Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 80 Jiao Ting: Sister-in-law, I advise you not to meddle in other people’s business!
The coquettish young woman smiled and asked:
"Master, how much wine do you want?"

Lu Zhishen sat down with his big horse and golden sword, and said in a muffled voice:

“Don’t ask how much, just swing by!
"I'll cut the meat into seven or eight pounds, and I'll pay you back for each one!"

The coquettish young woman used the sales tactics of McDonald's and KFC employees:

“There are also big buns!”

Jiao Ting liked to eat big steamed buns, and he quickly shouted:
"Let's make snacks with thirty or forty of them!"

"okay!"

The coquettish young woman agreed with a smile and went in to bring out a large barrel of wine.

Liu Gao couldn't help but look sideways:

What a pair of great arms!

Jiao Ting's eyes lit up as he watched, and he couldn't help whispering to Liu Gao:

"My husband, she is so strong!"

What do you want to do?

The corners of Liu Gao's mouth twitched twice secretly:

"Listen to me, you can't control yourself with this kind of woman..."

"Husband, don't underestimate me!"

Jiao Ting rolled up his sleeves, revealing arms that were thicker than Liu Gao's thighs:
"I am a strong and powerful villain!"

Liu Gao: “…”

The coquettish young woman moved very quickly. She put down five large bowls and five pairs of chopsticks in one breath, and cut two plates of meat.

He rolled up his sleeves heroically, revealing a pair of round and strong arms, and poured wine for Liu Gao and the others.

With her head lowered and her waist bent, the coquettish young woman once again showed her wealth and generosity!
It’s really rough!

Hua Yue Niang had been silent the whole time, but now she was anxious:

"Shopkeeper, your stuff is exposed!"

"Ouch!"

The coquettish young woman said with a smile:
"Little sister, you think too much. Are you afraid that I will seduce your husband?"

"Mo, don't talk nonsense!"

Hua Yueniang blushed and stammered:
"I, I'm a man!"

"Good! Good! Man! Man!"

The coquettish young woman laughed so hard that her body shook violently, and then she put down her sleeves:

"Is this all right, man?"

Is this what I'm talking about?
Hua Yue Niang was in disarray in the wind and was speechless for a moment...

Sister-in-law, I advise you not to meddle in other people’s business!

Jiao Ting was very dissatisfied, but he didn't dare to really persuade Hua Yue Niang, so he could only look at Liu Gao:

Husband, please take care of her!

However, what Jiao Ting could not have imagined was that in such a beautiful spring day, Liu Gao was actually flirting with Cao Zheng!

Liu Gao raised his eyebrows: Lao Cao, is there anything wrong with this store?
Cao Zheng squinted his eyes: "My husband, it's hard to say! I just know that this old woman is not a good person!"
Liu Gao raised his eyebrows again: Is it possible that they will attack us?

Cao Zheng squinted his eyes again: It can only be said that it is possible. There are many good men in the underworld who do business seriously...

For example, Cao Zheng himself, as well as the mother tiger Gu Dasao, the smiling tiger Zhu Fu, the flashy woman Wang Dingliu...

Of course, due to the limitations of the times and the circulation of information, Cao Zheng has not yet come into contact with any black shops.

People are often like this, they don't believe things they haven't encountered, and only experience them personally can they be unforgettable...

Liu Gaoshuang raised his eyebrows: Since it is possible, let's be prepared.

Cao Zhengshuang squinted his eyes and said: Husband, let's share the food. Some only eat meat, and some only eat steamed buns...

Liu Gao raised his eyebrows: Yes, the most important thing is not to drink alcohol!

Cao Zhenger squinted his eyes and said: Husband, look at the master!
What happened to the master?
When Liu Gao turned around, he saw Lu Zhishen picking up the wine bowl and about to drink it all, so he kicked him!
"Wow--"

Lu Zhishen's hands trembled, and the wine splashed all over his face...

Straight bitch!
Lu Zhishen was furious at that moment. He wiped his face with his big hands and glared at Cao Zheng with his big eyes:

"Kick me for fucking nothing!"

Not me!

Cao Zheng quickly gave Lu Zhishen a look: (﹁﹁)~→

It's him, it's him!

Lu Zhishen turned to Liu Gao, and his angry glare turned into a kind look:

"Brother, what happened to your legs?"

"It's okay..." Liu Gao coughed dryly: "Second brother, we still have to hurry after eating, so why don't you drink?"

Although Liu Gao didn't know who this coquettish young woman was, he felt that she was not a good person.

So Liu Gao carefully reminded Lu Zhishen, but Lu Zhishen laughed out loud:

"Just relax, bro!

"That's nothing. I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk!"

Liu Gao: “…”

At this time, something unexpected happened to Liu Gao. The coquettish young woman actually helped him persuade him:
"Master, if you want to hurry on your journey, you'd better not drink!

"The wine in my house is called 'Seven-Li Fragrance'!
"The aroma spreads seven miles away, and the aftertaste is strong. Most people will get drunk after eating just one bowl!"

"Really? I don't believe it!"

Lu Zhishen picked up Jiao Ting's full bowl of wine:

"Fatty, if you want to drive, don't eat!"

"Master, I don't believe it either!"

Jiao Ting was so anxious that he jumped up and down, trying to snatch the wine back, but how could he dare to do anything when the wine was in Lu Zhishen's hands?

The coquettish young woman smiled and advised:
"Oh Master, forget it, how can we travel after drinking so much?"

You bitch, who are you looking down on?
Lu Zhishen sneered and brought a full bowl of wine to his mouth, but Liu Gao held his hand again.

"Wait a minute, second brother!"

Liu Gao decided to play straight:

“It’s out in the wilderness, we’re out here, so it’s better not to drink!
"Safety first!"

Liu Gao's words were so clear that even though Lu Zhishen was a bit reckless, he still took Liu Gao's words to heart:

"Brother is right..."

However, what Liu Gao didn't expect was that the coquettish young woman actually snatched the wine bowl from Lu Zhishen's hand:
"Yeah!

“My house is a black shop!

“There’s a knockout drug in my wine!
"Master, please don't eat it!
"If someone gets a headache or a fever, my family will have to bear the responsibility of being the eldest brother!"

After saying that, the coquettish young woman raised her neck and drank the full bowl of wine in one gulp, then rolled her eyes at Liu Gao:
"You are such an ignorant guest!
"If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have invited you in. You've tarnished my reputation for nothing!"

Originally, Jiao Ting became a little suspicious after Liu Gao finished speaking.

But when he saw this coquettish young woman drinking the wine by herself, Jiao Ting's suspicions disappeared and he quickly put on a smile:

"Shopkeeper, please don't misunderstand!

"My master is used to being cautious, and it's not directed at you!"

Are you crazy?

Liu Gao opened his eyes wide:

Where the hell are you from?

No, are you starting to lick it now?

"hehe!"

The coquettish young woman sneered and snatched Cao Zheng's wine and drank it in one gulp:
"It doesn't matter. I won't sell it to you!"

"Wait! Wait!"

Lu Zhishen also felt that Liu Gao had wronged a good man. He had traveled all over the country for so many years and had never been bewitched!
He was originally attracted by the name of "Qilixiang", and now he saw that the coquettish young woman was fine after drinking it...

Can this be tolerated?

Just when the coquettish young woman was about to pick up the wine bowl in front of Liu Gao——

Lu Zhishen snatched Liu Gao's wine away with lightning speed!

Liu Gao hurriedly stepped forward to stop it!

Lu Zhishen had anticipated Liu Gao's move, and he stood up and raised his neck:
"Tons, tons, tons, tons..."

"Second brother, you——"

Liu Gao's face turned green!

Lu Zhishen had already made the decision, and he burped happily:

“Good wine!
"Shopkeeper, filter some more wine!"

“No sifting!”

The coquettish young woman started to show her temper and pinched her waist with both hands:

"There's a knockout drug in this wine!
"I'm not selling it anymore!"

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