Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 120 Liu Gao: That's it? That's it? [Update 2]

Li Kui has one advantage. It’s really admirable that you can’t beat him!

It was like the first time he met Jiao Ting, he also spoke rudely.

As a result, he was knocked down by Jiao Ting's punch!

Li Kui thought: This guy is really good at boxing!
Then Li Kui stopped fighting and asked Jiao Ting's name.

Jiao Ting not only said nothing, but also mocked him.

Li Kui was furious and jumped up to fight, but was kicked by Jiao Ting and fell down!
This time Li Kui was completely obedient and shouted, "We can't beat him!"

Get up and go...

So the black bear man, also known as the "Black Whirlwind" Li Kui, is not just trying to be strong and aggressive.

When he meets someone he can’t beat, he really gives in!

Lu Zhishen's two powerful blows from both sides, plus a kick, immediately made Li Kui behave himself!
His face was swollen like a pig's head, and Li Kui was breathing heavily:

"I obey you, not him!"

He was referring to Liu Gao.

Li Kui pointed at Liu Gao in dissatisfaction:

"What... this matter has nothing to do with him, what reason does he have to explain?"

"nonsense!"

Zhang Heng helped Zhang Shun come out to testify:

“He’s my brother!

"You hit me, and my brother can't ask about it?"

Li Kui started to act naughty:
"He can't beat me, and I won't listen to him!"

Good guy!
You are such a simple and rough person!

Liu Gao was also drunk:

"it is good!

"Since your brain isn't working well, let's have a competition of strength!"

As Liu Gao spoke, he sat down at the table next to him.

Holding the goose feather fan in his left hand, he held up his right hand:
"Come!

"Let's arm wrestle!
"You won, I'll let you eat and drink for free today!"

Li Kui was delighted when he heard this:
"Do not!

"I won, you have to call me grandpa three times!"

"Snapped--"

Lu Zhishen goes up and throws another big punch!

Li Kui suddenly turned into a small top, flying up and spinning!
When Li Kui fell to the ground, Lu Zhishen grabbed his hair and lifted him up:
"Do you still dare to speak rudely?"

Li Kui's face was swollen and his eyes were sealed shut. He said with a nosebleed:
"I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore..."

"Ah!"

Liu Gao sneered:
"Then it's up to you!
"If you win, I will call you grandpa three times!

"But if I win, you have to promise me one thing!

"Do you dare to bet?"

In the original novel, Li Kui can be described as a murderous demon!
Li Kui absolutely deserves to die for killing innocent people regardless of age!
Liu Gao hates Li Kui in the original novel!
But why does Liu Gao want to discipline him now?

Because through what happened just now, Liu Gao understood:

Li Kui is a big fool!

Let’s put it this way, Li Kui has a simple mind, like a blank sheet of paper!
Whatever you draw on the white paper is what you draw!

You draw a flower on white paper, and it becomes a flower!

If you draw a pile of shit, it is a pile of shit!

So who is the painter?

The first one is “The Speedy Walker” Dai Zong!
The second one is “Timely Rain” Song Jiang!
Before meeting Song Jiang, Li Kui followed Dai Zong.

Li Kui, who followed Dai Zong, loved drinking, gambling, and fighting!
Of course, drinking and gambling were not considered a problem in that era.

The worst thing he did while following Dai Zong was fighting.

Dai Zong told Song Jiang: "This fellow has his own abilities, but he is too bold and daring.

“In the Jiangzhou jail, when they were drunk, they could do nothing to the criminals, and only beat the stronger inmates.

“I also suffered because of him.

"He loves to fight against the strong and see the injustice. That's why everyone in Jiangzhou is afraid of him."

This statement not only refers to Li Kui, but also exposes Dai Zong's character!
Li Kui did not beat the criminal when he was drunk, which shows that he does not bully the weak.

But why only beat the inmates who were as strong as him?
Is it a sin to be as strong as him?

It is obvious that the one who really wants to beat the strong jailer is not Li Kui!
But it’s Dai Zong!

why?
Because Dai Zong said, "I have also suffered because of him!"
But Dai Zong never thought of driving Li Kui away!
Dai Zong is not Li Kui's father, so why should he suffer so much because of Li Kui and continue to tolerate Li Kui?
Of course it’s because Li Kui is his hired thug!
Specially for him to teach his disobedient subordinates a lesson!

This makes sense, why he is so tolerant of Li Kui!
Although Li Kui escaped after killing someone in his hometown, he is a simple-minded and irritable person.

In fact, there is no essential difference between this and Wu Song arguing with others, killing someone and running away.

Judging from Li Kui's previous performance with Song Jiang, he cannot be considered a bad guy, but just a bad guy.

It’s like Li Kui fighting in a casino. The owner of the casino is not a good person, and no one is just in this fight.

The key point is that Li Kui beat someone up and then left.

I just beat people, I never killed them.

Furthermore, Li Kui had a fight with a fisherman on the river bank over buying fish.

He was only knocked down, not killed.

If Li Kui was originally a murderer, and swung two big axes, would there be anyone left alive in the casino?

Can the fisherman still survive?
Obviously, although Li Kui was arrogant and unreasonable during this period, he still acted with restraint and would not kill people easily.

Li Kui, who was under Dai Zong, loved drinking, gambling and fighting!

This is what Dai Zong wanted!
This is what Dai Zong wanted Li Kui to be like!

Li Kui turned into a murderous maniac after following Song Jiang!
In fact, Li Kui really listened to Song Jiang. When they first met, Li Kui beat Zhang Shun, and Song Jiang asked him to let go, so Li Kui really let Zhang Shun go.

If Li Kui had not let go of Zhang Shun, there would have been no comeback for Zhang Shun in the water.

Later, Li Kui was PUA'ed by Song Jiang and turned into a mad dog!
He will bite whoever Song Jiang tells him to bite!
Even if Song Jiang gave him poisoned wine to drink in the end and told him clearly that it was poisonous!

When Li Kui found out, he cried and said:
"Come on, come on, come on!

"I serve my brother when I am alive, and I am just a little devil under my brother's command when I die."

Li Kui listens to Song Jiang so much. If Song Jiang doesn't let him kill anyone, will Li Kui not listen?
In fact, Song Jiang never stopped him from killing people. He even encouraged him and trained him to become a murderer!
For example, during the third attack on Zhujiazhuang, Hu San's family had already become an accomplice, and Li Kui killed the entire family.

After knowing this, Song Jiang said:

"You violated my military order, you shall be beheaded.

"And the credit for killing Zhu Long and Zhu Biao has been taken away.

"Next time you disobey my order, I will not forgive you."

It was over with just one sentence, and there was not even three glasses of wine as punishment!
Then, in order to deeply bind the power of Qingfeng Mountain, Song Jiang married Hu Sanniang, whose entire family was killed, to Wang Aihuhu on the same day!
Obviously, Hu Sanniang's entire family had just died that day, but Song Jiang said:

"Today is an auspicious day for you, my dear sister, to marry Wang Ying."

It is conceivable that Song Jiang did not take the lives of Hu Sanniang's family seriously at all!

If she dies, then she dies. It will be convenient for him to arrange a marriage!

Li Kui's biggest black mark was that he killed the young yamen official who worked as Zhu Tong's nanny.

But regarding Li Kui's killing of the young yamen, Chai Jin told Zhu Tong in the original novel:
"…Song Gongming, the timely rain, wrote a secret letter, asking Wu Xuejiu, Lei Heng, and Black Whirlwind to rest in my village, and respectfully invite you to come up the mountain to gather together for the great cause.

"Because I saw that you refused to obey, I deliberately asked Li Kui to kill the young yamen.

"I have already cut off my way back home, so I have no choice but to go up the mountain and take the top position..."

Chai Jin said it clearly, it was Song Jiang who asked Li Kui to kill the young yamenei!

Li Kui never bullies the weak under Dai Zong!
Dai Zong said it himself that when Li Kui was drunk he would not beat criminals, but only the strong inmates!
But after following Song Jiang, Song Jiang asked Li Kui to kill the young yamenei, and Li Kui did it!
Zhu Tong wanted to seek revenge on Li Kui, and Li Kui said:

"I'll teach you how to bite my dick! Brothers Chao and Song, what do you have to do with my orders?"

So, Li Kui is just a knife in Song Jiang's hand!

So the question is, if a person kills someone with a knife, who kills someone, the person or the knife?

The one who killed the young yamen official was Li Kui, but more so Song Jiang!

This black spot belongs to Li Kui, and even more so to Song Jiang!

Of course, if the Li Kui Liu Gao met was the Li Kui who killed the young yamen official with a chopping block, he would definitely kill him!
But not!

Li Kui is now still in the stage of "loving to drink, love to gamble, and love to fight"!

At this time, Li Kui is almost like a blank sheet of paper!
Liu Gao can totally draw by himself!

……

Are you stupid?
Li Kui took a look at Liu Gao's frail appearance and his thin arms:
"It's a bet!"

"Brother, don't be angry!"

Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong all knew that Liu Gao was born with supernatural powers, but Zhang Shun didn't know that, so he quickly stepped forward to persuade him:
"This guy is extremely strong, even I can't defeat him!
"Brother, why don't you ask the master to compete with him!"

"Don't worry, bro!"

Liu Gao smiled and hooked his finger at Li Kui:

"Come if you dare!"

"Come on! Don't regret it!"

Li Kui sat down happily, and held Liu Gao's delicate little hand with his big hairy hand:

"If it breaks, don't blame me!"

Liu Gao laughed: "Go ahead and break it!
"If you break it, I lose!"

Zhang Shun wanted to persuade him again, but was stopped by Zhang Heng.

Zhang Heng whispered in his ear: "Just wait and see!"

Crazy?
Zhang Shun looked at the black bear-like Li Kui, then at the pale-faced scholar Liu Gao, his mind was in a mess:
Could it be that I worked all night last night and my eyes are blurry?

The thousands of boatmen and fishermen who were surrounding him all looked at Liu Gao like he was an idiot:

You, a scholar, are arm wrestling with a ruffian. If you had eaten even a peanut, you wouldn't have been so drunk!

Isn’t it good to be alive?
"most!"

Li Kui laughed triumphantly:
"Teach you to know Grandpa Li Yan..."

Ok?
Li Kui’s eyes widened!

He had already used 100% of his strength, but Liu Gao's hand didn't move at all!

Even Liu Gao was leisurely waving a goose feather fan with his left hand!
This unscientific!

Li Kui was angry:

"Teach you to know Grandpa Li Yan..."

This time, Li Kui has used 70% of his strength!
However, it was of no use, Liu Gao's hands remained motionless!

Liu Gao even put down his goose feather fan, picked up a melon seed, put it into his mouth, and bit it open with a "crunch"!

"Pooh!"

Spitting out the melon seed shell, Liu Gao picked up another melon seed and asked him kindly:
"Are you not full?"

"The master is afraid of breaking your arm!"

Li Kui was angry:

"This time, I'm serious!"

Li Kui's face flushed red, veins popped out on his forehead, and he yelled with all his might:
"what--"

However, Liu Gao's hands remained motionless!
Even Liu Gao asked curiously while eating melon seeds:
"Has it started yet?"

"puff--"

Li Kui, who has overexerted himself, is about to explode his liver!
It's a pity that he had been injured by Lu Zhishen before, so he couldn't explode anymore!

Li Kui spit out a mouthful of blood and fainted on the spot!
"Pooh!"

Liu Gao spat out the melon seed husks:
"That's it? That's it?"

[Li Kui is not a murderer yet. Brothers, please give him a chance to start over. The dog official will naturally make arrangements for him. PS, don't worry, there is more to come~]

(End of this chapter)