Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 68

"The Three Obediences and the Four Virtues? A thousand times?"

Liu Gao just said it casually at the time, and actually had forgotten it long ago. Now Pan Jinlian reminded him and he remembered it again:
"My dear, where are the Three Obediences and Four Virtues that I made you copy a thousand times as punishment?
"Hand it in. I need to check your homework!"

What a bolt from the blue!

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai was dumbfounded at that time. How could she have the patience to copy books?

If she was really proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, would she be an unknown singing girl based on her looks?
Wouldn't that mean he would have to compete with Li Shishi?

She originally wanted Pan Jinlian to do her homework for her, but she didn't expect Pan Jinlian to sell her out...

It’s all Pan Jinlian’s fault!
Mrs. Liu Zhizhai stared at Pan Jinlian with deep resentment, and then her body softened and fell into Liu Gao's arms:
"My lord..."

Good guy!
Pan Jinlian opened her eyes wide:
This is a master!

He gets horny when he disagrees with something!
"Such a beautiful scene, the ancients once said -

"When life is good, you should enjoy it to the fullest. A moment of springtime is worth a thousand gold coins!"

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai could compose poems and songs at will:
"Why don't you let me serve you and take a rest earlier?"

"It makes sense!"

Liu Gao was indeed greedy for Mrs. Liu Zhizhai's body, so he took advantage of the situation and held her in his arms.

That's it!

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai glanced at Pan Jinlian with a smug look:
"that whoever--

"Why don't you get out and copy it?"

Damn it, she’s pretending!

Pan Jinlian bit her cherry lips with her pearly teeth:
I have just arrived, and I must not let Mrs. Liu Zhizhai set the tone!

Otherwise, I don’t know how many troubles you will have to endure in the future!

But Mrs. Liu Zhizhai has already seized the initiative, and the only way to defeat her is to use a surprise attack!
Pan Jinlian gritted her teeth and had a bold idea:

"You have been very tired from the journey and drank too much!
"Let me help you, Madam, to serve you, Master!"

Pan Jinlian said weakly while she undressed Liu Gao skillfully:
"Sir, there is no need to waste your energy..."

Little slutty fox!

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai got angry when she heard this:
"I'm enough here, don't get in the way!

"Get out!"

However, what she didn't expect was that Liu Gao said at the same time as her:

"Together?
"Let's do it together!"

Are you crazy?

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai widened her eyes in disbelief and looked at Liu Gao's angular ribs:

With your small body, you still want to fight two people?

Perhaps it was because Liu Gao had been gone for too long that she had forgotten the fear of being dominated by Liu Gao all day and all night!
This was too much bullying. On top of that, Liu Gao was seven parts drunk, which increased his combat power by 70%. Mrs. Liu Zhizhai almost died!
The smoke cleared and the fighting ceased.

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai collapsed on the bed, rolling her eyes, her waist and legs ached, she was listless, as if her body had been hollowed out...

Another person who seemed to have her body hollowed out was Pan Jinlian.

Liu Gao was still not satisfied and decided to drink less next time.

If you drink too much, you will really get drunk!
With the addition of a competitor, Mrs. Liu Zhizhai performed very well, and Liu Gao finally remembered to ask her:

"Ma'am, what's your name?"

"puff--"

Pan Jinlian quickly covered her cherry lips with her snow-white hands to prevent her from laughing like a pig:
You call me that person, it seems like I don’t even know your name!
After giving Pan Jinlian a fierce look, Mrs. Liu Zhizhai punched Liu Gao on the chest tenderly:

"Sir, you are making fun of me again!

"My name is Li Shuai Shuai. You have been making fun of me for this name for a long time..."

Li Shuaishuai?
Liu Gao finally found out from Liu Zhizhai's memory fragments:

Liu Zhizhai’s wife is named Li Shuaishuai!

This is her stage name; her original name is unknown because she was an orphan.

The reason for choosing this stage name is to imitate Li Shishi.

It also represents the ambition of Mrs. Liu Zhizhai:

She is only one step behind Li Shishi!
But this name, well, Liu Gao laughed unkindly:
"This name has a lot of meaning!"

What's interesting about it?

Only Pan Jinlian was confused:
It's a very common name, even a bit masculine...

Pirated version of Li Shishi already exists!
Liu Gao has already developed rich associations:

If I could compare the genuine and pirated versions together...

"Madam, if you marry me, you won't have to mess with anyone anymore." "I'll give you a new name."

Liu Gao hesitated for two seconds:
"From now on, you will be called Li Feifei, the Feifei of fragrant grass and Feifei."

Mrs. Liu Zhizhai was overjoyed. She jumped up and kowtowed to Liu Gao on the bed:
"Thank you for the name, sir!"

At the same time, Hua Rong woke up from his sleep, and after learning about the itinerary with Hua Yue Niang, he slapped his thigh with regret:

"Girl, you missed your chance!"

What's missing?
Hua Yue Niang was confused: "Why do you say that, brother?"

"Yue Niang, you..."

Cui endured the pain and asked Hua Yue Niang:

"What do you think of Big Brother's character?"

"bad!"

Huayue Niang's face turned red immediately:
"I thought he was a modest gentleman, but I didn't expect him to be so evil!"

"nonsense!"

Hua Rong's face darkened:
"My eldest brother is loyal and righteous!

"How dare you slander my elder brother like this!"

"I'm not! He is!"

Hua Yue Niang pouted her little lips, twisted her arms, turned around and ran away.

"Stop! I tell you to stop!"

Hua Rong called her, but he couldn't stop her at all. The more he called her, the faster she ran...

"That's unreasonable!"

Hua Rong was so angry that he slapped his thigh. Cui quickly grabbed his big hand:
"Sir, don't be angry. Anger is harmful to your health!"

"I'm thinking of her wholeheartedly, just look at her!"

Hua Rong wanted to marry his sister off more and more quickly...

"Sir, you don't understand a girl's mind!"

Cui rubbed her legs and patiently explained:
"In my opinion, there is only a thin layer of window paper between the sister and the big brother!

"It all depends on who breaks this window paper!"

Hua Rong excitedly slapped his thigh and said, "How about I do it?"

"Forget it, sir, forget it..."

Cui quickly grabbed his big hand again:
"Let them do it themselves..."

……

This day.

Liu Gao left the house in high spirits, and under the protection of Jiao Ting, he swaggered through the city in casual clothes.

Although he was traveling incognito, he was often recognized by the people, and countless people bowed to him along the way.

"My husband's prestige now is really..."

Jiao Ting wanted to flatter the emperor, but he was at a loss for words and could only utter one sentence:
“…Shezha!”

Liu Gao smiled complacently.

This is his base, and it will be the place where his power will rise in a few years!

"Husband, come in and sit down?"

Someone was talking to Liu Gao, but Liu Gao didn't see anyone.

After looking around, Liu Gao looked down:
"It's you, Dalang!"

"Yes, sir, please come in!"

Wu Dalang is wearing new clothes and looks very happy!

Liu Gao looked up and saw the sign:
“Wuda Hotel!”

Good guy!
Where is the pancake shop?
I have to say it’s easy to do business when you have someone in power!

Liu Gao looked into the store and saw that it was full of guests and very lively!
And the Wuda Hotel has a special feature:
From the bartender to the kitchen staff, no one is taller than Wu Dalang!
It really proves the old saying: If Wu Dalang opens a shop, he won’t hire anyone who is better than him!
"Maybe some other day!"

Liu Gao politely rejected Wu Dalang:

"I have some official business today, come back another day!"

After passing the Wuda Hotel, Liu Gao took Jiao Ting out of the village and went to the parade ground to watch the military training.

Now Lu Zhishen, Wu Song and Hua Rong are training troops separately. He wants to see which one trains better.

After all, the three mountains must be completely eradicated.

(End of this chapter)