Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 123: Tender grass fears frost and frost fears sun, and evildoers are always punished by evildoers! [1 more]

"Oh my god——"

Wang Lun got off the small broken boat that was converted into a warship and fell headfirst onto the beach, feeling like he couldn't survive.

He was originally just a scholar who failed the imperial examination, and was neither good at literature nor martial arts.

If he had not been the first to go up the mountain, he would never have been the chief of the village.

After becoming bandits, Du Qian and Song Wan were responsible for all the murders and arson.

Wang Lun just plays tricks.

He and Du Qian were the first to arrive at Liangshan, so he gave Du Qian to the CPU first.

Later, Song Wan and Zhu Gui went up the mountain, and Wang Lun played a balancing act between Du Qian, Song Wan and Zhu Gui.

Later, Lin Chong went up the mountain, and Wang Lun again pulled Du Qian and Song Wan to suppress Lin Chong...

So Wang Lun had no combat experience at all, and he just relied on paper talk to make the imperial army retreat!

As a result, Hu Yanzhuo taught him a lesson...

Lying on the golden beach, Wang Lun was like a fish out of water, gasping for breath with his mouth wide open.

My mind went blank.

Why it came out like this?
Wang Lun couldn't figure it out:
Zhuge Liang has a mouth, and I also have a mouth!

Why is it that he can debate with a group of scholars while I get beaten to a pulp?
Where is the difference?
I understand now, Zhuge Liang has a large number of powerful generals such as Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to support him!
Where is my Guan Zhang?
Lin Chong!

Wang Lun immediately thought of Lin Chong, nicknamed "Little Zhang Fei":

My Zhang Fei has flown away!
At this moment, Wang Lun regretted everything:
The most precious things in the world are "what you can't get" and "what you have lost"...

"Brother, it's over..."

Du Qian panted and fell down beside Wang Lun:
"I just counted the minions...

“Only more than 200 people came back alive!
"Including those who stayed behind, there are only about 400 people left..."

"what?"

Wang Lun was dumbfounded.

Liangshanpo originally had eight hundred minions, one of the best in the whole of Shandong.

As a result, half of them were lost in one battle?
The thing is, I don’t want to fight!

I just want to tell Hu Yanzhuo the truth of the matter, so that he can attack Qingfeng Village if he wants to!
Du Qian smiled bitterly and shook his head:

This is because Liangshan Lake is well defended, otherwise the whole group would be wiped out...

Song Wan also came over dejectedly:
"Brother, with so many people dead, how can we continue to fight this war?"

"I'll think of another way..."

Wang Lun covered his face with his hands, recalled all the books he had read, and finally came up with a solution:

“Maybe I didn’t make myself clear on the battlefield today!

"Why don't I write a letter and send someone to deliver it to Hu Yanzhuo!

"I've made it clear to Hu Yanzhuo that Lin Chong is not in Liangshanpo!
"If they want to fight, they can go to Qingfeng Village!"

Du Qian and Song Wan looked at each other and both felt that Wang Lun's dream was too beautiful.

But they had no idea.

Anyway, it doesn't cost anything, at most a small messenger will die, so just give it a try!

So half a day later, Hu Yanzhuo received Wang Lun's letter.

"Lin Chong is not in Liangshanpo?"

After reading Wang Lun's letter, Hu Yanzhuo sneered and passed the letter to Han Tao and Peng Qi to read:

"This fellow also said that Lin Chong had already fled to Qingfeng Village in Qingzhou!

"Let's go to Qingfeng Village to ask for people!
“It’s so funny!”

Han Tao finished reading it and passed it to Peng Qi, then shook his head:
"Whether Lin Chong is in Liangshanpo or not, Liangshanpo must be fought!

"We have 8,000 soldiers here, how much food and horses have consumed!
"If he tells us to go, we'll leave?"

Peng Qi frowned after reading it:
"This fellow mentioned Lin Chong's name so clearly. Could it be that Lin Chong really is..."

"We have to finish the fight first, whether it's real or fake!"

Hu Yanzhuo sneered:
"The Liangshanpo bandits are badly weakened, we can wipe them out once Ling Zhen arrives!
"We'll talk about Lin Chong and Qingfeng Village later!

"Qingfeng Village is right there, are you still afraid that he will run away?"

Han Tao also said: "Qingfeng Village doesn't need to be so troublesome.

"We'll report to Prime Minister En after we capture Liangshanpo.

"When the time comes, it will only take a word from En Xiang!"

Peng Qi nodded: "That's right!
"If we report this to En Xiang now, wouldn't our trip be in vain?"

Hu Yanzhuo and Han Tao both laughed, and Hu Yanzhuo waved his hand:
"Rest today and challenge again tomorrow!"

Han Tao and Peng Qi: “Yes!”

...Pipa Pavilion.

This is the tavern that Dai Zong took Song Jiang to in the original novel. It is said to be an ancient monument of Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty.

The Pipa Pavilion was right by the river, so after the wedding banquet, Zhang Shun invited Liu Gao to the Pipa Pavilion.

As the landlords, the brothers Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun served good wine and delicious food, and the group of good brothers drank happily.

"This wine is called Yuhuchun, and it is a famous fine wine in Jiangzhou!"

Zhang Shun picked up the wine bowl and invited him:

"Brothers, please!"

Liu Gaoduan picked up the wine bowl and drank it all in one gulp. Sure enough, this wine... was just so-so!
For those who are used to drinking Moutai and Wuliangye, these days wine can only be considered a beverage.

But fortunately, I can gain a lot of goodwill.

[Lin Chong's favorability +1+1+1...]

[Zhang Shun’s favorability +5+5+5……]

[Li Kui's favorability +100+100+100...]

Good guy!
Liu Gao was frightened by Li Kui. The Jiangzhou Leather Factory went bankrupt, right?
A wholesale of favorability!
But it makes sense.

Li Kui is simple-minded and addicted to alcohol.

It's normal to make friends for life after drinking.

But Li Kui had only drunk three bowls of wine when he was held down by Lu Zhishen:

"Tie Niu, stop eating!"

Although Li Kui has a name and a Buddhist name, calling him by his nickname is more intimate, so Lu Zhishen calls him Tie Niu.

Li Kui glared: "Fuck..."

"Snapped--"

Lu Zhishen went up and threw a big punch!

"Whoosh whoosh—"

Li Kui transforms into a "little top" and also like a "black whirlwind"!
It spun several times half a foot off the ground before landing!

This time, Lu Zhishen used only a third of his strength.

After all, he was his apprentice, so it would be bad to just beat Li Kui to death.

But we still have to fight.

Lu Zhishen has already made it clear in advance that if you say anything rude, you will be in big trouble!

No cap!

Li Kui also knew that he had made a mistake. He covered his face and dared not mention it. He just pleaded aggrievedly:
"Master, I am happy today, so let Tie Niu eat two more bowls..."

"Stupid bird!"

Lu Zhishen taught Li Kui a lesson in a serious tone:
"Do you know what the most important word is when navigating the world?"

Li Kui covered his face: "What?"

Lu Zhishen: "Be careful!

“Be sure to be careful and alert!

“There are many bad guys in the world nowadays. If you are not careful and alert, you may become a bad guy before you know it!

"I'm happy today, so I allowed you to eat three bowls!
"From now on, you are not allowed to eat even one bowl without my permission!"

Li Kui cried, "Ah?"

Everyone laughed when they saw it, and Liu Gao was very satisfied:
Young grass fears frost and frost fears the sun. Evildoers will be punished by evildoers!

It’s so easy for Lu Zhishen to deal with Li Kui!

But Liu Gao soon discovered that something was wrong:

Not only did Li Kui's favorability not increase, it was actually decreasing!

[Li Kui's favorability -1-1-1...]

From the system prompts, Liu Gao seemed to see Li Kui’s pouting mouth!
Looking at Li Kui again, he was pouting!

Liu Gao, Lu Zhishen, Lin Chong, Jiao Ting, Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun were drinking happily when a girl came up to them.

The girl bowed, and Liu Gao took a quick look at her:
Ice-like skin and fair bones, fair face and soft breasts.

The apricot face and rosy cheeks create a very springy look; the willow eyebrows and starry eyes add a touch of spirit.

The appearance of flowers and the moon, the temperament of cymbidium and orchid.

She is very clever and her figure is neither short nor tall.

Its voice is like the singing of an oriole in the tall forest, and its body is like a swallow flying through the new willows.

It is exactly: The sleeping crabapple sighs in the morning dew, and a peony is intoxicated by the spring breeze.

(End of this chapter)