Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 20: Wang Aihu: A blessing in disguise?

"Pfft!"

Zheng Tianshou was lowered from the flagpole.

The dull thud when it hit the ground was like a rag bag.

Jiao Ting squatted down, put his finger under Zheng Tianshou's nose to test, then looked back at Liu Gao with a panicked look.

No way, the fair-faced man turned into the dead-faced man?
Liu Gao's heart skipped a beat, but he immediately snorted:
"He fainted. Take him back and keep him under good care!"

"……Yes!"

Jiao Ting quickly cooperated and carried Zheng Tianshou on his back, and followed Liu Gao back to the mansion.

When they got home, they closed the door and reached out to touch Zheng Tianshou's carotid artery:
Oh my god, it’s so cold!

It turned out that Zheng Tianshou had been stabbed several times, and the wounds were quite severe!
He was hung on the flagpole for two days without any medical treatment. It would be strange if he didn't die!

It’s just that because Zheng Tianshou was hung too high, no one noticed that he was dead.

"Brother, what should I do?"

Jiao Ting was so anxious that he was running around in circles. The first of the three things he wanted to do was ruined...

"It doesn't matter!"

Liu Gao immediately assigned Li Tuzi:
"Go, get a doctor!"

Baldy Li was stunned: "Husband, isn't he dead?"

"Haven't you ever heard of trying everything possible?"

Liu Gao rolled his eyes at him:
Today's minions know so much, it's obvious that there is a traitor in Qingfeng Town!

But this is normal. It is impossible for Qingfeng Town to prevent people from entering and leaving, so it is very easy for someone to sneak in.

Therefore, even if Zheng Tianshou died, a doctor had to be asked to pretend that he was dead, so as to prevent Yan Shun and Wang Aihu from killing each other.

"If your husband asks you to go, then go. Why are you talking so much nonsense?"

Wang Mazi pushed Li Tuzi away, and then asked Liu Gao with a worried look:
"My husband, do you really want to go to Qingfeng Mountain in person?"

"Would you like to go?"

Liu Gao teased Wang Mazi casually, but it made Wang Mazi break out in a cold sweat!
Wang Mazi said hesitantly:
"My husband, I should have walked to Qingfeng Mountain for you...

"It's just that my husband has already shown his face to the rebels...

"I'm afraid I'll be recognized as soon as I go there...

"Don't misunderstand me, sir. I'm not afraid of death...

"I am afraid that even if I die, Hua Zhi Village will be implicated..."

Looking at his hesitant look, Liu Gao had already decided to send this guy back to where he came from.

With this level of ideological awareness, you still want to be Liu Zhizhai's lackey?
"Brother, I'll protect you!"

Jiao Ting next to him volunteered:

"Even if I have to give up my 200-plus pounds, I will definitely protect my brother!"

"Brothers!"

Liu Gao patted Jiao Ting's camel-like strong arms with satisfaction:
You are worthy of being my sworn brother!
Wang Mazi's face instantly turned pale...

Liu Gao, with his thumbs stuck on his belt and a frown on his face, paced back and forth around Zheng Tianshou's body.

Among the three things Qingfengshan requested, one thousand taels of silver was not a problem, as what Liu Zhizhai had embezzled was enough.

It didn't matter if Zheng Tianshou died. Since he castrated Wang Aihu, they were destined to be irreconcilable.

The biggest problem is that Liu Gao went to Qingfeng Mountain in person. No matter how you look at it, he was going to die...

If Liu Gao's martial arts were invincible, or if he had many brave generals under his command, then going to Qingfeng Mountain would certainly not be a problem.

However, Liu Gao does not know martial arts, and he only has Jiao Ting under him, so this is a problem...

Or there are too few cards in hand!
Liu Gao frowned and shook his head:

It’s hard for a clever woman to make a meal without rice!
Just as Liu Gao was shaking his head, a young man in white suddenly jumped over from the top of the wall!
"who?"

Jiao Ting immediately stood up and blocked Liu Gao behind him!
Liu Gao poked his head out from behind Jiao Ting and took a look:
"It's you?
"Aren't you going to arrest the rebels?"

"I……"

The young man in white had obviously just cried, his eyes were red, and he bowed to Liu Gao:
"My lord, I am Hua Yue, the younger sister of Hua Rong!
"Please, sir, save my brother!"

"Why do you need to beg?" Liu Gao helped Hua Yueniang up with both hands and told her seriously:
"Your brother is my sworn brother!
"I will save him even if it costs me my life!"

"I'll go with you!"

Huayue Niang volunteered:
"Don't underestimate me, I'm also very good at archery!"

Zundu and fake toot?

Liu Gao's eyes lit up.

He already knew Hua Yue Niang's identity, but he didn't know she could also shoot arrows!
And since she dares to blow and is also very good at archery, Hua Yue Niang’s archery skills should not be much worse than Hua Rong’s, right?

However, there are still not enough people...

Liu Gao's eyes flickered:

Then we have to take drastic measures!

……

Now Hua Rong regrets it very much.

Firstly, he was too eager to prove himself.

Secondly, young people who achieve success at a young age are bound to be frivolous and daring.

Yan Shun and Wang Aihu are indeed nothing. Even if these two are combined, they are no match for Hua Rong.

But Hua Rong never expected that his opponent was not Yan Shun and Wang Aihu, but the hunter trap...

In fact, in order to prevent people from falling into the trap by mistake, the hunter also put marks on the tree trunk next to the trap.

Unfortunately, it was a dark and windy night, and Hua Rong did not see the sign.

Even if he saw it, it would be useless because he didn't know what it meant.

As a result, Hua Rong accidentally fell into the trap and his calf was caught by the big iron clamp in the trap...

Even a tiger couldn't escape once it was trapped, let alone Hua Rong, who was taken advantage of by the patrolling minions.

What an injustice!
At this moment, Hua Rong was tied to the general's pillar in the thatched hall, just like Song Jiang in the original novel.

The big iron clamp had been removed, but no one cleaned the wound, and the blood was so horrifying!
Hua Rong is lucky because he usually wears leather combat boots!
Otherwise this leg will be useless...

At the same time, Yan Shun and Wang Aihu were drinking.

"Brother, do you think the dog official will come before sunset tomorrow?"

Yan Shun asked Wang Aihu while holding the wine bowl.

Wang Aihu's face was pale, and he looked like a ghost when he laughed:
"Whether the dog official comes or not, we've already lost!
"Here you come, lose your life!

"If you don't come, you will lose people's hearts!"

"Wonderful!"

Yan Shun laughed:

"Brother, you are now very resourceful. It is true that a blessing in disguise!"

Sai Weng lost his horse, how do you know it is not a blessing?
I lost it just because!
Such a great blessing, would you like it?
A trace of resentment flashed across Wang Aihu's eyes, but he concealed it well:

“I wish he wouldn’t come!

"Such a dog official will be deserted by everyone!
"We can play with him slowly and make him want to live but cannot, and want to die but cannot!

"Of course, you can come. The wooden donkey has been made for him overnight!"

Wang Aihu looked at the three wooden donkeys in the middle of the thatched hall!

No, to be precise, it should be a donkey made of a wooden stick, a donkey made of an iron stick, and a donkey made of a stone stick!
Wang Aihu had a ferocious look on his face:
"Brother, why don't you guess, will the dog official choose the wooden donkey, the iron donkey, or the stone donkey?

"Or do you want all of them?"

So perverted!

Yan Shun couldn't help but shudder:
It turns out that Wang Aihu is the most perverted among the three of them!

After returning from Qingfeng Village, he became even more abnormal!

Just then, a little guy ran in:
"Report to the king, Liu Gao and his wife have arrived!"

　[The friendship between Guan Yu and Bao Yu is always being censored, so it has all been changed to friendship of life and death. 】

　　
　
(End of this chapter)