Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 165 Hu Sanniang: Are You Stupid? [2 more]

Is there such a good thing?
Liu Gao was confused:

Although Hu Sanniang is the leading female protagonist in the Water Margin fan fiction, no one who travels through the Water Margin would fail to include Hu Sanniang.

Hu Sanniang's long legs are indeed very attractive...

But Liu Gao had no shortage of women.

After traveling through time for a year, he already has two women:

The original wives of Liu Zhizhai, Li Feifei and Pan Jinlian.

A beauty that can make fishes sink to the depths, geese drop to the ground, and the moon hide in shame.

A girl with a charming face, eloquent voice, and a graceful figure with a fragrant scent.

So Liu Gao is not the kind of time traveler who is so hungry that he will eat anything.

No one was so eager to take Hu Sanniang into the harem as soon as he saw her beautiful and heroic appearance.

But the duck is in my mouth...

"no!"

Hu Sanniang's face turned red:

"You are you, and he is him!

"How can you replace him?"

Hu Sanniang's ideal lover is a peerless hero. One day he will come to marry her wearing silver armor and riding a white horse...

However, Liu Gao can't even ride a horse!

Although Hu Sanniang admits that Liu Gao is very handsome!
But why would he marry Hu Sanniang if he doesn't know martial arts?

So Hu Sanniang hesitated for a second because of Liu Gao's appearance.

Just one second, no more.

A second later, Hu Sanniang sternly refused.

"Second brother, this is too much!"

Liu Gao is not the kind of person who would try to please a cold butt!

I originally thought that the duck was already right in front of my mouth, so it would be a waste not to eat it.

But if he still has to lick the duck, forget it!

Big brother’s tongue is too hard to lick!
Liu Gao said mercilessly:

"You want to throw the ones you don't want to me?"

"Big brother!"

Lu Zhishen panicked:
"I'm not! I didn't!"

"hiss--"

Hu Sanniang's face changed at that moment!
She is a darling girl who is treated like a star by everyone in Dulonggang!
Even if a powerful and capable second-generation like Zhu Biao wants to marry her, he still has to consider her mood!

It’s okay for Lu Zhishen!
With superb martial arts skills, he is feared by the world!
Just now, he indirectly helped her get rid of Zhu Biao!

It means she owes Lu Zhishen a favor!
Liu Gao, a pretty boy who doesn't know martial arts, dared to look down on her. Hu Sanniang was so angry that she almost got pregnant:

"What do you take me for?"

"nothing."

Liu Gao didn't bother to look at her any more, so he put his arm around Lu Zhishen's shoulders and walked away:

“We’re just here to compete.

"The rest has nothing to do with us."

"You can't leave yet—"

Zhu Long stepped forward to stop him without caring about his own life!
If Lu Zhishen left, what else would he use to disgust Hu Sanniang?

"Snapped--"

Lu Zhishen went up and threw a big punch!

At that moment, Zhu Long’s feet left the ground and he turned into a small spinning top!
"You talk too much!"

Lu Zhishen glared at Zhu Long fiercely:
If it weren’t for Zhu Long, why would I have been so embarrassed just now?

Now, my big cunt is quiet!

It turns out that there is nothing in this world that a big bastard can't solve!
If yes, then two!

In fact, Master Lu has a small problem: he can't stand seeing beautiful women cry.

So when he learned that Hu Sanniang was forced to marry by Zhujiazhuang, Lu Zhishen felt quite sympathetic towards her.

Otherwise, Lu Zhishen wouldn't have been in such an awkward situation just now.

But Hu Sanniang lost face for Liu Gao, and Lu Zhishen became furious!
The embarrassment was immediately resolved!

"What are you doing! What are you doing!"

"Don't leave!"

"It's against the law to hit someone!"

Zhu Long was blown away by Lu Zhishen, and the guards of Zhujiazhuang pretended to surround Liu Gao and his men!

The encirclement moved as Liu Gao and his companions moved, without hindering them at all.

The scene where Lu Zhishen beat Luan Tingyu just now was so shocking. Who really dared to block his way?

Even so, Liu Gao was annoyed.

Taking a deep breath, Liu Gao glared and shouted like a tiger or leopard:
"roll--"

"boom--"

It was as if a thunderclap suddenly exploded out of nowhere, and everyone's head was buzzing!

Especially the servants of Zhujiazhuang who were standing in front of Liu Gao and his group, their eyes turned black and they fell backwards!

The minds of the servants of Zhujiazhuang who were closest to Liu Gao were blank!
I can neither see nor hear, as if I were deprived of all five senses!

When they woke up, Liu Gao was gone...

"Om-"

Even Hu Sanniang was so shocked by the tiger and leopard thunder that her eyes were dizzy and her chest felt stuffy, and she subconsciously covered her ears!

Looking at Liu Gao's back in disbelief, she really couldn't imagine that Liu Gao could make the sound of tigers and leopards and thunder!
If it was a peerless warrior like Lu Zhishen who made the tiger and leopard thunder sound, Hu Sanniang would not be surprised at all.

But it was beyond her imagination that Liu Gao, a weak and frail little white-faced man, could also make tiger and leopard thunder sounds...

Hu Sanniang stared blankly at Liu Gao's back, feeling that she might have missed something great...

In fact, from Hu Sanniang's point of view, there was nothing wrong with her choice.

But Liu Gao's comment is:

Sister, the road is narrow!

It doesn’t matter. As long as the three villages in Dulonggang do not form an alliance, they will not pose a threat to the Liangshan branch.

Although Liangshan was still in Wang Lun's hands, Liu Gao believed that with Wang Lun's help, Lin Chong would be able to take it down sooner or later.

At that time, Liu Gao will send Wu Song and Li Jun to Liangshanpo for development.

The two of them, one infantryman and the other navalman, were a perfect match.

As for why Lin Chong was not sent, Liu Gao felt that Lin Chong might not be able to subdue Li Jun.

So let Wu Song take on this important task.

As for Lin Chong, Liu Gao would keep him by his side and train him.

When Liu Gao felt that Lin Chong was capable of acting on his own, he would release Lin Chong to guard a certain area.

The 800-li Liangshan Lake can store 100,000 soldiers, and Liu Gao wanted to build it into a military base.

Liu Gao, Lu Zhishen, and Li Kui, who was carrying four hundred taels of gold, returned to the hotel where they stayed last night.

"Guest, please help yourself!"

However, what they didn't expect was that the waiter who was so enthusiastic yesterday became cold today.

Although they had not been deprived of good wine and delicious food, they just put down the jar of wine and left.

No one came to filter the wine. "You bastard!"

Li Kui angrily slammed the table:
"Shopkeeper, why don't you come and filter the wine!"

This time Lu Zhishen did not stop Li Kui.

If Li Kui didn't bang the table, Lu Zhishen would have done the same:
What a service attitude!

Bad review!

The waiter came out with a bitter look on his face to explain:

"Guest, please understand that our shop is located in Hujia Village!
“Today this great official has offended… ahem!
"I still want to do business here, please let me go..."

"you--"

Li Kui glared at the waiter and grabbed him by the collar:
"You are afraid of Hu Sanniang, but you are not afraid of me?"

"cough!"

Lu Zhishen started coughing this time!

Li Kui quickly let go of the waiter and helped him straighten his collar:

"Good! Good!"

"That's all."

Liu Gao waved his hand indifferently:
"We can just drink by ourselves, we don't want you to get in the way."

"Thank you very much, sir! Thank you very much, sir!"

The waiter bowed repeatedly in gratitude and returned to the kitchen.

The farmhand of Hujia Village asked him to drive Liu Gao away, but the waiter didn't dare to do so.

This is the limit of what he can do...

"Tie Niu, what did I usually teach you?"

Lu Zhishen glared at Li Kui:
"Don't bully the weak!
"Let's talk about reason, why are you fighting with a waiter?

"Show that you are capable?"

Li Kui hung his bald head dejectedly:
"Master, Tieniu knows he was wrong..."

Liu Gao smiled but said nothing.

Although Lu Zhishen's way of educating Li Kui was a bit violent, Li Kui fell for it!
There is always a way to conquer something, like brine to make tofu!
Dai Zong was sent out on official business by Liu Gao, and Li Kui could only eat three bowls as usual, so in the end Liu Gao and Lu Zhishen drank together.

Liu Gao can drink, and Lu Zhishen can eat and drink, and both of them can drink for a long time.

After a few bowls of wine, Lu Zhishen finally couldn't help but said to Liu Gao:

"Brother, it's not that I don't want the silk..."

"I know."

Liu Gao interrupted Lu Zhishen's explanation:
“Do we need to explain to each other?

"That was for her."

Lu Zhishen was stunned: "Why..."

"Hi?"

Liu Gao blinked his eyes:

"Second brother, you can't just say no!

"In fact, in my heart..."

"Brother, I won't ask anymore!"

Lu Zhishen quickly picked up a full bowl of wine:

"I will drink first as a sign of respect!
"Tons, tons, tons..."

Liu Gao picked up the wine bowl with a smile.

At this time, there was a knock on the shop door, and the waiter went to open the door and brought in an uninvited guest.

She has beautiful features like a painting, and she has two swords on her waist, which makes her look heroic!

It is the leg goddess Hu Sanniang!
Liu Gao frowned: "HOW-OLD-ARE-YOU?"

"What is that?"

Hu Sanniang was confused when she heard this, and then she said with a stern face:

"Stop eating, and leave now!"

"do we know each other?"

In fact, Liu Gao had roughly guessed Hu Sanniang's intention, but he remained calm and gently waved his goose feather fan:

"You said you don't let us eat, so we won't eat?"

Is eating the point?
Hu Sanniang was also drunk, and her face was filled with anxiety:
"Let's go, it will be too late if we don't leave now!"

Liu Gao smiled faintly: "Why?"

"oops!"

Hu Sanniang finally couldn't hold it in any longer and stomped her boots anxiously:

“I got wind!
"Zhu Long and Zhu Hu cannot bear this humiliation, so they will disguise themselves as Liangshan bandits to kill you tonight!

"Zhujiazhuang has a strong army and horses, and they even have several archers!
"If you don't leave now, it will be too late!"

"is it?"

Liu Gao looked at Hu Sanniang nonchalantly:

"Why did you come to inform us?"

I'm free!
Hu Sanniang rolled her eyes at him in annoyance:
"I used provocation on Master Lu last night!

"I don't want to marry Zhu Biao, but I have no choice but to do this!

“So I owe Master Lu a favor!
"I must repay this favor!"

"I see."

Liu Gao raised a playful smile and looked at Lu Zhishen.

Lu Zhishen remained silent.

Having been through so much together, he is now acting more and more like the second younger brother.

Whenever Liu Gao talked to people, he would remain silent.

He will only express his opinions when it is necessary for him to speak.

"Okay, we got it."

Liu Gao nodded with a smile and gently waved his goose feather fan:

"you can go now."

Hu Sanniang was stunned: "Aren't you leaving?"

“This is our business.”

Liu Gao made a gesture of invitation:
“You’ve already repaid the favor.

"please."

"you--"

Hu Sanniang widened her eyes in shock and anger:

"I've already informed you, why haven't you left yet?

"Do you think I'm lying?"

"We believe you."

Liu Gao smiled faintly:
“But it’s your business to notify us.

"Whether we leave or not is our business."

"Are you stupid?"

Hu Sanniang's face turned green. She stomped her boots, turned around and left angrily!
However, as soon as she reached the door, she turned back without hesitation!
Sitting down opposite Liu Gao!

(End of this chapter)