Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 42: Shopkeeper, don’t you play by the rules?

I only have brothers in my heart, no girls at all?
Liu Gao was confused:
What do you want to do?

In fact, Hua Yue Niang had already fallen in love with Liu Gao without realizing it.

It's just that she has never experienced anything between men and women, and she doesn't know what kind of feelings she has for Liu Gao.

Since Hua Rong gradually had no time to take care of her after he got married, Hua Yue Niang's cognition became distorted.

She mistakenly thought that the two emotions were the same, so she spoke the truth under the influence of alcohol.

Liu Gao originally thought about the relationship between a man and a woman, but when he saw Hua Yue Niang being so confident, he became unsure...

After all, this is not the 21st century. How could Hua Yue Niang, a virgin girl, be so open-minded?
Not wanting to be mistaken for an ordinary man, Liu Gao carefully observed Hua Yue Niang and finally made a judgment:
Hua Yue Niang probably just treats him as a brother...

"Yue Niang, you think too much."

Liu Gao could only coax this petty little sister, after all, Hua Yue Niang was Hua Rong's biological sister:
“Brothers are important, sisters are important too!

“But brothers and sisters can’t be compared!

"For example, I can chat with my brother by candlelight and sleep with him!

“It’s not very convenient to be with a girl…

"Do you understand?"

"Humph!"

Hua Yue Niang pouted her lips so high that she could almost kiss the tip of her nose:
"Well, that girl can have wine!"

"Of course you can, but are you sure you can eat another bowl?"

Liu Gao expressed his doubts about Hua Yue Niang:
"You're cross-eyed, sister!"

"What, what cross-eyed!"

Hua Yue Niang slammed the table in dissatisfaction:

"Look, I take two steps!
"Hey, hey, hey, why is this pillar shaking so much..."

Seeing Hua Yue Niang staggering towards the pillar, Liu Gao quickly hugged her!
As a result, Hua Yue Niang's body softened and she fell into Liu Gao's arms.

Liu Gao had no choice but to carry her horizontally.

This is the legendary princess hug.

"Let, let me go..."

Hua Yueniang was so drunk that she couldn't even open her eyes. She looked like a little rabbit, kicking her legs in Liu Gao's arms:

"I, I'm not drunk..."

Come on, sister!
Liu Gao had no choice but to turn around and say to Wu Song, Lu Zhishen, Jiao Ting and others:

"I'll ask the store to open a room first..."

What the hell?

Liu Gao stopped talking halfway and stared at the extra piles of empty bowls on the table in disbelief!
one two Three……

Seven, eight, nine...

Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen...

Twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine...

What about playing?
Liu Gao was also drunk:

I was just talking to a little girl, and in the blink of an eye you guys drank so much?

There were five empty bowls piled in front of Jiao Ting!

There were twelve empty bowls piled in front of Lu Zhishen and Wu Song respectively!
No, store owner, you don’t play by the rules either?
Liu Gao looked at the store owner in confusion:

Shouldn’t the store stop filtering the wine after three bowls?

Why……

The shopkeeper smiled and said, "Sir, do you want to filter the wine?"

"no!"

Liu Gao couldn't help asking him:
"Shopkeeper, isn't your shop called "Three bowls and you're done?"

Shopkeeper: “It’s a duck, it’s a duck.

“Any guest who comes to my restaurant and eats three bowls of wine will get drunk and cannot cross the hill in front.

“That’s why it’s called ‘Three bowls and you’re not going to make it past the post’.

"If a guest comes here, he only eats three bowls and doesn't ask any more questions."

Liu Gao held the dazed Hua Yue Niang horizontally and pointed at the extra piles of empty bowls on the table with his chin:
"I am not well educated, so don't lie to me!

"Is this called three bowls?"

The shopkeeper nodded and bowed with a smile on his face:

"Sir, you are right. There are already twenty-nine bowls here!"

Liu Gao frowned and said, "Since three bowls are not enough, why did you filter twenty-nine bowls for my brother?

"How do you want us to get through?"

The shopkeeper blinked his eyes and said, "Sir, we can provide accommodation for you!" I...

Liu Gao was also drunk:

What he said made so much sense that I was speechless!

“No need to stay!”

Wu Song's face was flushed and he laughed loudly:
"Don't worry, brother. How can these few bowls of wine make us drunk?"

"Brother, you are right!"

Lu Zhishen was so excited after drinking that he had already taken off his monk's robes!

Bare-chested, naked, showing off his embroidered clothes!
"Brother, don't worry!"

Lu Zhishen patted his well-developed pectoral muscles:

"I will definitely pass this post today!"

"Hiccup!"

Jiao Ting burped and agreed with a red face:
"Brother, come and eat so we can continue on our journey!"

He drank the least, but his face was the reddest!
I really believed your lies...

Liu Gao was speechless, but the shopkeeper tried to persuade him:
"Dear guests, you can't pass the post today!"

Lu Zhishen glared and asked, "Why?"

The shopkeeper was startled and said quickly:
“I mean well!
"Just take a look at the lawsuit notice posted at my house!"

Wu Song stared at him and asked, "What notice?"

The shopkeeper was startled again and said tremblingly:

"There is a huge white-browed tiger on Jingyang Ridge ahead. It came out late and hurt people, killing more than 30 men.

"The officials now punish those who hunt and capture people with sticks and punish those who are caught.

“There are notices for people on both sides of Gangzi Crossing.

“You can teach travelers to form groups and cross the hill at three hours: Si, Wu, and Wei.

"During the remaining six hours of the day, you are not allowed to cross the mountain.

"Moreover, single guests are not allowed to cross the hill during the day and must wait until they are with their companions.

"It is now the late afternoon and early evening, and the guests are already drunk, so why not let me take a break here.

"We'll slowly gather thirty or twenty people tomorrow, and then we can beat Okako together."

Finally back to the plot line...

Liu Gao breathed a sigh of relief:

I'm too hard!

Wu Song laughed out loud:

“I am from Qinghe County, and I have walked along Jingyang Ridge at least a dozen times.

"When have you ever heard of a giant insect?

"Don't scare me with such nonsense!
"Even if there is a big beast, I am not afraid!"

Lu Zhishen also became excited when he heard this:
"I just happened to be making a tiger-skin cassock!"

Jiao Ting was much more rational, pointing to the empty table next to him and said with a smile:
"Shopkeeper, don't lie to us!

"Why didn't you say anything when the guests left just now?"

It turned out that the greasy-haired and powdered man who was glancing at Hua Yue Niang had already paid the bill and left the table.

The shop owner explained: "They came from the post..."

"No need to say it!"

Wu Song waved his hand disapprovingly:
"Even if there really is a tiger, the master is not afraid.

"You let me rest at home, are you planning to steal my money or even my life in the middle of the night?

"But you want to scare me with birds and insects?"

The store owner was anxious:
"Look!

"I had good intentions, but it turned out to be malicious, and you ended up saying this!
"If you don't believe me, please do as you please!"

That's it!

Liu Gao, who had been silent the whole time, secretly rejoiced:
At this rate, we’re bound to encounter a tiger!
"Let me say something fair!"

Seeing that the shop owner was getting anxious, Liu Gao finally came out to seek justice.

The shopkeeper was full of expectation: "Sir, you are very knowledgeable, please give us your opinion!"

Liu Gao held Hua Yue Niang in his arms and said:

"Shopkeeper, this is your fault!"

Shop: (ノ益)ノ彡┻━┻

(End of this chapter)