The Three Kingdoms: A vicious plan was offered, and Liu Bei was stunned!

Chapter 374: Cheng Yu suggests a counter-espionage plan, Jianglingguanyihuhouzhixing

Luo Yuan didn't wait for Xu Zhu. He ordered his men to return to their generals after they had diarrhea once. During the journey, Xu Zhu and other generals kept going to the roadside to have diarrhea.

I can't control my body at all!

By the time they arrived in Jiangling, these brave men of the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry had become so thin that they couldn't even ride a horse. They were transported to Jiangling in carriages like dead pigs.

Luo Yuan politely handed the person to Cao Cao: "Meng De, I picked up some people outside, they might be yours, take a look!"

As soon as Cao Cao saw Xu Zhu, he naturally understood that his plan had been foiled by Luo Yuan.

Xu Zhu shrank his head in embarrassment, with his back to Cao Cao, holding his stomach with one hand and pulling his belt.

The faces of the cavalrymen of the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry were not very good. They looked so weak that a gust of wind could blow them away. Their bodies were trembling and they could not stand steadily!
Cao Cao was surprised. As for Luo Yuan's weird temper, he was used to it.

Luo Yuan said: "Meng De, I won't delay your meeting with your men. I have official business to attend to, so I'll leave first!"

As soon as Luo Yuan left, Cao Cao hurriedly asked Xu Zhu: "What happened? He actually caught us?"

Don’t mention it!

Xu Zhu was about to speak when his stomach started to growl. There were seven or eight other people like him!

Everyone’s expressions changed drastically!

Xu Zhu pushed Cao Cao away and said, "Excuse me, Prime Minister. I need to go to the bathroom first!"

After saying this, Xu Zhu and seven or eight other generals looked around. Jiangling Inn didn't look like the wild, and they couldn't find a place to relieve themselves, so they immediately hid in the corner of the yard and pulled up.
Each of them had a ferocious look on their face, like a demon, and they seemed to want to bite people to death.

Everyone had defecated countless times along the way, and their stomachs had long been empty. They clearly couldn't defecate anything, but they just wanted to defecate.

Their brain and body told them they wanted to poop, but nothing happened!

That feeling was extremely sour and refreshing.

Cao Cao was confused and blushed with anger!
This is an inn. Liu Bei and Sun Quan live next door.

If they knew that one of their generals actually shit here... would I, as the prime minister, still have any face?
Xu Zhu, you bastard, even if you have no shame, why would I want you?
Cao Cao was so angry that he turned around and left, breathing heavily.

Jia Xu, Cheng Yu and others looked at each other. The two exchanged glances. Is it so tragic?
Cao Cao slapped his thigh fiercely and said, "It must be Gongqi's doing!"

Needless to say, the misconduct of Xu Zhu and others must be related to Luo Yuan, but let's be honest, if you hadn't asked Xu Zhu to come over, Luo Yuan would not have taken action.

Luo Yuan really gave face to Cao Cao by not killing Xu Zhu.

Jia Xu smiled bitterly and said, "Gong Qi still showed mercy, but his methods were a bit cruel!"

Cao Cao glared: "Is this despicable? This... is despicable. I am his father-in-law after all, but he doesn't even give me the slightest bit of dignity."

Cao Cao suddenly remembered something and his face changed drastically. If Xu Zhu was like this, what about his own Tiger and Leopard Cavalry? Could they still be used?

That was achieved by investing countless resources.

"If all the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry are like this, what should we do?"

Seeing Cao Cao in a hurry, Cheng Yu comforted him: "My lord, don't be alarmed. Luo Yuandang is not so cruel. The Tiger and Leopard Cavalry are still safe."

You know shit!
Is Luo Yuan a black-hearted person? He is deliberately disgusting himself!
When Cao Cao saw that Xu Zhu and others were just suffering from diarrhea and were fine but in low spirits, he immediately realized that Luo Yuan was deliberately disgusting him.

It feels so uncomfortable!
This person is so disgusting.

Cao Cao hurriedly asked Xiahou Dun to go and check on the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry, otherwise he would be worried. He turned around and said to Cheng Yu: "I'm afraid my original plan won't work. I feel sad about Gong Qi's behavior. Do you have any way to let me suppress him?" Jia Xu curled his lips and asked, "Is it necessary for you to attend?"
Being bullied by Luo Yuan is nothing.

Cheng Yu thought about it and said, "The Prime Minister is Luo Yun's father-in-law, why not invite him to dinner? How can he not toast to the Prime Minister?"

"But this is not enough, we also need to terrify Liu Bei and Sun Quan."

Cheng Yu said: "Let us all accompany them and make some noise. Sun Quan and Liu Bei will definitely ask about it. If they ask, tell them that we are discussing military and national affairs with Luo Yuan. Sun Quan and Liu Bei will definitely be suspicious. Now the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry should be in Jiangling. They will definitely be surprised and think that Luo Yuan wants to kill them? They will definitely confront Luo Yuan. The Prime Minister only needs to keep Luo Yuan. The two will definitely be restless."

If Liu Bei and Sun Quan become restless, they will act recklessly, and then we will have a legitimate reason to kill them.

As soon as Cao Cao thought about it, he was immediately satisfied with Cheng Yu's idea. It was a good idea with minimal fuss and sufficient reasons.

It can also alienate the relationship between Luo Yuan and Sun Quan and Liu Bei.

Jia Xu shook his head slightly.

Cao Cao was unhappy and asked, "Why is Wenhe shaking his head?"

Isn’t this a good plan? Even if Luo Yuan knew about it, he wouldn’t be able to say anything. He would be so disgusted.

Jia Xu said, "Prime Minister, Luo Gongqi is a famous scholar in the world. How could he not know that he should not meet with the Prime Minister alone at this time? Just look at him. Since Liu Bei and Sun Quan came, he has been interacting with Kong Ming, Zhou Yu and others at most, but not alone with Sun Quan and Liu Bei. He must have been on guard for a long time. This kind of sowing discord is useless!"

Cheng Yu was a little unhappy, and his eyes became somewhat resentful. Jia Xu didn't talk much when he was in Yecheng, but now he talks more.

Do you want to replace yourself?
Cheng Yu smiled and said, "The Prime Minister is Gongqi's father-in-law. He is just inviting Gongqi to enjoy the family reunion as a father-in-law. You can also invite Cao Jie to come. How can he not come for the family reunion?"

Cao Cao burst into laughter and said, That’s right!

Cao Cao made the decision immediately: let’s do it!
Jia Xu saw Cheng Yu looking at him and said nothing. "You're surnamed Cheng, so you think Jiangling is Yecheng?"

At this time Xu Zhu came back. His bear-like body looked very weak. After coming in, Xu Zhu sat on the ground with an extremely embarrassed look on his face.

Then he told Cao Cao the reason, he and his men had been fighting for three days.

There is no face anymore!

Luo Yuan has seen himself taking off his pants and having diarrhea many times.

"Prime Minister, this... I wanted to pretend to surrender, but in the end..."

It was too much to talk about, and tears started to flow. Xu Zhu's eyes turned red and he started crying. He had seen people being bullied before, but he had never seen people being bullied like this.

He wanted to die.

Cao Cao was also dumbfounded when he heard this. Is there such a poison in the world that can make people have diarrhea for three days?

Will Luo Yuan give himself a try?

At his age, if he poops for three days... he'll be close to death.

Cao Cao was speechless, but when he heard Xu Zhu say that the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry were fine, he was relieved. However, the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry were now being held by Luo Yuan's Yulin Army.

Cao Cao comforted Xu Zhu and asked him to see Zhang Zhongjing. It would not be good to have diarrhea all the time. Fortunately, there was a famous doctor in Jiangling.

As soon as Xu Zhu left, Cao Cao told Cheng Yu to quickly arrange for Luo Yuan to come for dinner.

After the discussion, Cao Cao saw a group of servants cleaning the yard outside. The servants turned over the soil to cover the things the generals had pulled, and then planted a ginkgo tree!

Then a sign was put up on the side with a few words written on it: Hu Hou Xing!
(End of this chapter)