Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 186 Hu Sanniang: My brother has really been delayed by studying... [1 more]

I have little education, so don't lie to me!
Li Kui subconsciously looked at Hu Sanniang:
What about the ten years you promised?

"Brother, you..."

Hu Sanniang's face flushed with two red clouds, and she asked shyly and curiously:
"Have you practiced this before?"

"Oh yes, I practiced a little bit..."

What else could Liu Gao say?
You can't say that today is your first time touching it, and that you can compare to Hu Sanniang who has practiced hard for ten years, right?

Wouldn’t Hu Sanniang’s Taoism heart be shattered?
Hu Sanniang, Lu Zhishen and Li Kui all accepted his answer.

Although Liu Gao was a civil servant, he actually practiced a little bit of Hu Sanniang's unique skills, which sounds unreliable.

But it still sounds better than Liu Gao's first touch today being able to compare to Hu Sanniang's ten years of hard practice, right?

"My brother has really been delayed by studying..."

Hu Sanniang felt very sorry:

Liu Gao was born with supernatural powers and he could use the red cotton lasso, he was clearly a promising candidate to become a martial arts hero!

If you don’t want to venture into the world, what’s the point of reading books?
"How dare you to have a barbecue on this ridge!"

At this time, a cry of surprise was heard, and Liu Gao and the others looked back:

It turned out that five or seven hunters, fully armed with iron pitchforks and bows and arrows, came up the mountain.

The leading hunter shouted, "There's a big beast on the mountain!

"Stop eating and leave!"

Li Kui laughed and held up the thigh bone he had gnawed cleanly in his hand:

"The big bug is here!"

Liu Gao stepped on the tiger skull and patted the tiger skin under his butt intentionally or unintentionally:

"Really? I don't believe it!"

"hiss--"

Several hunters looked at the tiger bone in Li Kui's hand, and then looked at the tiger head that Liu Gao was stepping on and the tiger skin that he was sitting on:
You are going against the will of heaven!
The leading hunter said in disbelief:
“This big insect is no small matter!
"We have been beaten so many times because of this beast!
"Since this giant beast appeared on the Yiling Mountain, no one has dared to cross it for three to five months!

"How come you killed the giant insect and roasted it to eat?"

"You misunderstood, we didn't contribute!"

Lu Zhishen blushed and solemnly introduced Liu Gao:
"The big tiger was killed by my eldest brother alone!"

"Is this true?"

Several hunters couldn't help but gasp:
If he was beaten to death by Lu Zhishen, Li Kui and others, it would actually be acceptable.

After all, Lu Zhishen and Li Kui are both strong men like bears!

But that pale-faced scholar...

Several hunters looked at Liu Gao with doubt:
With his thin arms and legs, it looks like he is powerless!

Can this thing kill big insects?

But since Lu Zhishen, Li Kui and Hu Sanniang all said so, the hunters could only believe it for the time being.

The leading hunter invited Liu Gao:
"Sir, please follow us to the county government office to receive your reward!"

"No need to bother."

Liu Gao waved his hand and said, "I am not interested in the reward.

"We have important matters to attend to, so let's say goodbye now."

Several hunters did not dare to stop them, and the leading hunter clasped his hands together and said:

"May I ask, sir, what is your name?
"We can also help to make the great official famous!"

Li Kui said proudly:
"My uncle is known as 'Little Xuande' in the martial arts world!
"My surname is Liu, my name is Neng, and my courtesy name is Haizhu!"

Liu Gao nodded with a smile:

Tie Niu is getting better and better!
So they put out the bonfire, and Liu Gao and his companions packed up the tiger skin, tiger bones, tiger whip, etc. and took them away.

The hunters did not dare to stop them. They waited until they passed by before quickly searching the ground for some evidence to take back.

However, Liu Gao and his men cleaned the place too thoroughly, and several hunters had to search for a long time before they found a few tiger hairs.

"That's all..."

The leading hunter helplessly pinched a few tiger hairs:
"Let's go, let's go back to the county government office and report back."

Several hunters returned along the same route, descended Yiling, and headed for Yishui County. When they reached the city gate, they saw many people gathered around to look at the list.

A few hunters were about to walk over when they heard someone who could read say:

"The first on the list is Liu Neng, a thief with the courtesy name Haizhu and the bandit nickname 'Little Xuande'..."

"hiss--"

Several hunters couldn't help but gasp and hurriedly squeezed in to read the list.

They were all illiterate, and could only see the portrait on the notice:
The first painting was of a scholar whose face looked like a steamed bun!
The second one is a big bald head with a small flower growing on it!

The third one is a monster with a leopard head and a human body!

The fourth one has a big face that looks like a black bun!

Although it was very abstract, several hunters recognized it at a glance:

Aren’t they the same people who fought the tiger?

Good guy!
Several hunters looked at each other, and the leading hunter smacked his lips and said:
“No wonder that pale-faced scholar can fight tigers!
"It turns out that he is the main culprit in the riot in Jiangzhou!"

Several hunters nodded repeatedly:

"This is a master!"

The leading hunter sighed:
"That's all!
"I was just about to go to the county government office to report, so I'll report it to the authorities as well!"

……

Qingfeng Village.

Hua Yue Niang rode her white horse to the gate archway again. Kong Liang, who was leading the patrol, hurriedly greeted her:
"Master-in-law is here again, just strolling around!"

"Oh yeah, just take a walk."

Hua Yue Niang said something perfunctorily, urged her horse out of the gate, and walked along the official road at will.

A soldier asked Kong Liang, "Captain, what scenery is there on this dilapidated road that makes the young lady come here every day?"

Another soldier also said: "Miss, you are a local, haven't you seen enough of this dilapidated road after all these years?"

"Shut up!"

Kong Liang glared at them:
"Is it your turn to complain about the eldest lady's affairs?"

Having said that, Kong Liang couldn't help but look back at the lonely figure of the man and the horse:
Liu Zhizhai should be back soon...

Hua Yue Niang seemed to be oblivious to the whispers of Kong Liang's soldiers and just walked along the way.

I don't know what happened to the dog officer...

Hua Yue Niang really wanted to run away from home and go to Jiankang Prefecture to find Liu Gao, but she was afraid of getting in the wrong way with Liu Gao.

I can only go out every day and walk around the archway to the official road, hoping to meet some pretty boy returning home.

After a long time, Hua Yue Niang started to have hallucinations.

Liu Gao was often seen coming towards us in a carriage.

But when I looked closely, there was nothing...

Just like this time, Hua Yue Niang actually saw Lu Zhishen and a heroic female knight riding together.

How can this be?

It is well known that Master Lu is not interested in women!

Hua Yue Niang smiled bitterly and shook her head, lowered her eyelids, and raised her eyes again:
Hi?

Why are you still there?

When she saw Lu Zhishen, Lu Zhishen also saw her, so he shouted at her in a hoarse voice:

"Moon--Mother--"

broken!

I was hallucinating!

Hua Yue Niang was stunned for a moment before she suddenly realized:
It turns out that it was not an illusion or an auditory hallucination!
That's really Master Lu!
Then she saw the pretty boy who had been haunting her dreams come out from the carriage at the back!
He stood on the shaft of the cart and waved to her:
"Moon--Mother--"

"Dog—official—"

Hua Yue Niang's eyes became moist, and she couldn't help but let out a cry, spurring her horse and whipping it towards Liu Gao!

Beat the horse's butt until sparks fly!
(End of this chapter)