Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?
Chapter 119 Li Kui: I was careless and didn’t dodge! [1 more]
Chapter 119 Li Kui: I was careless and didn’t dodge! [1 more]
"Bald donkey!
"Are you stupid?"
The black bear man was even angrier than Lu Zhishen:
“We are on the same path!
"You don't want to help me, but you want to beat me?"
"fart!"
The black bear man's confident speech confused Lu Zhishen:
"Which one is with you?
"When did I recognize you, a black fellow?"
"The host invited us to drink, and we promised that we would accept everyone who came!"
The black bear man was so angry that he was huffing and puffing:
"The master came to have a drink, but they said they would only invite boatmen and fishermen!
“You called me rude and chased me away!
"That guy pushed me first, so I pushed him back!
"More than a dozen of them came to beat me up!
"If I didn't have some skills, wouldn't they have beaten me in vain?
“You are neither a boatman nor a fisherman!
"If you don't help me, they'll chase you away after they chase me away!"
"You bastard—"
After Lu Zhishen finished cursing, he suddenly found himself speechless!
According to Black Bear's logic, there is nothing wrong with it!
Wait!
Something doesn't seem right!
Lu Zhishen was confused by the black bear man's logic and was stunned for a moment, but he quickly reacted:
“I was invited here!
"I also gave my share!
"The host only invited boatmen and fishermen, how did you, a black fellow, get in?
"Have you taken your share?"
"What kind of person?"
The black bear man looked around confidently, looking for the fisherman who told him "everyone is welcome":
"it's him!
“It was he who told the master to accept everyone who comes!
“Master originally came here to buy fish, it’s not like he doesn’t have money to pay the bill!
"If I don't fight, I'll just miss this meal?"
The fisherman shouted hurriedly:
"I made it clear to you when you came to buy fish.
"Today, the owner of the fishing ya is holding a wedding banquet and inviting all the boatmen on the river bank. No one will be turned away!
"No business, please forgive me!"
"Look!"
The black bear man pointed at the fisherman and asked Lu Zhishen confidently:
"Did he say he would accept anyone who comes?
“You are neither boatmen nor fishermen!
"You guys can eat it, but the master can't?"
Anyone with a decent eye could see this now:
It turns out that this big black bear guy is quite stupid!
Like the black bear man who ate a free meal and beat up the host——
Generally speaking, they are either stupid or bad!
But the black bear man looked so righteous and logical, as if he had been wronged...
It's hard not to suspect that he is really stupid!
Lu Zhishen was originally eager to teach this big black bear a lesson, but now he can't bear it anymore:
He is stupid to begin with, and I still want to beat him!
Wouldn't that be bullying a fool?
Zhang Heng had already climbed up by then, wiped his face and accused the black bear man:
"How do you say you hit someone?"
The black bear man glared and said, "If he doesn't hit me, why would I hit him?"
Zhang Heng: "If you don't push him, will he hit you?"
The big black bear said confidently: "If he doesn't push me, will I push him?"
Zhang Heng: "If you don't eat and drink for free, will he push you?"
The black bear man said confidently: "He said he would accept anyone who comes, so the master came! How can you say that he eats and drinks for free?"
Zhang Heng: "Didn't you hear him say that the owner of the fishing fangs invited all the boatmen on the river bank?"
The big black bear pointed at Lu Zhishen and said, "He is neither a boatman nor a fisherman, so why can he drink alcohol?
"He can eat it, but I can't?"
"He is the distinguished guest I invited..."
At this point, Zhang Heng found that he couldn't argue with the black bear guy anymore.
The black bear guy is simply a fool!
The other person was stupid to begin with, and there was even a misunderstanding!
I'm afraid only a fool can explain things to a fool...
When a scholar meets a soldier, he has no idea what is going on!
Besides, Zhang Heng is not a scholar, and the black bear guy is a fool!
Fools are not scary.
It doesn't make sense, so just beat the idiot up to vent your anger.
The scary thing is that a fool can still fight! It really doesn't make sense and I can't fight...
Zhang Shun finally came to himself with the help of two fishermen.
Zhang Heng pulled Zhang Shun aside and quickly explained:
"Brother, how do you calculate this?"
Zhang Shun was also depressed.
If the black bear guy is not a fool, even if he is a fool, he will be beaten anyway as long as he does not expose his IQ in public.
If he couldn't beat the black bear on the shore, he could use provocation to provoke the black bear into the water to fight him.
But the black bear man's IQ has been fully exposed!
If he continues to use provocation, won't he be laughed at by the world?
You should know that all the boatmen and fishermen from both sides of the river are gathered here today!
Several thousand people!
That's thousands of pairs of eyes!
That’s thousands of mouths!
Tomorrow, no, maybe today the scandal of him “tricking fools into the water” will spread across both sides of the river!
But if he doesn't beat the black bear guy, the rumor that he "was beaten by a fool" will spread to both sides of the river!
Can we still keep the reputation of “the white shark in the waves”?
How to break?
Zhang Shun was angry and anxious, and was in a dilemma!
At this time, young Xuande Liu Gao would of course come out to rescue the situation.
After all, Zhang Heng is his man.
Although Zhang Shun is not his man now, he will be his sooner or later.
"In that case——"
Liu Gao walked out with a righteous attitude and came to uphold justice:
"Man, if you want to be reasonable, let's talk about reason."
The black bear man: "What the hell is your business!"
Liu Gao: (ノ义)ノ彡┻━┻
"Speechless words!"
Liu Gao's face darkened:
"Paws!"
"Order!"
The black bear man scolded Liu Gao, which made Lu Zhishen more angry than scolding Lu Zhishen!
At Liu Gao's command, Lu Zhishen rushed forward in anger!
It's a big cunt when it goes up!
"Snapped--"
Although the black bear man was as strong as a black bear, Lu Zhishen was born with supernatural strength and was well fed.
A big fist actually whipped a black bear man with a height of eight feet and a waist of eight feet into the air!
"Whoosh whoosh—"
The black bear man's huge body flew up half a foot off the ground!
It spun several times like a top before falling down!
"boom--"
It was like a mountain collapsed, and the big black bear fell heavily to the ground!
A mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth!
Fortunately, he had thick skin and strong flesh. The black bear man climbed up in shock and anger, and skillfully grabbed Lu Zhishen's hair!
But unexpectedly, I got nothing!
The black bear man then realized that Lu Zhishen had no hair!
As a result, Lu Zhishen is another big jerk!
"Snapped--"
The black bear man took off into the air again!
This time it was the other way around, and it spun several times like a top before falling down!
"boom--"
The black bear man fell heavily to the ground again, spitting out a mouthful of blood, then climbed up in shock and anger!
Although he was hit by two big punches in a row, the black bear man thought he was careless and did not dodge!
The bald donkey won unfairly!
So this time the black bear man stood up and punched with both fists!
The previous punch hit the black tiger's heart, and the next punch hit the black tiger's crotch!
However, he only relies on brute force. If it comes to competing in martial arts, Lu Zhishen can teach him a lesson with just one hand!
Seeing the black bear man twisting his waist and turning sideways, punching with both fists at the same time, Lu Zhishen kicked him on the head!
"boom--"
The black bear man was kicked out directly!
He lay on the ground like a puddle of mud, with stars in his eyes!
Fortunately, Lu Zhishen held back on his strength, otherwise, with this kick, the Black Bear guy would have been turned into a vegetable if not dead!
Seeing that the black bear man couldn't struggle, Lu Zhishen stepped forward, grabbed the black bear man's hair, and lifted him up:
"Hei Si, are you convinced?"
[I will update one chapter first and ask for monthly votes and recommendation tickets. Wang Pao will continue to write the next chapter]
(End of this chapter)
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