't be able to cook it. When it comes to eating, they are just a group of uncivilized monkeys.
(End of this chapter)
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