Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 166 Hu Sanniang: It’s all in the wine! [300 monthly tickets plus more]

Hu Sanniang's eyebrows were raised and her eyes were wide open. She didn't say anything, but just stared at Liu Gao fiercely!

Liu Gao was startled: "What do you want to do?"

If it were in the past, Li Kui would have driven Hu Sanniang away long ago!
He will probably even tap Hu Sanniang on the forehead!

But now that Li Kui had been taught a lesson by Lu Zhishen, he had to filter wine for the two big guys even though his stomach was bloated.

"I want you to be widowed!"

Hu Sanniang was so angry that she was speechless. She snatched Liu Gao's wine bowl and drank it all in one gulp!

"what--"

After a gulp of the liquid, Hu Sanniang's eyes watered with tears. She opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue involuntarily:

"It's so unpalatable, why do you still drink so much?"

"I want you!"

Liu Gao took back the wine bowl in a bad mood:
“If you can’t drink it, don’t waste it!

"Look at your shameless face!"

Hu Sanniang was confused:
"No, do you always talk to women like this?"

Liu Gao asked back: "Are you a woman?"

"I……"

Hu Sanniang was stunned for two seconds, then suddenly she slapped the table with her snow-white little hand and shouted with great passion:
"Waiter, bring me a big bowl too!"

The waiter ran out and gave her a big bowl, then ran back to the kitchen...

"What are you looking at?"

Hu Sanniang glared at Li Kui:
"Sifting wine!"

"Sieve a bird!"

Li Kui slammed the wine jar on the table and glared:
"Who are you to let me filter wine?"

Hu Sanniang: “…”

Who are these people!
Hu Sanniang has always been pampered by men since she was a child!
No man has ever dared to give her a cold shoulder!
But today she encountered it!

And I met three of them at once!
This really made her...overjoyed!
Finally, there is a man who can ignore her gender, ignore her beauty, ignore her long legs...

Communicate with her normally!
Beautiful!
Liu Gao was confused:

Isn't that a bitch?
Hu Sanniang, who had just been throwing a tantrum and asking Li Kui to filter the wine for her, actually started filtering the wine herself!
After filling a bowl with wine, Hu Sanniang lifted it up with both hands and clinked it with Lu Zhishen's bowl:
"Master Lu, I think you already know everything about me!

"It was my fault for provoking you last night!

"I apologize to you, little sister!
"Ton!"

Even though it was Hu Sanniang's first time drinking, she was quite strong!
Pick up the wine bowl and drink it in one gulp!

Very refreshing!

Lu Zhishen's eyes lit up and he also choked up:
"Big sister, you are a good person, this matter will pass!
"I only have one condition!"

Hu Sanniang pretended to listen attentively.

Putting his big hand on Liu Gao's shoulder, Lu Zhishen stared into Hu Sanniang's eyes and told her very seriously:

"This is my sworn brother!

"Whoever disrespects my elder brother will be saved!

"Understood?"

"understood……"

Hu Sanniang looked at Liu Gao and then at Lu Zhishen in disbelief:

She thought they were brothers!

If they were not blood brothers, why did Liu Gao let Lu Zhishen, "the best hero in the world", call him "big brother"?
That’s right, now Lu Zhishen has been spread among the heroes of the martial arts world and has become the “number one hero in the world”!
Another strong contender for this title is Lin Chong, who also caused a lot of trouble in Tokyo and Jiangzhou!
Some people say that Lu Zhishen rescued his sister-in-law in Tokyo, and some people say that Lin Chong killed Gao Yanei...

So who is the "best hero in the world" has not yet been determined.

But this is not important. What is important is what Liu Gao relies on!

Liu Gao doesn't know any martial arts, so why is he the sworn brother of Lu Zhishen, who is the best martial artist in the world?

Rather than believing that Liu Gao relied on his eloquence to become Lu Zhishen's sworn brother -

Hu Sanniang would rather believe that they are a pair of real brothers!

Even though they don't look alike at all!
Lu Zhishen did not explain to her, but personally filtered the wine for Liu Gao.

Hu Sanniang calmed herself down, poured herself a bowl of wine, and raised the bowl with both hands to toast Liu Gao:

"Big brother, I am sorry for my crime!
"I won't say more, it's all in the wine! "Tons!"

Hu Sanniang swallowed it again!

"I understand!"

Liu Gao did not drink, but pointed at Hu Sanniang with sudden realization:
"No wonder you refused to leave!"

You finally understand!

Hu Sanniang cleared her throat, straightened her waist, and opened her eyes wide, waiting for Liu Gao to praise her for her great righteousness!

"So you're here—"

Liu Gao pointed at her with sudden realization:
"It's just a free meal!"

"puff--"

Hu Sanniang spat out a mouthful of old wine towards the sky!

What a fucking scam!
Did you know that this store was opened with the support of our family, brother?
Without our family’s consent, he can’t open this store!
Do I need to cheat you for food and drinks?
"Humph!"

Hu Sanniang doesn't want to talk to Liu Gao anymore!
She had never met a man who spoke so irritatingly!
She didn't say anything, and Liu Gao was happy to be alone, and continued to eat and drink and chat with Lu Zhishen.

Hu Sanniang was standing by, angrily filtering the wine and drinking it by herself. Soon her face turned red from eating so much!

She can drink quite a lot, and even though her face is red from eating, her big eyes are still sparkling!
"Pah-pah-pah-"

Liu Gao glanced at Hu Sanniang calmly:
"It's the second watch, why don't you go home and sleep?"

"No return!"

Hu Sanniang has a very stubborn temper.

It is obvious that she is also a spoiled little princess at home.

Lu Zhishen stared at her with burning eyes:
"You said that Zhu Long and Zhu Hu would disguise themselves as Liangshan bandits to kill us at three o'clock tonight!

“It’s already the second watch!

"If you don't leave now, it will be too late!"

"Don't go!"

Hu Sanniang was as determined as a turtle eating a weight:

"Eat your own food, don't worry about me!"

Lu Zhishen looked at Liu Gao, who laughed:
"Second brother, do you think Song Yulian will come to our house?"

"Yes..."

Lu Zhishen has now learned to pause for two seconds before speaking, so that he can organize his words better:

“The family is helpless and has nowhere to go!

"Brother, introduce my third brother, no, my fourth brother to her!

"Aren't they holding on tight?"

Liu Gao smiled: "That may not be the case..."

……

“Snap! Snap!”

Liu Gao, Lu Zhishen, and Hu Sanniang froze at the same time:
Logically speaking, the night watchman should strike the third watch with "Pa-pa-pa! Pa-pa-pa!" like this!

Why did the sound stop halfway through playing?
"Come out! Come out!"

After a brief silence, the hotel suddenly became chaotic, with countless people shouting:
"All the heroes of Liangshan are here, why don't you two bald donkeys get out?"

"And that pretty boy! Get out!"

"If you don't come out, we're going to set the store on fire!"

The noise was accompanied by messy footsteps and the whooshing sound of burning flames!
The waiter peeked through the crack in the door and was terrified:

"Oh no! There are bandits everywhere outside!

"They are burning the shop with torches!"

"Changlang——"

Hu Sanniang stood up suddenly and drew out the Sun and Moon Swords:

"Little Brother, hide in the kitchen and don't come out!"

Then Hu Sanniang turned her red face and glared at Lu Zhishen:
"Master, let's fight side by side!"

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(End of this chapter)