Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 67 Pan Jinlian: Don’t take advantage of me because I am illiterate. How could such a thing happen in this world?
"This……"

Lu Zhishen was stunned for two seconds and shook his head:

"Maybe, maybe or possibly, I'm not that stupid..."

"According to what you said, my second brother, two officials were ordered by General Gao to kill Lin Chong in the Wild Boar Forest.

"If Lin Chong didn't know that General Gao wanted to kill him, he might still have the fantasy that General Gao would open his arms and accept him again.

“The problem is, he knows!

“Even without you, he’s already dead!

“Then what’s the point of him betraying you?
"I believe that Lin Chong may have still had illusions until he was exiled, hoping that one day General Gao would change his mind and come back to him.

"The problem is that General Gao is about to kill him!
"If he hadn't been kicked in the head by a donkey, he would have known that there was no turning back!"

Liu Gao patiently persuaded him: "It is reasonable for him to be grateful to you instead of betraying you!

"So, is there some misunderstanding here?"

"Well……"

Lu Zhishen felt overwhelmed.

Although he is rough but meticulous, he is not really smart.

In fact, he is not very clear-headed most of the time.

For example, punching Zhen Guanxi. As an official, why did he have to do it himself in public when he wanted to kill a butcher?

Another example is the chaos he caused in Mount Wutai. He had already been forced to become a monk, but he still went crazy in Mount Wutai, so crazy that Mount Wutai could not accommodate him!
For example, when the Waguan Temple was burned, a monk named Cui Daocheng was drinking with a young woman. He even believed the young woman who lied to him that she came to the temple to borrow rice!
For example, in the Cross Hill, in the same situation, Wu Song was able to beat Sun Erniang violently, but Lu Zhishen was paralyzed by Sun Erniang and almost lost his life!

For example, when Lu Zhishen wanted to kill He Taishou to save Shi Jin, He Taishou tricked him into going to his house to eat vegetarian food, and he actually believed it, and even put down his Zen stick and took away his sword...

His IQ is exposed everywhere!

Only when you meet someone with a lower IQ can you have a flash of inspiration and achieve a surprise victory.

For example, Zheng the butcher in Guanxi, Zhang San the street rat, Li Si the grass snake, Dong Chao and Xue Ba, and Zhou Tong the little bully...

Intelligence 50 is really not enough.

So after Liu Gao's analysis, Lu Zhishen's head was buzzing...

"What's the misunderstanding?"

Lu Zhishen held his head in his hands, mumbling over and over again:
"What misunderstanding?"

Wu Song and Hua Rong are much smarter than him.

Although they don't know what the misunderstanding is, they will still ask.

Hua Rong was saved by Lu Zhishen before, and now he and Lu Zhishen are the best, so he asks Liu Gao on behalf of Lu Zhishen:

"Brother, what's the misunderstanding?"

Liu Gao had almost finished telling them the secret, so he waved his goose feather fan and revealed the secret to them:

"Brothers, those who betray their brothers and their saviors are either stupid or evil!

"But is Lin Chong bad?"

Liu Gao pointed his goose feather fan at Lu Zhishen:

"Second brother, do you think Lin Chong is bad?"

Lu Zhishen carefully recalled his interactions with Lin Chong and could not help but shake his head:
"Lin Chong is not a bad guy...

"That's why I find it hard to accept what he did..."

"Yes!"

Liu Gao nodded and said: "If Lin Chong is a bad guy and betrayed you, there is nothing to be angry about!
"Just kill him!
"Then why don't you kill him, second brother?"

Given Lu Zhishen's willful and vindictive character, if he really wanted to kill Lin Chong, he would do it right away!

Of course, it is still unclear who will win in a one-on-one duel between Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong.

But Lu Zhishen wouldn't think so much.

Life and death are bearish, if you don't agree, just do it!
Therefore, Liu Gao knew that Lu Zhishen might have figured it out in his mind.

I just can't resist that momentum.

"Huchihuchihuchi..."

Lu Zhishen's face turned red, his fists were clenched, his nostrils were bulging, and he was breathing like an old cow!

Without forcing Lu Zhishen to speak out, Liu Gao changed the subject:
“We can’t just guess whether Lin Chong is evil or stupid.

"If there is a chance, why don't you question that guy face to face?
"If he is bad, kill him!
"If he is stupid, you might as well teach him a lesson!

"Second brother, what do you think?"

"...Brother is right!" After taking a breath, Lu Zhishen gritted his teeth and glared:
"In that case, I will question him face to face -

"Is it bad or stupid?"

"It's fair and aboveboard, that's how it should be!"

Liu Gao nodded with a smile and picked up the wine bowl:
"Brothers, do it!"

After being enlightened by Liu Gao, Lu Zhishen temporarily understood his thoughts and picked up the wine bowl and shouted:

"Do it, do it!"

[Lu Zhishen's favorability +1000! ]

……

"Are you the master's new maid?"

In the backyard, Mrs. Liu Zhizhai looked at Pan Jinlian with a smile on her face but a frown on her face:

Gorgeous bitch!

Are you the coward who went from being a wife to a concubine?
Although Pan Jinlian thought so, she didn't dare say it out loud. After all, she was a newcomer, so she had to be more restrained.

Still looking harmless, Pan Jinlian lowered her head timidly and did not dare to look at Mrs. Liu Zhizhai:
"Yes, ma'am..."

This further emboldened Mrs. Liu Zhizhai's arrogance. She stretched out a slender jade finger and lifted Pan Jinlian's chin:
Little vixen!

After seeing Pan Jinlian's appearance clearly, Mrs. Liu Zhizhai's heart was filled with alarm!
Although the poem describing Pan Jinlian is not as exaggerated as the poem describing Mrs. Liu Zhizhai's beauty, she is not much inferior.

Moreover, Pan Jinlian and Mrs. Liu Zhizhai are not of the same type.

Although Mrs. Liu Zhizhai is beautiful, a beautiful girl like Pan Jinlian can arouse men's desire to protect her more.

Especially Mrs. Liu Zhizhai, with her experienced eyes, could tell at a glance that Pan Jinlian was already a virgin.

Based on Mrs. Liu Zhizhai's understanding of Liu Gao, it was most likely that the person who broke her virginity was Liu Gao.

This is very dangerous...

Most men are fickle!

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai knew that she had to suppress Pan Jinlian as soon as possible, otherwise she might fall out of favor!
"Do you know the rules of the house?"

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai acted like a lady and asked Pan Jinlian in a cold tone.

Pan Jinlian: "I don't know..."

"Our Liu family's rules!"

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai was bossy:
"As soon as a maid comes in, she has to copy the Three Obediences and Four Virtues a thousand times!"

A thousand times?

Pan Jinlian was stunned:

Don't take advantage of me because I can't read. How could such a thing happen in this world?
Mrs. Liu Zhizhai frowned slightly:
"Did you hear that clearly?"

Pan Jinlian: "I heard it clearly..."

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai snorted:
"Now that you've heard it clearly, what are you waiting for?
"Go copy it now!"

Pan Jinlian: "..."

Too passive!

Pan Jinlian wanted to fight with Mrs. Liu Zhizhai, but she didn't expect that Mrs. Liu Zhizhai was so strong!

Just as Pan Jinlian was hesitating, Liu Gao came in drunk:
"Hey, what are you doing?"

"The official is back..."

Before Mrs. Liu Zhizhai had time to put down her airs, Pan Jinlian had already rushed to help Liu Gao!
"Sir, please take a seat!"

Pan Jinlian helped Liu Gao sit on the bed and took off his boots with concern:

"Sir, I have to copy the Three Obediences and Four Virtues a thousand times!

"I can't serve you tonight..."

"boom--"

At that time, Mrs. Liu Zhizhai's brain exploded:

What harmless guy? He's actually an actor!

What a great actor!

[Thanks to Nickname Chen (1000) and Feishuang Luoyu (500) for the rewards. I'll give them a hug one by one. I'm asking for monthly tickets and recommendation votes~]

(End of this chapter)