Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 73 A monk with a hairy mouth and a thunder god face came to attack!

"what?"

When Lu Zhishen heard this, he became anxious:

"I promised to fight Erlongshan, how can you go back on your word, big brother?"

"Master, please be patient. This is what happened. Blah blah blah..."

Yun Ge'er told Lu Zhishen the whole story:
"My husband means that the master should fight first!
"If the master is not ready, you can put away the club first!
"After catching the little overlord Zhou Tong..."

"beat!

"I've been ready for a long time!"

Lu Zhishen interrupted him without hesitation:

"Go back and tell my elder brother that I will send troops today!
"We will definitely take Erlong Mountain within three days!"

Yun Ge'er clasped his fists and said, "I'll go right away!"

"Bros!"

After sending Yun Ge'er away, Lu Zhishen yelled in his hoarse voice:

"Light a fire and cook, eat well and go to battle!"

Three hundred bald heads: "Roar——"

……

She wore a pointed red scarf on her head, and a branch of silk like a living flower was inserted in her hair.

He wore a green silk robe with gold embroidery and velvet around the body of a tiger, and a red shoulder strap with gold-plated bellyband and a wolf-shaped belt tied around his waist.

He wore a pair of cowhide boots with cloud-heels and rode a tall white horse with curly hair.

On this day, Zhou Tong dressed up smartly and said goodbye to Li Zhong and Wang Aihu in a cheerful mood:

"Brother, go and welcome the bride!"

"You, you, you!"

Li Zhong knew his brother's old habit and said with a smile:

"Be careful this time, don't get beaten again!"

"elder brother!"

Zhou Tong’s old face turned red.

Li Zhong was mocking the bitter experience of being beaten up by Lu Zhishen when he entered the bridal chamber in Taohua Village last year...

Wang Aihu was confused: "Why do you say 'again'?"

"Nothing, nothing!"

Zhou Tong quickly changed the subject:

"That young lady is very pretty, just wait and see!"

Beautiful face...

Wang Aihu felt mixed emotions when he heard these four words:
He also met a beautiful young lady...

He was later castrated...

It makes me cry when I talk about it!

"wait for my good news!"

Zhou Tong walked away surrounded by his minions, looking very happy:

"I'm going to marry this little girl!

"Even Yuanshi Tianzun can't protect her, I said!"

Looking at Zhou Tong's high-spirited back, Wang Aihu felt particularly bitter.

He used to be so high-spirited...

But now he can only shed tears...

"Report——"

Not long after Zhou Tong and his party left, a small minion ran in breathlessly:

"Two great kings!
"There is a scholar on the small road behind the mountain going to Beijing to take the imperial examination!

"Fair and frail, carrying a box on his back..."

Although the little minion said "reporting to the two kings", his little eyes were looking directly at Wang Aihu!
In fact, they would just rob ordinary people when they met them. For example, if they tied up Song Jiang and took him to the mountain, would they still need to report him?
But the pale-faced scholar is different!

Everyone knows that Wang Aihu is not interested in women, but only in men!

Especially the handsome scholar, Wang Aihu will never let him go!
"A pale-faced scholar?"

Wang Aihu's eyes lit up, and he quickly jumped up and grabbed a machete:

"Brother, I'll be back soon!"

After saying this, without even waiting for Li Zhong's response, Wang Aihu called up twenty or thirty minions and rushed out of the stronghold!

This guy is also trying to steal bone marrow...

Li Zhong wanted to say something but he held back. After all, he and Wang Aihu had only known each other for a short time, so it was not easy to say more.

He didn't know about Wang Aihu's old illness before, but after going to Erlong Mountain, Li Zhong found out:
This guy actually wants to be a bride every night!

He slept with all the tall and strong minions on Erlong Mountain...

As a result, only Li Zhong, the village chief, was left on Erlong Mountain, feeling extremely desolate in the biting cold wind...

Shaking his head, "tiger-fighting general" Li Zhong sat alone in the main hall, drinking by himself, recalling the good and bad times.

"Report——"

Not long after Wang Aihu left, another little thug ran in breathlessly:

"The king is in trouble!"

Li Zhong frowned: "What's wrong with me?"

The little minion explained in a panic:
"No, there's a monk with a hairy mouth and a thunder god face coming to attack me!"

"what?"

Li Zhong was stunned:
Hairy mouth?

Thunder god face?
monk?

"I heard that the monk with the hairy mouth and thunder god face brought three hundred thieves and recently became a bandit in Qingfeng Mountain!"

The little minions relayed the story truthfully:

"He has set his eyes on the Baozhu Temple on Erlong Mountain and wants the king to give it to him!

"Otherwise he will come up the mountain to fight..."

"Give it to him?"

Li Zhong was furious:
"How can this be possible? Quickly prepare my horse!

"I want to see where this bald ass comes from who dares to speak so arrogantly!"

Li Zhong donned his armor and mounted his horse, with a spear in hand. He called up three hundred followers, and they all shouted and went down the mountain.

There is only one road down the mountain from Baozhu Temple. There are three gates on the road, and each gate is guarded by minions.

Li Zhong led three hundred minions to the first level at the bottom, and sure enough, he saw many bald thieves at the bottom of the level!

Leading the group was a fat monk with a ferocious look and a beard. He was showing off his embroidered clothes with his bare chest!
He really is a monk with a hairy mouth and a thunder god face...

It's him?

Li Zhong remembered:

When the three mountains gathered together to attack Qingfeng Village, such a fat monk showed up!
If it weren't for this fat monk, the four heroes would have been able to capture Qingfeng Village sooner or later by besieging Hua Rong!
Although the fat monk killed Deng Long, Li Zhong did not think that he was not capable of fighting.

He saw it clearly at that time. The fat monk first broke Deng Long's horse's butt with a Zen stick!
Deng Long fell off his horse and was caught off guard when he was hit on the head by the fat monk's staff!
The fat monk attacked Deng Long from behind, and Deng Long died only because he was careless and did not dodge!
If it was Li Zhong who was fighting one-on-one with the fat monk, how would the fat monk have the chance to launch a sneak attack?
After drinking some wine, Li Zhong became extremely confident. He immediately ordered the door to be opened and led his minions to charge out.

"Bald donkey!"

Li Zhong immediately rode his spear in front of the battle line and shouted:

"If you want my Erlongshan, you must defeat my gun first!"

"You filthy scoundrel, I'll teach you how to recognize me!"

Lu Zhishen was furious and swung his Zen stick to kill Li Zhong!
"when!"

When the spear and the stick collided, an infinite strange force came, which made Li Zhong's mouth numb!
Li Zhong was stunned for a moment:
"What a strength!"

Looking at Lu Zhishen again, Li Zhong felt something was wrong:

"Monk, please stop, you look like an old friend of mine!
"Please tell me your name first!"

"If you want to know my name, you must defeat my Zen stick first!"

Lu Zhishen laughed loudly and fought with Li Zhong!
Li Zhong took a few more moves and found that it was nothing special.

This monk with a hairy mouth and thunder god face is only powerful at first glance.

Then it got weaker and weaker.

"Li Zhong, the Bird General, is that all? That's all?"

However, the monk with a hairy mouth and thunder god face was stubborn and taunted Li Zhong as he retreated:

"Kill me if you can!
"It's not that I look down on you, you're just a filthy bastard!"

"Don't go, bald donkey!"

Li Zhong's face turned green!

While Lu Zhishen was fighting and walking, Li Zhong chased after him aggressively!

Just like that, one walked away while the other chased!

As they were fighting, they strayed off the main road and ended up in the woods by the roadside...

[Thanks to my two brothers nicknamed Chen (1000) and Kindhearted (600) for the tips. Hugs to them all!

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