Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 180 Hu Sanniang: Are you going to pick my tendons? [3 more]

"Sister, your riding skills are amazing!"

Lu Zhishen pulled the reins of his horse and gave Hu Sanniang a thumbs up:

"You are worthy of going to the battlefield!"

"Of course!"

Hu Sanniang snorted proudly.

The two of them just had an argument over Hu Sanniang's riding skills.

Lu Zhishen said that the riding skills that Hu Sanniang learned in the racecourse were rigid and not useful.

Hu Sanniang was not convinced and said that Lu Zhishen's riding skills were useless.

Lu Zhishen said that this is useful, and it is the riding skill I learned on the battlefield.

The two of them will compete in the end, and whoever loses will buy drinks.

In the end, with Lu Zhishen giving in a little, Hu Sanniang and Lu Zhishen ran side by side.

Lu Zhishen didn't take his godsister too seriously.

It is not easy for a young girl to reach this level.

"Okay, I'll treat you to a drink!"

Lu Zhishen laughed loudly and looked around:

"There are only mountain paths and paths everywhere, and there are no hotels..."

"Brother, look!"

Hu Sanniang pointed to the valley not far away:

“There are two thatched huts over there, someone must be living there.

"Why don't we go to his house and buy some wine and food."

"Alright."

Lu Zhishen looked back again:
"Big brother hasn't arrived yet, let's wait for him here!"

"I'm thirsty, let me get a bowl of water first."

Hu Sanniang smacked her lips:

"Brother, wait until Brother Liu Haizhu comes, and then come together to look for my little sister."

Lu Zhishen nodded, and Hu Sanniang urged her horse to rush towards the house.

In a short while, Hu Sanniang arrived in front of the two thatched huts.

Just then a woman came out from inside, with a bunch of wild flowers in her hair and her face covered in rouge and powder.

Since she was a woman, Hu Sanniang relaxed and greeted her:

"Sister, I am a passerby and I am thirsty. Can I ask you for a bowl of water?"

The woman looked Hu Sanniang up and down and felt that she had never seen a woman who looked like a fairy from heaven!
"You're welcome, sister. I'll go get you a bowl of water!"

The woman turned around and went into the house with a smile.

Hu Sanniang originally wanted to wait outside the door, but she couldn't help but sneakily follow him...

When Hu Sanniang was peeping inside through the crack in the door, she finally realized that she was too petty!
Of course you have to be on guard against shady shops when you're out there these days!

But is it necessary to be on guard against a woman from a mountain village?
After all, there are still many good people in the world!

Wait!
Hu Sanniang's beautiful eyes suddenly widened, and she saw through the crack in the door in disbelief that the woman was sprinkling medicine powder into the water!
Strangely enough, the powder can dissolve in water!
After throwing it into the water, it will soon disappear!

The woman waited until the powder was completely dissolved in the water before she opened the door and walked out with the big bowl.

Of course, when she opened the door, Hu Sanniang had already slid back to her mount.

One hand held the reins and the other stroked the horse's mane, as if she had always been there.

"Sister, come and quench your thirst!"

The woman handed Hu Sanniang a bowl of water with her hospitable hands:
"If you're hungry, I'll cook for you!"

If Hu Sanniang hadn't just peeped at her, he might have been moved to tears by the woman!
"Thank you!"

Hu Sanniang suppressed her nausea, took the bowl of water, and then raised her neck under the woman's nose!
Perhaps because she was too thirsty and drank too quickly, Hu Sanniang's chin and chest were wet after she finished drinking.

Hu Sanniang wiped her cherry lips embarrassedly and returned the bowl to the woman:
"Sorry for bothering my sister!"

"Hey, sister, come into the house!"

The woman pulled Hu Sanniang into the house and asked her to sit on a stool. Then she pretended to go to the kitchen to light a fire, and just as she was about to go to the stream to wash rice, she heard a muffled sound.

The woman hurried into the room and saw Hu Sanniang lying on the ground with her back facing the sky!

Eyes closed, unconscious!
"That's right!"

The woman chuckled:
"This little sister is so beautiful, she's worth a hundred taels if she's sold to a brothel!"

He glanced outside the door again and said, “This horse can also be sold for some money!
"You are making trouble. Your husband hasn't come back yet?"

Rolling up her sleeves, the woman came over to move Hu Sanniang:
"This little sister seems to know some martial arts, I need to cut her tendons first!

"How come it's so big? The customers won't like it. I'm afraid I'll have to discount the price..."

Before she could finish her words, the woman suddenly saw Hu Sanniang open her eyes, and she was so frightened that she fell to the ground:

"You, why did you wake up?"

"Bitch!"

Hu Sanniang's face turned red with anger:

What does "It's worth a hundred taels even if it could be sold to a brothel" mean?
What does "Why is it so big? The customers don't like it, so I'm afraid I have to reduce the price" mean?
I, Yizhangqing, am a brave man!
With a "clang" sound, Hu Sanniang drew her sword and sat on the woman's belly!

The woman begged in panic, "Sister, spare me! Sister, spare me!"

Hu Sanniang's eyebrows were raised, her eyes were wide open, and she almost bit her teeth:
"You are too vicious!
"I just asked you for a bowl of water, and you sold me to... that kind of shameful and filthy place!

"You even cut my tendons first, how can I let you go?"

After saying that, Hu Sanniang was about to kill the woman with a knife!

But at this moment, the sound of horse hooves was heard outside the door!

When the woman heard this, she screamed at the top of her lungs:

"Help!"

Hu Sanniang was about to kill her, but when she heard the sound of horse hooves, she stopped and waited for the people outside to come in.

Soon, several big men rushed in.

The one walking in front is Li Gui.

"Brother - save me -"

The woman was overjoyed when she saw Li Gui and called for help without thinking.

But she soon realized something was wrong and her eyes widened in disbelief:

"Brother, where is your right hand?

"Are they your friends?"

Li Gui came in with a miserable look on his face, and his face turned green when he saw the woman being ridden by Hu Sanniang:

Misfortune never comes singly!
Li Gui was quite clever, and hurriedly turned back to ask Liu Gao for help:
"Brother, save him!

"A strong woman who kills without blinking an eye has come to my house!"

"elder brother!"

However, what he didn't expect was that he was the first to complain, and Hu Sanniang also complained to Liu Gao and Lu Zhishen:

"I asked this bitch for a bowl of water, but she put drugs in the water and tried to make me pass out!
"You're selling my little sister to that... filthy place that is shameful and unworthy of others!

"He also picked the tendons of my hands and feet!"

"Straight bitch!"

When Lu Zhishen heard this, he flew into a rage and grabbed Li Gui’s neck:
"Your family really deserves to die!"

Li Gui and his wife were both stunned:
No, you are also a family?
"brute!"

Li Kui rushed in and searched inside and outside for a while, then came out and pointed at Li Gui and cursed him:

"Where's your ninety-year-old mother?
"I wanted to let you go out of my way, but you lied to me like this!"

"Tie Niu, there are good people in this world."

Liu Gao sighed: "It's just that you need to distinguish.

"seeing is believing.

"If you encounter this kind of thing again in the future, you know what to do, right?"

(End of this chapter)