Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 179 Liu Gao: Your mother is so extravagant! [2 more]

Baizhang Village is still quite far away.

Even if Liu Gao and his companions took a small path, they still had to walk for dozens of miles before arriving.

I don't know what Lu Zhishen and Hu Sanniang were arguing about. Lu Zhishen said:

"Let's have a competition!
"Whoever loses buys the drinks!"

"Compete!"

Hu Sanniang agreed immediately!
The two of them, one rushing and the other charging, galloped forward on their horses!
"Hey--"

Liu Gao lifted the curtain and took a look:
The two men and their horses had already disappeared, and Li Kui was now whipping the horses' buttocks hard!
"You want to compete with them too?"

Liu Gao was also drunk:

"Tie Niu, why don't you use more force!
"Beat it to death, and you can carry me on your back!"

Li Kui hesitated for two seconds:

"Uncle, don't bully honest people!
"Isn't there still Dean Dai's carriage?"

Good guy!
Liu Gao didn't know whether to laugh or cry:

"Do you really want to beat it to death?"

Li Kui: “Hehehe…”

At this moment, a big man suddenly appeared from the woods in front and chopped the horse pulling the cart with an axe!
"Xilulu——"

The horse pulling the cart was a bad one to begin with, and even though he didn't hit it, its hooves went limp and it fell to the ground!
The big man took the opportunity to go up and swung the axe, hitting the horse's neck right on the spot!
Because the accident happened suddenly, the horse pulling the carriage fell down and the carriage overturned!
Li Kui was caught off guard and rolled off the carriage!

Liu Gao didn't fall, after all, he was sitting in the carriage.

Because the carriage was covered with a curtain, Liu Gao did not see what happened.

As soon as he got out of the carriage door, Liu Gao saw a big man holding two axes and shouting fiercely:
“I opened this road and I planted this tree!

"If you want to live forever, leave money to buy your way!"

Good guy!
Liu Gao took a closer look at the big man:
He shaved his head and wore a tattered robe!

With his arms open, he revealed a palm-wide area of ​​fur!
His big face is darker than Li Kui's!
He was holding two axes in his hands!

Wait!
Something doesn't seem right!
Liu Gao's talent for sharp eyes allowed him to see through everything at a glance:
That big guy’s face isn’t really black!
It's clearly painted with ink!

The big face and neck are not the same color!
Even the palm-wide heart hair is painted black!

No wonder it’s exactly as wide as a palm!
As soon as he looked at his appearance as Liu Gao, he knew that this was the villain who caused Li Kui to completely become a villain——

Lick!

Although Li Kui had been ideologically reformed by Song Jiang at this time, he still had good intentions.

In the original novel, Li Kui originally wanted to kill the fake Li Kui who pretended to be him and robbed people on the road.

As a result, Li Gui said that he had a 90-year-old mother at home who had no one to support her.

That's why he used the name of Li Kui to rob people on the road just to support his mother.

If Li Kui killed him, it would be equivalent to killing two people.

If he died, his old mother would starve to death.

Li Kui was a filial son and he sympathized with Li Gui.

Not only did he spare Li Gui, he also gave him ten taels of silver.

Let him use it as capital to change his profession to make a living.

Later, Li Kui passed by Li Gui's home.

At this time, Li Gui's wife was the only one at home.

Li Kui had no bad intentions at all. He put down his broadsword and said:

"Sister-in-law, I am a passer-by, I am hungry, and I can't find a restaurant.

"I'll give you a few coins and ask you to bring some wine and food."

Afraid of scaring Li Gui's wife, he put down his machete before speaking.

He then explained the whole cause and effect and promised to give the money.

There was absolutely nothing improper in his speech and behavior.

As a result, Li Gui came back and was seen by Li Kui, who overheard Li Gui saying to his wife:
"…It turned out to be the Black Whirlwind! I hate to hit that donkey bird!
"How could I defeat him? He stabbed me with his broadsword and threw me to the ground. He was determined to kill me.

"I pretended to shout, 'You killed one of me and harmed two of me!'

“He asked me why.

"I then lied and said, 'I have a 90-year-old mother at home, and no one is taking care of her. She must have starved to death!'

“That donkey-bird really believed me and spared my life;

"And give me a silver coin as capital, so that I can change my career and support my mother..."

You tell me, he pretended to be Li Kui and robbed Li Kui!
Li Kui spared him and gave him ten taels of silver!

Everyone should be grateful, right?
But this Li Gui kept calling Li Kui "donkey bird"!
Li Gui's wife was also a very capable person. She came up with an idea without even thinking:
"...A big black man came to my house and taught me how to cook. Could it be him...

"Go find some anesthetic, put it in the food, and let that fellow eat it, and he will fall to the ground.

"You and I will deal with him, get some of his gold and silver, and move to the county.

"Isn't it better to do some business than to rob people here?"

Li Kui spared her husband's life and returned money to him!

She actually wanted to drug Li Kui and kill him for his money!
Although this Li Gui's wife neither used his heart and liver as wine nor sold him for steamed buns, her heart——

I’m afraid he’s even more evil than Song Jiang!

It was these two people who caused Li Kui's mind to become twisted. He killed Li Gui in a rage and ate the ghost's flesh!
People like Li Kui, to put it nicely, are simple-minded, but to put it bluntly, they are big fools!

As the saying goes, "Birds of a feather flock together." People like Li Kui are most easily influenced by their environment!

Li Kui is surrounded by bad people and everyone he meets are bad people. How can you expect him to be a good person?
You know, Li Kui was very happy after giving the silver and releasing Li Gui!

The whole person is immersed in the joy of helping others!

He laughed to himself and said, "This guy ran into me!

"Since he is a filial person, he must change his career.

“If I kill him, heaven and earth will not tolerate me.

"I'll go and rest myself."

Are these three views okay?

If Li Gui had not deceived him and Li Gui's wife had harmed him, Li Kui's three views would not have collapsed so quickly!
So when he saw Li Gui, Liu Gao's face turned black:

This guy is the real villain!

Sores on the head and pus on the soles of the feet!
The whole person is broken!

Li Kui jumped up and shouted:
"Who the hell are you? How dare you rob people here?" Li Gui laughed loudly.

"If you ask me my name, I'll scare you to death!

“The master’s name is Black Whirlwind!
"Leave the money and the package behind you, and I'll spare your life and let you pass!"

Li Kui also laughed:

"It's not your mother's interest!

"Who are you? Where are you from?
"You are imitating my name and doing whatever you want here!"

In the original novel, Li Kui left his axe at Liangshan and only took his broadsword.

This time I brought an axe!
Li Kui picked up the two large axes that had just fallen from the bushes and shouted:
"Come on, pick the birds!"

Li Gui was confused at that time. He looked at his two small axes and then at Li Kui's two large axes:
"Yours is so big..."

"Mine is very big, bear with it!"

Li Kui laughed loudly and went forward with an axe!

Li Gui hurriedly used two small axes to block the axe!
But how can we resist?
"Crack!"

Li Kui's axe chopped off his two small axes and hit them hard on his shoulders!
He actually chopped off one of his arms!
"Ow—"

Li Gui let out a shrill scream!

He couldn't even block the broadsword used by Li Kui, let alone the big axe?

As soon as they met, he turned into a disabled person, and the fake one cried out:

"Grandpa! Spare my life!"

At this time, Dai Zong caught up with them in his carriage. Seeing this, he quickly got off the carriage and helped Liu Gao out of the carriage:
"Brother, this is..."

"We encountered some bandits."

Liu Gao said unhappily, and was supported by Dai Zong out like an old Buddha, and walked to Li Kui's side.

Li Kui stepped on Li Gui's chest and shouted:
"I am the hero of the martial arts world, the Black Whirlwind Li Kui!
"You are insulting my name!"

In the original novel, Li Gui could still deal with Li Kui slowly, but now one of his arms is broken and blood is gushing out!
He went straight to the point, crying and shouting:

"Grandpa! Don't kill me!
"If you kill one of me, you will kill two of me!"

Li Kui was stunned: "How come if I kill one of you, I will kill both of you?"

Li Gui cried, "I dare not rob people on the way.

“I have a 90-year-old mother at home with no one to take care of her.

"So I just used my grandfather's name to scare people, steal some single people's packages, and support my old mother.

“In fact, I never dared to harm anyone.

"Now that grandpa has killed me, my mother will surely die of starvation."

Although Li Kui was a demon king who killed people without blinking an eye, after hearing this, he thought to himself:

I came back home specially to take my mother back, but ended up killing the man who raised her. Heaven and earth do not bless me.

Come on, I'll spare your life!

As soon as Liu Gao saw Li Kui fell into deep thought, he knew that he was empathizing with him again!

If there was no Liu Gao, Li Kui would have been fooled by Li Gui again.

But with Liu Gao around, how could Liu Gao just ignore it?

"Wait!"

Liu Gao raised his goose feather fan to stop Li Kui who wanted to release Li Gui. He looked down at Li Gui with a smile and asked:
"how old are you?"

Li Gui answered subconsciously: "Almost thirty..."

"Shezha!"

Liu Gao gave a thumbs up vigorously:

"Your mother is over 60 years old and can still give birth to a child. It's really extravagant!"

Li Kui was stunned: "Why is it so extravagant?"

Dai Zong is a Taoist, but he understands:
"The Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine says, 'At the age of 77, the Ren channel is weak, the Taichong channel is weak, the heavenly essence is exhausted, and the earthly channel is blocked, so the body is damaged and there is no child.'

"It means that when a woman is 49 years old, her Taichong channel's Qi and blood will become weak, and her menstrual period will cease!

“So I can’t have children anymore!

“It’s unheard of that someone in their sixties can still give birth to a child!

"By the way, Tieniu, do you know what Tiangui is?"

Li Kui is indeed not smart, otherwise he would not have been deceived by such a big loophole in Li Gui's lie.

But it doesn’t mean that he is thirty years old and doesn’t even know what Tiangui is.

Li Kui was angry at that time!

"Straight bitch!"

Li Kui angrily put the axe on Li Gui's neck:
"How dare you deceive me!"

Li Gui was so frightened that his soul flew out of his body, and he shouted hurriedly:
"Grandpa, have mercy! Grandpa, have mercy!"

"Wait a minute."

Liu Gao raised his goose feather fan again to stop Li Kui who wanted to kill Li Gui:
"Iron Ox, what you hear is not what you see.

“Although it’s unheard of for someone in their sixties to be able to give birth to a child.

"But what if it's true?"

Li Kui was stunned: "Uncle, how can I know whether it is true or not?"

"Of course I'll go to his house and see it with my own eyes."

Liu Gao looked down at the clown-like Li Gui from a high position:

"Take us to your house, or we'll chop you up right now."

Li Gui's tears were streaming down his face:
"Grandpa, if you go to my house, you're going to chop me up, right?"

"Don't be stupid, man."

Liu Gao smiled and waved his feather fan:

"We scholars don't kill people."

Li Gui sniffed his nose:
"really?"

Liu Gao laughed:
"a man of his words!"

Li Gui wiped away his tears:
"Grandpa, let's go!"

(End of this chapter)