Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 43 Liu Gao: I’ll just slide and tackle!
"Brother, look!"

Jiao Ting stuck out his tongue and pointed at a big tree.

The trunk of the big tree had its bark scraped off, leaving a white patch with two lines of words written on it.

Wu Song read out the words one by one:
"Recently, a giant tiger has injured people on Jingyang Ridge. However, merchants passing by can form a group and cross the ridge at the three hours of Si, Wu and Wei.

“Please don’t make the mistake.”

After reading it, Wu Song laughed and said, "This is the trick of the innkeeper. He frightened the guests and made them stay at his house."

"Ji Lang is right!"

Lu Zhishen's thinking was exactly the same as his:
"Afraid of him!"

"It makes sense!"

Liu Gao gave a thumbs up to Wu Song and Lu Zhishen, then turned around to glance at Hua Yueniang who had fallen asleep:
Nothing!

So the group of five continued forward.

If it were only Wu Song, there would of course be nothing to say.

But with so many people, you definitely have to brag a little.

Especially after drinking, they talked even more.

"As long as the big bug dares to come!"

Lu Zhishen was bare-chested, shaking his embroidery:

"With one shovel, I'll rip it rip open!"

"Brother Wuxu, do it!"

Wu Song looked at Lu Zhishen's sword:

"If you're willing to lend me your knife, I'll chop off its head!"

Lu Zhishen and Wu Song's bragging immediately aroused Liu Gao's desire to use the keyboard!

Liu Gao couldn't help but join the discussion:

“In fact, beating a tiger is very simple!
"The tiger pounced on me and I slid under it!
"And I cut its stomach open with my sword, and its internal organs fell to the ground!
"Or just lean back on the spot, with the tip of the stick facing upwards and against the ground!
"The tiger pounced and stabbed to death right on the ground!"

And this kind of operation?

Lu Zhishen and Wu Song's eyes lit up:
"Wow! Wow!"

"My lord, what you said is wrong!"

Jiao Ting drank five bowls of "Toupingxiang" and he didn't even know his last name anymore:

"Master, don't you want to make a tiger-skin robe?

"Wouldn't it be beautiful if the belly was cut open?
"When I catch it, I will break its neck!

"I promise to return you a whole tiger skin!"

The crowd roared with laughter.

As the sun set in the west, they talked and laughed all the way, and finally they came to a dilapidated mountain temple.

There was a seal notice posted on the temple door.

Liu Gao knew the answer very well, but he pretended to be stupid and pointed at the notice and said:

"Brothers, wait a moment and see what is written on the notice."

It was Wu Song who stepped forward again and read the notice:

Yanggu County shows.

There is a big beast on Jingyang Ridge, which has been killing people recently.

It seems that now the village heads and hunters in each village have been punished for hunting but have not caught anything.

If there are any passing merchants, they can cross the hill together at the hours of Si, Wu and Wei.

At other times and single guests are not allowed to cross the hill during the day.

Fear of being harmed and losing one's life.

Everyone should be aware of this.

“So there really are tigers?”

Jiao Ting's head suddenly buzzed, the alcohol took effect, and his legs became weak:

"My husband, something bad has happened!

"This seal and notice must not be fake!
"The store owner didn't lie to us. There really is a giant insect on Jingyang Ridge!"

"so what?"

Wu Song and Lu Zhishen looked at each other and saw the rising murderous intent in each other's eyes!
Liu Gao and Jiao Ting are just bragging, but Wu Song and Lu Zhishen are not!
They both want to save face.

Even if you are alone, there is no chance that you will return to the hotel and be laughed at by the owner.

What's more, they are not alone now! Wu Song and Lu Zhishen are confident that the two of them can defeat the dragon and the tiger together!
Lu Zhishen slapped his pectoral muscles until they made a loud clapping sound:
"As long as I am here, I will make sure that the big beast will never come back!"

"I'm a little hungry!"

Wu Song laughed out loud: "I will use the skin of the big insect to make a tiger-skin cassock for my brother!
"The meat is cooked, just right to fill your stomach!"

Listen, do people say it?
Liu Gao really envied the fighting skills of Lu Zhishen and Wu Song!

Both of these super giants are as high as 96!

It’s a pity that Liu Gao only has a friendship system, so there’s no need to think about his fighting power. More friends, more paths!
Are you crazy?
Jiao Ting couldn't believe his ears:

You guys are just bragging when you don’t know if it’s true!
But you can't take it seriously just because you're talking about it!

"Husband! Master! Jilang!"

Jiao Ting almost cried:

“You’re drunk!
"Big Chong is not joking, let's go back quickly!

"Otherwise the big bug will come, oh my god!"

Jiao Ting was halfway through his words when suddenly a gorgeous tiger emerged from the dry grass beside the temple!
Jiao Ting was so scared that his legs went limp!
Jiao Ting hurriedly stood in front of Liu Gao and shouted in a trembling voice:

"Husband, please leave!"

"I do not go!"

Liu Gao had been waiting for this opportunity for a long time. He showed his crossbow without hesitation:

"We live and die together!"

[Jiao Ting's favorability +1000! ]

[Lu Zhishen's favorability +1000! ]

[Wusong's favorability +1000! ]

[Congratulations to the master and Wu Song for becoming close friends! ]

Even Liu Gao, who doesn't know any martial arts, is so tough that Lu Zhishen and Wu Song can't help but get excited!

The two infantry kings roared and rushed forward at the same time!
Maybe he was drunk, or maybe he highly agreed with Liu Gao's tactics...

Lu Zhishen and Wu Song slid at the same time!
"Shhh-"

Lu Zhishen and Wu Song are like two arrows on the left and right!
As fast as lightning, they met under the tiger!
"Oh my god——"

The gorgeous tiger that emerged from the dry grass let out a loud roar and flew into the sky!
What the hell?

Liu Gao was confused:

Can tigers talk?
Is this a fairy hero?

But after the tiger flew into the sky, its skin and flesh were suddenly separated!

The skin is still tiger skin, but the meat is a human being!

The man fell from midair, crying and screaming. Lu Zhishen and Wu Song quickly put away their swords and sticks...

If the two of them hadn't retreated quickly enough, Liu Gao's tactics would have been implemented by them!
"boom--"

The man fell straight into a baby sleep!
The tiger skin fell one step later, just covering him...

"fake?"

Lu Zhishen and Wu Song were immediately disappointed!
Lu Zhishen grabbed the man and lifted him up:
"What the hell are you?"

"Heroes, spare their lives! Heroes, spare their lives!"

The man was so frightened that he begged for mercy:
"I am a local hunter, and was originally sent by the county magistrate to catch a big beast!
"Today a rich man offered me money to ambush you here and scare you away..."

"What's the name of that rich man?"

Liu Gao frowned and found that things were not simple:
"Why did he ask you to ambush here and scare us away?"

"Hahahaha, don't misunderstand!"

At this moment, the door of the mountain temple opened, and a burly man with oily hair and powdered face walked out!

Behind the burly man with greasy hair and powdered face were several big men, all of whom were burly and had ferocious faces.

The burly man with oily hair and powdered face bowed to Liu Gao and the others:

"I am just worried that you guys don't know the danger and might run into a tiger on the mountain and lose your life in vain!

“So we invited this hunter to pretend to be a big beast and scare everyone away!

"I didn't expect that all of you are highly skilled in martial arts. I am the one who is rude!"

"In that case, we have to thank you!"

Liu Gao pulled out his goose feather fan and looked at him with a smile:

"I wonder what this rich man's name is?"

(End of this chapter)