Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 187 Hua Yue Niang VS Hu San Niang [2 more]

“This is my sister Hua Yue Niang!
"She is the younger sister of my fifth brother Hua Rong, and is known as 'Chang'e Shooting the Sun' in Jianghu!
"This is my sister Hu Sanniang!
"She is the adopted sister of my second brother Lu Zhishen, and is known as 'Yi Zhang Qing' in Jianghu!"

Liu Gao was caught in the middle, and after introducing Hua Yueniang and Hu Sanniang, he couldn't help but shudder!

What a terrible pressure!

Although he couldn't see or touch it, Liu Gao could feel the intense electric sparks between the two women!

Hua Yue Niang frowned slightly, then smiled sweetly:
"My sister is so tall, so much taller than my brother!"

Hu Sanniang's expression changed slightly, and she immediately placed her hands on the Sun and Moon Swords and admitted it openly:
"Sister, you don't understand!

"Brother doesn't know martial arts, only a brave sister like me can protect him!"

What the hell?

Liu Gao and Lu Zhishen looked at each other, and both felt that the conversation between Hua Yueniang and Hu Sanniang seemed to have a hidden meaning...

snort!
Huayue Niang took off the Mingyue bow she was wearing across her body without showing any weakness:

"Don't worry, sister. I have this Mingyue Bow!
"No one can get close to Big Brother!"

"But sister, you can't always be by your brother's side!"

Hu Sanniang patted the Sun and Moon Swords:

"Sister's Sun and Moon Swords accompanied brother from Yunzhou to Yizhou!"

"You are far from that, sister!"

Hua Yue Niang smiled and puffed out her pectoral muscles:
"My sister's Mingyue bow followed my brother to wipe out the bandits in Qingfeng Mountain, Erlong Mountain, and Taohua Mountain!

"I also accompanied my elder brother from Shandong to Hebei, and from Hebei to Tokyo. I don't know how many contributions I made!
"Sister even accompanied big brother to fight tigers on Jingyang Ridge!"

With every word Hua Yue Niang spoke, Hu San Niang's face turned paler.

She originally thought that she and Liu Gao had experienced a lot together.

No woman could have done more for Liu Gao than she did.

Unexpectedly, compared with Hua Yue Niang, she was completely defeated!

But when it comes to fighting tigers, Hu Sanniang finally has something to say:

"Sister, you may not believe this, but I have also fought tigers with my big brother!

"It was two days ago in Yiling..."

"what?"

Hua Yueniang became anxious when she heard this and hurriedly grabbed Liu Gao's sleeve:

"Did you encounter a big bug again two days ago?"

Liu Gao finally got a chance to speak up:

"I did, but don't worry, I killed the big insect..."

"Are there any injuries?"

Hua Yue Niang seemed not to hear what Liu Gao said, and she touched Liu Gao from head to toe!
After confirming that Liu Gao was not injured, Hua Yue Niang breathed a sigh of relief and complained with a pouty mouth:
"I told you I would go to Jiankang Prefecture with you, but you just didn't want me to go!
"Tell me, can you do without me?"

"Don't worry, sister!"

Hu Sanniang straightened her pectoralis major muscles:

"With my sister here, I will never let my brother get hurt!"

Really?I do not believe!
Liu Gao glanced at Hu Sanniang.

Hu Sanniang coughed guiltily, and then said loudly as if she was taking an oath:

"Whoever wants to hurt my brother must kill me first!"

"Oh?"

Hua Yueniang had already keenly grasped Hu Sanniang's flaw:

“My sister said she accompanied my elder brother to fight a tiger!
“But my eldest brother said that he had killed the tiger!
"May I ask, sister, what were you doing at that time?"

"I……"

Hu Sanniang was speechless.

Although she had the appearance of a queen with long legs, Hu Sanniang was only a sixteen-year-old girl after all.

Hua Yue Niang is already seventeen years old!

The most important thing is that Hua Yue Niang really crushed Hu San Niang in terms of battle record. Hu San Niang arrived too late...

Moreover, when fighting the tiger in Yiling, Hu Sanniang lacked combat experience and courage, and performed very poorly...

This directly caused Hu Sanniang to be unable to raise her head in front of Hua Yueniang, and she could only look to Liu Gao for help:
Brother, save me!
Of course Liu Gao couldn't just watch Hu Sanniang being bullied by Hua Yueniang, so he closed his eyes:
"Oh my, I feel dizzy..." [Hu Sanniang's favorability -1-1-1...]

The corners of Liu Gao's mouth twitched twice secretly:

No, why would you still deduct my favorability when we are close friends?

Women are indeed unreasonable...

[Hua Yue Niang’s favorability +1+1+1…]

[Congratulations to the Master and Hua Yue Niang for becoming “friends of life and death”! ]

[Congratulations to the owner for receiving the "Life and Death Friendship Gift Pack"! ]

Good guy!
Huayue Niang is also on the list?
Liu Gao quickly asked the system and found out that Hua Yue Niang was not a hero in the past so she could not be on the list.

Now Hua Yue Niang's name "Chang'e Shooting the Sun" has spread throughout the world, and she is considered a hero in the world.

So now Hua Yue Niang has also become Liu Gao's number one sister!

"Brother, you are weak, maybe you have to travel through mountains and rivers and travel a lot, it must be too hard!"

Hua Yue Niang quickly supported Liu Gao, who was staggering with his eyes closed:
"Brother, let me help you get in the car and have a rest!

"Hey--"

Hua Yue Niang used all her strength to suck her breasts!

But she is petite and can't carry Liu Gao!
"I come!"

Hu Sanniang finally found a place to use her talents!
He picked up Liu Gao like a princess and put her into the carriage!

Hua Yue Niang, Lu Zhishen, Li Kui: (_)(_)(◎_◎)
Liu Gao: (ー`ー)
[Hu Sanniang's favorability +1+1+1......]

[Hua Yue Niang's favorability -1-1-1...]

Xiu'er!

Liu Gao was also drunk, but fortunately he managed to get through the strange scene.

By the way, why did the scene suddenly become so weird?

Is this what “like repels like” means?
Fortunately, after becoming close friends, small increases or decreases in favorability will not cause a drop in level.

It can only be used as positive feedback...

What a positive energy!

Liu Gao closed his eyes and let things take their course!
After placing Liu Gao in the carriage, Hu Sanniang turned around and smiled:
"Sister, this is the benefit of being tall!"

"Humph!"

Huayue Niang didn't want to pay attention to her:
"Brother, let's go in quickly!

"Third Brother, Fourth Brother and my brother are all waiting anxiously!"

"oh oh……"

Lu Zhishen quietly wiped a cold sweat:
It turns out that women are troublesome, brothers are better!

Hua Yue Niang jumped onto the horse and grabbed the left side of the carriage!

Hu Sanniang also grabbed the right side of the carriage without showing any weakness!
Lu Zhishen was confused: Then should I leave?

Across the carriage, Hua Yue Niang and Hu San Niang looked at each other!
Their eyes met, thunder and lightning struck, and sparks flew!

Both women realized that the other was a formidable rival!
Dog officer!

Hua Yueniang retracted her gaze and glared at Liu Gao, who was pretending to be dead in the carriage:
Huge radish!
I didn't follow him once, and then he came back with a big long leg!

elder brother……

Hu Sanniang glanced resentfully at Liu Gao, who turned over in the carriage and continued to pretend to be dead:
How many good sisters do you have?
Liu Gao decisively changed to lying down:

Damn, no matter which direction I face, I feel like there's a thorn in my back...

……

In the hall of Liu's mansion, more than thirty heroes gathered together.

The first heroes to arrive were Hua Rong, Hua Yueniang, Lu Zhishen, Wu Song, Jiao Ting, Cao Zheng, Kong Ming, Kong Liang, Li Zhong, and Zhou Tong.

Later heroes included Lin Chong, Dai Zong, Li Kui, Mu Hong, Mu Chun, Li Jun, Tong Wei, Tong Meng, Zhang Heng, Zhang Shun, Huang Wenbing, An Daoquan, Wang Dingliu, Ou Peng, Jiang Jing, Ma Lin, Tao Zongwang, Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu, Ruan Xiaoqi, and Hu Sanniang.

So many people filled the spacious hall.

[Vote for the eldest sister. If you support Hua Yue Niang as the eldest sister, deduct 1. If you support Hu San Niang as the eldest sister, deduct 2. If you support others, deduct 3 and add the name.]

(End of this chapter)