Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 81 My husband is really a full man who doesn't know the hunger of a hungry man

[Sun Erniang's favorability -10-10-10...]

Real hammer!
In fact, Liu Gao had long suspected that this coquettish young woman might be Sun Erniang, but he was not sure.

Now it is confirmed that this coquettish young woman is indeed the she-demon Sun Erniang!
In the original novel, Wu Song once told a rumor about the couple Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener, and Sun Erniang, the female demon:

At the cross slope with big trees, who dares to pass by there?
The fat ones are cut into steamed buns, while the thin ones are used to fill the river.

And it wasn't just a rumor, Wu Song also found a few curly hairs in the steamed bun filling!

Zhang Qing himself said: "...I have no choice but to come here again to build some thatched houses and sell wine for a living.

"In fact, they just wait for merchants to pass by, and if they see one that catches their eye, they will give him some knockout drugs to eat, and he will die.

[25 words are censored here. They are actually bloody descriptions in the original novel, but they failed to pass the review.]

"I also pick some to sell in the village every day, and live like this..."

Later, Zhang Qing took Wu Song to visit his workshop, and Wu Song saw it with his own eyes:
[This is a 44-character harmony, just know that it is bloody]

Therefore, Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang are truly murderous couple, even worse than the three wastes of Qingfeng Mountain!

Liu Gao could never understand why Lu Zhishen and Wu Song, as victims, could not only forgive Sun Erniang who wanted to kill them in the last second, but also become brothers with Zhang Qing in the next second...

Quantum mechanics cannot explain it, and it can probably only be explained by the metaphysics of "Tian Gang Di Sha".

Whatever!

Lu Zhishen had already drunk it, but Liu Gao was no longer in a hurry.

It's just a knockout drug.

Just take it as a lesson for Lu Zhishen, so that he won't make mistakes due to his alcoholism in the future.

Since Zhang Qing is not here, Sun Erniang's two mediocre skills are enough to deal with Jiao Ting!

Wait!
Jiao Ting wouldn't...

Liu Gao subconsciously looked at Jiao Ting, and saw that Jiao Ting's big hands were squeezing the wine bowl so tight that water was almost coming out of it!

Jiao Ting would steal a glance at Liu Gao with his little eyes from time to time. He really wanted to drink, but he didn't dare to act as recklessly as Lu Zhishen.

After all, Lu Zhishen is Liu Gao's sworn brother, and Jiao Ting is very self-aware.

They are brothers and sisters, they can be willful.

He was just Liu Gao's henchman. If Liu Gao forbade him to drink, he couldn't drink.

Ok!

Liu Gao felt relieved.

Hua Yueniang didn't like drinking alcohol in the first place, Cao Zheng was smart enough to refuse, and Jiao Ting was still obedient.

As for Lu Zhishen, Liu Gao felt that "what is learned from books is always shallow", so let him experience it for himself!

"Shopkeeper, filter the wine!"

After Lu Zhishen drank a bowl of wine, his face flushed as he shouted:

"I never said anything to you, come and filter the wine!
"Brother, this seven-mile incense is really good..."

Lu Zhishen's voice gradually became smaller, naturally transitioning from being as loud as a bell to being as soft as a mosquito...

Liu Gao sat upright with an expressionless face.

Hua Yueniang, Cao Zheng and Jiao Ting all watched him fooling around silently.

"Hey, big brother, calm down..."

Lu Zhishen was a heavy drinker and had a hot temper. He was provoked by Sun Erniang and grabbed the wine in a fit of rage.

Seeing Liu Gao angry, Lu Zhishen came to his senses and quickly sat down beside Liu Gao to apologize with a smile:

"Brother, I am really thirsty!
"She drank the wine first and nothing happened. Big brother, are you still worried?"

Liu Gao pulled out a goose-feather fan from his waist, and shook his head while fanning himself:

“I’ve already advised.

"If I can't persuade her, what can I do?

“It’s all in your heart. I, your elder brother, am not as kind as wine.

"If you want to drink, drink. Don't worry about me."

[Sun Erniang's favorability -10-10-10...]

Damn it!
Liu Gao glanced at Sun Erniang expressionlessly:
I take care of my brothers, why are you deducting my favorability?
"Big brother..."

Lu Zhishen was speechless after being confronted by Liu Gao, his face turned red, and he slapped his bald head in anxiety!

Liu Gao ignored him too.

Since Liu Gao had no martial arts skills and could only win people's hearts with virtue, he doted on his brothers, especially the second oldest, Lu Zhishen, who was highly skilled in martial arts and horse riding.

Liu Gao was so tolerant of him that he almost granted all his requests!

As a result, Liu Gao discovered that because he was too tolerant of Lu Zhishen, Lu Zhishen was now so willful and reckless!
This is a very bad development trend.

Although Lu Zhishen and he are sworn brothers, he will not betray him.

But it's just like when Zhang Fei was guarding Xuzhou alone, because of his alcoholism, he not only lost Xuzhou but also Liu Bei's family...

Zhang Fei would definitely not betray Liu Bei, but because of his willful behavior, he made a big mistake!

So Liu Gao decided to take this opportunity to get the development trend back on track and no longer tolerate his brothers without bottom line.

Restore order to prevent future troubles.

Liu Gao ignored Lu Zhishen, and Lu Zhishen didn't dare to drink anymore. He rubbed his bald head with his big hands until sparks came out!

"laugh--"

Sun Erniang curled her lips.

Knowing that provoking the opponent was useless, she walked away with her big, millstone-like hips twisted.

She took two baskets of steamed buns from the stove and placed them on the table. Then, Sun Erniang carried the wine barrel back to the kitchen in a bad mood.

Jiao Ting stared at the big buttocks as big as a millstone disappearing into the kitchen, and picked up a steamed bun with a disappointed look:
My husband is really a man who is full and does not know the hunger of a hungry man. It is hard to find a wife like this even with a lantern...

[Sun Erniang's favorability -30-30-30...]

[Jiao Ting's favorability -1-1-1...]

Hi?

Liu Gao didn’t care that Sun Erniang deducted his favorability, but he didn’t expect that Jiao Ting also deducted his favorability!

You are so hungry!
Liu Gao stopped Jiao Ting who was stuffing the steamed bun into his mouth speechlessly:

"Don't be impatient, take a look at the bun filling first!"

Jiao Ting was stunned: "What's wrong with the steamed bun filling?"

Liu Gao did not answer, but took the steamed bun from Jiao Ting's hand, broke it open and carefully examined the filling.

Seeing this, Hua Yue Niang, Lu Zhishen and Cao Zheng also picked up a steamed bun and broke it open to look at the filling.

Liu Gao, Hua Yue Niang and Cao Zheng found nothing, but Lu Zhishen found a hair in the steamed bun stuffing!

"Brother, please look!"

Lu Zhishen held up a hair and presented it to Liu Gao like he was offering a treasure:

"Is this what you're looking for?"

Liu Gao took a closer look:
The hair is curly and it's obvious that it's not normal hair!

"Shopkeeper!"

Liu Gao gave Cao Zheng a look, and Cao Zheng understood what he meant and slapped the table:
"Come out and answer!"

"Figured out?"

The coquettish young woman came out with her waist twisted and her mouth pouted:

"If you think it through, I won't sell you any wine!"

"What do you mean by understand or not?"

Cao Zheng frowned, pinched the hair that Lu Zhishen found and questioned her:
"What kind of hair is this?"

"How do I know what hair is?"

The coquettish young woman blushed and spat:
"This guest is so unreasonable, asking nonsense questions!"

Wow, I can see it at first glance!

Old driver!

Liu Gao sneered:
“The hair comes from the steamed buns you eat!
"You don't know who knows?"

[Sun Erniang's favorability -50-50-50...]

"so what?"

The coquettish young woman glared, pinched her waist with both hands and shouted:
“My steamed buns are all made with beef!
"What's so strange about eating a hair?"

[Thanks to the book friend 20210815094610491 (100) for the reward, hug! ]

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