Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 19 Do you think you can call a dog official?

Liu Gao actually had a premonition yesterday, his right eyelid was twitching so much that it was about to cramp!

Originally Liu Gao thought that feudal superstition was not credible, but he didn't expect that something really happened!
Liu Gao jumped up and shouted:

"What's the big deal?"

Wang Mazi replied in a panic:

"Someone from Qingfeng Mountain came to report that Huazhi Village fell into a trap last night!"

Liu Gao: (ノ义)ノ彡┻━┻

I just want to tell you to just focus on your development and stop wasting time!
I have to waste time!
wave!
In fact, Liu Gao was reluctant at first.

He felt that Hua Rong was too impatient, and impatience could easily lead to failure.

Besides, although Hua Rong is good at fighting, he is just a cavalry general after all!

Going up the mountain to gather military intelligence is not suitable for your major!
But Hua Rong was so active, showing his loyalty and determination!
How could he pour cold water on Hua Rong?
Now Liu Gao regrets it very much.

But then again, Liu Gao's prestige was not high enough to make Hua Rong obey him.

Maybe it will be enough if we become friends of life and death.

Just like in the original novel, Hua Rong was willing to be buried with Song Jiang...

"Hua Zhizhai also had a miserable life. I heard that he was walking on a mountain road at dark and fell into a hunter's trap!
"As a result, my legs were caught by a large iron clamp..."

Wang Mazi said with a sad face:
"He is now detained in Qingfeng Mountain, and the person who came asked to see you, my husband..."

"go!"

Liu Gao quickly put on a robe, without even bothering to put on his shoes, and ran out in a hurry!
A cup of tea later, Liu Gao met the little minion at the crossroads of Qingfeng Town.

At this time, many onlookers have gathered, pointing and whispering...

"Dog officer!"

When the little minions saw Liu Gao, they shouted fearlessly:

“Huazhi Village is now our guest at Qingfeng Mountain!
"Our king said that if you want to get your sworn brother back, you must agree to three things from our king!"

Do you think you can call a dog official?

Liu Gao was furious, but for Hua Rong's sake he had to hold back:
"Tell me, what are those three things?"

The little henchman pointed at Zheng Tianshou, who was still hanging high on the flagpole:

"First, return the three kings!"

Liu Gao: "As you wish!"

The little minion smiled triumphantly:
“Secondly, I heard that your Qingfeng Village will pay 20 taels for every death!
"Fifty of our brothers from Qingfeng Mountain died in battle, and I'll give you twenty taels for each of them!

"Pay one thousand taels of silver!"

"boom--"

The little minion's words were like a stone that caused a thousand ripples, and the onlookers, including the soldiers in the village, were all in chaos!

What a bully!
The soldiers of Qingfeng Village died in battle, which is called sacrificing their lives for the country!

What do you call the deaths of your minions from Qingfeng Mountain?
If it weren't for you little minions from Qingfeng Mountain, would the soldiers of our Qingfeng Village have sacrificed their lives for the country?
You have to know that the soldiers of Qingfeng Village are all local natives, and the onlookers are all their family and friends!

The onlookers were filled with indignation!

But Hua Rong was in the hands of the rebels in Qingfeng Village, so they could only hold it in...

Liu Gao: "...As you wish!"

As if he had known this would be the result, the little minion laughed, and his smile gradually became more ferocious:

“Third, our king wants you, the dog official, to personally deliver him to Qingfeng Mountain!
“You can only bring a few porters to carry the silver!
“Don’t try to play tricks!
"If you dare to lead your troops up the mountain, I will make sure you see the heads of Huazhizhai!"

The whole place fell silent!

Everyone, including Jiao Ting, stared at Liu Gao!

Originally everyone thought that the second thing was too much!
Unexpectedly, the third thing was even more outrageous!
Who doesn’t know that Liu Zhizhai doesn’t know martial arts?
Who doesn't know that Liu Zhizhai is weak?
Who doesn't know that Liu Zhizhai is a weak scholar who can't even tie a chicken?

Asking Liu Gao to go to Qingfeng Mountain in person to deliver the silver, isn't this asking for his death?
"Dog officer, are you scared?"

The little minion said with a grim smile:
"Hua Rong is your sworn brother, you won't just stand by and watch him die, right?

“I heard that you, the dog official, are unparalleled in kindness and righteousness!

"You dare to boast of being righteous and unparalleled even though you didn't even save your sworn brother?"

Murder and kill!
Liu Gao didn't know whether Yan Shun and Wang Aihu were taught by a master, or whether Yan Shun and Wang Aihu figured it out on their own, or whether they accidentally used an open conspiracy!

I have to say, this move was too cruel!

Everyone was staring at him. It was true that he had no martial arts skills and was weak and powerless... but sworn brothers were sworn brothers!
I don't ask for half brothers to be born on the same day of the same month of the same year, I just hope to die on the same day of the same month of the same year!
Liu Gao must go!

"According to your!"

As soon as the little follower finished speaking, Liu Gao said decisively:

"What else, just say it!
"Don't dilly-dally like a woman!"

"hiss--"

Everyone, including Jiao Ting, couldn't help but gasp:
Husband, are you serious?

If the roles were reversed, and it was Liu Gao who was detained in Qingfeng Mountain, it would be easy for Hua Rong to rescue him alone.

After all, Hua Rong is also a powerful general.

But when Liu Gao went to save Hua Rong, wasn't that just seeking his own death?

But because of this, after Liu Gao agreed, everyone felt admiration for him!

Liu Gao didn't know what others thought, but he had received Jiao Ting's favor.

[Jiao Ting's favorability +10000! ]

[Congratulations to the host and Jiao Ting for becoming “sworn brothers”! ]

Although he had gained a new sworn brother, Liu Gao was still very depressed:
too slow!
It’s still too slow!

If we are friends for life and death, wouldn’t there be a gift package?
A gift pack might turn things around!
"No, no more..."

The little henchman didn't expect Liu Gao to be so brave. He was suppressed and stammered before saying:

“You’d better prepare and go up the mountain early!
"Our king said that we can wait until tomorrow's sunset at the latest!

"As soon as it gets dark, everyone in Huazhi Village will be beheaded!"

Liu Gao frowned and asked:

"Anymore?"

Little Minion: “No more…”

Liu Gao: "Really?"

Little Minion: "Really no more..."

"it is good!"

Liu Gao's face darkened and he flicked his sleeves:
"Someone, cut off his tongue!"

"what?"

The little minion was stunned:
"You, don't mess around!

"If you dare to touch me, Hua Zhizhai's life may be in danger..."

Jiao Ting pounced on him like a wolf or a tiger!
Pinch the little minion's mouth and force him to stick out his tongue!

"elder brother?"

Jiao Ting turned around to ask Liu Gao for instructions, and Liu Gao sneered:
"No way? No way?

"You don't think Yan Shun and Wang Aihu would kill each other for you, do you?

"who do you think You Are?"

"Pfft!"

Jiao Ting raised his knife and cut off the little minion's tongue!
snort!
How dare you call me a dog official!

Liu Gao sneered: "Go back and tell Yan Shun and Wang Aihu!
"I will be there before sunset tomorrow!"

Little minions: "Ababa!"

Okay, I was careless...

Liu Gao coughed dryly:
"Someone, write a letter for him to take back!"

Wang Mazi and Li Tuzi quickly prepared a letter.

Liu Gao signed it and handed it to his henchman:
"roll!"

The little minion received the letter and ran away in a hurry!

Didn’t we say that the bad officials wouldn’t dare to touch me?

The king lied to me!

(End of this chapter)