The Three Kingdoms: A vicious plan was offered, and Liu Bei was stunned!

Chapter 375: Tiger Marquis Xing attracts famous places, hero banquet builds momentum in Jiangling
Cao Cao was surprised and called his servant to ask about it.

Why plant trees?

The servant said that it was Luo Yuan's idea. When he heard that Xu Zhu had defecated in the inn, he ordered them to plant a tree at the place where he defecated. After thousands of years, it would become a famous scenic spot.

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The servant said seriously, "If people come to visit, they will think of today's story as soon as they see the apricot tree. The master said that we can make money by charging admission tickets in the future. Jiangling Inn is newly built. Although the conditions are good, it lacks some historical background. Famous places in the world have their origins, and Jiangling Inn is naturally the same. Today, there is a place where Tiger Marquis defecated, which will definitely make people curious!"

Cao Cao's face twitched and his beard fluttered.

Damn Luo Yuan!
Aren't you humiliating me?

Xu Zhu was his subordinate, how could he be left out of this story?
Do you still want to pass this story down for thousands of years?
Luo Yuan, this son-in-law has a very evil conscience!
Cao Cao said angrily: "Pull out that apricot tree for me and do not plant any more trees."

The servant looked at Cao Cao and said with a smile: "Prime Minister, it's not that I don't want to, but I really don't dare. This is the order of the lord. These are the best yellow-skinned apricots. They will bear fruit in two years."

When Cao Cao saw that the servants ignored him, he looked at Jia Xu. Jia Xu immediately pretended to be dead and said, "Don't look for me!"
Under that tree is Xu Zhu’s shit, but I’m a scholar!

Jia Xu was unwilling, so Cao Cao looked at Cheng Yu. Cheng Yu's face changed drastically and said, "I am also a scholar, but..." He did not dare to avoid Cao Cao.

"Why not let Xu Zhu go?"

Cao Cao was speechless. Xu Zhu had no strength left, and he had also gone to find Zhang Zhongjing!
I can't do it myself.
Cao Cao said, "You and I are both here today. If it gets out, it will really damage our reputation."

We are all people of status, okay?

If the news of Xu Zhu defecating today gets out, won't others be curious?
Why did Xu Zhu poop in public? Who else was there?
If you find out about Cao Cao, Jia Xu and Cheng Yu, will others misunderstand that they have the habit of watching people poop?

When Cao Cao thought of this, he felt terrible.

Cheng Yu still refused. He was not like Jia Xu who didn't care about his status around Cao Cao!
If I don't go, I'm afraid my boss will be unhappy.

We definitely can't ask outsiders to handle this kind of thing, otherwise the news will get out again.

Seeing Cheng Yu's hesitation, Cao Cao said, "Jiangling Cai Wenji is compiling a book. The Jiangling meeting will definitely be recorded in the book. If..."

All right!

You don’t need to say anything!
Cheng Yu was startled, then nodded immediately and was about to pull up the tree, but the servant of the inn stopped him: "This is the property of Jiangling inn, sir, please do not act rashly!"

Cheng Yu didn't care about this servant at all. He walked over and kicked the tree. He was furious. What a mess.

He kicked very hard and the apricot tree fell to one side, but the roots buried in the soil suddenly stood up, immediately blowing shit, urine and dirt onto Cheng Yu's face.

Cheng Yu felt a foul smell rushing towards his head and was suddenly dumbfounded and didn't know what to do!

Cao Cao was stunned. He didn’t know what to say for a moment. Cao Cao turned around and looked at Jia Xu, and the two of them turned back in a hurry.

Then they heard Cheng Yu screaming from behind and ran away in panic with his back to them.

The servant at the inn shook his head and said, "I told you not to do anything rash, but you didn't listen."

The result... is beautiful!

The servants replanted the apricot tree and stomped down the soil firmly.

Can anyone touch the things in Jianglingguanyi?

Cao Cao looked at Jia Xu and said, "This... I really didn't expect that Cheng Yu really has bad luck."

Jia Xu nodded slightly, but he didn't agree in his heart. He thought it was the servant's problem!
Why did the servant specifically stop Cheng Yu and say something like "don't act rashly"?

The word "zaoci" was something that ordinary servants could say. The servants and guards of the Jiangling Inn were all from the Jiangling army. Jia Xu knew that there were many literate people in the Jiangling army.

The servant was actually a scholar and a very smart one, otherwise he would not have been selected to serve in the management.

Jia Xu naturally would not say that this was probably Luo Yuan deliberately making trouble for Cheng Yu, but when he thought about it, he felt that it was unlikely. Luo Yuan definitely did not know what happened in the inn.

While Cao Cao and Jia Xu were talking about this, Liu Bei arrived. Cao Cao had no choice but to go and greet him. However, when he saw Liu Bei looking at the apricot tree in the yard, Cao Cao became unhappy.

Damn, he came here to see me make a fool of myself.

Liu Bei said: "The apricot tree in the prime minister's courtyard is really beautiful. There is no such tree in my courtyard. It shows that Luo Yuan is partial to the prime minister!"

Are you fucking speaking human language?

Cao Cao was upset, but he still magnanimously invited Liu to come in and talk.

In the military headquarters, Xu Shu laughed and said to Luo Yuan: "Gongqi, Cheng Yu was covered in shit, and Liu Huangshu went to watch the fun. Prime Minister Cao was very unhappy, and later the Marquis of Wu also went to visit!"

Liu Bei went there, and Sun Quan followed shortly after. The two of them commented on the Huhou Apricot, saying that the apricot was very good and it looked like it had a great origin.

When Liu Bei was in Xuchang, he had consulted Zhong Guocai and said with great experience that if you want to grow good apricot trees, you must use farmyard manure.

This made Cao Cao so angry that he wanted to kill him!

If you want to make fun of yourself, just be direct. Why be so sarcastic?

Boss Cao is furious.

After Xu Shu laughed, he also felt that Luo Yuan was bullying: "I'm afraid the Prime Minister will find trouble with you later!"

"Who told him to break the rules and secretly mobilize the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry to Jiangling? What does he want to do?" Luo Yuan just wanted to disgust Lao Cao.

Just negotiate properly in Jiangling and don’t do anything unnecessary!
Be kind.

As for Boss Cao being unhappy, it has nothing to do with him. As long as he is happy, that's all.
Luo Yuan didn't have any other intentions, he just hoped that Boss Cao would behave himself, and that everyone could discuss the things that needed to be discussed, and those who wanted to continue fighting could just fight.

Xu Shu sighed, "I'm afraid it won't be easy. Gong Qi, Guan Yu, Huang Gai and other Jiangdong generals have entered Jiangling. They are all brave and will not let anyone off easily!"

“What happened to them?
"Last night, Guan Yu met Xiahou Dun, and the two almost got into a fight. Fortunately, a patrolling soldier was nearby and avoided a fight!" said Xu Shu.

Bosses like Cao Cao are easy to deal with. They are all people of status and will not kill people indiscriminately with swords. However, it is different for the generals under their command.

It would be a miracle if people could be polite to each other.

The big brothers in society can sit down and talk, but the younger brothers don’t have that kind of awareness.

"Have a competition, let them compete, give them something to do!"

"Football? They don't know how to play."

Luo Yuan smiled and said that only people in Jiangling knew how to play football, so Guan Yu and his people definitely had no interest in it.

"How do you feel about eating?"

"Have a meal?"

Of course, it is not just a simple meal, it also needs a nice name. Luo Yuan immediately said: "Let's call it the Heroes' Banquet. Those who attend the banquet are heroes. Let's see who eats the most. It will also allow the people to watch the excitement!"

(End of this chapter)