Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 27 You may not believe it, but she was the first to take action!
"call out--"

The cold light flashed by!

Liu Gao showed his big face at the right moment!

The short arrow almost brushed past my eyelashes!

"laugh!"

There was a slight sound, and Liu Gao looked carefully:
The short arrow was completely embedded in the trunk of the tree!
Good guy!
Liu Gao's face turned green:

If he gets hit by this, Ultraman will get a concussion, right?
Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend...

"Dog—official—"

A hysterical scream came from behind, and Liu Gao was unhappy when he heard it:

Who are you calling a dog official?
No, you shot me and you still want to scold me?

When Liu Gao turned around, he saw Hua Yue Niang with disheveled hair, looking crazy, and rushing towards him with red eyes!
What do you want to do?

Liu Gao was startled and subconsciously crossed his hands in front of his chest!
It turned out that Hua Yue Niang was just examining his body!
At this moment, Liu Gao seemed to have returned to his childhood, when he went out to play and fell into a mud pit, and went home crying like a mud monkey.

Then my mother washed me from top to bottom, left to right, inside and outside, 360 degrees without any dead ends...

That time and that moment, exactly this moment!
Do you really need to check so carefully?
Liu Gao subconsciously clamped his legs together:
No, aren’t all the girls in your Northern Song Dynasty so passionate and unrestrained?

A bold woman from the Song Dynasty, right?
After a careful examination, Hua Yue Niang finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then burst into tears!

Holding Liu Gao's waist, Hua Yue Niang buried her little face in Liu Gao's chest and cried so sadly!

Are you sure about this? It was you who shot me, not me who shot you!

Isn’t it a case of porcelain?
Liu Gao looked speechlessly at Hua Yueniang, who was crying loudly in his arms, and then at Jiao Ting, who was driving the carriage back:
You may not believe it, but she was the first to attack!
Jiao Ting looked strange: I'm sorry, maybe I came at the wrong time...

Do not!
You came just in time!
Liu Gao blinked hard: Come and help me out!

Brother, I understand!

Jiao Ting suddenly realized what was going on, and in order not to disturb Liu Gao and Hua Yue Niang, he even tied the carriage to a big tree.

A person sneaked away quietly...

You know what!
Liu Gao: (_)
Originally Liu Gao thought that Hua Yue Niang would stop crying after a while, but he didn't expect that Hua Yue Niang was made of water!
This cry is like the endless torrent of the river, or like the unstoppable flooding of the Yellow River!
This was not going to work, so Liu Gao had to comfort her:

“Missing the target once is nothing!
"Failure is the mother of success!

"As long as you learn from your experience and practice hard, you will be able to shoot me to death one day!"

"You--"

Hua Yue Niang was crying very sadly, but after hearing what Liu Gao said, she couldn't cry or laugh anymore:

No, am I crying because I missed?

You are—

Why is it so dog-like?

"If you don't say anything, I'll forgive you!"

While Hua Yue Niang was in a dilemma, Liu Gao let her go with a smile and took a step back.

In fact, Hua Yue Niang cannot be blamed for this. The main reason is that Liu Gao has not fully adapted to this cannibalistic world.

If it were the 21st century, would Liu Gao's life be in danger if he joked with a girl?

But it’s different in this cannibalistic world. No matter if they are good or bad, men or women, they will kill without blinking an eye!
Hua Yue Niang is a young girl who is traveling alone in the world. It is okay for her to just use her ultimate skill when she encounters danger.

Because there is a high probability that you will only have one chance to take action.

If she doesn't use the big gun, she will be the one to die...

Therefore, Liu Gao finally understood the truth that if you don't seek death, you won't die.

In addition, if it was another beauty, Liu Gao would have gone straight for it.

It's not easy to bully people who are too sensitive!

But first of all, Hua Yue Niang is Hua Rong's sister. Hua Rong said that his sister is Liu Gao's sister.

Secondly, dog officials also have principles.

Liu Gao knew that Hua Yue Niang was crying and hugging him because she was too frightened, so he naturally would not take advantage of her.

"……snort!"

Hua Yue Niang blushed and didn't know what to say.

After all, she is still a virgin and not someone who has received professional training like Mrs. Liu Zhizhai.

Hua Yue Niang held it in for a long time and finally uttered a hum. Liu Gao, on the other hand, laughed out loud!

It turned out that Hua Yue Niang was in mid-air and because her eyes were always following Liu Gao, she fell heavily to the ground!
He rushed over to see Liu Gao without even bothering to wipe the dust off his face!

Then burst into tears!

The tears washed out two snow-white grooves on her gray little face!
The contrast between black and white was really funny, but Liu Gao started crying while laughing.

Hua Yue Niang, enraged and humiliated, stomped hard on his foot!
Liu Gao felt like his feet were not his own at that moment...

……

In the carriage, Hua Yue Niang, whose little face had been washed clean, was naturally beautiful and should have been extremely pretty.

But my eyes were swollen like peaches from crying...

"That was too dangerous just now, dog... Big brother, don't do that again next time!"

Huayue Niang turned her little face away and looked out the window:

“You got away with it this time, but what if next time, bah!
"Absolutely no next time!"

"Good good!"

Liu Gao agreed as he was shaking the rice:
"Sister, you've said this a hundred times!
“I really remember it!”

"Humph!"

Huayue Niang pouted her lips:
“You’d better remember this!

"Oh, right, don't you know martial arts?

"How could you dodge my arrow?"

"I really don't know martial arts!"

Liu Gao spread his hands:
"I just reacted quickly!"

Of course, Liu Gao lied.

In fact, his reaction was not fast at all.

The reason why I was able to dodge was because of my sharp eyes!
A sharp gaze can not only illuminate the enemy's flaws, but also illuminate the dangers from the enemy!
As soon as Hua Yue Niang grasped the crossbow, Liu Gao saw it with his sharp eyes and reacted subconsciously.

In other words, Liu Gao reacted first, and Hua Yue Niang shot the arrow later, otherwise it would have been too late...

Just a quick reaction, that's all?

Hua Yue Niang felt as if she had been cheated, but she couldn't explain why.

In order to hide his little secret, Liu Gao changed the subject:

"Why are you traveling so far away in all white?

"How can you wash the dirty whites?"

How would I know where to go? I’ve never been far away!

Huayue Niang has become autistic.

When she came out, she was spotless, but now her white clothes have turned gray.

It is conceivable that it will turn black in the near future, and the key is that it cannot be washed out...

Hua Yue Niang didn't want to talk, so Liu Gao had to shut up.

After that, for a long time, I just kept shaking the rice...

The road is uneven and the carriage's shock absorption is poor!

Liu Gao felt like he was bouncing rice at the amusement park!
As he was bouncing around, he couldn't help but fall onto Hua Yue Niang!

Hua Yueniang's cheeks flushed with shame and anger. She pushed Liu Gao away and spat:
"Bah, you dog official!"

After all, she was a virgin. Hua Yue Niang got out of the carriage with a red face and jumped onto her horse.

Jiao Ting asked curiously, "Why did you come out?"

"I'll go explore the way!"

Hua Yue Niang blushed and rode away without looking back!
"Clackada, clackada," and it disappeared into a cloud of dust!

Jiao Ting looked back at Liu Gao again, and Liu Gao coughed dryly:
You may not believe it, but she was the first to attack!
Jiao Ting suddenly realized and smiled a smile that all men understand:

Brother, I understand!

You know nothing!

Liu Gao: (_)
(End of this chapter)