Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 2 How can I live without you, Tongzi!

He has white teeth, red lips, handsome eyes, clear eyebrows, a thin waist and broad shoulders like an ape.

He can ride a naughty horse and loves to release Saker Falcons.

The god's arm is so strong that he can shoot an arrow through the target from a hundred paces away. The autumn moon is clear when the bow is drawn, and the cold stars burst out when the eagle-feather arrow is shot.

He was called Little Li Guang and his general was Hua Rong.

This is Hua Rong!
Liu Gao looked at the muscular pretty boy in front of him and for the first time felt threatened by his appearance.

Hua Rong also looked at the young scholar in front of him. Although he had a handsome face, he seemed to have indulged in excessive sexual activities.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but something seems wrong with Liu Zhizhai today, but I can’t tell what’s wrong…

Hua Rong had no good feelings towards Liu Zhizhai at all.

It’s just that a higher-ranking official can crush a person, and Liu Zhizhai is his immediate superior, so he has to come when his superior summons him.

After a perfunctory greeting, Hua Rong asked expressionlessly:
"Liu Zhizhai, I wonder why you summoned Hua Rong here?"

"Brother Hua!"

Liu Gao bowed without saying anything:

"I have behaved recklessly since taking office, causing my brothers to suffer!"

Hua Rong was totally unprepared at that time!
Hua Rong bowed his head reflexively:
"Brother, what are you talking about..."

too suddenly!

Although most of the Liangshan heroes have small heads, either squeezed by doors or kicked by donkeys...

But Hua Rong’s head is still a little round!
So after bowing his head reflexively, Hua Rong finally realized:
That’s not right!

When did I become his brother?

You should know that Hua Rong was originally the boss of Qingfeng Village, but after Liu Zhizhai came to Qingfeng Village, Hua Rong became the second in command!
So from the first day Liu Zhizhai came to Qingfengzhai, he naturally stood on the opposite side of Hua Rong!

Not to mention sitting down to have a drink together, I'm not even bothered to say hello when I meet someone on the street!
What’s going on with Liu Zhizhai today?

……

That's it!

Liu Gao, who was bowing to Hua Rong like a married couple, was happy:

Sure enough, the passive skill of the Liangshan hero was triggered!

As we all know, the heroes of Liangshan would bow down and kneel down as soon as they disagreed with something, as if they had triggered a passive skill.

Besides showing respect and building closer relationships, bowing down has many other additional effects.

The most evil one among them can even make people easily forgive the murderer who just wanted to kill them!
It's like Sun Erniang drugged Wu Song, and after Wu Song counterattacked, Zhang Qing came out and bowed to Wu Song.

Wu Song was like being possessed by an evil spirit. Not only did he forgive Sun Erniang, he also became brothers with Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang!
Wu Song is not alone. Lu Zhishen also had the same experience as Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang and became brothers...

So there is nothing in this world that cannot be solved by bowing down and praying.

If so, then bow twice.

[Hua Rong bows to you, your system has been activated! ]

system?

You're finally here?
At this moment, Liu Gao's eyes were moist:
Tongzi!

How can I live without you, Tongzi!

Liu Gao quickly asked the system in his mind:

"What system are you?"

[Master, I am the "Life and Death Friendship One Bowl of Wine System"! ]

Are you serious?

Liu Gao was also drunk:

No, what's the use of this system of a bowl of wine for a life-and-death friendship?

[As long as the master interacts with the celebrities in the Water Margin in a friendly manner, he can improve his favorability until he becomes a "friend of life and death"! ]

[Become a life-and-death friend and receive a friendship sponsorship gift pack! 】

Liu Gao was stunned: "Friendly interaction?"

[Friendly interactions include bowing down, drinking and chatting, talking by candlelight at night, sleeping with feet touching, and sticking your back together…]

What?
Before I traveled through time, I had to drink with clients. After I traveled through time, I still have to drink with heroes?
Didn’t I travel through time in vain?
Liu Gao was stunned:
What's even more perverted is that drinking with me isn't enough, you also want me to sleep with you?

The fancy name is actually to cover up the fact that you are just a lousy dating system!

No, can’t you give me a super rich system?

If I spend one tael of silver on a Liangshan hero, the system will return me ten thousand taels of silver. Isn't that great?
However, the system could not chat with him, so Liu Gao asked the system to open its own property panel:
[Name: Liu Gao] [Talent: None]

[Skill: None]

[Friendship of life and death: None]

[Broken neck friendship: None]

[Inseparable Friends: None]

【Moral friendship: None】

[Casual acquaintances: None]

[Nodding acquaintance: Hua Rong]

Good guy!
I have no relatives!
Liu Gao was stunned by his predecessor's network of relationships. The only acquaintance he had was Hua Rong, whom he had just fooled!
I posted this on WeChat Moments and no one liked it, right?
After a systematic explanation, Liu Gao understood that only famous people from the Water Margin would appear on the panel.

Liu Gao queried Hua Rong's attribute panel with the system again, but how much content he could retrieve depended on their relationship.

Based on the current relationship between Liu Gao and Hua Rong, what can be found is very limited:

[Name: Hua Rong]

[Friendship: Nodding acquaintance]

【talent:*】

【Skill:*】

Commander: *

【Force: 92】

【Intelligence: 60】

【charm:*】

This is a master!

Liu Gao's heart was burning with excitement. As long as he could capture Hua Rong, he would have the power to protect himself in the world of Water Margin!
Must win!

Even if it means stabbing you in the back, you must win!
Wait!
After comparing Hua Rong's attribute panel, Liu Gao discovered a serious problem:
"System, is there something missing on my attribute panel?
“Where’s my strength?

“What about my intelligence?

"Is it so unworthy of mention?"

[Tip: This system is only responsible for providing positive feedback for the friendly interaction between the owner and the Water Margin celebrities! ]

Real hammer!
You are a fucking dating system!

I am too tired to complain, and I don't have time to complain. Liu Gao and Hua Rong are still in the posture of husband and wife bowing to each other!

If he continues to bow like this, Hua Rong will doubt his motives!

Liu Gao straightened up and grabbed Hua Rong's hands!
Hua Rong wanted to pull it out but Liu Gao held it too tightly:

"Brother, to be honest, I was forced to do this!"

Hua Rong was confused:
"Who forced it?"

"Qingfeng Mountain! Erlong Mountain! Taohua Mountain!"

Liu Gao said righteously:

"These three mountains surround Qingfeng Village, where people commit all kinds of evil, such as burning, killing, looting, and so on!
“It’s like a burden on my brother’s heart!

"It's so stressful that I can't breathe!

"On the way to Qingfeng Village, I have been thinking about how to flatten the three mountains and eliminate the harm to the people!"

Are you serious?

Hua Rong couldn't believe his ears. Was this still the corrupt official he knew?

Taking a sneak peek at the sumptuous banquet, Hua Rong muttered to himself:
Could this guy have drunk some fake wine?
"I think about it day and night, morning and evening, deep in thought...

"Finally, I have come up with a brilliant plan!"

Liu Gao's sonorous and powerful deception:
"If this plan succeeds, the three mountains will surely be reduced to ashes!"

You are exaggerating a bit!

Originally Hua Rong didn't believe Liu Gao, but as he came from a military family, he liked this guy too much!

As a military general, who doesn’t want to go into battle and kill the enemy?
Who doesn’t want to carry a three-foot sword and achieve unprecedented achievements?

So Hua Rong bowed and said, "I'd like to hear more about it!"

(End of this chapter)