Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 28 I've traveled through time, can't I just enjoy myself?

Oh my mistake!
I was so wrong!
Uh, I shouldn’t have gone to Hebei from the beginning!
If I don’t go to Hebei, I won’t ride in a horse carriage!
Well, if you don’t take a carriage, you won’t bump into the rice!
If I hadn't been here, I wouldn't have fallen into such a sad state...

Liu Gao felt numb all over. The carriage was really not suitable for humans to sit in!
If he had any ability, he would build cars, airplanes, rockets, and even human cannons!
But he can only rely on the system to get by...

Maybe it would be a good idea to learn how to ride a horse?

Liu Gao looked at Hua Yueniang, who was wearing gray clothes and riding a gray horse, with envy:

Even after such a long journey, Hua Yue Niang’s butt didn’t even feel numb!
At most, he would be a little bit crooked after getting off the horse...

Jiao Ting parked the carriage in front of a roadside hotel, carried Liu Gao, who was a little carsick, into the hotel.

Following behind was Hua Yue Niang, who had a bit of a crooked figure.

Jiao Ting helped Liu Gao sit down at the window seat, and Hua Yue Niang limped to sit next to Liu Gao.

Although she had to turn to Liu Gao's side, Hua Yue Niang looked around and refused to make eye contact with him.

Liu Gao was too lazy to pay attention to her as he was feeling carsick!
He is so small that no one else can compare to him!

Not to mention Jiao Ting, he is not even as good as Hua Yue Niang!

No, he is not even as good as Mrs. Liu Zhizhai!

If it weren't for the support of "Qi Ren Tai Shen", he wouldn't even be able to raise his head in front of Liu Zhizhai's wife!

However, it is impossible to practice martial arts!
Now that I've traveled through time, can't I just enjoy myself?

Liu Gao thought dizzily:

The only solution now is to hurry up and train a few more top guys...

A young woman came up to him and asked, "Sir, would you like to stay at the hotel or have a quick meal?"

On the road, Jiao Ting, who has been traveling around the country for many years, is responsible for daily chores.

At this time, without Liu Gao's instructions, Jiao Ting skillfully connected with the young woman.

After ordering the wine and food, the young woman called a young man to filter the wine while she went to the stove to cook.

Liu Gao lay listlessly on the table, and as his mind gradually cleared up, he heard a very unique snoring sound:

“Ang ang ang…Ah ah ah…”

Not to mention, it’s quite refreshing!

Liu Gao pulled out his goose feather fan, held his swollen head with one hand, and fanned himself with the other to calm himself down.

At this moment, someone outside the door suddenly praised:
“This horse is so white!”

Hua Yue Niang, who was originally listless, immediately perked up!
Her big watery eyes were wide open as she peered out the window:
But then she saw a few idle men coming from somewhere and commenting on her white horse!

Hua Yue Niang raised her eyebrows, opened her eyes wide, slammed the table and stood up to go out and take care of it.

A few idle guys had already walked into the hotel bragging and asking the owner to serve wine and food.

Hua Yue Niang sat down again. Since those idle guys didn't cause any trouble, she didn't want to create any more trouble.

"If you want to buy and sell good horses, you still have to go to Zengtou City!"

A few idlers continued the previous topic, and a dark-faced man gave a thumbs up:
"In the Hebei and Shandong area, Zengtou City is this!"

"Of course!"

Another red-faced man also said: "Zengtou City is the largest horse market in the Hebei and Shandong areas!
“There’s only one downside: the store is too big to take advantage of customers!

"If our brother wasn't so tough, you wouldn't be able to pay back the price!"

Their conversation attracted Liu Gao's attention.

Zengtou City is actually a major threat to Shandong.

Although Lingzhou, where Zengtou City is located, is a bit far from Qingzhou, Liu Gao attaches great importance to it.

This is not about meddling in other people's business, but Liu Gao knows that Zengtou City is actually a hidden pawn of the Jin Kingdom!

Zeng, the chief of Zengtou City, was originally a Jin man. When he was young, he came to the Central Plains to trade ginseng and made a fortune.

Because they dared to fight and kill, they occupied a village and renamed it Zengtou City.

Then Zengtou City became the largest horse market in Hebei and Shandong. Of course, the horse market was illegal.

But no one dared to control him. After all, he was a Jin person, and even the government did not dare to offend him.

That would be fine, but the problem is that Ma Shi is just covering up!
In fact, Commander Zeng has five to seven thousand troops in Zengtou City!

There are no Song people, only five to seven thousand Jin people's troops!

Ten years later, the Jingkang Incident would occur. One can imagine what role these five to seven thousand troops would play!
Although Zeng Toushi claimed that it was irreconcilable with Liangshan, no one really believed that—

A Jin man came from afar and raised private soldiers just to help the Song Dynasty suppress bandits, right?

"Did you hear that?"

Among the idlers, a man with big pimples all over his face, who looked like a toad, started a new topic:
"Qingzhou's Qingfeng Mountain was destroyed!"

Hua Yueniang and Jiao Ting glanced at Liu Gao subconsciously.

Liu Gao was fanning himself and listening with great interest:

Like a civet in a melon field!
“Who doesn’t know this?”

The dark-faced man slammed the table:
"The three leaders of Qingfeng Mountain, Jinmaohu Yanshun, Dwarf Tiger Wang Ying, and Baimianlangjun Zheng Tianshou, are also famous heroes in the martial arts world!
"I didn't expect to be tricked by a dog official!"

I'm crazy...

Liu Gao's face turned black:

No, what does it mean to be schemed against by a corrupt official?

Don't I deserve a name?

"That's all because of the bad officials grabbing the credit!"

The red-faced man looked like an insider:
"It was actually Little Li Guang Hua Rong who destroyed Qingfeng Mountain!
"Think about it, that dog official doesn't know martial arts!

"No matter how well you plan, doesn't someone still have to execute it?"

The dark-faced man: “No problem!”

The big-headed man suddenly realized: "I told you, how can a single official destroy Qingfeng Mountain?"

Several idle men nodded in agreement.

Liu Gao was very angry:
Why?

It was clearly Yan Shun, the leader of Qingfeng Mountain, who died at my hands!

Why am I still a dog official?

Hua Yue Niang crossed her hands and covered her mouth tightly, for fear that she would accidentally laugh like a pig!
As a result, some people actually laughed like pigs!
Liu Gao looked at him unhappily, only to see a burly man with a big head and thick neck, who was either the boss or the cook, coming out from the kitchen at some point, sitting behind the counter, eating and drinking and laughing.

The unique snoring sound disappeared, and Liu Gao suspected that it was this big-headed strong man.

A few idle men left first after eating and drinking their fill. After Liu Gao and his friends had eaten and drunk their fill, they also asked the store owner to settle the bill.

The big-headed man came over, took the money, and asked casually with a smile:

"Does the white horse outside belong to you, sir?"

Hua Yue Niang, who was contentedly stroking her slightly protruding belly, became erect again:
"mine!"

"It's a fine horse indeed!"

The big-headed man kindly reminded: "The world is not peaceful now!

"When you are out, please be careful!"

Hua Yue Niang didn't think much about it, but Liu Gao did:
"Shopkeeper, your accent doesn't sound like you're a local!"

The big-headed man smiled and gave a thumbs-up:
"Sir, you have good hearing. I am originally from Kaifeng Prefecture!"

"Since the shop owner is from Kaifeng Prefecture..."

Liu Gao looked at the big-headed man's knuckles with a sharp gaze. The knuckles of the big-headed man were covered with a thick layer of calluses:

"Have you ever heard of a coach of 800,000 imperial troops named Leopard Head Lin Chong?"

(End of this chapter)