Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 82 Lu Zhishen: You bastard, there is poison in the wine!

I have little education, so don't lie to me!
Liu Gao pointed the goose feather at the hair:

"Does your yellow cattle have human hair?"

"Who said this is human hair?"

Sun Erniang glared:
"You said this is human hair, this is human hair?

“Besides, who knows where this hair came from?

"Maybe you pulled out a hair yourself!
"You're just making a fuss and saying that it came from the steamed buns I ate!
"Are you trying to shirk my meal money?"

Sun Erniang's eyes were wide open, her hands on her hips, her brows were murderous, and her eyes were fierce, just like a female demon!

At that moment, Jiao Ting's beautiful dream was shattered, and his head was buzzing with fear because of Sun Erniang's roar:
It turns out that women are so scary. Slip away...

Cao Zheng was the first to be attacked, and his head was buzzing. For a moment, he was speechless...

nausea!

Hua Yue Niang, a virgin girl, never thought about it that way at all!

Now that Sun Erniang had said this, she had vaguely guessed it:
Could it be that this hair came from a human?

Oh my god, this is so disgusting!
Hua Yueniang blushed instantly:

How can you get armpit hair stuck in a steamed bun?

Liu Gao saw that no one said anything and was about to take over when he suddenly heard a "bang" beside him!

Everyone looked at him and saw Lu Zhishen falling on the table, with his big bald head hitting the surface heavily!
What the hell?

Except for Sun Erniang and Liu Gao, everyone was stunned:
Is it true that one bowl of Seven-Li Osmanthus can make you drunk?
Straight bitch!
I drank this bitch's foot washing water!

Because Lu Zhishen drank too little, he was just unable to get up, struggle, or speak, but he did not fall into a coma.

In the original novel, Lu Zhishen drank too much and became paralyzed and unconscious. He only woke up after drinking the antidote.

So although Lu Zhishen couldn't move now, his mind was still clear and he knew what was happening:
There's poison in the wine!

At this moment, Lu Zhishen was filled with regret:

My elder brother had tried to stop me many times, but I still acted recklessly...

I'll die, but how can I be worthy of my elder brother...

"What did I say? What did I say?"

Sun Erniang curled her lips in disdain:
"The fragrance of my Seven-mile Fragrant Osmanthus spreads for seven miles and has a strong aftertaste. Most people will get drunk after eating just one bowl!

"I didn't want you to eat it, but you insisted on eating it!
"Look, one bowl makes you drunk!"

Her lies could only appease Jiao Ting and Hua Yue Niang.

Cao Zheng's face changed drastically, and he grabbed his machete:

"You thief, how dare you poison the wine!

"Hurry up and bring out the antidote, or don't blame me for being ruthless!"

"So what if I'm ruthless?"

Sun Erniang didn't take him seriously at all!

She had seen countless people and had long seen through the fighting capabilities of Liu Gao's five men.

First of all, Liu Gao is a weak scholar and his fighting power is almost zero.

Secondly, Hua Yue Niang is just a young lady, and her value is almost zero.

Once again, Jiao Ting was like a mountain of flesh, and the earth shook as he took two steps. His combat power was at most five.

Only Lu Zhishen looked like someone who could fight, but he was already paralyzed.

As for Cao Zheng, he was obviously a colleague, and he was always around the stove every day.

Maybe he knows a little bit of fighting skills, but how could he be her opponent?
She inherited this martial art from her family!

Besides, this Cross Hill is her territory!
The two Huos in the store are both murderers without blinking an eye!
Her husband, Zhang Qing, the gardener, has gone to the village to sell steamed buns and may be back at any time. Why would she be afraid of a fellow traveler?
Originally, Sun Erniang wanted to paralyze everyone.

However, Liu Gao interfered and only Lu Zhishen was defeated.

There's no choice but to take action!

"Waiter and San, come out!" Sun Erniang waved for them while skillfully taking off her cotton-padded jacket and her red satin skirt!
He was shirtless and only wore a small bellyband the size of a palm!
I don't know where she pulled out a steel knife:

"Big man, do you dare to fight with me?"

Good guy!
Liu Gao and Cao Zheng, who had eaten the meat before, were fine, but Jiao Ting was so shocked that he opened his eyes wide without blinking!
"Why don't you dare?"

Just as Cao Zheng was about to fight with Sun Erniang, Jiao Ting, already thirsty and blood boiling, rushed forward first:

"You woman, come to me if you have anything to say!"

Seeing Jiao Ting rushing towards her like a blind bear, Sun Erniang went up and slashed at him with a knife without caring about it!

However, what she didn't expect was that Jiao Ting was quite flexible!
Jiao Ting dodged the steel knife and hugged her!
"Clang!"

In the blink of an eye, Sun Erniang's steel knife fell to the ground!

Jiao Tinghuo coiled around her like an octopus!
Wrap her tightly with your hands and legs and press her under you!

At Sun Erniang's call, two stupid guys jumped out from the kitchen, armed with steel knives and killed them!
Cao Zheng rushed forward with his sword!

In fact, Cao Zheng's martial arts skills are only average among the 108 heroes of Liangshan.

The most impressive achievement in his life was fighting with Yang Zhi for twenty or thirty rounds.

Although "he could only block and dodge", he was able to hold on because of the advantage of weapons.

There's nothing wrong with shamelessly bragging about being tied with Yang Zhi.

Isn't it easy to deal with two idiots?
At the first encounter, the two stupid guys, Xiao Er and Xiao San, were chopped to the ground by Cao Zheng and fell in a pool of blood!

That's it? That's it?
Liu Gao didn't expect the battle to end so quickly.

He thought it would last at least a few rounds.

The two stupid guys, Xiao Er and Xiao San, were just ordinary people. It was normal for them to be chopped to the ground by Cao Zheng in one encounter.

The main reason is that Jiao Ting is awesome.

Of course, even Li Kui is not good at close combat, let alone Sun Erniang?
"Let me go, you beast!"

Sun Erniang was tightly held by Jiao Ting and pressed down so hard that her chest was about to burst. She cursed breathlessly:

"My husband will come back and skin you alive!"

Do you have a husband?

Jiao Ting's expression changed and he became even more excited:

Since it's someone else's bicycle, why don't you stand up and pedal?

Hua Yue Niang pulled out two silver pistols and rushed into the kitchen!
A moment later, a scream came from the kitchen:
"what--"

not good!

Something happened to Huayue Niang!

Liu Gao's face changed drastically!

Without thinking, he grabbed the corner of his robe and rushed into the kitchen in two steps!
"hiss--"

When Liu Gao got to the kitchen, he took a closer look and couldn't help but gasp:
Beast!
The scene before my eyes was extremely cruel and bloody!
If the text description is posted on Qidian.com, it will never pass the review!

Hua Yue Niang was like a frightened little rabbit. She threw herself into Liu Gao's arms, her delicate body trembling!

Although she had killed people before, the human flesh workshop of Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang was so shocking!

No normal person would do such a thing!
Cao Zheng came in almost at the same time as Liu Gao. Even though he ran a hotel, he was dumbfounded:

That thief woman deserves to die!
"It's okay, it's okay..."

Liu Gao gently patted Hua Yue Niang's jade-like back, with murderous intent flashing in his eyes!
He had never wanted to kill someone so much before!

The three evil spirits of Qingfeng Mountain also eat people, but compared to Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, they are as pure as a little white flower!

Holding Hua Yue Niang in his arms to comfort her, Liu Gao left the kitchen and looked at Sun Er Niang with cold eyes:
Ogre, must die!
[I used to write about urban life, but my articles were blocked because they involved gangs and pornography.

[Later, when I wrote about the end of the world, it was blocked because it involved politics, blood and violence.

[Now that I am writing history, I never expected it to be censored.

[I suggest you read this and cherish it(_)]

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