Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 124 Li Kui: I might die from this punch... [2 more]

This is the description in the original book. Liu Gao compared it with himself and could only say that she was just a school beauty.

In fact, the descriptions of beauties in the original work seem to be similar, but the differences can be seen between the lines.

The real beauty is Li Feifei, the wife of Liu Zhizhai:

Without makeup, her figure is naturally charming;
She is too lazy to wear makeup, and she is naturally beautiful.

Her hair is half-tied up, and she is so beautiful that it can captivate all the fishes and geese alike!

Her eyes are filled with sorrow, and she is so beautiful that the moon and flowers would be ashamed of themselves.

It is just like Chang'e leaving the Moon Palace, or like the Weaver Girl descending to the Yaochi Lake.

She is so beautiful that fishes can sink to the bottom of their chests and geese can fall, and the moon can hide in shame on flowers. She is Chang'e and Zhinu, and the words of praise are not stingy!

Compared with the beauty Liu Gao sees now, the difference is really huge.

If it was before Liu Gao traveled through time, this beauty would have been out of his reach.

Don’t even think about marrying her without a dowry of hundreds of thousands.

But now Liu Gao has Li Feifei and Pan Jinlian around him, and his taste has long been spoiled.

So Liu Gao didn't think much of it. He just took a look and continued bragging to his brothers.

As for the brothers, which one of Lu Zhishen, Lin Chong, Jiao Ting, Zhang Heng, Zhang Shun and Li Kui is lustful?
With such a pretty girl standing next to them, the brothers were not even interested in looking at her!
This woman is also blind and colorless.

No one even looked at her, but she still didn't look for another target.

He was still ignorant and watched Liu Gao and the others singing:

"The peach leaves are pointed, and the willow leaves cover the sky, and in their place..."

Although she is not tall, she has a very loud voice.

When she sang like that, the brothers were left speechless.

For example, Liu Gao, Lin Chong, and Zhang Shun just felt disappointed, but Li Kui, who had a bad temper, exploded!

Li Kui was originally simple-minded and impatient, and he was so angry that he wanted to do something evil!
Li Kui jumped up and angrily pointed two fingers at the woman's forehead!
To be honest, Li Kui really didn't want to hurt anyone.

If you want to hurt someone, you wouldn't point your finger at their forehead.

Li Kui really didn't expect that a touch from his finger would be so heavy, nor did he expect that the woman was so delicate...

It is really hard to think of this with his IQ. This is why they say children fight without restraint.

As a result, Li Kui just pointed at her with two fingers, and the woman screamed and suddenly fell to the ground!

When everyone looked closer, they saw that the woman had cheeks as red as dirt and a speechless mouth!

Before you know how your five internal organs are, you will first see that your limbs are unable to move!
It was not until this moment that Liu Gao suddenly remembered that there was such a plot.

The main thing is that this plot is not important, and the woman only appears once in the whole book.

So Liu Gao forgot.

Seeing the woman fainted on the ground, Li Kui was stunned and raised two fingers to prove his innocence to Lu Zhishen:

"Master, Tie Niu didn't mean to hurt anyone..."

"Which one made you mess up!"

Lu Zhishen went up and threw a big punch:

"Don't you know how heavy your hands are?"

"Whoosh whoosh—"

The Black Whirlwind is showing off again!

"no need to worry."

Liu Gao remembered this episode and sprayed a mouthful of tea to wake the woman up.

In fact, the woman was not in danger of her life, she just fainted.

Liu Gao sprayed a mouthful of water on her, and the woman slowly woke up.

Her parents helped her up and saw that a piece of oily skin had fallen off her forehead. They were relieved.

When her parents heard the hotel owner say it was the Black Whirlwind, they were so shocked that they were stunned for a long time. How could they dare to say a word?

As a master, Lu Zhishen slapped Li Kui with a big punch and sent him flying, then asked the woman about her situation in a kind way.

Lu Zhishen had a ferocious look, and the woman's mother didn't dare to look up at him. She replied cautiously:
"To be honest, Master, my husband and I are surnamed Song and we are originally from the capital.

“I only have this daughter, nicknamed Yulian.

"Because of the family's financial difficulties, his father taught him a few songs and randomly asked him to come to the Pipa Pavilion to sing for a living.

"Because he was impatient, he didn't pay attention to the situation or what the master said, he just sang.

"Today, my brother accidentally hurt my daughter. It was not an official matter, and it implicated the master."

Lu Zhishen wanted to pay compensation, but Liu Gao had a bold idea:

“I have a brother!
“He is eight feet tall and has a handsome appearance!

"My family owns a hotel, and I work in the government, and I'm not married yet!

"I think you are a decent family, and a perfect match for my brother!

"I wonder what you think?"

Liu Gao is an old driver.

You can tell at first glance that the woman is quite pure and definitely not a skilled worker.

How could a skilled worker be so blind?

It was quite sudden. Song Yulian's family was terrified and hesitated to agree.

Liu Gao did not force her and gave her twenty taels of silver:

"Please accept this silver to calm the young lady down.

“If you are interested in my brother, please go to Qingzhou Qingfeng Village and wait for me.

"If you don't have any idea, just find a good man to marry."

[Li Kui's favorability +3000! ]

Hi?

Liu Gao was stunned for a moment before he suddenly realized:

No wonder Song Jiang gave Song Yulian twenty taels of silver in the original book!
When Liu Gao read this part, he felt something was wrong.

You have to know that Wu Song paid five taels of silver to bribe Yun Ge'er to be a witness for the death of Wu Dalang!

Li Kui only scratched Song Yulian's skin, but Song Jiang had to pay him twenty taels of silver!

Burning too much money?
Now that Li Kui was increasing his favorability, Liu Gao finally understood:

It turns out that Song Jiang is trying to win people's hearts!
There is a contrast here. Without saying a word, Song Jiang took out twenty taels of silver to help Li Kui settle the matter.

At this time, Song Jiang was not yet Li Kui's elder brother.

Li Kui's current elder brother is Dai Zong.

When the incident happened, Dai Zong didn't say a word. When Song Jiang settled the matter, Dai Zong came out to complain to Li Kui:
"You are a jerk who wants to please others, and you have caused your brother to lose a lot of money."

As the eldest brother, it would be fine if Dai Zong did not help his younger brother to settle the matter.

When others are even, he still comes out to complain.

No wonder Li Kui turned around and threw himself into Song Jiang's arms.

Even Dai Zong himself threw himself into Song Jiang's arms.

Song Jiang's action was just like what Wu Song did when he left Chai Jin's army and threw himself into Song Jiang's arms.

Some people say Li Kui has a dog face.

But Song Jiang and Dai Zong are such a sharp contrast, who would you like to follow?
If Song Jiang won people's hearts not to use these brothers as stepping stones, he would really be a good brother.

Now Liu Gao lacks a comparison, otherwise Li Kui’s favorability would probably increase even more.

Song Yulian's parents hurriedly declined:
"How can I expect so much? Three or five taels is more than enough!"

Liu Gao waved his hand disapprovingly:
"I always keep my word. It's up to you whether to go or not."

So Song Yulian's parents thanked them profusely.

"Tie Niu, how did I teach you?"

Lu Zhishen glared at Li Kui:

“Call!

“Not only must you be on guard, you must also control your temper!

"Go, apologize to the young lady!"

"Master, Tie Niu didn't mean it..."

Li Kui covered his face and used his usual logic to defend himself:

"With just a slight rub of my finger, she fell down.

“I’ve never seen such a bird… a girl, so delicate!

"You can punch me in the face a hundred times!"

"In that case——"

Liu Gao took over the conversation directly:

"You don't need your master to punch you, just let me punch you!
"Look at how delicate you are!"

"That's all..."

Li Kui looked at Liu Gao's tender little fist with a guilty conscience:

I might die from this punch...

"What do you mean?"

Liu Gao sneered:
"If you know you are wrong, go and apologize to the young lady!
"If you don't know your mistakes -

"Just put your face here!"

Song Yulian's parents smiled at the side:
"Forget it, sir. I have already paid the compensation. There is no need to apologize..."

Liu Gao ignored them and just stared at Li Kui coldly.

In fact, what he did was a bit beyond his authority.

This matter should be handled by Lu Zhishen, the master.

But Liu Gao found that Lu Zhishen's method was not right.

Fortunately, Liu Gao and Lu Zhishen were friends for life and death, and their favorability was MAX, so Liu Gao took over the task.

Lu Zhishen did not think that Liu Gao was interfering in other people's affairs, so he shouted:

"You beast, why don't you go and apologize?"

"The disciple just pointed at her!"

Li Kui started to act like a rogue:
“Uncle is going to punch his disciple!
"This is not fair!"

Liu Gao knew that Li Kui had had this bad temper for so many years and it was impossible for him to change overnight.

Liu Gao didn't intend to give him time to make changes slowly.

Who has the patience to coax a child who is eight feet tall and has an eight-foot waist?

So he simply gave Li Kui a drastic measure and cut the Gordian knot!
"According to your!"

Liu Gao held up two fingers:

"You just pointed at her, so I pointed at you too!
"Is it fair?"

"fair!"

Li Kui thought that two fingers was still a good challenge, so he put his big face in front of Liu Gao:
"Uncle, just order the iron bull!

"If you shout, you are not a hero!"

"Ah."

Liu Gao sneered and used his natural strength to lightly tap Li Kui's forehead with two fingers!
"boom--"

Li Kui's huge body was like a felled tree, falling straight back towards the sky!
The entire Pipa Pavilion seemed to be shaking!
Good guy!
A scholar sitting next to him with shifty eyes and a goatee plucked out a few strands of his goatee when he saw this:
What a strength!
"Please wait a moment, I will be back soon!"

Lu Zhishen dragged Li Kui's foot again, as if he was dragging a dead dog, and walked out to the riverside...

A moment later, Li Kui came back following Lu Zhishen, soaking wet like a drowned chicken.

This time, Li Kui was completely obedient.

With his head drooped, Li Kui said to Song Yulian in a muffled voice:
"My lady, it's all my fault!

"Don't blame me, ma'am!"

Song Yulian hurriedly returned the greeting and hid behind her parents again.

She was really scared of this big black bear!
After apologizing to Song Yulian, Li Kui came to apologize to Lu Zhishen:
"Master, Tie Niu knows he was wrong!"

Lu Zhishen winked at him, and Li Kui went to apologize to Liu Gao again:

"Uncle, Tieniu knows he was wrong!"

Liu Gao waited for a while, but his favorability was not deducted.

"It's good to know you were wrong. Don't make the same mistake again next time!"

Liu Gao taught him a lesson before letting the matter go.

This is just an ignorant kid who went astray in the past.

Fortunately, I was able to help him in time.

After Song Yulian and her family left, Liu Gao asked his brothers to sit down again, and continued to play music and dance.

However, they were enjoying their meal and chatting happily when suddenly a man came in, pointed at Li Kui and shouted:
"I've been looking for this guy everywhere, but he's actually here!"

[Some brothers said that the word count is too short and they are unhappy with it. How about this chapter with 3000 words? ]

(End of this chapter)