You said you were a fake Taoist priest, but you really caught a seductive female ghost
Chapter 3: Disturbing my sweet dreams? Palm Thunder is waiting!
Chapter 3: Disturbing my sweet dreams? Palm Thunder is waiting!
Chen Yuhan acted very confidently, as if she had seen through Zhou Tian and thought he was a liar.
Moreover, he is a liar who wants to defraud people of their money and sex!
Hearing what Li Mengyao said, Chen Yuhan suddenly became a little nervous.
"This, this is not a good idea." Chen Yuhan dissuaded.
"It's okay. You wait. I'll go by myself tomorrow. He won't think we're in cahoots."
“By the way, remember to like my live broadcast!”
Chen Yuhan said again, as if he didn't take Zhou Tian seriously at all.
Seeing this, Li Mengyao had no choice but to nod helplessly.
Time passed slowly, and Chen Yuhan arrived at the gate of Shenqing Temple early the next morning.
However, Chen Yuhan did not rush to enter the room. Instead, she took out her mobile phone and turned on the live broadcast in advance.
Chen Yuhan majored in dance, but unlike other dancers, Chen Yuhan was not arrogant.
Instead, she took advantage of her youth and beauty to become a marginal anchor.
Normally, she can attract a large number of people's attention just by twisting her waist, so her number of fans has naturally increased rapidly, and now she has more than 200,000.
Although it is morning now, as soon as Chen Yuhan started broadcasting, a large number of viewers immediately poured into the live broadcast room.
When everyone saw Chen Yuhan in the deep mountains and forests, they all became confused.
[Hey? Why did the anchor start broadcasting so early today? Is he going to change his career to do outdoor activities? ]
[It looks like we are in the mountains here, and the anchor is not professional. Which outdoor anchor would wear such tight clothes? ]
[Yes, anchor, you have to master the traffic password, and arrange the black silk short skirt! ]
[Why does this place feel familiar to me? Is there a Taoist temple next to it? ]
[I am also from Jianghai City. I seem to have been here before, but this Taoist temple doesn’t seem to be very prosperous.]
Looking at the people pouring into the live broadcast room, Chen Yuhan instantly gained confidence.
In today's world, traffic is king, and whoever controls traffic can control public opinion.
"Dear viewers, today the anchor is here to expose fakes in this Taoist temple. The Taoist priests inside are definitely not good people!"
"Wait a minute and see what's going on. If anything happens, please help me call the police!"
Chen Yuhan spoke again to the audience in the live broadcast room.
[Don't worry, host. If the Taoist priests in there dare to do something bad to you, I will be the first one to object! ]
[There are too many fake Taoist priests nowadays, defrauding people of money and sex. I hope the anchor can be more careful. ]
[Hey? What's written on the couplet at the door? Come closer and take a look.]
[Oh my god, this is quite interesting. Are the Taoist priests in this temple really so free and easy? ]
At the same time, Chen Yuhan also saw the couplets in the Taoist temple.
First couplet: Believe it or not, forget it.
Second line: If you have money, you will eat; if you don’t have money, you will starve
Horizontal banner: Do as you please
Seeing this couplet, Chen Yuhan was a little stunned. This directly broke Chen Yuhan's original thinking.
Originally, Chen Yuhan thought that Zhou Tian would be mysterious and pretend to be an otherworldly master.
Then they look for opportunities to use hidden rules and then cheat people out of money and sex.
But now Chen Yuhan felt that Zhou Tian was very improper.
"Forget it, let's go in first." After thinking about it, Chen Yuhan walked in.
The door of the Taoist temple was closed but not locked. Chen Yuhan walked into the temple and saw that it was empty.
"Strange, could it be that all the Taoists here have gone out? But the door is still open." Chen Yuhan was a little confused and continued to walk inside.
The Sanqing Hall was empty.
The Lingxiao Palace next to it was still empty.
Finally, Chen Yuhan walked to the room where Zhou Tian was sleeping.
"Could he be still asleep?" Chen Yuhan hesitated for a moment, then knocked on the door.
But there was no response. "Could it be that this Taoist priest went down the mountain to beg for alms?" Chen Yuhan couldn't help but say.
But at this moment, Chen Yuhan suddenly heard a faint snoring sound in his ear.
Hearing this voice, Chen Yuhan immediately understood everything!
There are people there, but they haven't gotten up yet!
Under normal circumstances, Chen Yuhan would definitely not cause trouble if the other person was still asleep.
But now Chen Yuhan is here to expose counterfeits, so he doesn’t care about all that.
Chen Yuhan pushed open the door at the corner and looked inside.
The next moment, Chen Yuhan immediately discovered Zhou Tian.
"Taoist, Taoist!"
"Master, wake up quickly, the Taoist temple is on fire!"
"Taoist, Taoist!"
Chen Yuhan shouted.
In a daze, Zhou Tian heard a voice in his ear.
Zhou Tian opened his eyes and took a look, and immediately showed an unhappy expression: "Go away, burn incense and pray, and come back in the afternoon."
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing "Do as You Want" and obtaining the high-level magical power - Five Thunders Righteousness! ]
Shangqing Divine Thunder: Qi is the basis of spirit, spirit is the gathering of Qi, and using Qi to transform into thunder can kill all evil!
"Ah?" Chen Yuhan was immediately stunned.
This is not Chen Yuhan’s fault, it’s mainly because Zhou Tian doesn’t play by the rules at all!
Zhou Tian simply turned sideways and ignored Chen Yuhan's presence and continued to sleep soundly.
At this moment, Chen Yuhan looked at Zhou Tian and suddenly didn't know what to do.
[Fuck, this Taoist priest is so arrogant, he actually scolded the anchor directly! ]
[Yes, I can't stand it anymore. How can this happen? Host, please teach him a lesson.]
[How can we teach our anchor a lesson with his small body? Are we going to squeeze him dry? ]
[Host, I have a plan. Take a basin of cold water and wake up this Taoist priest! ]
[Something is wrong. Why do I feel that this Taoist priest is unusual? Did you see that the Taoist robe next to him is actually purple? ]
[What's so great about purple? I still have a dragon robe! ]
Looking at these comments, Chen Yuhan immediately felt confident.
She came here just to expose the fake Zhou Tian, but she didn't dare to pour cold water on Zhou Tian.
So she shouted to Zhou Tian again: "Master, I have something serious to deal with. If you don't get up, I will break in."
"When the time comes, we will be alone, a man and a woman, and no one will be able to explain it."
Chen Yuhan threatened.
Because she has been beautiful since she was a child, most men are very polite when facing Chen Yuhan, and even some unreasonable requests will be met.
To put it simply, Chen Yuhan is definitely a little fairy who has never suffered any grievances!
But will Zhou Tian spoil her?
Of course not.
"Fuck you, I told you to come back in the afternoon but you wouldn't listen. Take this lightning from my palm!" Zhou Tian couldn't help it anymore. He sat up and used his magical powers on Chen Yuhan.
"Ah? Ah!" Chen Yuhan was stunned at first, and then immediately confused!
Because a terrifying energy instantly condensed in Zhou Tian’s palm, this energy became stronger and stronger, and then it actually hit him directly!
"Ouch!" Chen Yuhan was knocked several meters away, feeling a little dazed.
As for what happened just now, Chen Yuhan himself had forgotten it!
But now Chen Yuhan is very clear about one thing, that is, his butt hurts!
Then Chen Yuhan touched her face again, and it was completely black. The makeup she had put on had already carbonized, and even a large section of her long hair was burnt!
At this moment, Chen Yuhan completely collapsed!
(End of this chapter)
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