Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 1 Madam is going to visit the graves on Qingfeng Mountain!
Wear it, really wear it...

At noon, Liu Gao collapsed on the bed, his waist and legs ached, his spirits were low, and it seemed as if his body had been hollowed out...

After a night of careful experience, Liu Gao was finally able to confirm:

He wore it!
Traveled to the world of Water Margin!
He was reborn as Liu Zhizhai of Qingfeng Village, who had the same name and surname as him!

Being reborn as Liu Zhizhai is not a problem; not having a system is!

Isn't this making things difficult for Liu Gao?
He had to fight to the death in the battlefield of alcohol to become a sales manager. How could he survive in the Water Margin world without a system?
This is a cannibalistic world!
Wearing Lu Junyi's clothes isn't safe enough, and you want me to wear Liu Zhizhai's clothes?

What's good about going through Liuzhizhai?
"My lord..."

A beautiful young woman snuggled in Liu Gao's arms, her slender fingers gently drawing circles on his chest.

Well, Mrs. Liu Zhizhai is still pretty good.

No wonder Wang Aihu stabbed his brother twice for her...

There is a poem in the original book as evidence:

Without makeup, her figure is naturally charming;
She is too lazy to wear makeup, and she is naturally beautiful.

Her hair was half-tied up, and she was so beautiful that she could captivate all creatures.

Her eyes are filled with sorrow, and she is so beautiful that the moon and flowers would be ashamed of themselves.

It is just like Chang'e leaving the Moon Palace, or like the Weaver Girl descending to the Yaochi Lake.

She is so beautiful that she can make fishes sink to the bottom of their chests and geese fall to the ground, and she is also the Chang'e and the Weaver Girl. You can imagine how beautiful she is!

But this old woman is not an easy person to deal with.

In the original novel, Song Jiang did not do many things, one of which was to stop Wang Aihu from raping Liu Zhizhai's wife.

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai went to visit her mother's grave and was robbed by Wang Aihu as soon as she left the city.

Song Jiang knew that her husband and Hua Rong were colleagues, and for Hua Rong's sake, he stopped Wang Aihu.

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai thus escaped the disaster.

Instead of feeling grateful, she repaid kindness with hatred.

After being rescued, she met Song Jiang while watching the lanterns in Qingfeng Town. She lied to Liu Zhizhai and said that Song Jiang was the leader of the thieves in Qingfeng Mountain.

Liu Zhizhai believed it to be true and sent people to arrest Song Jiang.

Song Jiang refused to admit it, and it was Mrs. Liu Zhizhai who ordered severe torture, which forced Song Jiang to confess.

If Hua Rong hadn't rescued him, Song Jiang would have been taken to the state and beheaded!

Song Jiang is certainly not an easy person to deal with.

Song Jiang then teamed up with the three villains from Qingfeng Mountain and not only killed Liu Zhizhai, but also killed his entire family!

The term "spendthrift old woman" is no longer enough to describe Mrs. Liu Zhizhai!
Liu Gao would like to call her the old woman who wiped out the whole family!

"In a few days it will be the twelfth lunar month..."

The beautiful young woman's voice is soft and sticky:

"If you are free, could you accompany me to burn paper at my mother's grave?"

Liu Gao: "Good duck, good duck."

Liu Gao agreed absentmindedly.

"My lord is the best!"

The beautiful young woman contentedly put her arms around Liu Gao's neck:
"With an official by my side, I am not afraid of Qingfeng Mountain..."

"What did you say?"

Liu Gao was shocked:
Qingfeng Mountain?
Are you going to visit the grave or are you airdropped?
Although "Golden-haired Tiger" Yan Shun, "Dwarf Tiger" Wang Ying, and "White-faced Young Man" Zheng Tianshou are collectively known as the "Three Wastes of Qingfeng Mountain", none of the three brothers can fight.

The problem is, Liu Gao can’t be beaten either!

Liu Gao was a civil servant in his previous life, and he had only practiced the Lightning Five Whips for two days before traveling through time!

how to spell?
Seeing Liu Gao dumbfounded, the beautiful young woman cautiously called out:
"My lord..."

"Wait a moment!"

Liu Gao: "What did you say before?"

ha?
The beautiful young woman looked confused: "With an official by my side, I am not afraid of Qingfeng Mountain..." Liu Gao: "Go forward!"

devil!

The beautiful young woman looked shy and said, "My lord is the best!"

Liu Gao: "Go forward!"

What are you doing?
The beautiful young woman looked confused: "...If you have time, can you accompany me to my mother's grave to burn paper?"

Liu Gao: “No!”

Beautiful young woman: "..."

play me?

Are you playing with me?
The beautiful young woman's face darkened, and she suddenly sat up, holding her waist with both hands, staring with her big watery eyes:
"Are you trying to make fun of me, sir?"

"hehe!"

Liu Gao sneered:

I am entertaining you?

I'm saving your teeth!
If you really go to Qingfeng Mountain and the gears of fate start turning, can you tell me how to stop it?
Risking a leg to get it stuck in the gear?
"Humph!"

The beautiful young woman pretended to turn her face away and only showed her smooth jade-like back to Liu Gao:
"If you regret it, don't even think about getting into my bed again!"

"Ha ha……"

Liu Gao sneered:

If you can't go, then you don't go?
You are so crazy!
This is a fucking feudal society!
If Liu Gao hadn't been so pure-hearted at this moment, comparable to a sage, he would have had to teach this beautiful young woman how to behave!
In this psychological state, Liu Gao had a strong sense of crisis and was always prepared for danger, with Qingfeng Mountain on his mind.

Qingfeng Mountain and Qingfeng Village are too close, not to mention that there are Erlong Mountain, Taohua Mountain, and Baihu Mountain nearby...

It would be fine if he was surrounded by powerful enemies, but the key is that Hua Rong, the deputy chief of Qingfeng Village, is not on the same page with him!
It would be fine if Hua Rong was a waste like Liu Zhizhai, but Hua Rong is still one of the protagonists in the Water Margin world!
Ranked ninth among the 108 heroes of Liangshan!
The Eight Cavalrymen of the Cavalry ranked first!

He can shoot an arrow through the target from a hundred paces away, and is known as "Little Li Guang"!
He is good at using silver spear and is also known as "Silver Spearman"!
The "Three Wastes of Qingfeng Mountain" are already tricky enough, not to mention Hua Rong!
In the original plot, Hua Rong dug out Liu Zhizhai's heart with his own hands!
Liu Gao is really having a hard time!

Wait!
Liu Gao frowned:
Let me start from the beginning!
Since Mrs. Liu Zhizhai hasn't gone to visit the grave yet, Song Jiang certainly hasn't gone to Qingfeng Mountain yet!

The story hasn't started yet...

……

The beautiful young woman waited for a long time but Liu Gao didn't come to coax her. She couldn't help but secretly turned her head to look at Liu Gao:

But Liu Gao was seen frowning and thinking hard!

Jianshui's eyes murmured, and the beautiful young woman turned around and put her arms around Liu Gao's neck again:

"Sir, are you worried because of the Qingfeng Mountain bandits?"

"Do you know the Qingfeng Bandits?"

Liu Gao was also drunk:

Did you know you'd still go?
So you knew there was a tiger in the mountain, but you still went towards it?
"Don't worry, sir!"

The beautiful young woman smiled confidently:
"I have a plan that will make sure the Qingfeng Mountain bandits never return!"

You want to make me laugh to death so that you can inherit my property!
Liu Gao certainly didn't believe she could come up with any clever ideas, but what if she could give him a surprise?

"Elaborate!"

"Sir, I heard people say that Hua Rong is an excellent spearman and skilled in archery and horse riding. Why don't you order him to accompany you as a guard?"

The beautiful young woman proudly offered:
"As long as Hua Rong is here, the Qingfeng Mountain bandits will definitely not return!"

That's it? That's it?
Liu Gao's mouth twitched twice secretly: "Did that person mention that Hua Rong and I have always been at odds?"

"Hey, sir!"

The beautiful young woman said disapprovingly: "You are the superior, you treat him to a feast with all the delicacies from mountains and seas, how dare he not come?
"A rough warrior like this, after three or five glasses of wine and a few kind words, are you afraid that he won't be grateful?

"What's so difficult about ordering him to go with the guards?"

Very interesting!
Liu Gao's eyes lit up. Inspired by the beautiful young woman's clever plan, he suddenly had a bold idea...

(End of this chapter)