Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 74 Lu Zhishen: What does it mean to be both wise and brave?
When they reached the forest, Lu Zhishen laughed heartily and swung the 62-jin water-ground iron Zen staff in his hand!
Li Zhong held the gun with both hands without any concern!
Suddenly I felt that the Zen stick was like a mountain pressing down on my head, heavier than a thousand pounds!
"Crack!"

Li Zhong's gun barrel was broken!
Seeing the Zen stick like a spatula coming towards him, Li Zhong was stunned:

This unscientific!

It's obvious that except for the first hit, the monk with the hairy mouth and thunder god face is almost as strong as me!
Why do I seem like a different person as soon as I enter the grove?

No, that’s not important. What’s important is that my life is over!
Completely unable to resist or dodge, Li Zhong watched helplessly as the Zen stick hit his face!
This time, even his brains will be slapped out!

However, just when Li Zhong was in despair, the Zen stick suddenly stopped!

It stopped just an inch in front of his eyes!
The sudden gust of wind made his eyelashes flutter up and down!

My eyeballs were blown so hard that they hurt!
Li Zhong seemed to be under a spell!
His whole body was stiff and he couldn't move, his eyes were dull, like a walking corpse!
Only when the shovel, which was bigger than his face, was slowly retracted from his face did Li Zhong come back to his senses...

"Pfft!"

Li Zhong couldn't help but kneel on the ground!

He was sweating and pale, as if he had survived a disaster!

"Why, why don't you kill me..."

Li Zhong was panting heavily, looking up at the monk with a hairy mouth and a thunder god face.

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but the monk with a hairy mouth and a thunder god face looked so tall and majestic!

It’s like an Arhat has been born!
"Sajia Lu Zhishen!"

The monk with a hairy mouth and thunder god face grinned:
"Do you recognize me?"

"elder brother?"

Li Zhong suddenly woke up and hurriedly bowed his head:
"Little brother Li Zhong, hello brother!"

Lu Zhishen laughed loudly and helped Li Zhong up with both hands.

Only at this moment did Li Zhong feel like he had survived...

It’s not Li Zhong’s fault that he couldn’t recognize Lu Zhishen.

Although Li Zhong and Lu Zhishen have met three times, Lu Zhishen has changed a lot each time.

Everything from appearance to clothing has changed.

The description of Lu Zhishen's appearance when he first met Li Zhong in the original novel is:

He had a sesame-colored turban with a swastika pattern on it, two gold rings from Taiyuan Prefecture behind his head, a parrot green silk battle robe on his upper body, a double-stranded black-blue sash tied around his waist, and a pair of eagle-claw leather four-stitched dry yellow boots on his feet.

He had a round face, big ears, a straight nose, a square mouth, a raccoon-smelling beard on his cheeks, was eight feet tall, and had a waist that was ten feet wide.

The description of Lu Zhishen's appearance when he met Li Zhong for the second time is:
The back of the gown is made of black and has double sleeves, and the back is tied with blue round ribbons at two ends.

The sword in the sheath hides three feet of spring ice; the staff on the shoulder holds an iron python.

The heron's legs are tightly tied to its foot ropes, and the spider's belly is firmly tied to its robe and bowl.

There were thousands of broken iron wires around his mouth, and a strip of hair covering his chest was exposed.

He has a face that eats meat and fish, and is not the kind of person who reads sutras or chants Buddhist scriptures.

They are really two different people.

And the third time, Lu Zhishen's appearance changed again.

The second time was because Lu Zhishen had just come out of Mount Wutai.

His hair had just grown into a buzz cut, and he had a short, scruffy beard around his mouth.

The third time, Lu Zhishen had been wandering outside for a long time.

He grew his hair into a middle part and grew a big beard.

In addition, Lu Zhishen appeared naked and took off all his clothes, so Li Zhong could no longer recognize him.

This is the fourth time we meet.

Lu Zhishen had just shaved his head, had a big beard, and was wearing a black monk's robe...

Li Zhong thought he looked familiar but didn't dare to recognize him, and Lu Zhishen deliberately didn't recognize him, so he got away with it.

It was not until now that Lu Zhishen introduced himself that Li Zhong finally recognized him.

How dare I act rashly?

"Brother, please forgive me!"

Li Zhongcheng asked Lu Zhishen in fear:
"Ever since my brother left, I've missed him all the time!
"I wonder how my brother ended up in Qingfeng Mountain?"

"I am not a bandit in Qingfeng Mountain!"

Lu Zhishen grabbed Li Zhong's shoulders with his big hands, his eyes gleaming with ferocity:
"I am from Qingfeng Village!
"Qingfeng Village Liu Zhizhai is my sworn brother!
"How dare you attack Qingfeng Village? I am here to capture you!"

"Brother! Brother! Forgive! Your sins!"

Li Zhong felt that his shoulder blade was about to be crushed by Lu Zhishen, and hurriedly shouted: "I really don't know!
"If I knew that my brother was in Qingfeng Village, how could I dare to offend him?"

"Is it?"

Lu Zhishen grinned:
"Brother, I want your Erlong Mountain, what do you say?"

"If you want it, I'll give it to you with both hands!"

Li Zhong said tremblingly:

"I'm going back to Peach Blossom Mountain!"

"inappropriate!"

Lu Zhishen frowned and shook his head:

"If you go to Taohua Mountain to become a bandit, I will fight you sooner or later!"

After being stunned for two seconds, Li Zhong finally realized:

"Brother, I am willing to follow you and join Qingfeng Village!"

"Brother, are you sincere?"

Lu Zhishen was delighted and wanted to imitate Liu Gao:

"I have a broad mind and will never force anything!"

"I sincerely follow my brother!"

Li Zhong bowed his head and said:

"Brother, if you don't mind, please accept me as your brother!"

"Wa hahaha!"

Lu Zhishen patted Li Zhong's shoulder enthusiastically:

"Okay! From now on we are a family!"

Today I finally survived again...

Li Zhong finally felt at ease.

Although I felt a little aggrieved, I suddenly became a little brother from a big boss...

But looking at it from another perspective, it was like having protection, and his mother no longer had to worry about him being surrounded and suppressed by government troops.

Li Zhong was not originally a man with great ambitions.

My heart was broken and I quickly accepted this setting.

"Brother, now that Zhou Tong and Wang Ying are not here, we can take advantage of this opportunity to capture Erlong Mountain!"

Li Zhong quickly changed his position and gave Lu Zhishen some advice:
"All the minions in Taohua Mountain listen to me!
"The minions of Erlong Mountain dare not resist!
"The only thing we need to worry about is the minions in Qingfeng Mountain!
"Why don't we pretend to fight and then go out. I will fight and retreat while I can take the opportunity to charge in!
"The minions of Qingfeng Mountain are mainly guarding the second level!

"As long as we make it to the second level, everything will be fine!"

"According to your!"

Lu Zhishen was very happy:
snort!
No one believes in the strength of the Sa family!
Everyone thinks that I am brave but not wise!
I’ll let you see it!

What is strength!

What does it mean to be both wise and brave?
……

On the road, Lu Zhishen's three hundred bald men and Li Zhong's three hundred minions were cursing at each other at first.

"Wait for death, you bald asses!"

"You are the ones waiting to die! Our master has the ability to subdue dragons and tigers, but your king is vulnerable!"

"Come here if you can!"

"Come here!"

After cursing for a long time, Lu Zhishen and Li Zhong still didn't come out, and the minions on both sides started to look strange:
Even the sound of weapons colliding stopped, and they didn't come out for a long time. Could it be that the two kings were relieving themselves in the woods?

"Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding..."

Finally, Lu Zhishen and Li Zhong came out fighting!
It's just that the weapons of the two kept colliding, but they didn't hit each other, it was just thunder without rain...

But anyway, they were finally seen again, and the atmosphere between the minions on both sides became lively again.

"Bald donkey, your master is nothing!"

"You daring bastard! Our master is the best in the world in martial arts. Your king will be dead in a little while!"

"Come here!"

(End of this chapter)